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If you're in a gay bar it's already assumed that you're a fan of the man, that's the literal entire point of a gay bar. Doesn't mean you don't look like poo poo though. Turns out most folks are judgemental of potential hookups, whoulda thunk it
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Baronjutter posted:Aren't you supposed to leave the top button unbuttoned unless you are wearing a tie??? a white shirt with the top button buttoned with no tie is a definite sign the person is a nazi
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Jose posted:a brown shirt with the top button buttoned with no tie is a definite sign the person is a nazi FTFY
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mfcrocker posted:If you're in a gay bar it's already assumed that you're a fan of the man, that's the literal entire point of a gay bar. Doesn't mean you don't look like poo poo though. I'm not gay or anything but the real gays would be in the back of the bathroom at the center stall marked with "GH" and a hole right above the tp dispenser. I hear it's a bit rough so be careful. So I've heard. Not gay.
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quote:I like carving a nice line in cars that have any relation to MMAGA/hiliary for prison/impeach obama with my work boxcutter (it's your standard razor) and apparently on newer cars it costs a lot to fix because of the paint I would like to note that vandalism both is and should be illegal, but if one were to violate said laws, this would be a pretty good reason quote:This is the goon who posted some many pages back about not being able to find a job in an art field after graduating. That has changed as of late thankfully, but I'm still a bit annoyed. People still manage to fall backwards into jobs all the time. My sister-in-law just got a job as full-time great-ape keeper at a zoo because we happened to be visiting it right after somebody quit and we made her ask for an application form while we were getting lunch.
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Vandal goon is massive bitch who wouldn't do poo poo if he met a republican face to face.
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Don't worry about it artgoon, nobody has a bloody clue what they're doing, everyone's a chancer, sometimes you get lucky and know a guy who knows a guy. Sucks that's how the world works, but no sense getting caught up on it.
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free basket of chips posted:Vandal goon is massive bitch who wouldn't do poo poo if he met a republican face to face. Most people aren't rearing for a fight. Even when they're barking for one.
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Oh don't you worry art goon, there's plenty of opportunities for other artists to not get paid!
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purple death ray posted:Oh don't you worry art goon, there's plenty of opportunities for other artists to not get paid! lol seriously
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purple death ray posted:Oh don't you worry art goon, there's plenty of opportunities for other artists to not get paid! I missed this detail and yeah artists are I think the #1 profession most likely to not get paid for labor
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free basket of chips posted:Vandal goon is massive bitch who wouldn't do poo poo if he met a republican face to face. Yeah, I'm sure he's terrified of some Paula Deen knockoff.
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I like the autismal one because I think some of them have a dumb inflated sense that makes them think they're better when in reality they're often just as dumb as anyone else and hosed up with a brain disorder. The coincidental finals week, woah it must be the fluoride making people study, the idiot drone rain thing. Fuckin fluoride causes autism, hah.
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loquacius posted:My sister-in-law just got a job as full-time great-ape keeper . So she works from home? 
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SniperWoreConverse posted:I like the autismal one because I think some of them have a dumb inflated sense that makes them think they're better when in reality they're often just as dumb as anyone else and hosed up with a brain disorder. The coincidental finals week, woah it must be the fluoride making people study, the idiot drone rain thing. Fuckin fluoride causes autism, hah. I like how it's a (fake) admission to planning a terrorist attack that includes a location and enough other information for law enforcement to investigate. Also I'm pretty sure fluoride comes in a salt form, not a liquid. Though I suppose the author could intend it to mean 300 gallons of dissolved salts.
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Police Automaton posted:autism rain That's the title of the nerdcore Prince tribute album
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Police Automaton posted:autism rain Autist rain A sperglord with a sad and broken brain Autist rain A master plan he simply must explain Autist rain Seeding clouds with fluoride from a plane Autist rain No "big boobs" or "weiner fests" again
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Manwall! posted:Autist rain Oh god I can hear it in that dude's voice
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Manwall! posted:Autist rain lmao
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Manwall! posted:Autist rain I'm Lovin' It™
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Manwall! posted:Autist rain 
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loquacius posted:I would like to note that vandalism both is and should be illegal, but if one were to violate said laws, this would be a pretty good reason Um, no, it really isn't. The only good reason to vandalize someone's car is if they're a New England Patriots or Tom Brady fan. They're total scum.
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Police Automaton posted:Oh god I can hear it in that dude's voice Same, god drat
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Mar 15, 2017 06:32
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Hahahaha. Never close this thread.
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Manwall! posted:Autist rain nthing that this rules Anton Chigurh posted:Um, no, it really isn't. The only good reason to vandalize someone's car is if they're a New England Patriots or Tom Brady fan. They're total scum.  quote:This confession is being sent at great personal risk. But one person reading this thread and commenting in it saved my life some time ago, so I owe them this. quote:Beauty and the Beast, the old cartoon movie, was the most terrifying movie in my childhood. Every idea presented in it - a monster lives in a castle in the woods, his furniture is alive, oh yeah that furniture is CURSED people and the monster is loving cursed too --- all of it terrified me then and still creeps me out now. I used to have nightmares about accidentally angering someone who then turns me into a chair. My freshman year of college, I accidentally cut someone off in traffic and had a moment of sheer terror thinking they were going to transform me into a dish cabinet. That was when I started getting help, but it was a hard road to where I am now. Pinocchio actually has the strongest body-horror elements in it out of any Disney movie
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My word am I bored of alien feshes
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ENOUGH ALIEN BULLSHIT
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Why are fiction writers so enamored with the idea of government organizations kidnapping children to do all their alien fighting/diplomacy? If I made contact with an alien I would find someone older who actually might have a clue about what they're doing, not think "gotta go snatch a random kid, he'll surely know what to do from his extensive Video Game experience".
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yeah I eat rear end posted:Why are fiction writers so enamored with the idea of government organizations kidnapping children to do all their alien fighting/diplomacy? If I made contact with an alien I would find someone older who actually might have a clue about what they're doing, not think "gotta go snatch a random kid, he'll surely know what to do from his extensive Video Game experience". Same reason for Harry Potter and all YA fiction being about bland, random dummies because it COULD BE YOOOOU, THE REEEEADER. You might not be the boring, bland dummy forced to drink oil at school. You just need a Robbie Coltrain or a Harrison Ford to save you from your life of mediocrity.
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purple death ray posted:Oh don't you worry art goon, there's plenty of opportunities for other artists to not get paid! Hey art goon, if you aren't getting paid you don't have a job. Professionals don't work for free.
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the aliens have been here for a while and the shadow gov is just prepping to slowly lift the veil but they are most decidedly not harmless even though that's exactly how they'll sell it for obvious reasons prepare ur buttes
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quote:I go to Wal-mart once a week and jerk off into a carton of eggs. I like to imagine some milf buys them, finds my spunk, and has some fun imagining the guy that left that much of a load. Probably not but it's what motivates me to keep doing this yeah I'm sorry to tell you this but there is absolutely no scenario in which a person finds a stranger's jizz all over their food products and is happy about it quote:I'm part of a successful podcast, and I hate it. It's turned a hobby in to work, and although the pay is good thanks to Patreon and some big donors, it's not good enough to turn my favorite hobby into boredom. I don't think telling your partners "I'm not really enjoying the podcast anymore" and figuring something else out would really be that difficult duder Like, maybe they switch up the formula somehow or maybe you leave the show and they all stay, that's just off the top of my head
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I hope podcast goon destroys the show and has to get an actual job and yearns for the days when he could make good money recording himself talking about nerd poo poo (I know all podcasts aren't nerd poo poo but this is a goon we're talking about) and posting it online. Milk it for all you can confessor, you might not enjoy it as a job but there are a ton of people who would kill to get paid for doing nothing of actual value like you do.
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Egg guy is tryin to create some hybrid chicken person.
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