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oriongates posted:I don't know that this truly compares to what's on steam now, but after things like Sakura Dungeon and Sakura Spirit, there now appears to just be Sakura Sakura Can a word lose meaning through repetition if you didn't know what it meant in the first place?
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oriongates posted:I don't know that this truly compares to what's on steam now, but after things like Sakura Dungeon and Sakura Spirit, there now appears to just be Sakura Sakura & Knuckles.
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Dead or Alive has to be one of the most visually bland fighting games out there, like, I don't really play fighting games but I still at least know most of the Street Fighter characters, can recognize several Mortal Kombat and Soul Caliber characters, know that King of Fighters has the red trucker cap guy and the Shrine Maiden-Ninja girl, Killer Instinct has Sadako-with-a-spear and a dinosaur, Tekken characters are sort of a middle-ground between Street Fighter's cartoony designs and MK/SC edgelords, and the various anime fighting games are all fairly visually distinct in their designs, but my impression of DOA is "a bunch of random Asian swimsuit models punching each other."
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C.M. Kruger posted:Dead or Alive has to be one of the most visually bland fighting games out there, like, I don't really play fighting games but I still at least know most of the Street Fighter characters, can recognize several Mortal Kombat and Soul Caliber characters, know that King of Fighters has the red trucker cap guy and the Shrine Maiden-Ninja girl, Killer Instinct has Sadako-with-a-spear and a dinosaur, Tekken characters are sort of a middle-ground between Street Fighter's cartoony designs and MK/SC edgelords, and the various anime fighting games are all fairly visually distinct in their designs, but my impression of DOA is "a bunch of random Asian swimsuit models punching each other." They even leaned into it, I remember an ad for a DOA game where one of the testimonials was just "She kicks high." I don't think anyone buys them for the fighting. By the way, Tekken also has a dinosaur. And two bears (Although I think one's just a palette swap of the other). And all I know of Killer Instinct is one character is just Literally A Skeleton.
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IYKK posted:Do dogs even like honey? Dog owner here and dogs will eat everything in their vicinity if given the chance. Dareon posted:They even leaned into it, I remember an ad for a DOA game where one of the testimonials was just "She kicks high." I don't think anyone buys them for the fighting. That was the ad for DOA 3 and it was most likely something pushed by Microsoft's ad department since it was exclusive at the time. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Jfzh2s3jlE The games at one point were kinda technical and the counter button led to some exciting matches. Not to mention that it they looked great at the time. The first DOA was 60fps on the Playstation 1 even. DOA 2 on the Dreamcast(!) was a technical marvel at the time.
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Ghost Leviathan posted:Didn't one of the DoA games have time-displaced SPARTAN from Halo? Female time-displaced SPARTAN, because this is DoA remember.
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Wamdoodle posted:Dog owner here and dogs will eat everything in their vicinity if given the chance. Dogs will eat nuts and bolts if they fall off the kitchen table. I had a dog who nearly died from eating a pound of macadamia nuts, and she still tried to eat them afterwards. Dogs are stupid about human food.
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Pastry of the Year posted:Could this be the most Russian video game ever made? I really like how despite the backgrounds changing the layout of the patrons and tables don't move at all.
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Ratoslov posted:Dogs will eat nuts and bolts if they fall off the kitchen table. I had a dog who nearly died from eating a pound of macadamia nuts, and she still tried to eat them afterwards. Dogs are stupid about human food. They can still be strangely picky sometimes. Most dogs I've seen don't like bananas, but will still beg for a bite if you have one. Mine would stare at me longingly, then I'd give him a little piece and he'd put it in his mouth, pause, spit it out, then stare at me like I was trying to trick him.
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My dog would roll nuts around in her mouth to get the salt off and then spit out the leftovers. She would eat popcorn if it had butter on it but unbuttered popcorn would be left behind, or get the nut treatment. She was a picky bitch.
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The story of Dead or Alive is the story of both a developer and an audience that would much rather play and/or make porn games, but neither of them actually go for it. So it just ends up being an awkward and embarrassing shuffle of the shameless acting shameful.
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without clicking on "Adolf Hitler Humiliation Simulator" im going to guess its like boinga boinga i want to believe that its just that clip of richard spencer getting punched in the head repeatedly, but im not optimistic e: "nazi getting punched in face" is a pro youtube search btw
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goatsestretchgoals posted:without clicking on "Adolf Hitler Humiliation Simulator" im going to guess its like boinga boinga You pee on Hitler, then shoot him, then pee on him again. Basically the Postal 2 mod I always wanted.
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Zwiebel posted:The story of Dead or Alive is the story of both a developer and an audience that would much rather play and/or make porn games, but neither of them actually go for it. The unfortunate thing is, once Itagaki left Tecmo, the team actually made some good gameplay changes to the engine for DOA 5, but instead of throwing out the excessive fanservice, it’s still DOA. If they’d taken the engine with the improvements and balancing and put in totally new characters and called it something else, it would be a solid game. DOA Extreme is still, and always has been, nothing but otaku wank fodder.
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Deadguy2322 posted:The unfortunate thing is, once Itagaki left Tecmo, the team actually made some good gameplay changes to the engine for DOA 5, but instead of throwing out the excessive fanservice, it’s still DOA. If they’d taken the engine with the improvements and balancing and put in totally new characters and called it something else, it would be a solid game. Still better than Rumble Roses. I've never felt the need to take a shower after playing a game than after that one evening me and a buddy decided to try that pile of garbage out.
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Kikas posted:Still better than Rumble Roses. Which one? The original PS2 game was built on a real wrestling game and played well under the sleaze. The 360 Rumble Roses was sleaze-first and played so badly that my friend who actually imported DOAX3 told me it wasn’t worth bothering with.
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Kikas posted:Still better than Rumble Roses. Taking a shower after jerking off with your buddy just makes good sense.
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Deadguy2322 posted:Which one? The original PS2 game was built on a real wrestling game and played well under the sleaze. The one that had "humiliaton victory" where if you win, the loser has to do sleazy poses for a photoshoot. X360
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Hentai Puzzle Jigsaws needs its own category. There are so many of them now (being recommended to me). https://store.steampowered.com/app/938890/HotPuzzleGrils/ E: Such filth! https://store.steampowered.com/app/982900/Cat_puzzle/ Jamfrost fucked around with this message at 02:25 on Nov 23, 2018 |
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meh, get back to me when they start making hentai picross
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Really Pants posted:meh, get back to me when they start making hentai picross Ooh, yes please. I mean, who would play that filth!?
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Picross Makeout League releases next year. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BDwGQ7evJY
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END ME SCOOB posted:Picross Makeout League releases next year. Oh... My... Gosh.... My credit card is at the ready.
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Really Pants posted:meh, get back to me when they start making hentai picross That has most definitely existed since at least the 90s
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FirstAidKite posted:That has most definitely existed since at least the 90s Well where is it?
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StrixNebulosa posted:Well where is it? 
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