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Beetlejuice is getting his dick sucked
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Beet, would you suck her dick?
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Jan 21, 2022 18:19
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prefect posted:Louie Anderson, too. awwwww :-(
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Jan 21, 2022 18:42
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prefect posted:Louie Anderson, too. poo poo, didn't someone announce like.... yesterday, that he had cancer?
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Jan 21, 2022 19:18
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Jan 22, 2022 18:54
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Lifespan posted:This was Opie's show right after Artie's second book came out, so ~2014. His Artie Quiter podcast was pretty new at the time and he commonly went on there and gave his opinions about what was happening with the show (specifically going after Turk). This was before the possession arrest and the nose cave-in. I've been in an Artie rabbit hole lately and have been trying to unravel all the bullshit that went on, but there's just so much of it. What does heroin cost anyway? Artie has said he was earning 900k a year on the Stern show, but with all his clubs and private shows he was making closer to 4 million a year at his best. Even after taxes that still leaves him with a lot, but it sounds like he's pretty much broke. In a interview last fall with Dan Falato he said he had to buy the mortgage on Artie's house since he didn't have enough until the payment for his book deal came in. And so far he's never paid Dan back yet and they barely speak to one another anymore.
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Jan 22, 2022 18:56
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Artie was a drug addict and a degenerate gambler who probably spent his money the second he earned it. He'd do gigs at casinos and leave his whole fee at the tables. I'm guessing he didn't save very much and I think he sold that shore house at a pretty bad loss. edit: Pretty ironic that Artie owes a guy named Dan money now lol haljordan fucked around with this message at 19:07 on Jan 22, 2022 |
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Jan 22, 2022 19:04
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I'm not shocked that he is broke. Heroin is very expensive as are lawyers and fines for when you get caught. He also supports his mom and supported a number of assistants over the years. He owned a couple of homes, some nice cars, liked crazy nights and food, gambled like a fiend... It definitely didn't seem like he was saving for the future during those lucrative years.
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Jan 22, 2022 19:08
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No matter how much money you have, it'll easily fit up your nose or in a vein
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Jan 22, 2022 19:12
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I don't even know what one hit of heroin would cost.
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Jan 22, 2022 19:15
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Vakal posted:I don't even know what one hit of heroin would cost. While J.D. Harmeyer eats from the McDonald's dollar menu, chubby Stern show sidekick Artie Lange was spending THIRTY GRAANNDDD a night on black tar heroin.
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Jan 22, 2022 19:48
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Vakal posted:I don't even know what one hit of heroin would cost. Artie was probably paying around $7-$10 per bag. He lived in an area that had one of the worst heroin problems on the entire East Coast. I don't know if he ever talked about how many bags he was going through in a weekend at the peak of his addiction, but I bet it was over 100.
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Jan 22, 2022 20:00
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Didn’t Artie drive from NJ to Delaware to score his junk? Not sure how far that is, but sounds like a bit of a hassle.
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Jan 22, 2022 20:12
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Kragger99 posted:Didn’t Artie drive from NJ to Delaware to score his junk? Not sure how far that is, but sounds like a bit of a hassle. Yeah that's like a three hour drive from Hoboken.
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Jan 22, 2022 20:15
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The magic number I heard from people I know who were Heroin addicts is "$100 a day heroin habit." Which was usually enough to stave off withdrawal and get high when they wanted to. Not sure how Artie economics works, but probably not any cheaper than that.
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Jan 22, 2022 20:17
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Artie obviously earned a high enough income to not have to resort to mugging little old ladies to feed his habit, but when you factor in all the other poo poo he blew his money on, I can see him having to make some major lifestyle changes soon. Especially since he seems to be trying to stay off the road (a smart move on his part). He at least apparently managed to avoid any major IRS issues, which is a miracle. haljordan fucked around with this message at 20:24 on Jan 22, 2022 |
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Jan 22, 2022 20:19
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ninjoatse.cx posted:The magic number I heard from people I know who were Heroin addicts is "$100 a day heroin habit." Which was usually enough to stave off withdrawal and get high when they wanted to. Not sure how Artie economics works, but probably not any cheaper than that. How does the cost of cocaine compare to that? Assuming it's celebrity grade quality.
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Vakal posted:How does the cost of cocaine compare to that? Assuming it's celebrity grade quality. Heroin is way cheaper You'll probably pay anywhere from $80 to $100 for a gram of coke (even for the lovely stuff, which it usually is) haljordan fucked around with this message at 22:36 on Jan 22, 2022 |
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Jan 22, 2022 21:10
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I've lost count of how many times Artie has been arrested, but a source claimed at one arrest in 2017 he had 81 baggies of heroin in his car, so much that he could have been charged with dealing. He was also driving a Range Rover which isn't cheap. Of course he got a slap on the wrist because he's a semi-famous white dude. That's why it's so glaringly hypocritical when Artie pretends like he cares how Howard or anyone else treats people. Artie is a lying creepy scumbag junkie who takes advantage of everyone and verbally/emotionally abuses women but he cares who Howard hires to run the office? Even when Artie did that interview with Opie in 2014 he hadn't worked on the show for five years. Move on, man.
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Jan 22, 2022 21:38
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Let's not forget that Artie likely spend twice or three times as much on hookers as he did drugs. His medical bills have to be pretty bad too.
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Jan 22, 2022 22:20
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Didn't Artie tell some obviously fake story about a cop who pulled him over, found drugs and then robbed another dealer and gave his poo poo to Artie or some other ludicrous nonsense?
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Jan 22, 2022 22:24
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Also, heroin dealers aren't well know for being good , fair business people. If you've got a millionaire junky on the hook who will spend 100 dollars for 20 dollars worth of heroin, they'll charge 100. God knows how many people were in between Artie and the heroin. He could have 3 people all skimming off him at anytime. Some guy named Vinny Beedle was on the cumtown podcast awhile back, and said he used to charge up and coming comics to open for Artie, and that he kept the money and paid Artie in heroin.
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Jan 24, 2022 19:51
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I assume he was paying a premium for anonymity. Not that drug use is rare in the comic world, but he was trying to live a double life with H100 News, TMZ, and his fanbase stalking him.
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Jan 24, 2022 20:03
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According to his book, he was getting drugs even when his mom was watching him 24/7.
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Jan 24, 2022 20:14
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I find it interesting that Artie never liked weed but was really into everything else. It seemed like the thing he liked most about heroin was putting on Neil Young records or watching sports and just zoning out alone. I'll admit I have never tried heroin and I'm sure it's 100x more euphoric than good weed, but zoning out on the couch is pretty much what I use weed for.
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Jan 24, 2022 20:18
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Your Gay Uncle posted:Also, heroin dealers aren't well know for being good , fair business people. If you've got a millionaire junky on the hook who will spend 100 dollars for 20 dollars worth of heroin, they'll charge 100. God knows how many people were in between Artie and the heroin. He could have 3 people all skimming off him at anytime. Yeah considering Artie paid someone $500 to put music on an iPod, he was absolutely getting ripped off
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Jan 24, 2022 20:36
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kylej posted:I find it interesting that Artie never liked weed but was really into everything else. It seemed like the thing he liked most about heroin was putting on Neil Young records or watching sports and just zoning out alone. I'll admit I have never tried heroin and I'm sure it's 100x more euphoric than good weed, but zoning out on the couch is pretty much what I use weed for. Using heroin sounds like it would be the most insanely awesome experience that anyone could ever have, which is why I'm absolutely terrified of it & all opiates in general. I zoned out on weed toast & watched a Family Guy marathon this past Friday, and that's good enough for me. That said, if I were like 80 years old and/or 100% sure that I was going to die within the year, I would definitely do heroin/oxy/whatever because gently caress it, you know?
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Jan 24, 2022 20:45
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YeahTubaMike posted:Using heroin sounds like it would be the most insanely awesome experience that anyone could ever have, which is why I'm absolutely terrified of it & all opiates in general. I zoned out on weed toast & watched a Family Guy marathon this past Friday, and that's good enough for me. Agreed. My fiance had a tooth extraction followed by "dry socket" which is basically an exposed tooth nerve last year. The pain was so severe that we had to go to the ER twice for morphine injections, and in between that she was on every insanely powerful painkiller you could get. Seeing her zonked out on that poo poo didn't look fun, it actually looked kind of terrifying. When she was feeling "good" she was basically comatose.
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Jan 24, 2022 21:23
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I've never gotten any euphoria, or any experience approaching enjoyable, on opiates. I've been on morphine and various prescriptions after surgery or other issues and all it did was make me woozy and want to lie down. It didn't even do much for the pain, so I'm kind of screwed when I have health problems and wind up stuck with OTC pills like ibuprofen. My mother has the same physiology where opiates have little effect so I guess it runs in the family.
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Jan 25, 2022 06:06
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Remember the times when Gilbert would be on the show with Artie and the two of them would go so off the rails that Howard would get mad at them and make them stop? Here's what you get when no one pumps the brakes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8ebjFSbTF0
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Jan 25, 2022 06:45
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Opiates actually make me super ill, to the point where I have had anti nausea patches for the handful of times I have been put under. Twice I have done opiates recreationally and both have left me sick as a dog, so good on ya heroin folks!
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Vakal posted:Remember the times when Gilbert would be on the show with Artie and the two of them would go so off the rails that Howard would get mad at them and make them stop? I tried to give it a ten-minute chance. The first time I looked at the timer was 2 1/2 minutes in. The second was about 5 1/2 minutes in. The third was like 50 seconds after that and I honestly thought it had been at least a couple of minutes. drat. Also, Artie just sounds so wrong.
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Jan 25, 2022 14:58
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I'm almost 7 years sober now from alcohol. I used to drink almost a entire fifth of whiskey every night until I blacked out. I'd be on my couch listening to music or watching TV, and it felt like bliss. I would totally check out from the world. When Artie would describe heroin it sounded like a similar experience. Now I'll smoke weed occasionally, but I don't get much from it. It's like it slows me down and makes me a little relaxed, but I don't get any euphoria from it.
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Everyone has different body chemistry. I used to love smoking weed, but now it often just makes me really uncomfortable and gives paranoia so bad, that one time I thought I experiencing schizophrenia. It was probably just my roommate watching Sopranos in the other room, but at the time I couldn't rationalize it and ran out of the house and drove into night in search of safety. Fortunately I was just fine and never had an experience that bad again, but I did eventually slow down my habit.
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Jan 26, 2022 02:17
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Wonder if Howard will mention the shout out on this week's Peacemaker episode.
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Shuli recently did a comedy "show" in a literal parking lot in Tampa. One of the posters from the Stern subreddit showed up to do a trip report and take pictures. He was perfectly nice about it, didn't just yell gently caress SHULI over and over again. Maybe all of ten people showed up. So of course, on Shuli's next podcast he poo poo talks the guy and calls him a "fat loser who can't get laid." https://www.reddit.com/r/howardstern/comments/sedugx/summary_of_shulis_response_to_meet_and_greet/ Thread from the guy who went to the show: https://www.reddit.com/r/howardstern/comments/sa7377/just_arrived_at_the_free_steak_and_shuli_meet_and/ The best part is that Brent and Katelyn were supposed to show but never did lol haljordan fucked around with this message at 12:30 on Jan 29, 2022 |
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Jan 29, 2022 12:10
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I wouldn't go see Shuli if he was doing a show in my kitchen, so he was probably setting himself up for failure here. I thought he had given up comedy and moved out of NYC to get a regular job?
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DeadBonesBrook posted:I wouldn't go see Shuli if he was doing a show in my kitchen, so he was probably setting himself up for failure here. I thought he had given up comedy and moved out of NYC to get a regular job? He's apparently still paying his dues. His wife must earn a good living because I've seen screenshots of ticket sales for some of his indoor shows and it's 20 people max. No way he's living just off a cut of that. I just found it funny that he alienated the one guy who actually showed up and was like "I've always supported Shuli!"
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Jan 29, 2022 15:43
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How much do y'all think that JD and Richard are talking poo poo to each other right now? their faaaaavorite football teams are playing each other right now for a spot in the superbowl
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If Howard still gave a poo poo anymore they would have put them in the same room and streamed them watching the game. At least one of them is crying when this is over.
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