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Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
On the golf fails, what freaked the dude out at 7:35?

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Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn

Data Graham posted:

Guns don't kill clowns, people kill clowns

You just have to pop their nose

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

On the golf fails, what freaked the dude out at 7:35?

he looks like hes gonna drop trou & take a poo poo

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002

gasped out loud at this one

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

"Gee I wonder why it was only foot traffic and no ski lines up to this drop off. Only one way to find out!"

MisterBibs
Jul 17, 2010

dolla dolla
bill y'all
Fun Shoe

Was it really dumb or really smart to try and land on his back? My total knowledge about how to fall from heights comes from Spider Man talking about landing with as wide an impact as possible.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Sarcopenia posted:

The defense of "He said it in a heated moment" is not actually helping either because that would mean that it's a word he uses enough when he's angry to be the first thing on the top of his head.

Like when Mel Gibson got drunk and went on a racist and anti-semitic rant at a cop.

Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

A FUCKIN CANARY!! posted:

Are golf clubs way heavier than they look or is this like a Wiimote situation and these people just somehow forgetting that they aren't supposed to throw the club?

Golf clubs are extremely light. Good clubs are even lighter. But you swing it hard and it gets lots of momentum, and then if you accidentally let go... off it goes flying. Basically wiimote situation.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



MisterBibs posted:

Was it really dumb or really smart to try and land on his back? My total knowledge about how to fall from heights comes from Spider Man talking about landing with as wide an impact as possible.

why not zorb

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qw5bDGm7tYo

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under



Why dont we have a thread for the more morbid poo poo.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Yeah sorry, it's pretty horrible.

There is a certain comedic timing in the Russians yelling сука блять and then the video cutting out only to return with a better lens as the poor guy bounces off a cliff 4 kilometers away

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Zaphod42 posted:

Golf clubs are extremely light. Good clubs are even lighter. But you swing it hard and it gets lots of momentum, and then if you accidentally let go... off it goes flying. Basically wiimote situation.

And a lot of the weight is in the tip. You could probably get some pretty good distance with them.

Chris Pistols
Oct 20, 2008

Piss Crystals

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

Captain Lavender posted:

That's a good way to wolf up your shack

I shouldn't be browsing the forums after midnight on a weeknight, but I actually laughed at this. :daps:

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
Here's the actual video of videogame eurotrash man

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J50Mzf1KhJI

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
Wow, you only need to preview image to know how much of a pack of loving toilet human beings his fans are.

Sarcopenia
May 14, 2014
I listened to an episode of a podcast where one of the dudes "accidentally" said the word "midget" quickly realized his mistake and said that it was a hosed up word to use and that he still has a lot to learn. Which is a pretty cool way to react and handle that sort of situation, especially because he could have just cut it out.. A "whoops, ain't I a stinker?" laugh, not so much. I thought Swedes were cool and progressive but turns out you're just well spoken Danes :(

Gorilla Salad posted:

Like when Mel Gibson got drunk and went on a racist and anti-semitic rant at a cop.
Don't forget his terrifying N-word rant at his wife.

Sarcopenia has a new favorite as of 07:39 on Sep 11, 2017

Aerdan
Apr 14, 2012

Not Dennis NEDry
Schadenfreude on the American people as Equifax once again demonstrates horrible security practices.

Because it wasn't enough to use a piece of poo poo platform from the software collective where lovely academic software goes to die, I guess.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!

Powaqoatse posted:

good god

this better become a trend

It was a minor fad a couple of months ago.

SafetyTrain
Nov 26, 2012

Bringing a knife to a bear fight

Sarcopenia posted:

I thought Swedes were cool and progressive but turns out you're just well spoken Danes :(

Plenty of swedes aren't shits like PewDiePie or Notch but we have our fair share of racist assholes. Lots of loving swedes are pretty stupid about words tho but it's getting better since many progressives in Sweden are looking at what is going on in the US with stuff like BLM. Also, that comment is just hurtful :(

Sarcopenia
May 14, 2014

SafetyTrain posted:

Plenty of swedes aren't shits like PewDiePie or Notch but we have our fair share of racist assholes. Lots of loving swedes are pretty stupid about words tho but it's getting better since many progressives in Sweden are looking at what is going on in the US with stuff like BLM. Also, that comment is just hurtful :(

You're alright, you just have two very prominent internet douchebags. I know that I would feel a lot more at home in Sweden with my political leanings than here.

I would have said sorry about the slur but it's our word so we're allowed to say it.

Mu Zeta
Oct 17, 2002

Me crush ass to dust

Why did Notch buy a mansion in Los Angeles of all places. And Pewdiepie lives in England. You guys hate your hometowns or what?

Wifi Toilet
Oct 1, 2004

Toilet Rascal

Mu Zeta posted:

Why did Notch buy a mansion in Los Angeles of all places. And Pewdiepie lives in England. You guys hate your hometowns or what?

swedenindividualtaxrates.jpg

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK

Wifi Toilet posted:

swedenindividualtaxrates.jpg

I'll take full advantage of the benefits a taxpaying society provides me with but I'll be damned if I'll be forced to contribute myself! Why should anyone else get the benefits that I worked so long and hard for, huh?

Mu Zeta
Oct 17, 2002

Me crush ass to dust

I think Notch didn't dodge his Swedish taxes when he got his Microsoft money. It's just weird to live in Hollywood.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
https://twitter.com/notch/status/109607366747635712

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
Or, in Notch's case, "working"

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Mu Zeta posted:

Why did Notch buy a mansion in Los Angeles of all places. And Pewdiepie lives in England. You guys hate your hometowns or what?

he bought a literal party mansion (bidding out jay z and beyonce) with rooms for entourages, all kinds of enterntainment, an actual wall of candy

he only uses the one bedroom where his laptop is & reads weird redpill mra poo poo on reddit all day

i actually feel bad for jay & bee even though theyre rich as hell. at least they dont seem to be horrible assholes

Slugnoid
Jun 23, 2006

Nap Ghost
is notch the howard hughes of the 21st century?

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



also pewdiepie is human garbage

youll note that growing up with the advantages of a socialist welfare system and then moving to a capitalist shithole once you start making money is a pretty good indicator of being a turdman

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.

Slugnoid posted:

is notch the howard hughes of the 21st century?

At least hughes had to go outside to crash all those airplanes.

Slugnoid
Jun 23, 2006

Nap Ghost
Oh wow this gets sadder and sadder. An $80 million mansion filled with empty chairs to forever remind him what a friendless bag of poo poo he is.






How long until his twitter feed is just "all work and no play makes Notch a dull boy" again and again.

spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.

Powaqoatse posted:

also pewdiepie is human garbage

youll note that growing up with the advantages of a socialist welfare system and then moving to a capitalist shithole once you start making money is a pretty good indicator of being a turdman

I don't particularly like JK Rowling as a writer, but as a person, she's pretty admirable:

quote:

"I chose to remain a domiciled taxpayer for a couple of reasons. The main one was that I wanted my children to grow up where I grew up, to have proper roots in a culture as old and magnificent as Britain’s; to be citizens, with everything that implies, of a real country, not free-floating ex-pats, living in the limbo of some tax haven and associating only with the children of similarly greedy tax exiles.

A second reason, however, was that I am indebted to the British welfare state; the very one that Mr. Cameron would like to replace with charity handouts. When my life hit rock bottom, that safety net, threadbare though it had become under John Major’s Government, was there to break the fall. I cannot help feeling, therefore, that it would have been contemptible to scarper for the West Indies at the first sniff of a seven-figure royalty cheque. This, if you like, is my notion of patriotism. On the available evidence, I suspect that it is Lord Ashcroft’s idea of being a mug".

Slugnoid
Jun 23, 2006

Nap Ghost

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



https://twitter.com/JeffGrubb/status/883484722885607424

Gromit
Aug 15, 2000

I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!

What the hell is that giant blue hand-grenade for?

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Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
I don't know, but if I had to guess I'd say it's probably for something awful.

Ak Gara
Jul 29, 2005

That's just the way he rolls.

Slugnoid posted:

Oh wow this gets sadder and sadder. An $80 million mansion filled with empty chairs to forever remind him what a friendless bag of poo poo he is.






How long until his twitter feed is just "all work and no play makes Notch a dull boy" again and again.

Oh man. Reminds me of those screenshots of someone's massive Minecraft house on single player. So many rooms. Every one of them empty. They was celebrating their birthday and had a birthday cake and everything. But there was no one else. Infinite world to play in. All by yourself.

Roro
Oct 9, 2012

HOO'S HEAD GOES ALL THE WAY AROUND?

Ak Gara posted:

Oh man. Reminds me of those screenshots of someone's massive Minecraft house on single player. So many rooms. Every one of them empty. They was celebrating their birthday and had a birthday cake and everything. But there was no one else. Infinite world to play in. All by yourself.

Life imitates art lovely video games.

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Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic

Weatherman posted:

I'll take full advantage of the benefits a taxpaying society provides me with but I'll be damned if I'll be forced to contribute myself! Why should anyone else get the benefits that I worked so long and hard for, huh?
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