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Habibi
Dec 8, 2004

We have the capability to make San Jose's first Cup Champion.

The Sharks could be that Champion.

gowb posted:

There are funny conservatives. Drew Carey, for one. Dennis Miller. Rush Limbaugh was pretty funny back in the day, when he was less bitter and angry. There's not nearly as many funny conservatives, for sure, but they are there. I do agree that most blatantly political conservative humor tends to fall flat, but the same thing applies to blatantly liberal humor as well. It's hard to be funny with an agenda.

I'm :( to find out that Drew Carey is conservative. Dennis Miller pretty much hasn't been funny since he became overtly conservative. Rush Limbaugh....OK if you say so.

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Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

Berninating the one percent,
Berninating the Wall St.
Berninating all the people
In their high rise penthouses!
🔥😱🔥🔫👴🏻

gowb posted:

There are funny conservatives. Drew Carey, for one. Dennis Miller. Rush Limbaugh was pretty funny back in the day, when he was less bitter and angry. There's not nearly as many funny conservatives, for sure, but they are there. I do agree that most blatantly political conservative humor tends to fall flat, but the same thing applies to blatantly liberal humor as well. It's hard to be funny with an agenda.

True, but how much of their (good) comedic bits have anything to do with politics? I'm not familiar with anything Drew Carey has done outside of "Whose Line" and his old self-named show.

Limbaugh's Half-Hour News Hour was awful and picked targets like sexual harassment victims.

There was also the awful American Carol. It had the problem that ducttape described, as it was based on the premise that Michael Moore vocally supports terrorism. They have him actually make a move called "Die, American Pigs."

Ninja_Orca
Nov 12, 2010

by hoodrow trillson

Dr Christmas posted:

There was also the awful American Carol. It had the problem that ducttape described, as it was based on the premise that Michael Moore vocally supports terrorism. They have him actually make a move called "Die, American Pigs."

Didn't Team America:World Police paint him as something incredibly similar?

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

Berninating the one percent,
Berninating the Wall St.
Berninating all the people
In their high rise penthouses!
🔥😱🔥🔫👴🏻

Ninja_Orca posted:

Didn't Team America:World Police paint him as something incredibly similar?

True, but that was supposed to be crazy and demented. It didn't have a completely serious scene where the ghost of George Washington chews not-Michael-Moore out in the ruins of the Twin Towers.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa
Just leaving this here...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehMl-CztpnA

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

Nenonen posted:

Just leaving this here...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehMl-CztpnA



hey that linked to something mentioned earlier in this thread

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_mQPvKXw3U&feature=relmfu

TerminalSaint
Apr 21, 2007


Where must we go...

we who wander this Wasteland in search of our better selves?
I've never heard of this Right Network before.

Not a single person there thought better of using a red flag as part of their branding?

Enjoy
Apr 18, 2009

TerminalSaint posted:

I've never heard of this Right Network before.

Not a single person there thought better of using a red flag as part of their branding?

I think it's intentional.
There're plenty of other similar co-options of political enemies' symbols etc by the right, like Glenn Beck's "taxpayer march on DC" thing using the clenched fist, the tune of The Red Flag used as a Christmas carol (although that might have been the other way around), May Day becoming Law Day, that "For The Record" crap using a punk theme in support of free market capitalism.

ErIog
Jul 11, 2001

:nsacloud:

Habibi posted:

I'm :( to find out that Drew Carey is conservative. Dennis Miller pretty much hasn't been funny since he became overtly conservative. Rush Limbaugh....OK if you say so.

Drew Carey's one of the good ones. If he can be accused of anything it would be naive libertarianism. He's conservative in a similar, but slightly more sane, way to how Penn Jilette is conservative. By that I mean, truly conservative, and not just socially conservative.

If I recall correctly I believe he's in favor of crazy things like the government stepping out of all marriages both gay and straight, but I could be wrong. He's not super annoying about it.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drew_Carey#Political_views

ErIog fucked around with this message at 14:08 on Apr 1, 2011

Orange Devil
Oct 1, 2010

Wullie's reign cannae smother the flames o' equality!
Libertarianism is pretty much a viewpoint only the privileged can afford. Things work out well for them in capitalism by default, so governments are just seen as meddling with that. And if things work out well for them with as little government as possible (or so they think) then clearly the same would be true of everyone else, right?

ErIog
Jul 11, 2001

:nsacloud:

Orange Devil posted:

Libertarianism is pretty much a viewpoint only the privileged can afford. Things work out well for them in capitalism by default, so governments are just seen as meddling with that. And if things work out well for them with as little government as possible (or so they think) then clearly the same would be true of everyone else, right?

There's problems with that point of view for certain, but I think one must at least respect the fact that he's ideologically consistent in his views. That's the thing that annoys me most about any group having anything to do with politics is rampant inconsistency that exists only because of bigotry and prejudice.

When unions protest in Wisconsin it's a violent uncontrolled outburst of agression according to Fox News, but when the tea party people protest in Washington it is controlled, peaceful, and fair-minded despite the rampant evidence of bigotry and racism within the tea party.

Orange Devil
Oct 1, 2010

Wullie's reign cannae smother the flames o' equality!

ErIog posted:

There's problems with that point of view for certain, but I think one must at least respect the fact that he's ideologically consistent in his views. That's the thing that annoys me most about any group having anything to do with politics is rampant inconsistency that exists only because of bigotry and prejudice.

Well, there's a bunch of different flavours of libertarianism but I wouldn't call it ideologically consistent. For an ideology that purports to be all about individual and personal freedom it is odd that the Mises institute for example would be fine with a thriving market in children. I suppose indentured servitude would be ok too, and wage slavery is pretty much the cornerstone of the 'free' market capitalism they love so much. That same 'free' market that would, without government intervention, form monopolies and other competition disturbing effects.

ought ten
Feb 6, 2004

I guess tax season is stupid text season too.

quote:

I worked on average 75 hours a week in 2010. Each of my four employers withheld taxes. Now the IRS tells me a owe 4 percent more of my gross to the gov't or I go to jail. I'd stay on unemployment if I were on it. Wouldn't have to work and I'd make two-thirds of what I make now. Think of all the man hours the government would save on loving the little guy if we had a flat tax!

I don't know what he grosses or where he got the 66% number but if I had to guess I'd say from his rear end.

tek79
Jun 16, 2008

ought ten posted:

I guess tax season is stupid text season too.


I don't know what he grosses or where he got the 66% number but if I had to guess I'd say from his rear end.

Is this a Facebook post? Double dog dare them to go on unemployment, and see how they back out of that statement.

Devor
Nov 30, 2004
Lurking more.

ought ten posted:

I guess tax season is stupid text season too.


I don't know what he grosses or where he got the 66% number but if I had to guess I'd say from his rear end.

Pulling some numbers out of my rear end:

Each of those four employers took out taxes as if he was making $10,000 a year - that is, not much. As someone who made $40,000 he owes more FIT than four people making $10k. He probably should have asked his employers to make additional withholdings.

Sock on a Fish
Jul 17, 2004

What if that thing I said?

ought ten posted:

I guess tax season is stupid text season too.


I don't know what he grosses or where he got the 66% number but if I had to guess I'd say from his rear end.

Am I reading this wrong or is he working 75 hours per week to make ~$30k? Unemployment maxes out at about $400 per week, which is about $20k per year. Of course, if he's making that little, he'd qualify for less than $400 per week.

He's working four lovely minimum wage jobs?

The exact numbers vary by state, of course.

XyloJW
Jul 23, 2007
He works four lovely minimum wage jobs for 75 hours a week, and he's pissed off at the government? I'd be pissed off at all four employers for not giving me more than 20 hours and for not paying me enough to even live on. Not that $30,000 isn't living assuming he doesn't have kids.

Alterian
Jan 28, 2003

You also pay taxes on unemployment too.

Pornographic Memory
Dec 17, 2008
If the government didn't tax his employers so much they could afford to let some of that the money they'd be making trickle down to him.

Anubis
Oct 9, 2003

It's hard to keep sand out of ears this big.
Fun Shoe
At $7.25 x 75 x 52 he'd make $28,275 making his total federal tax burden just under $2,400 according to the calculator I've pulled up.

So, he's being taxed at roughly 8%... does he not realize that every single flat tax rate estimated would be higher than his current tax rate? The lowest I've seen proposed is 11.8% and the highest is 17%. So, he'd have made between $1075-$2545 less if we had a flat tax system. loving idiot.

ought ten
Feb 6, 2004

In response to all of the excellent points made I'll just say no, he didn't think of that. He realized he was going to have to write a check to the government, got all huffy and yelled "FLAT TAX!" I told him he can leave if he doesn't like it.

Florida Betty
Sep 24, 2004

Anubis posted:

At $7.25 x 75 x 52 he'd make $28,275 making his total federal tax burden just under $2,400 according to the calculator I've pulled up.

So, he's being taxed at roughly 8%... does he not realize that every single flat tax rate estimated would be higher than his current tax rate? The lowest I've seen proposed is 11.8% and the highest is 17%. So, he'd have made between $1075-$2545 less if we had a flat tax system. loving idiot.

My understanding was that most flat tax plans would still exempt the first $X in income (probably up to the poverty line). So in that case he would probably end up paying less in taxes.

Kubrick
Jul 20, 2004

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qx0p8ONUXI

This video is making the conservative email and blog rounds.

It's not just a stupid soundbite.

It's a stupid soundbite taken out of context and falsely reported where the speaker isn't even allowed to finish his sentence.

Anubis
Oct 9, 2003

It's hard to keep sand out of ears this big.
Fun Shoe

Florida Betty posted:

My understanding was that most flat tax plans would still exempt the first $X in income (probably up to the poverty line). So in that case he would probably end up paying less in taxes.

Certainly depends on the plan but the poverty line is at $10,890 for a single household right now. So even removing that from his taxable income would mean he'd pay between $2,051-2,995 and you'd have to imagine the lower rate one would be one of those without the exemption if they were trying to match either current income or current spending.

But if that exemption existed who's to say the companies he works for wouldn't assume (since he obviously isn't planning ahead and adjusting withholding now) that he's fully exempt leaving him with the whole thing on his plate come April? I'm sure that would lead to a lovely rant.

Dr. Arbitrary
Mar 15, 2006

Bleak Gremlin
I thought that the most common flat tax proposals included a monthly 'prebate,' a payment to cancel out all of their taxes for the first ten thousand dollars or so.

Deuce
Jun 18, 2004
Mile High Club

Dr. Arbitrary posted:

I thought that the most common flat tax proposals included a monthly 'prebate,' a payment to cancel out all of their taxes for the first ten thousand dollars or so.

Ahh yes, mailing out a check every month to every single household filing taxes. So simple, the flat tax...

OrangeKing
Dec 5, 2002

They do play in October!

Dr. Arbitrary posted:

I thought that the most common flat tax proposals included a monthly 'prebate,' a payment to cancel out all of their taxes for the first ten thousand dollars or so.

I know that's what the so-called FairTax would do; I'm not actually sure what flat tax plans want to do as far as any sort of exemption. I'd imagine at least some of them have a "no taxes on the first $x" provision, which would make the taxes "progressive" in the loosest of senses.

Taerkar
Dec 7, 2002

kind of into it, really

Deuce posted:

Ahh yes, mailing out a check every month to every single household filing taxes. So simple, the flat tax...

Don't you see how that reduces the work our country needs to do? I'm sure that the fraud prevention step would be something as amazingly simple as "Only the person that this check is made out to can cash it!" being printed on it.

See! Simple!

El Boot
Mar 18, 2009

Thank Dog It's Friday
A close family friend commented on this link posted by the local Tea Party:

http://constitutionclub.org/2011/04/03/you-just-gotta-love-the-donald/

YOU JUST GOTTA LOVE THE DONALD posted:

WHETHER HE RUNS OR NOT, TRUMP WILL DEFINITELY SHAKE THINGS UP

“Our weak president that kisses everybody’s rear end is in more wars than I’ve ever seen…nobody respects us.”

Whether or not you like Donald Trump or think he has a snowball’s chance in hell of actually winning the Republican nomination and going on to remove Barrack Obama from the White House is beside the point; dude says exactly what’s on his mind, and you gotta LOVE IT.

There is a dangerous vacuum in American leadership at a time when the world cannot afford for the U.S. to take a back seat to Europe, NATO, China or anyone else to whom the president chooses to defer. The bad guys are watching and they like what they see; a hesitant America who is more concerned with “world etiquette” than with world leadership when it is sorely needed.

Whether he’s blasting China for “screwing us,” saying Ron Paul is a “nice guy who can’t win,” or telling Bill O’Reilly that America should “take the oil” in Iraq as reimbursement for the cost of the war, Trump is not afraid to speak his mind.

Between the mealy-mouthed Obama and the Congressional double-speakers who continue to play politics as usual, Trump is a no-nonsense, straight-shooting, ballsy breath of fresh air. He speaks our language and he says the things out loud that we actually think about these clowns. What’s not to like about that?

So why would the billionaire run? “America is becoming the laughing-stock of the world,” the Donald says and he’s sick and tired of it. “The United States has become a whipping post for the rest of the world,” and Trump intends to right the ship.

Obama’s promise of “restoring respect” for America has turned into a pathetic joke; not only has he failed to live up to that pledge, the exact opposite has occurred: America is less respected, and more ominously, less feared as a result of Obama’s vacillation, lack of desire to lead, and proclivity to take a back seat to Europe on the world stage.

While Trump is saying the things we want to hear, and reciting conservative talking points at every opportunity, his chances of securing the nomination lie somewhere between nil and none.

His chances of stirring things up, focusing the conversation on what’s wrong with America, and holding mealy-mouthed, double-speaking politicians to a higher level of accountability are excellent as long as the Donald keeps talking. The Rat suspects that will be for some time, and he loves it.

*

Donald thinks Bill Ayers wrote “Dreams from My Father” too.

Bolded my favorite part. Do these people actually think just parroting talking points is a good thing?

Here's the comment:

quote:

The White House, unfortunately, is a joke now anyway. He certainly couldn’t harm it in any way. Think Clintin started the nose dive. Being someone self-employed I appreciate someone who is not a lawyer or someone who has been handed their inheritance and therefore has no other ambition, but to run for an office. He understands how unfair the laws and taxes are for business owners. And he certainly understands how this health care will destroy free market. But, we all have reasons why we support one candidate over another. I simply wish he would just say what his relationship is with Jesus. Other than his failed marriages, he seems to have good morals and values. Think we’ve all had some, several! screw-ups…..?

This person has written and published a novel...

ought ten
Feb 6, 2004

YOU JUST GOTTA LOVE THE DONALD posted:

Between the mealy-mouthed Obama and the Congressional double-speakers who continue to play politics as usual, Trump is a no-nonsense, straight-shooting, ballsy breath of fresh air. He speaks our language and he says the things out loud that we actually think about these clowns. What’s not to like about that?

Not sure people are going to vote for a candidate with ballsy breath.

Enjoy
Apr 18, 2009

El Boot posted:

A close family friend commented on this link posted by the local Tea Party:
I especially liked "he is in more wars than I've ever seen, he is weak and the world laughs at him!"

El Boot posted:

This person has written and published a novel...
That's satire, right?

...no, I always think that, but it never is, is it

Econosaurus
Sep 22, 2008

Successfully predicted nine of the last five recessions

Oh my god.

quote:


Historical note:

Dead white guys, all of them Englishmen (Richard Overton, John Milton, John Locke, Adam Smith, Tom Paine, etc.), with their ideology of "Natural Liberty," were the first to argue that everybody has a right to be free.

200 years before anybody ever heard of the totalitarian Karl Marx, dead white Englishman Richard Overton said:

"To every individual in nature is given an individual property by nature not to be invaded or usurped by any. For every one, as he is himself, so he has a self-propriety, else could he not be himself; and of this no second may presume to deprive any of without manifest violation and affront to the very principles of nature and of the rules of equity and justice between man and man. Mine and Thine cannot be, except this be. No man has power over my rights and liberties, and I over no man’s." (1646)

It was dead white Englishman Locke who said "every man has a property in his own person; this nobody has any right to but himself." (1690)

This ideology did not condone slavery, but condemned it to death.


The leading defenders of slavery, on the other hand, lauded communism. In 1854, after communism had long eclipsed classical liberalism as the cool thing to be, slaveholder George Fitzhugh, the dean of pro-slavery, boasted, "We provide for each slave, in old age and infancy, in sickness and in health, not according to his labor, but according to his wants....A southern farm is the beau ideal of communism." (1854)

What about the Founding Fathers? Shouldn't we reject the ideology of these dead white guys -- these slaveholders?

People pretend its "ironic" classical liberalism arose alongside American slavery. It is not ironic. In fact, it's closer to a case of cause and effect. The classical liberalism of the Founders was a natural reaction to seeing slavery close up and personal. It's no coincidence Locke, Washington, and Jefferson were intimately familiar with slavery.

Jefferson had a half dozen children with his de facto wife Sally Hemings (his virtual wife in fact, if not in law). By contrast, he had only 2 children by Martha, his first wife. Sally Hemings was 3/4 white, and the half-sister of his first wife. Martha and Sally had the same father, i.e., Jefferson's father in law.

In other words, most of Jefferson's children were slaves (and 7/8 white to boot). Do you really imagine he didn't love them?

Jefferson was against slavery in principle, and I think one of the first cases he took as a young lawyer was to argue that an African-American child was by natural right born into freedom and not slavery.

It's clear that Franklin, Jefferson, and several other founding fathers would have ended slavery at the convention, if they could have gotten away with it. As it was, they got a promise that the slave trade would be banned within one generation. It was half a loaf, or none.

George Washington did not have the power to free "his" slaves, since they belonged to his wife, whose family could have gone to court to stop the loss of "their" property. Washington and Jefferson also knew what we tend to forget, which that "freeing" a slave in his old age is in effect stealing his retirement pension. That's why Washington had to wait until Martha's death, and why he gave the slaves a choice to remain, if they chose to do so.

You might say that Jefferson could have set his slaves free and given them a lump sum payment to cover what he owed them as such a pension. But he didn't have any money. He was in debt from spending too much on Monticello. You could say he spent too much on Monticello, making it too fancy. But part of making it fancier than the neighbors', was making the slaves houses a lot bigger and nicer than the average. Should he have refrained from borrowing, made their houses and clothes cheaper, and sent them away with the difference, as a lump sum of cash? Is this what we do with our kids? Not really.

Jefferson took Sally and her brother to France, where they were free to leave. Sally was a teenager then, and considered doing so. Jefferson bought her a whole bunch of expensive clothes, and talked her into staying with him, and going back to the US with him. When she agreed to the deal, the "affair" began, in France. That looks an awful lot like a marriage.

Washington says, "Government is not reason, it is not eloquence – it is force. Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and fearful master."

He says, "I could wish, I own, that the dispute had been left to Posterity to determine, but the Crisis is arriv'd when we must assert our Rights, or Submit to every Imposition that can be heap'd upon us; till custom and use, will make us as tame, & abject Slaves, as the Blacks we Rule over with such arbitrary Sway."

That doesn't sound like the words of a man who thinks slavery is just peachy.

http://www.amazon.com/Jeffersons-Children-Story-American-Family/dp/0375821686/


Should we suppose Jefferson was unaware of Locke's political philosophy? The whole of that philosophy was based on the founding principle that "Every man has a property in his own person; this nobody has any right to but himself."

Jefferson had a striking pair of portraits hanging in his home, which he explained to vistors depicted "the two greatest men who ever lived." When that noob Hamilton saw them, he stupidly complained that neither one was of Hamilton's preferred "greatest man who ever lived," Julius Caesar.

Unlike Hamilton, Jefferson rightly understood who, at that time, were the two greatest men who had ever lived: Isaac Newton and John Locke.

Jefferson wasn't stupid. Are we supposed to think he didn't NOTICE the Declaration of Independence, of which he wrote several drafts, logically condemned slavery in principle? He knew what he was saying.

Jefferson also said, "Sometimes it is said that Man cannot be trusted with the government of himself. Can he, then, be trusted with the government of others?"

Amarkov
Jun 21, 2010
Slave owners claimed to be providing for the well-being of their slaves by keeping them enslaved! That's why Jefferson was virtuous and doesn't count as a slave owner because he did the same thing :downs:

Enjoy
Apr 18, 2009
The English barons weren't stupid. Are we supposed to think they didn't NOTICE the Magna Carta, of which they wrote several drafts, logically condemned feudalism in principle? They knew what they were saying.

RagnarokAngel
Oct 5, 2006

Black Magic Extraordinaire

Enjoy posted:

The English barons weren't stupid. Are we supposed to think they didn't NOTICE the Magna Carta, of which they wrote several drafts, logically condemned feudalism in principle? They knew what they were saying.

I think the idea is how people condemn history classes in the US (the west?) as being only about "Dead old white guys", like these people are suggesting ignoring western history entirely and arent instead suggesting to balance it out more.

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020
Since it's not often pointed out, I want to mention that John Locke's ideas about property rights helped settlers justify taking land from the Native Americans. According to Locke, people establish property rights on a piece of land by improving it (i.e., by farming or building on it). Now, lots of Europeans didn't think that Native Americans improved the land they lived on in this way (even though many of them totally did), so settlers felt perfectly justified in taking Native land.

John Locke: enshrining the liberties of rich white guys. :smugbert:

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.
After I read my copy of the Magna Carta I'm going to go down to the ATM machine

Enjoy
Apr 18, 2009

RagnarokAngel posted:

I think the idea is how people condemn history classes in the US (the west?) as being only about "Dead old white guys", like these people are suggesting ignoring western history entirely and arent instead suggesting to balance it out more.

I was mostly picking at how the meaning of an historical document can often change over time as the words used in it alter, such as trial by peers for a "freeman" in the Magna Carta pretty obviously not referring to the unwashed masses, even though later interpretations point to that document as the "bedrock of British jurisprudence" or whatever. Similarly, the vastly encompassing terms in the phrase "all men created equal" are completely subjective and have been argued to mean different things by different people.
Yeah, the ethnocetricism is bad but attacking premises isn't effective when the premise is derived subjectively.

UltraPenguinX
Mar 23, 2009

TC: hOnK hOnK iM a MoThErFuCkInG sEaL :o)

THE DONALD posted:

Whether he’s blasting China for “screwing us,”
saying Ron Paul is a “nice guy who can’t win,” or
telling Bill O’Reilly that America should “take the oil” in Iraq as reimbursement for the cost of the war

Let's play a game! One of these things is a valid opinion, while two others are examples of batshit lunacy. See if you can discern which ones are which!

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FAT DICK RAY
Aug 21, 2010

So they'd recorded a result from one of the times it worked. It was that recorded result that was displayed at the end of each demo.

UltraPenguinX posted:

Let's play a game! One of these things is a valid opinion, while two others are examples of batshit lunacy. See if you can discern which ones are which!

I'm gonna guess... Ron Paul?

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