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Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


If you were spending a bunch of your own money to build a temple or whatever with GAIUS FURIUS IS AWESOME FOR BUILDING THIS you wanted it to last. I doubt anyone expected bridges to still be in use 2000 years later, but you certainly didn't want it to be in need of replacement in 50. A lot different than building a modern apartment or whatever.

Roman concrete would also set underwater, which I think took modern people a while to rediscover.

Keep in mind that while Roman concrete was as strong or stronger than standard modern concrete, they never figured out reinforced concrete. So modern reinforced concrete structures are stronger.

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Jack B Nimble
Dec 25, 2007


Soiled Meat

Grand Fromage posted:

If you were spending a bunch of your own money to build a temple or whatever with GAIUS FURIUS IS AWESOME FOR BUILDING THIS you wanted it to last. I doubt anyone expected bridges to still be in use 2000 years later, but you certainly didn't want it to be in need of replacement in 50. A lot different than building a modern apartment or whatever.

Roman concrete would also set underwater, which I think took modern people a while to rediscover.

Keep in mind that while Roman concrete was as strong or stronger than standard modern concrete, they never figured out reinforced concrete. So modern reinforced concrete structures are stronger.

I sort of recall this being covered before, but I'd like to clarify something in case I ever decide to open my big mouth in conversation. They never discovered reinforced concrete, but was that really about them being worse than us at using concrete? What I mean is didn't the Romans care too much about their iron to use it in their concrete when the concrete was good enough without it?

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


They just never came up with the technology. My understanding (I am not a civil engineer) is it's unnecessary unless you're building something of a certain height/size or trying to reinforce against earthquake damage, and the Romans didn't build anything big enough or have any scientific knowledge of earthquakes. So, reinforced concrete was never a thing.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Grand Fromage posted:

or have any scientific knowledge of earthquakes.

I take this to mean they assumed that earthquakes were the work of the Gods or just something that happened that they couldn't explain/understand, yeah?

fantastic in plastic
Jun 15, 2007

The Socialist Workers Party's newspaper proved to be a tough sell to downtown businessmen.
As everyone knows, earthquakes are the consequence of homosexuality.

Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe

Grand Fromage posted:

They just never came up with the technology. My understanding (I am not a civil engineer) is it's unnecessary unless you're building something of a certain height/size or trying to reinforce against earthquake damage, and the Romans didn't build anything big enough or have any scientific knowledge of earthquakes. So, reinforced concrete was never a thing.

Yeah the Romans were fairly conservative in how they actually built things. When crossing a valley for an aqueduct, for example, they'd prefer to do it with a whole bunch of small arches instead of one or several large arches, which would have necessitated stuff like reinforcing metal.

Grand Prize Winner
Feb 19, 2007


Grand Fromage posted:

They just never came up with the technology. My understanding (I am not a civil engineer) is it's unnecessary unless you're building something of a certain height/size or trying to reinforce against earthquake damage, and the Romans didn't build anything big enough or have any scientific knowledge of earthquakes. So, reinforced concrete was never a thing.

Are earthquakes frequent in the Mediterranean? I get the impression, possibly erroneous, that they're pretty rare. They might just have had no need to compensate for tectonic activity.

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Italy is fairly active, decent number of quakes and the only active volcanoes in Europe. I think its the most seismically active part of the continent. But that was the work of the gods, they didn't understand it.

cafel
Mar 29, 2010

This post is hurting the economy!

Grand Fromage posted:

Italy is fairly active, decent number of quakes and the only active volcanoes in Europe. I think its the most seismically active part of the continent. But that was the work of the gods, they didn't understand it.

And just recently they sent several geologist to jail because they suggested that several minor pre-shocks didn't necessarily mean a large earthquake was coming. A large earthquake did hit a few dozen people died and the geologist found themselves in prison on manslaughter charges because they didn't accurately predict something as finicky as a future earthquakes size and time period.

Medenmath
Jan 18, 2003
If I recall, there was a discussion a while back in the thread about steam engines and things, and it was pointed out that the Empire didn’t actually produce all that much iron. I have a feeling that even if someone had thought of reinforcing a concrete structure with iron rebar, the idea would have been discarded as being too expensive. That’s just a guess, of course.

New subject: tell me about Roman navies! Was there a “branch” of the coastal legions that handled military boats, or was it a separate thing entirely? The Romans aren’t really famous as a naval power prior to I guess the medieval period with their fire-ships and stuff, but I’ve been going through the History of Rome podcast and I’ve noticed that there are a lot of times where they seem to pull fleet of a few hundred ships right out of nowhere. Sometimes they built them for a specific campaign, but they must have been getting people with shipbuilding and naval command experience from somewhere. There’s a great story from the third century where a general fucks off to Britain with the entire fleet and rules the island for a while; Constantius eventually comes to take the island back, but while I can understand just plain building more boats, he must have gotten the sailors from someplace, surely?

Non-Roman question: how exactly did Greek/Phoenician/whatever colony cities work? There are a lot of cities all over the Mediterranean that are colonies of some other city, but what was the relationship between the mother city and the colony? Where did the population for these colonies come from – how does Athens or whoever found a bunch of colonies and then not end up depopulated at home?

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


The Romans tended to disdain the navy and raise/disband them as needed. They built their first to fight Carthage, and it was literally just copying Carthage's ships with the addition of the corvus so they could go stab all the Carthaginian sailors rather than try to out-sail them. Later there are many instances of fleets being built out of whole cloth because there was a need. After the pirates were finally eliminated from the Mediterranean they largely got rid of the navy, though there were always some ships for patrols and making sure pirates didn't come back. But if they needed a larger force, typically it would be built on order. There were also specific river fleets that were used a lot, especially on the Danube.

They did maintain a major naval base at Misenum. Wikipedia has a list of the fleet ships that were recorded at one point or another:

1 hexeres: Ops
1 quinquereme: Victoria
9 quadriremes: Fides, Vesta, Venus, Minerva, Dacicus, Fortuna, Annona, Libertas, Olivus
50 triremes: Concordia, Spes, Mercurius, Iuno, Neptunus, Asclepius, Hercules, Lucifer, Diana, Apollo, Venus, Perseus, Salus, Athenonix, Satyra, Rhenus, Libertas, Tigris, Oceanus, Cupidus, Victoria, Taurus, Augustus, Minerva, Particus, Eufrates, Vesta, Aesculapius, Pietas, Fides, Danubius, Ceres, Tibur, Pollux, Mars, Salvia, Triunphus, Aquila, Liberus Pater, Nilus, Caprus, Sol, Isis, Providentia, Fortuna, Iuppiter, Virtus, Castor
11 liburnians: Aquila, Agathopus, Fides, Aesculapius, Iustitia, Virtus, Taurus Ruber, Nereis, Clementia, Armata, Minerva

These weren't all in service at the same time. The fleet of Ravenna had these:

2 quinqueremes: Augustus, Victoria.
6 quadriremes: Fortuna, Mercurius, Neptunus, Padus, Vesta, Victoria.
28 triremes: Aesculapius, Apollo, Aquila, Archinix, Ariadna, Augustus, Castor, Concordia, Costantia, Danae, Danubius, Diana, Felicitas, Hercules, Mars, Mercurius, Minerva, Neptunus, Nereis, Pax, Pietas, Pinnata, Providentia, Silvanus, Triumphus, Venus, Virtus, Victoria.
5 liburnians: Ammon, Diana, Pinnata, Satyra, Varvarina.
5 other vessels: Clementia, Danubius, Hercules, Mercurius, Victoria.

Those were the two major imperial fleet centers, Ravenna and Misenum. Various provinces had their own detachments for their use.

It was totally its own branch of the service, though. Different rules, many/most of the sailors were recruited from maritime people rather than Romans, the service period was 26 years instead of 25, etc.

fantastic in plastic
Jun 15, 2007

The Socialist Workers Party's newspaper proved to be a tough sell to downtown businessmen.
Greek colonies were one response to overpopulation at home. Greece is pretty compact and there wasn't much in the way of places you could expand to, and nobody really wants a bunch of unemployed men wandering around the city with nothing to do. New colonies would tend to have affection toward the mother-city (metropolis), but they were politically independent from the start in most cases. In most cases, though, there were favorable trade arrangements with the mother-city, so if your new colony happened to settle near some kind of rare resource, the metropolis would end up getting a supply of it through these kinds of deals. So it was often a mutually beneficial arrangement -- people who were on the margins of society got to try to make a new life for themselves in some godforsaken hellhole beautiful foreign land, while the mother city got to expand its trade network.

(That said, some were founded as the result of strife -- by refugees or the remains of a losing faction in a civil war.)

I don't know about the Phoenician side of things, but I can't imagine it was too different.

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

Grand Prize Winner posted:

Are earthquakes frequent in the Mediterranean? I get the impression, possibly erroneous, that they're pretty rare. They might just have had no need to compensate for tectonic activity.

The Mediterranean is a collision zone between the African and European plates. Italy is actually a piece of the African plate that broke off and got rammed into southern Europe, plowing up the Alps ahead of it. The entire area from Sicily to Turkey is very seismically active, with large earthquakes occurring fairly regularly. The island of Thera, off the coast of Greece, blew itself up completely in a volcanic eruption similar to Krakatoa around 1500 BC.

In fact, the Jordan River valley and Dead Sea are actually a part of a chain of rift valleys extending down through the Red Sea into the Horn of Africa, as the African plate is now pulling away from the Asian plate.

I don't think the western end, towards Spain, is as active though.

Slantedfloors
Apr 29, 2008

Wait, What?
Phoenician colonies were significantly different from Greek colonies in a number of different ways.

First of all, population growth wasn't the primary motivation for expanding. The Phoenician cities had quite happily stayed confined to their cozy little area for hundreds of years, and the only real expansion was at each others expense. At this point, the Phoenicians are primarily concerned with trading throughout the Mediterranean and the only real overseas presence are small little enclaves in port cities (notably in the west, there's evidence of combined Greek/Phoenician trading companies).

Unfortunately right next door was the Assyrian Empire, who basically saw the Phoenicians making mad bank of their sea trading and realized they could extort the living poo poo out of them. So the Assyrians set up what is essentially a protection racket, with the Phoenicians (chiefly Tyre, which becomes the defacto leader) providing all the materials Assyria needs that in can't produce itself (Cedarwood, dyes, silver, iron, copper, etc) and acting as Assyria's navy, and in return the Assyrians don't crush them like a bug.

So that actually works out pretty well for both parties - Assyria gets what it wants and the Phoenicians have superpower backing - until the Assyrians start demanding more and more resources. The Phoenicians, realizing they have no way to reach the new quotas just by trading, start bulking up those little commercial enclaves with walls and guards and start directly extracting the resources themselves. Eventually this leads to full scale annexation of certain places (Tyre grabs chunks of Cyprus and other islands). But with constantly increasing demands by the Assyrians (especially for silver), the Phoenicians are forced to continue expanding.

Unable to expand in the eastern Mediterranean, the Phoenicians head west. The western Med was already a trade zone at this point, but in the old style of small little trading enclaves in native cities. The enclaves in places like Sardinia and Sicily are quickly replaced with large, entirely Phoenician settlements that start extracting whatever they can and sending it back home. At some point, the Phoenicians get to Spain ("Tarshish", probably Tartessus), and the massive amount of silver turns the Phoenician expansion into overdrive. They start building cities like crazy trying to grab as much as they can from this essentially untapped money-hose while also cutting off their rivals (notably, the Greek/Phoenician feud probably started here - there's evidence of cooperation between the two until around this period when the Greeks are basically told to get the hell out).

At some point, Carthage is founded by Tyre and it's location halfway between Spain and Italy makes it one of the most important settlements, and what is essentially a transhipment hub between the west and Phoenicia. Carthage's rise also coincided with Tyre downfall, as they join a rebellion against Assyria and get curbstomped, leaving them a shadow of their former self. At this point, Carthage sort of just takes the reins of this massive network of trading colonies and becomes one of the big players in the Mediterranean.


tldr, Greek colonies are a housing development / Phoenician colonies are chain restaurant.

Slantedfloors fucked around with this message at 16:28 on Jun 10, 2013

karl fungus
May 6, 2011

Baeume sind auch Freunde
How did death work in antiquity? Did they also have the tradition of a death bed where you'd be surrounded by loved ones? How much did it vary between social classes and civilizations?

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Death is probably the most well understood social event because of the way tombs and graves tend to survive over the centuries. For example, for a long time, "how they died" was about all we knew about the Etruscans.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tomb_of_the_Leopards

That scene pictured may be the funeral banquet.

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


For anyone interested in the process, there's a newish three part BBC documentary called Archaeology: A Secret History which is about the history of archaeology and its evolution into its modern form. I've only watched a bit so far but it seems good, and it has a lot of beautiful shots of ancient stuff so worth that if nothing else.

the JJ
Mar 31, 2011

karl fungus posted:

How did death work in antiquity? Did they also have the tradition of a death bed where you'd be surrounded by loved ones? How much did it vary between social classes and civilizations?

Proper burials were super important to the Greeks as well. As for, you know, the act itself, people tended to die for reasons, well, mostly out of their control, some suicides aside. Death beds and such were, well, places you'd be if you were sick. Plato writes that Socrates went out surrounded by friends, so that doesn't seem terribly unusual.

sullat
Jan 9, 2012

the JJ posted:

Proper burials were super important to the Greeks as well. As for, you know, the act itself, people tended to die for reasons, well, mostly out of their control, some suicides aside. Death beds and such were, well, places you'd be if you were sick. Plato writes that Socrates went out surrounded by friends, so that doesn't seem terribly unusual.

Socrates's death was more easily scheduled for friends and family to attend.

Barto
Dec 27, 2004
Hello everyone,
I just started reading "Lords of the Sea" by John R. Hale.
It's all about how the Golden Age of Athens was entirely powered by their maritime virtues- and how that seeped into their cultural in a big way. In the introduction, it even mentions that girls would be named "Naval something" like the female name Naumache meaning "naval victory" (@_@)
All their sexual slang was focused on ships ramming each other too.
Anyway, this book looks great. Lots of interesting factoids and worth picking up.

A highlight so far is that the Parthenon was not an especially astounding thing for the Athenians compared to their pride and joy: the naval arsenal!

fantastic in plastic
Jun 15, 2007

The Socialist Workers Party's newspaper proved to be a tough sell to downtown businessmen.

Barto posted:

Hello everyone,
I just started reading "Lords of the Sea" by John R. Hale.
It's all about how the Golden Age of Athens was entirely powered by their maritime virtues- and how that seeped into their cultural in a big way. In the introduction, it even mentions that girls would be named "Naval something" like the female name Naumache meaning "naval victory" (@_@)
All their sexual slang was focused on ships ramming each other too.
Anyway, this book looks great. Lots of interesting factoids and worth picking up.

A highlight so far is that the Parthenon was not an especially astounding thing for the Athenians compared to their pride and joy: the naval arsenal!

It definitely seeped into their culture. If you look at Sophocles' Oedipus the King, for example, there's a lot of allusions to seafaring and nautical metaphors. (I usually like to rag on the old-school British translators, but in general they were good at preserving that kind of language.)

Sleep of Bronze
Feb 9, 2013

If I could only somewhere find Aias, master of the warcry, then we could go forth and again ignite our battle-lust, even in the face of the gods themselves.
Quite possibly because Britain had the same sort of experience with regards to naval dominance securing their empire.

Little point I want to pick up on for Barto - someone being called Naumache specifically might reflect a state's thalassophilia, but remember that most names had meanings, as they do and have done in lots of cultures. It's much less out of the ordinary compared to the same thing in a modern Anglophone context. Though I suppose even now parents often think of the derivations for their childrens' names, it's just less likely to be noticed by everyone else.

Barto
Dec 27, 2004

Sleep of Bronze posted:

Quite possibly because Britain had the same sort of experience with regards to naval dominance securing their empire.

Little point I want to pick up on for Barto - someone being called Naumache specifically might reflect a state's thalassophilia, but remember that most names had meanings, as they do and have done in lots of cultures. It's much less out of the ordinary compared to the same thing in a modern Anglophone context. Though I suppose even now parents often think of the derivations for their childrens' names, it's just less likely to be noticed by everyone else.

I guess the spoken effect of calling someone Naumache and using it in a contextual sentence is just processed differently in Greek?

the JJ
Mar 31, 2011

sullat posted:

Socrates's death was more easily scheduled for friends and family to attend.

Well, yeah, but insofar as we have a death bed tradition of our own, it really only comes into play when you know somebody is going to die.

fantastic in plastic
Jun 15, 2007

The Socialist Workers Party's newspaper proved to be a tough sell to downtown businessmen.

Barto posted:

I guess the spoken effect of calling someone Naumache and using it in a contextual sentence is just processed differently in Greek?

Well, consider Hector's wife, Andromache - literally "man's victory". But even in English, do you process it as weird if you hear the name "Victoria" spoken? (Or various other names that are also nouns, like Faith or Meadow?)

Medenmath
Jan 18, 2003
Thanks for answering my questions before, guys. :) Somehow I'd never heard of a liburna, although I guess it's similar enough to a bireme that the distinction doesn't come up often in modern sources?

Naming someone "naval victory" doesn't seem that weird to me, but I suppose an additional question would be: is "naumache" the actual term you would use if you were discussing a real battle? I don't know ancient Greek, but it occurs to me that if you mention your fleet winning a battle, you might just say "mache" or whatever the plain word for victory is. I mean, I don't think anyone would get confused and think your fleet rowed into a field and drove off some hoplites, but then I don't know how Greek works so I could be totally wrong.

Barto
Dec 27, 2004
Let me type out the passage here for the amusement of all (xxiv on the paperback)

"Athenians exposed their naval obsession even in the names they gave their children. You could meet men named Naubios or "Naval Life" and Naukrates, "Naval Power"; women named Naumache or "Navel Battle" and Nausinike, "Naval Victory." Pericles, architect of the Golden Age, identified himself so closely with the fleet that he named his second son Paralos after the consecrated state Trireme Paralos. Another patriotic Athenian named his son Eurymedon after the Eurymedon River in Asian Minor, where an Athenian naval force won a great victory over the fleet and army of the Persian King in about 466 B.C. It was as if a family in more recent times had named a child Trafalgar or Midway. Perhaps inevitably, young Eurymedon grew up to be a naval commander."

fantastic in plastic
Jun 15, 2007

The Socialist Workers Party's newspaper proved to be a tough sell to downtown businessmen.
ναυμαχία is a noun that means naval combat. You might also express it as "μαχαι ναων". (machai nauon) As a parallel in English, I once saw a board game called 'Cityfight'. The name was memorable to me because it's a neologism; a weird but not unintelligible to say "fight in a city" or "urban warfare", etc. It seems plausible that ναυμαχία might have originally been something like that. It's certainly easier to say than μαχαι ναων.

ναυμαχεω is the verb for to fight in a ship. Unlike "cityfight", which could plausibly be an English verb as well as a noun, a Greek would never confuse between the two types of words because of the endings. (English speakers would never confuse "victorious" and "Victoria" unless they misheard the speaker.) Unfortunately, most of what we have for ancient Greek is literary writing, which isn't written to mirror informal/common speech. It does seem perfectly plausible that if the context were clear, someone might omit the naval part and just say battle.

Barto posted:

It was as if a family in more recent times had named a child Trafalgar or Midway.

I dunno, I kind of get that. Plenty of folks in the American South are named after Confederate generals, putting the General's last name as their middle name. I went to high school with a "Jeb Stuart (lastname)" which I thought was weird since JEB Stuart was James Ewell Brown Stuart -- it wasn't like his name was literally 'Jeb'.

(Granted, "Trireme Jones" or whatever would be a bit weird.)

fantastic in plastic fucked around with this message at 13:10 on Jun 12, 2013

the JJ
Mar 31, 2011
Ehhhh... It seems a little pat. You can say that Athenians were naming their kids after naval things, but can we say American life has become absolutely centered around vampires just because there's been an uptick in Bellas and Edwards since Twilight came out? I mean, it's interesting information, but ultimately kinda bleh as far as actually telling us how much that, you know, extended past naming fads.

my dad
Oct 17, 2012

this shall be humorous
Actually, you can frequently see people being named after something that was really loving important to their parents or society. Hell, back during the Communist rebuilding of Yugoslavia after WW2, you had people naming their kids stuff like "Тракторка" (Literally meaning she-Tractor)

A similar example would be Christian names sweeping over Europe in the early Middle Ages and onwards.

the JJ
Mar 31, 2011

my dad posted:

Actually, you can frequently see people being named after something that was really loving important to their parents or society. Hell, back during the Communist rebuilding of Yugoslavia after WW2, you had people naming their kids stuff like "Тракторка" (Literally meaning she-Tractor)

A similar example would be Christian names sweeping over Europe in the early Middle Ages and onwards.

Sure, but I'm named after the last pagan Roman emperor but my parents chose the name because it sounded nice, not because they wanted to walk the clock back on all the Peters of the world. I'd like to see, e.g. a breakdown of city-to-city naming practices, changes over time, big numbers, that sort of thing, before I started calling it significant. Did Corinthians name their kids naval things? What about the Thebans? We could also start talking about, say, Athenian farmers calling their kids something nautical, for instance, that'd be pretty fun. Or you could talk about when these names became common (if indeed they became common, not just, you know, happened once), who they became common with, the sorts of names that well out of style... blahblahblahblahblah.

Giodo!
Oct 29, 2003

the JJ posted:

Ehhhh... It seems a little pat. You can say that Athenians were naming their kids after naval things, but can we say American life has become absolutely centered around vampires just because there's been an uptick in Bellas and Edwards since Twilight came out? I mean, it's interesting information, but ultimately kinda bleh as far as actually telling us how much that, you know, extended past naming fads.

You could make an argument for this trend demonstrating the centrality of television/cinema to American culture, rather than focusing on vampires. We're decidedly not naming our children after famous generals or farm implements, but a popular TV/movie character can spawn a generation of Aryas or Bellas.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

The girl's name "Madison" can be directly attributed to the movie Splash.

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Probably a better way of looking at it. Cultural trends and influences are complicated things.

Slim Jim Pickens
Jan 16, 2012
It's also a function of language. Ancient Greek didn't have the same linguistic baggage that modern English does. We have a set of words that are only good as names, which has been formed through a mindless orgy of linguistic swinging. Other languages are more loose with new names than we are.

A whole generation of Chinese children under Mao grew up named after various Communist slogans. Mostly "Red", but there are a few "Socialists", "Peoples", and "Workers" around. It sounds completely ridiculous when translated, but it's only a bit odd for Chinese speakers.

Iseeyouseemeseeyou
Jan 3, 2011

Tao Jones posted:

(Granted, "Trireme Jones" or whatever would be a bit weird.)

That would be the most badass name ever :colbert:

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Just to reinforce how awesome and bizarre late antiquity is, Khosrau I almost ended up being Justinian's adopted brother.

My Turtledove-o-meter is pinging off the charts.

my dad posted:

Actually, you can frequently see people being named after something that was really loving important to their parents or society. Hell, back during the Communist rebuilding of Yugoslavia after WW2, you had people naming their kids stuff like "Тракторка" (Literally meaning she-Tractor)
Farther west, you can still find some Melors kicking around - Marx Engels Lenin October Revolution. I guess it's like some guy from Duluth being named Washington Adams Madison Oo-Rah

paranoid randroid fucked around with this message at 20:26 on Jun 12, 2013

PittTheElder
Feb 13, 2012

:geno: Yes, it's like a lava lamp.

Seoinin posted:

Just to reinforce how awesome and bizarre late antiquity is, Khosrau I almost ended up being Justinian's adopted brother.

My Turtledove-o-meter is pinging off the charts.

Care to explain? I can't find the connection anywhere on wiki.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

PittTheElder posted:

Care to explain? I can't find the connection anywhere on wiki.

Here's the 10 cent version:

Khosrau's dad, Kavadh, was a member of a radical Zoroastrian sect called Mazdakism. It was kind of proto-communism that said all property should be held in common. Now this obviously didn't fly too well and there was some internal strife over it that ended with him being exiled. He retook power, thanks to help from the eastern Huns, and everything was cool for a while. Except for the issue of his succession. Khorau was the son of his favorite wife, but was also a traditional Zoroastrian - which meant if he came to power, the clerics would take over again and undo all of Kavadh's commie kenyan-usurper socialism.

Around the same time Justin I was considering adopting the king of Armenia as his son, to basically cement Armenia's position as a Roman client. Again. For like the fifth time. Kavadh figured if Justin was going to go around claiming to be the guaranteer of an Eastern kingdom, Kavadh might as well make him go all-in and be guaranteer of the Sassanids. So he wrote Justin a polite letter suggesting that he adopt Khosrau into the royal family. This would accomplish a couple things: 1) it would get Khosrau out of the county and keep him away from scheming priests until he was ready to take the throne. 2)It would hopefully keep the Romans and Sassanids at peace and free Kavadh up to deal with the Huns sucking around Afghanistan and the Caspian.

It sounds like a neat idea, and Justin wasn't necessarily opposed to it. Problem being the issue of Roman subsidies for the Sassanid frontier defense. For a while, the Romans had essentially been bribing the Sassanids to hold off the Huns around the Caspian. Kavadh was currently having to shell out hella ducats to keep the Huns on their side of the border, and was starting to think that maybe the Romans should pay more for his services. Justin disagreed, pointing out they didn't have to pay anything and were quite capable of holding off the Huns these days, thank you very much. Words were exchanged, the adoption was canceled, and Kavadh invaded Roman territory.

Khosrau become Shah anyway and promptly booted the Mazdakites.

paranoid randroid fucked around with this message at 23:21 on Jun 12, 2013

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Obdicut
May 15, 2012

"What election?"
Ancient religion question. This came up in another thread.

The idea that a god becomes more powerful the more people worship him is modern, D&D kind of idea, not an actual ancient one, right? In Roman/Greek/Egyptian etc. mythos, did believers actually think their belief sustained or gave power to their god?

What about sacrifice? Was that seen as actually giving something to the gods, that a god actually gained something when sacrifices were made in his name?

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