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Jet Jaguar
Feb 12, 2006

Don't touch my bags if you please, Mr Customs Man.



An older one, but I still love it:

HP Offers 'That Cloud Thing Everyone Is Talking About'

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Dr. Arbitrary
Mar 15, 2006

Bleak Gremlin

I really like that part at around 25 seconds where the executive is struggling and the interviewer kind of nods him along.

Edit:

We have app

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

The way the guy in the lab delivers the line "ten thousand" kills me every time.

content:

Aramek
Dec 22, 2007

Cutest tumor in all of Oncology!
When that first came out on the Onion G+ feed, someone pointed out "Hah, that link is a bit.ly". :v:

HackensackBackpack
Aug 20, 2007

Who needs a house out in Hackensack? Is that all you get for your money?
Get out your checkbooks, 90's kids!

The House From The Windows 95 Maze Screensaver Is Up For Sale

Farquar
Apr 30, 2003

Bjorn you glad I didn't say banana?
This one had me giggling all night.

My 2-Month-Old Son Won’t Stop Demanding Soda In A Grown Man’s Voice. Does Anyone Have Any Advice?

zoux
Apr 28, 2006


This is @dril as hell.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Fun Toy Banned Because Of Three Stupid Dead Kids

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


"If you find my son, I want him back. I just want to see his face again."

No surprise, but that took a turn for the dark very quickly.

KillHour
Oct 28, 2007


http://www.theonion.com/articles/man-with-serious-mental-illness-committed-to-bus,37823/

:smith:

Echo Chamber
Oct 16, 2008

best username/post combo
Confused About How You’re Supposed To Feel About ‘American Sniper’? Here Are 20 Thinkpieces That Can Help You Put Things In Perspective

“What Seth Rogen Gets Wrong About American Sniper, What He Gets Right About American Sniper, What I Get Wrong About American Sniper, What I Get Right About Seth Rogen, What Michael Moore Gets Right About American Sniper, And What Seth Rogen Gets Wrong About Michael Moore”

KillHour
Oct 28, 2007


http://www.clickhole.com/video/what-english-sounds-non-speakers-1770

Amazing. :allears:

Babe Magnet
Jun 2, 2008

sims 5 lookin' good

Austrian mook
Feb 24, 2013

by Shine

Why do they keep writing articles about me???

Dr. Arbitrary
Mar 15, 2006

Bleak Gremlin

I love the tags:
ADVICE
CRAZY
PARENTING
SON DEMANDING SODA IN A GROWN MAN'S VOICE
CHILDREN
SODA
WOW
FAMILY

calandryll
Apr 25, 2003

Ask me where I do my best drinking!



Pillbug
I really wish The Onion would post satire and not real news: I Don’t Vaccinate My Child Because It’s My Right To Decide What Eliminated Diseases Come Roaring Back

Tracula
Mar 26, 2010

PLEASE LEAVE

I had that feeling reading this article: Area Man Willing To Give Up Any Of Muslims’ Rights Necessary To Feel Safe

I know a few people I could show that too and they'd 100% agree with it :smith:

Dr. Arbitrary
Mar 15, 2006

Bleak Gremlin
Chicago Introduces New Citywide Gun-Sharing Stations

zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

:kimchi: Tater Love :kimchi:

I didn't get it until the last 30 seconds but :wow:

Cake Attack
Mar 26, 2010

These Researchers Set Out To Debunk The Myth Of The Welfare Queen, But Then They Found Her Deep In The Appalachian Mountains, Ruling From Her Extravagant Palace Of Entitlements

lol

moller
Jan 10, 2007

Swan stole my music and framed me!

Madness. You can't play Taboo with 3 people.

Kuvo
Oct 27, 2008

Blame it on the misfortune of your bark!
Fun Shoe
a bit late but still good

‘Well, Here’s What Won’t Pass,’ Obama Says Before Listing 35 Proposals

Dad Jokes
May 25, 2011

The Onion posted:

At press time, an advance copy of the Republican rebuttal to the address revealed that the party’s official response will be the word “Yup.”

I didn't know the Onion did real news now.

In entertainment news, All The Seinfelds, Ranked.

HackensackBackpack
Aug 20, 2007

Who needs a house out in Hackensack? Is that all you get for your money?

Love the tags.

· Proof ·Ronald Reagan ·1980s ­·Welfare ­·Poor ·Wow ·Politics ·Science

KillHour
Oct 28, 2007


Are there any articles that aren't tagged with "wow"?

sout
Apr 24, 2014

KillHour posted:

Are there any articles that aren't tagged with "wow"?

this makes me wonder if people actively look for articles about stuff and include "wow" in their google search.
"Wow, check out how ionic bonding works."

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


KillHour posted:

Are there any articles that aren't tagged with "wow"?

The "They Said What?" articles are not tagged "wow". I think they're the only ones.

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Lawyer Claims Woman Can’t Prove She Didn’t Actually Want To Be Set On Fire

NoEyedSquareGuy
Mar 16, 2009

Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."

"Your honor, technically speaking, there is no true knowledge outside of mathematics."

Elderbean
Jun 10, 2013



The best part about that article was the Facebook comments, it was loaded with people who embodied everything that article is about.

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
Which ‘Girls’ Character Are You?

yeah actually they will
Aug 18, 2012
Today Now! is back

gp2k
Apr 22, 2008
Diamond Joe!

Biden Co-Presents Best New Starlet Award With Shyla Stylez At 2015 AVN Adult Movie Awards Show

Edmund Lava
Sep 8, 2004

Hey, I'm from Brooklyn. I'm going to call myself Mr. Friendly.

Onion leaking into real life: Bill De Blasio Stages Dramatic Reading Of An Onion Article About The 'Furious Hoarfrost' Of 2015

Elderbean
Jun 10, 2013



Those actors are so perfect.

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump

Jim Haggerty.... not pig?

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴
"They turned me into a pig!

I got better."

Mescal
Jul 23, 2005


I'm anticipating some fresh, exciting tension between those two.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Even an idiot like me? :shobon:

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RedneckwithGuns
Mar 28, 2007

Up Next:
Fifteen Inches of
SHEER DYNAMITE

Now if they'll just bring back Dr. Good we'll be in business (and Dr. Tanas)

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