what is that man doing to his coffee maker

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Captain Foo: May 11, 2004; we vibin'
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PokeJoe posted:

i went to the grocery store over my lunch break and bought 2 pounds of beans

Nice

# ? Jun 14, 2018 00:22

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# ? Jun 3, 2024 22:51

Count Thrashula: Jun 1, 2003; Death is nothing compared to vindication.; Buglord

the bucks stops here

# ? Jun 14, 2018 02:17

LP0 ON FIRE: Jan 25, 2006; _{beep boop}

PokeJoe posted:

i went to the grocery store over my lunch break and bought 2 pounds of beans

coffee beans?

# ? Jun 14, 2018 04:01

prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.; Dead Man’s Band

the jura machine in the office has "lavazza" and "peet's" beans -- i always go 50/50, but sometimes wonder what it would be like at the extremes

# ? Jun 14, 2018 12:20

Captain Foo: May 11, 2004; we vibin'
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Those are both good beans, usually

# ? Jun 14, 2018 12:51

Schadenboner: Aug 15, 2011; by Shine

prefect posted:

the jura machine in the office has "lavazza" and "peet's" beans -- i always go 50/50, but sometimes wonder what it would be like at the extremes

I think Lavazza is generally Considered Non-Harmful and in fact is v. deece/needs-suiting?

# ? Jun 14, 2018 12:53

ArmedZombie: Jun 6, 2004

they always ask me if i want room for cream and i always yell 'gently caress NO' as loud as i can in my head. I actually say no thanks

# ? Jun 14, 2018 13:45

Schadenboner: Aug 15, 2011; by Shine

I once had an embarrassing :spergin:

attack at 'Bucks when I realized my order was "A tall blonde with room for cream" and was literally unable to make eye-contact.

I tried switching to Dunkin but their mobile app is so loving bad.

# ? Jun 14, 2018 14:01

akadajet: Sep 14, 2003

made some coffee with chameleon beans. not bad.
they are called "the day breaker".

# ? Jun 14, 2018 14:06

akadajet: Sep 14, 2003

starbuck's mobile app is pretty drat good

# ? Jun 14, 2018 14:07

Schadenboner: Aug 15, 2011; by Shine

akadajet posted:

starbuck's mobile app is pretty drat good

It really is.

Also, the ability to tip though it is literally a deal-maker/breaker for me.

Also-also, Starbucks being all-corporate means they can say with certainty what equipment will be at a store but the cheap assholes who franchise out Dunkin's will skimp and end up with systems that can't manage to accept a loving order from the mobile app at 0730 Central in the goddamn morning what the gently caress what the gently caress what the gently caress what the gently caress?

# ? Jun 14, 2018 14:13

Captain Foo: May 11, 2004; we vibin'
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ArmZ posted:

they always ask me if i want room for cream and i always yell 'gently caress NO' as loud as i can in my head. I actually say no thanks

same

Schadenboner posted:

I once had an embarrassing attack at 'Bucks when I realized my order was "A tall blonde with room for cream" and was literally unable to make eye-contact.

I tried switching to Dunkin but their mobile app is so loving bad.

black coffee, no bucks, order in person

# ? Jun 14, 2018 14:14

Captain Foo: May 11, 2004; we vibin'
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we breathin'
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iced coffee

# ? Jun 14, 2018 15:40

jesus WEP: Oct 17, 2004

Schadenboner posted:

I once had an embarrassing attack at 'Bucks when I realized my order was "A tall blonde with room for cream" and was literally unable to make eye-contact.

I tried switching to Dunkin but their mobile app is so loving bad.

all of this post is cursed

# ? Jun 14, 2018 15:43

LP0 ON FIRE: Jan 25, 2006; _{beep boop}

Captain Foo posted:

iced coffee

ice coffee is great, except if the ice melts. if i don�t drink the entire thing at once, i spoon out all the ice. i usually do though since the way places make ice coffee is they put in a gently caress ton of ice with barely any coffee

so if you really want a caffeine kick, get an ice latte :q:

mocha ice latte :megadeath:

mint chip latte :kheldragar:

# ? Jun 14, 2018 15:49

prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.; Dead Man’s Band

akadajet posted:

made some coffee with chameleon beans. not bad.
they are called "the day breaker".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EaJNjYmpeWY

# ? Jun 14, 2018 15:50

Cocoa Crispies: Jul 20, 2001; Vehicular Manslaughter!; Pillbug

first cup of sludge from this roast, it's really good

# ? Jun 14, 2018 15:56

Corla Plankun: May 8, 2007; improve the lives of everyone

LP0 ON FIRE posted:

ice coffee is great, except if the ice melts. if i don�t drink the entire thing at once, i spoon out all the ice. i usually do though since the way places make ice coffee is they put in a gently caress ton of ice with barely any coffee

so if you really want a caffeine kick, get an ice latte

mocha ice latte

mint chip latte

if your iced coffee place doesnt use coffee icecubes, find a new iced coffee place

# ? Jun 15, 2018 00:36

The_Franz: Aug 8, 2003

Schadenboner posted:

I once had an embarrassing attack at 'Bucks when I realized my order was "A tall blonde with room for cream" and was literally unable to make eye-contact.

I tried switching to Dunkin but their mobile app is so loving bad.

Schadenboner posted:

It really is.

Also, the ability to tip though it is literally a deal-maker/breaker for me.

Also-also, Starbucks being all-corporate means they can say with certainty what equipment will be at a store but the cheap assholes who franchise out Dunkin's will skimp and end up with systems that can't manage to accept a loving order from the mobile app at 0730 Central in the goddamn morning what the gently caress what the gently caress what the gently caress what the gently caress?

sentence: guillotine

# ? Jun 15, 2018 00:47

Schadenboner: Aug 15, 2011; by Shine

The_Franz posted:

sentence: guillotine

If expecting a competent mobile app for a major brands means that, I will go with my head held high (...presumably by the executioner).

# ? Jun 15, 2018 01:17

LP0 ON FIRE: Jan 25, 2006; _{beep boop}

Corla Plankun posted:

if your iced coffee place doesnt use coffee icecubes, find a new iced coffee place

this is the greatest idea i�ve ever heard of

# ? Jun 15, 2018 01:47

prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.; Dead Man’s Band

Schadenboner posted:

It really is.

Also, the ability to tip though it is literally a deal-maker/breaker for me.

Also-also, Starbucks being all-corporate means they can say with certainty what equipment will be at a store but the cheap assholes who franchise out Dunkin's will skimp and end up with systems that can't manage to accept a loving order from the mobile app at 0730 Central in the goddamn morning what the gently caress what the gently caress what the gently caress what the gently caress?

can you also order food with the dunkin donuts app, or just coffee?

# ? Jun 15, 2018 10:25

big scary monsters: Sep 2, 2011; -~Ｓｋｕｌｌｗａｖｅ~-

Captain Foo posted:

as long as it isn't bucks

im pleased to say that there isn't a starbucks within 1000km of me

ccs: replacing sleep with caffeine today

# ? Jun 15, 2018 11:39

Happy Noodle Boy: Jul 3, 2002

drinking coffee and watching the World Cup. a good morning

# ? Jun 15, 2018 13:16

Captain Foo: May 11, 2004; we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

big scary monsters posted:

im pleased to say that there isn't a starbucks within 1000km of me

ccs: replacing sleep with caffeine today

nice

I'm getting coffee from my local shop rn

# ? Jun 15, 2018 13:23

Cocoa Crispies: Jul 20, 2001; Vehicular Manslaughter!; Pillbug

before

after

# ? Jun 15, 2018 16:01

LP0 ON FIRE: Jan 25, 2006; _{beep boop}

Cocoa Crispies posted:

before

after

mmm. looks like it�s worth it being so scientific to make the perfect coffee? whadia say?

# ? Jun 15, 2018 16:07

Cocoa Crispies: Jul 20, 2001; Vehicular Manslaughter!; Pillbug

LP0 ON FIRE posted:

mmm. looks like it�s worth it being so scientific to make the perfect coffee? whadia say?

i enjoy the act of messing around with hot glass and open flames before i've had my coffee, and it makes more at once than aeropress

# ? Jun 15, 2018 16:08

LP0 ON FIRE: Jan 25, 2006; _{beep boop}

Cocoa Crispies posted:

i enjoy the act of messing around with hot glass and open flames before i've had my coffee, and it makes more at once than aeropress

NICE!

i�m going to be doing some scientific coffee research myself into which exact coffee plant breed i like best

also soy creamer > dairy creamer

# ? Jun 15, 2018 16:13

ArmedZombie: Jun 6, 2004

Cocoa Crispies posted:

i enjoy the act of messing around with hot glass and open flames before i've had my coffee, and it makes more at once than aeropress

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJ83kt4a2-A

# ? Jun 15, 2018 17:11

LP0 ON FIRE: Jan 25, 2006; _{beep boop}

Just got a shot of espresso, and sorta made my own latte with it, and now I'm in the ecstasy "I love everyone" mindset. My fav kind of coffee bean high.

# ? Jun 15, 2018 20:03

Agile Vector: May 21, 2007; scrum bored

ArmZ posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJ83kt4a2-A

summatran beans are v nice

speaking of, im all out. i drank my last scoped of fresh ground and found that must have been the remainder of the bag, so its back to the coffee store for me

# ? Jun 15, 2018 20:32