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McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:

Anyone else read Raptor Red when they were a kid?

Yep!

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nomad2020
Jan 30, 2007

I'm not really convinced that Utah is a real place, but I'll run with it.

So, the fossil was found in the 70s but not well studied until 91. The book was published in 90 and the film in 93.

While I believe that Spielberg might have heard of it, Crichton probably hadn't. None of this matters because the movie just handwaves it all away as frog DNA and I never read the book but I hear it handles the evil company stuff better.

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Unperson_47 posted:

I have never see a post that is more wrong

EoinCannon
Aug 29, 2008

Grimey Drawer
Feathers would have been impossible with the CGI of Jurassic Park's time and a pain in the arse for the model makers and animatronics

The subsequent movies, I guess the style guide had been set, no feathers

CaptainViolence
Apr 19, 2006

I'M GONNA GET YOU DUCK

Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:

Anyone else read Raptor Red when they were a kid?

i loved that book, but i vaguely remember it suffering from the same problem of sizing the raptors up, although in retrospect i probably misunderstood the intention of 10-15 feet head to tail as being 10-15 feet tall



nomad2020 posted:

I never read the book but I hear it handles the evil company stuff better.

yeah, there's a side plot about Wu and Hammond butting heads about what they're actually doing. Hammond buys into his own hype/marketing about resurrecting dinosaurs as they were, and Wu is pissed because be fully recognizes how little they resemble the real thing and hates how that undermines/downplays how much work he did to make them viable, like adapting their genomes with extensive prototyping to be even able to breathe in the current atmosphere. the "lysine contingency" they mention in the movie is a callback to that--Wu reminisces about how hard he had to push to be allowed to make the dinosaurs dependent on park food because Hammond considered it "unnatural" despite all the other modifications they made. and then it turns out all that did was make raptors who LOVED soybeans

spechtie
Feb 24, 2024

another cat with a job
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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Finance cat helpfully attempting to curb your exorbitant spending habits

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

the only good Utah is Johnny Utah

spechtie
Feb 24, 2024

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root beer
Nov 13, 2005

Hasturtium posted:

Yep, because the movies were significantly influenced by Gregory S. Paul’s book Predatory Dinosaurs of the World, which is well-written and beautifully illustrated but made some rather unusual suggestions for reclassification of some theropods… And one of the more salacious was to reclassify Deinononychus, a larger dromaeosaur, as a member of the genus Velociraptor. The broader paleontological community read it, conferred briefly, and disagreed, but the Jurassic Park guys took it and ran with it, so now we have Big Raptors as part of the discourse even though they’re wrong. Worse, even though Paul advocated for the presence of feathers in his book, Jurassic Park ignored that.

Hell, Deinonychus and Velociraptor were all part of the same clade, Eudromaeosauria; it all comes down to who looks cooler and who has the cooler name, so Michael Crichton threw accuracy to the wind in the name of edginess.

I get it, but he was a massive prick, so any chance to dunk on him, you know?

spechtie
Feb 24, 2024

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sweet geek swag
Mar 29, 2006

Adjust lasers to FUN!





root beer posted:

Hell, Deinonychus and Velociraptor were all part of the same clade, Eudromaeosauria; it all comes down to who looks cooler and who has the cooler name, so Michael Crichton threw accuracy to the wind in the name of edginess.

I get it, but he was a massive prick, so any chance to dunk on him, you know?

The velociraptors in the book are actually accurate, they're described as being the size of large dogs. It was the movies that hosed it up.

nomad2020
Jan 30, 2007

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W85oD8FEF78

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs
the movie got these wrong... cats are much smaller (about the size of a cat) and of course they don't have hair

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nomad2020
Jan 30, 2007

To show size, you need to pose the subject with a common household item, like a quarter.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

ArmedZombie posted:

the only good Utah is Johnny Utah

Utah Saints are also good :colbert:

It's really Utah the state brining the name down.

root beer
Nov 13, 2005

sweet geek swag posted:

The velociraptors in the book are actually accurate, they're described as being the size of large dogs. It was the movies that hosed it up.

Ah, okay, it’s been decades since I’d read it and maybe I was thinking of the compys being the singular resident shrinky-dink bastards of that world. Well then, thanks, Spielberg.

Crichton still sucks and totally made poo poo up tho

Kestral
Nov 24, 2000

Forum Veteran

Inceltown posted:

Utah Saints are also good :colbert:

It's really Utah the state brining the name down.

They can’t help it, there’s all that salt up there.

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...




Slippery Tilde

nomad2020 posted:

To show size, you need to pose the subject with a common household item, like a quarter.


I'm gonna need to see a bigger version of that image... someone stole my glasses.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Hasturtium posted:

Yep, because the movies were significantly influenced by Gregory S. Paul’s book Predatory Dinosaurs of the World, which is well-written and beautifully illustrated but made some rather unusual suggestions for reclassification of some theropods… And one of the more salacious was to reclassify Deinononychus, a larger dromaeosaur, as a member of the genus Velociraptor. The broader paleontological community read it, conferred briefly, and disagreed, but the Jurassic Park guys took it and ran with it, so now we have Big Raptors as part of the discourse even though they’re wrong. Worse, even though Paul advocated for the presence of feathers in his book, Jurassic Park ignored that.

To be fair there was a lot of CGI in the first movie, and the ability to CGI realistic fluffy feathers was not great at the time. Like when you look at Toy Story the toys are fine but the people . . . also look like plastic toys.

repiv
Aug 13, 2009

https://twitter.com/ilove_borzois/status/1789394966810091526

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



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Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!


I guess it's appropriate given the usage here, but it bothers me that this metal gear solid sound effect video uses what looks like the Bubsy t-shirt exclamation point.

Nicodemus Dumps
Jan 9, 2006

Just chillin' in the sink

Garrand posted:

I guess it's appropriate given the usage here, but it bothers me that this metal gear solid sound effect video uses what looks like the Bubsy t-shirt exclamation point.

I'm glad someone is saying it

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Garrand posted:

I guess it's appropriate given the usage here, but it bothers me that this metal gear solid sound effect video uses what looks like the Bubsy t-shirt exclamation point.

Lol that bugged me too, but it was also the first search match, and :effort:

Iamyourking
Oct 27, 2007

Only courage in the face of doubt can lead one to the answer.
Toilet Rascal

sweet geek swag posted:

The velociraptors in the book are actually accurate, they're described as being the size of large dogs. It was the movies that hosed it up.

Are you sure? Here's a quote from the first time the raptors appear and are testing the fence: "Grant had a blurred impression of powerful, six-foot-tall bodies" (Jurassic Park 119). Interestingly, they also acknowledge Deinonychus two pages earlier and are quite specific that the raptors are V. mongoliensis the page before that. Then, much later, as the kids are hiding from the raptors: "The velociraptor was man-size..." (330). I think there's also a mention that they weigh 150 pounds, but I didn't see it while hand-checking.

Iamyourking fucked around with this message at 23:58 on May 12, 2024

sweet geek swag
Mar 29, 2006

Adjust lasers to FUN!





Iamyourking posted:

Are you sure? Here's a quote from the first time the raptors appear and are testing the fence: "Grant had a blurred impression of powerful, six-foot-tall bodies" (Jurassic Park 119). Interestingly, they also acknowledge Deinonychus two pages earlier and are quite specific that the raptors are V. mongoliensis the page before that. Then, much later, as the kids are hiding from the raptors: "The velociraptor was man-size..." (330). I think there's also a mention that they weigh 150 pounds, but I didn't see it while hand-checking.

My bad, the place I found this info for some reason had their height in metric, so I took 2m to mean 2ft. There were some smaller Velociraptors in the Lost World book, but they were juveniles.

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RO6JiFztJdg

spechtie
Feb 24, 2024

when you find a clam
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Kestral
Nov 24, 2000

Forum Veteran

He found a rock that smells like meat it’s the best and most exciting thing everrrrrrr

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

I bet that clam is dizzy as hell.

afen
Sep 23, 2003

nemo saltat sobrius
I present Flora, a beautiful cat that lives in my city, and she even has her own instagram: https://www.instagram.com/floramollenberg/

She likes to visit the local pub as well.





repiv
Aug 13, 2009

https://twitter.com/milanbydzovsky/status/1790053876017582105

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



afen posted:

I present Flora, a beautiful cat that lives in my city, and she even has her own instagram: https://www.instagram.com/floramollenberg/

I thought she had her own surname and everything but it's just where she's from

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




Cats can have little a pint, as a treat :cheersdoge:

spechtie
Feb 24, 2024

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spechtie
Feb 24, 2024





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BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.


Pfft. That dog has met those cool bananas before.

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...




Slippery Tilde

For Fox Sake Wildlife Rescue posted:

What’s better than raising a baby mink? Raising six of them! 🤩

These five beautiful babies came into care today. They are five weeks old, the same age as their future foster brother Zoodle. They ended up separated from their mother when they accidentally hitched a ride on a truck, and nobody knows exactly where they came from or when, so they unfortunately can’t be returned home.

Noodle, Caboodle, Toodle, Doodle, and Death, Destroyer of Worlds will be joining Zoodle once it’s safe. He is very lonely and wants siblings, but they need to pass quarantine and they also need to be a little bigger to live with their lard-butt brother.


:staredog:

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Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
Live feed from a Pallas' cat den with 4 tiny kittens
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHlP4uuC8CY

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