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TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



Prof. Crocodile posted:

once in byob i live-streamed hard target, someone made a joke about wilfred brimley aheago, and then...

nut indeed

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TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



not a shameful snipe, a proud snipe

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Needs opinions on tha movie Dust Devil and whether or not I should watch

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Whoa guys. I just mixed bourbon with root beer and it is a lovely drink. The vanilla notes from the bourbon make it taste like a boozy root beer float.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Whoa guys. I just mixed bourbon with root beer and it is a lovely drink. The vanilla notes from the bourbon make it taste like a boozy root beer float.

Bullshit!!!

Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

i showed u my trash pls respond


The awesome sheep are in a far away field, I feel lied to. However I have named this one Aard Varkman

Ruby Gloom fucked around with this message at 22:38 on Mar 18, 2022

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Ruby Gloom posted:

The awesome sheep are in a far away field, I feel lied to. However I have named this one Aard Varkman

Time to go shoot up the place

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Has NO ONE seen Dust Devil????????

Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

i showed u my trash pls respond


Valko
Sep 18, 2015
Interesting fact about Wilford Brimley, he was very popular with people who made NES rom hacks.





Computer viking
May 30, 2011
Now with less breakage.

DeadFatDuckFat posted:

Oh my god that fuckin bus lol. I find this absolutely fascinating tho.

It's wild, and the number of buses has exploded since I was a russ. I grew up in a town some 100 km outside Oslo, and the first bus there was some of my sister's classmates - so 4 years later. There's been several since. (The same buses tend to be sold to the next group of russ, so they accumulate some history.)


Just to illustrate what I mean about the songs being vulgar, here's a notorious one. Incidentally, the artist (TIX) was also Norway's Eurovision performer last year - sunglasses, white angel wings, boring song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wm5m9ufDoFc

All in Norwegian, of course, so let me translate for you...

quote:

[Spoken intro]
My handsome oil children
the Sheik is here!
Hi sheik daddy!
Remember what I've taught you
What?
Tonight, you're allowed to be slutty

[I'm not going to bother splitting this up correctly]
/:I drink myself plastered, to the taste of gold
Ask me what I want, answer a good gently caress :/
A gently caress!

This'll be noisy - this'll be a party
The sheik is pimping hoes in a golden palace
You're so hot your as sizzles like bacon
let me see you shake for the sheik

/:
For tonight you get to be shitfaced
Would you come home with me if I get you drunk on liquor
And tonight you're allowed to be a whore
would you come home with me when we drink us under the table
The Sheik!
:/

Sheik, I'd like a camel
Of course, son, here you go
Thanks, I'll name him Reidar the camel
And dad - which of these women is my mom?
(*laughter*)

Everybody knows it's the Sheik on his throne
chillin' in the lounge with 400 wives
champagne waterfall, pushes you into it
My name is Sheik ... Yar Booty

/:I drink myself plastered, to the taste of gold
Ask me what I want, answer a good gently caress:/

/:
For tonight you get to be shitfaced
Would you come home with me if I get you drunk on liquor
And tonight you're allowed to be a whore
would you come home with me when we drink us under the table
:/


I'm not giving all the dubious rhymes their proper due here, and the nuances of plastered vs shitfaced and the exact translation of "et knull" is probably debatable. ("A gently caress" sounds a bit clunky, but "a lay" lacks the edginess. I considered "someone to hump".)

Computer viking fucked around with this message at 22:46 on Mar 18, 2022

Valko
Sep 18, 2015

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Needs opinions on tha movie Dust Devil and whether or not I should watch

I haven't seen it but Rotten Tomatoes gives it 29%

If you like horror try Savageland.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyJLF1cL2r0

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

Wilford Brimley did a lot of diabetes commercials at the end.


What if he got daibetes from the man syrup?

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

Ruby Gloom posted:

The awesome sheep are in a far away field, I feel lied to. However I have named this one Aard Varkman

Jump the fence!


If they call the police tell them AARD is a mod and has the power to approve these things.

Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

i showed u my trash pls respond


DONKEY SALAMI posted:

Jump the fence!


If they call the police tell them AARD is a mod and has the power to approve these things.

I could, OR I could spend my time petting these mamajamas instead of the lying sheep

(this one sneezed on me)

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



DONKEY SALAMI posted:

Wilford Brimley did a lot of diabetes commercials at the end.


What if he got daibetes from the man syrup?

my mom says diabeetus like wilford brimley

somehow I didn't learn this until I was like 20 and my mom called me to say that my aunt died and I asked what happened and she said "it was her diabeetus"

I loved my aunt, and I was sad to hear she died, but I had to fight back laughter at my mom saying diabeetus

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Ruby Gloom posted:

The awesome sheep are in a far away field, I feel lied to. However I have named this one Aard Varkman

That's me

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

It’s good, I think I’m gonna have a second.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Also I’ve never seen dirt devil and I thought Wilford Brimley was still alive.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Also I’ve never seen dirt devil and I thought Wilford Brimley was still alive.

He died fighting for the right to continue cockfighting

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
taking a break from disco elysium been playing it for like hours and hours again :staredog:

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

It’s good, I think I’m gonna have a second.

It does sound good. I can see the root beer making a good mixer.


Got a name for it big bags?

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

I am thinking of planting some trees this weekend. Really want a lemon tree.

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

Any tree ideas?

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
garlic naan tree

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

AARD VARKMAN posted:

taking a break from disco elysium been playing it for like hours and hours again :staredog:

Unpopular opinion but I tried replaying it when the new version came out and fell off hard because I felt compelled to listen to all the new VO but listening to the VO slows the pace of the game to a crawl.

Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

i showed u my trash pls respond


i have drunk a lot of tutti frutti gin this evening and it is DELICIOUS

e. Also would punch a man for a garlic naan

Valko
Sep 18, 2015
I've been thinking about DE for a while now. Is it anything like Planescape: Torment? I was really disappointed with Tides of Numenera. Maybe the tale of a middle aged recovering alcoholic might bite a little bit close to the bone for a guy like me.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Unpopular opinion but I tried replaying it when the new version came out and fell off hard because I felt compelled to listen to all the new VO but listening to the VO slows the pace of the game to a crawl.

I really like the VO but I don't hesitate to skip listening to full lines. Even only hearing the first bit gets the tone across and makes reading it feel way more engaging imo. and sometimes I'll want to hear stuff and let it play of course

Computer viking
May 30, 2011
Now with less breakage.

DONKEY SALAMI posted:

Any tree ideas?

Walnut? They kind of stain everything, but they're big and pretty and you get walnuts.

Lemons seem nice, but I'm very much in the wrong climate to ever have seen one in a garden.

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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DONKEY SALAMI posted:

Any tree ideas?

Those cum trees that smell like cum. The city planted two of them on the sidewalk outside my house awhile back and every year when they bloom it smells like cum outside. They also have this poo poo that falls off them and it rots your car paint.

So maybe plant a fig tree instead

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



DONKEY SALAMI posted:

I am thinking of planting some trees this weekend. Really want a lemon tree.

get one of those trees that has like 6 kinds of citrus grafted onto one tree, it's dope as hell





this place has a bunch of varieties
https://www.fruitsaladtrees.com/collections/citrus

Valko
Sep 18, 2015

DONKEY SALAMI posted:

Any tree ideas?

Maybe try a manchineel tree. It's a large leafy thing that grows fruit that look like green apples. The fruit is supposed to be very bitter but it would be great to sit under one some day with a nice book - good shelter from the rain too.

Everything you need to know.

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



they also sell trees with a variety of stone fruit or apples

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



DeadFatDuckFat posted:

Those cum trees that smell like cum. The city planted two of them on the sidewalk outside my house awhile back and every year when they bloom it smells like cum outside. They also have this poo poo that falls off them and it rots your car paint.

So maybe plant a fig tree instead

I don't know what kinda tree this is but I had a girlfriend who insisted that one type of tree in our city smelled exactly like an unclean vagina

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



it was actually one specific vagina it smelled like, so I couldn't really weigh in on whether it was true or not

Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

i showed u my trash pls respond


TIP posted:

it was actually one specific vagina it smelled like, so I couldn't really weigh in on whether it was true or not

That's quitter talk

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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TIP posted:

I don't know what kinda tree this is but I had a girlfriend who insisted that one type of tree in our city smelled exactly like an unclean vagina

https://www.vice.com/en/article/7x4zza/heres-why-the-trees-on-your-street-smell-like-semen

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

DONKEY SALAMI posted:

It does sound good. I can see the root beer making a good mixer.


Got a name for it big bags?

The um…. bourbon and root beer ? I’m not a good drink namer.

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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

DONKEY SALAMI posted:

I am thinking of planting some trees this weekend. Really want a lemon tree.

Are you in the right climate? I’ve had a lemon tree before but it was potted and kept inside because Connecticut.

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