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SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Sephiroth_IRA posted:

I have faith in the bird and know that she will never get brutally owned by a little redheaded kid.

Anyway we call this the unholy taco in CCCC



I'm seeing a really hosed up face in this and it's making me feel mentally ill.

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TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Picnic Princess posted:

I'm seeing a really hosed up face in this and it's making me feel mentally ill.

It's like a food Rorschach test. I see demons

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

TontoCorazon posted:

It's like a food Rorschach test. I see demons

quote:

The tremors of impact shook my arm. Donkey Sauce splashed my face. Whatever was left of Guy Fieri died that night with that little girl. From then on, there was only Rorschach.

See Doctor, God didn’t misidentify a small pastry. Fate didn’t pour food into a shoe, destiny didn’t put toothpaste on a hot dog. If God saw what any of us did that night, he didn’t seem to mind. From then on, I knew: God doesn’t make the world this way. We do.

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO


Coconut flavor :barf:


(Vampiro, tequila with sangrita)


(Paloma, tequila with grapefruit)

ACES CURE PLANES
Oct 21, 2010



I mean, this is kind of a food trend, but really, I just want to post Gary Busey's ice cream truck :swoon:

https://twitter.com/THEGaryBusey/status/753984492277071873

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007



gently caress yes!

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!

Bra loving vo

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
:3: poo poo and here i thought it was gonna fly under the radar.

BlankIsBeautiful
Apr 4, 2008

Feeling a little inadequate?

ACES CURE PLANES posted:

I mean, this is kind of a food trend, but really, I just want to post Gary Busey's ice cream truck :swoon:

https://twitter.com/THEGaryBusey/status/753984492277071873

God, can you imagine him as the driver? Like, with the traditional white uniform and little paper hat? I wonder what the truck's music would be.

freelop
Apr 28, 2013

Where we're going, we won't need fries to see



ACES CURE PLANES posted:

I actually didn't know that faggots were a thing. I thought they were just regular meatballs, didn't know there was a special distinction for them being made of off-cuts. I thought that was just all meatballs anyways. :downs:

Faggots tend to have bigger balls compared to meatballs.
At least that's my experience though I've only had Mr. Brains faggots.

stop sniggering

teenytinymouse
Aug 3, 2005

I'm Shannon and I'm the biggest Idiot Ever!

We used to sell Mr Brains Pork Faggots (You asked for it!! Now with more gravy!!) in my old work and I did get a v childish pleasure out of writing FAGGOTS on my lists

They never sold so I wasn't getting to do it very often

Sakurazuka
Jan 24, 2004

NANI?

Only old people who grew eating minced up entrails and floor scrapings like them

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rR-wqxRjIg

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

BlankIsBeautiful posted:

God, can you imagine him as the driver? Like, with the traditional white uniform and little paper hat? I wonder what the truck's music would be.

Probably this https://youtu.be/rgHKRTKiHeQ

Xen Tricks
Nov 4, 2010

MariusLecter posted:



Coconut flavor :barf:


(Vampiro, tequila with sangrita)


(Paloma, tequila with grapefruit)

I'm not sure if I've ever seen a wronger post in this topic. Where can you get those? Both sangrita and palomas are absolutely delicious

also blue coconut is amazing what the gently caress

NewFatMike
Jun 11, 2015

I feel like this may be cheating, but what good is a trip to China if I can't gently caress around with food I can't get in the states for one reason or another. My Chinese colleague and I had never had them, so we ate the hell out of some bugs.



One more for the money shot:



Turns out silkworm chrysales are genuinely tasty when fried and people eat them for a reason. Would, did, will again.

evobatman
Jul 30, 2006

it means nothing, but says everything!
Pillbug

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!
would drain those balls

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011





Fish balls in bechamel sauce are delicious:colbert:

Crocoswine
Aug 20, 2010

NewFatMike posted:

I feel like this may be cheating, but what good is a trip to China if I can't gently caress around with food I can't get in the states for one reason or another. My Chinese colleague and I had never had them, so we ate the hell out of some bugs.



One more for the money shot:



Turns out silkworm chrysales are genuinely tasty when fried and people eat them for a reason. Would, did, will again.

Not sure I'd classify this as anti-food porn, looks pretty good if you can get over the fact that it's bugs. It's when you get poo poo like the bowl of still living, pulsating juicy larvae that it gets gross.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Sakurazuka
Jan 24, 2004

NANI?

That might be the most :effort: thing I've ever seen

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Hey, they took the time to cut them into triangles, that takes effort!

theres a will theres moe
Jan 10, 2007


Hair Elf
That just reminded me that when I was a kid my dad would make garlic bread that was white bread with a kraft single and garlic powder. We didn't know any better! Maybe I'll make some and try it again as an adult.


e: he'd throw 'em under the broiler to get them roasty toasty

theres a will theres moe has a new favorite as of 02:58 on Jul 17, 2016

NewFatMike
Jun 11, 2015

I feel like posting Meatloaf Princess videos in this thread is kind of like the fails of the week in the schadenfreude thread. Everyone knows they're there, but getting them posted is nice. I said "No loving way" multiple times on this one. God bless Meatloaf Princess and God bless America:

[video type="youtu"]KE76vWIj4CU[/video]

theres a will theres moe
Jan 10, 2007


Hair Elf

NewFatMike posted:

I feel like posting Meatloaf Princess videos in this thread is kind of like the fails of the week in the schadenfreude thread. Everyone knows they're there, but getting them posted is nice. I said "No loving way" multiple times on this one. God bless Meatloaf Princess and God bless America:

[video type="youtu"]KE76vWIj4CU[/video]

I love how the music pauses so you can hear the *plop* of the dough on the baking sheet.

Polyseme
Sep 6, 2009

GROUCH DIVISION

NewFatMike posted:

I feel like posting Meatloaf Princess videos in this thread is kind of like the fails of the week in the schadenfreude thread. Everyone knows they're there, but getting them posted is nice. I said "No loving way" multiple times on this one. God bless Meatloaf Princess and God bless America:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KE76vWIj4CU

tagfixing

NewFatMike
Jun 11, 2015

Polyseme posted:

tagfixing

Thanks! I tried fixing it from my phone but it wasn't working out. RIP my BB Code cred.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Meatloaf Princess now shows up in my recommended YouTube lists. :3:

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002

Picnic Princess posted:

Hey, they took the time to cut them into triangles, that takes effort!

Until you remember that if you cut a kraft single diagonally it becomes a triangle

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

BraveUlysses posted:

Until you remember that if you cut a kraft single diagonally it becomes a triangle

There are at least 8 cuts in that photo, which I'm sure is a lot of work for someone who clearly has only ever prepared food for themselves up until that moment.

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Polyseme posted:

tagfixing

I think there is like a 70% chance she's from somewhere in PA.

rndmnmbr
Jul 3, 2012

I missed out on some prime AFP yesterday. The local Catholic church held a Jamaica, which I understand to be some kind of church fundraiser masquerading as an explosion of the weirdest authentic Mexican street food. And I chose to go buy a mattress instead.

But hey, I had Arby's, and that's pretty AFP too.

Lucha Luch
Feb 25, 2007

Mr. Squeakers coming off the top rope!
it's just so...homegrown

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zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos

rndmnmbr posted:

But hey, I had Arby's, and that's pretty AFP too.
I was made aware of the Meat Mountain earlier this week.

NinjaDebugger
Apr 22, 2008


zedprime posted:

I was made aware of the Meat Mountain earlier this week.



I have had two of those now.

One to try it. It was awful.

One was purchased for me as a joke by my coworkers. Ate it anyway, regretted it.

Fashionably Great
Jul 10, 2008
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFydjEcaSRs

Oh no. There's nothing wrong with the recipe this time but it looks so wrong.

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Grape Soda posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFydjEcaSRs

Oh no. There's nothing wrong with the recipe this time but it looks so wrong.

It looks like a super mold has taken over.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Grape Soda posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFydjEcaSRs

Oh no. There's nothing wrong with the recipe this time but it looks so wrong.

Her channel is amazing. I'm surprised it doesn't have that many subscribers.

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EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
"Kill...me..."

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