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Lurdiak posted:I wish Asian medicine would stop killing everything, including Asians. Considering none of that poo poo works re grinding up animals, I agree.
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 Oh no it's going to mate with the chunk of its own skin 
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Kwyndig posted:Considering none of that poo poo works re grinding up animals, I agree. It's been scientifically proven, they've had whole labs in on it, that rhino horn and pangolin scale and the like have absolutely zero beneficial properties to humans. But they don't stop 
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Jun 25, 2017 05:39
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I hope they go have dinner and watch TV until Tyrannus comes.
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I love MJ's "LOL, I have no idea what's going on here" shrug.
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Fortunately Tyrannus is kind of a dope. So he will keep sending his legion of monster after Mole Man one at a time , rather than dozens, or even hundreds at once.
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goatface posted:Spider-man is like the people who cut horns off rhinos. No way, dude. Spider-Man would never do such a-   Well, poo poo.
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I always loved that Rhino's costume has eyes on it. Just really ties it together.
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Rhino killed a rhino once. 
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MJ's like "¯\_(ツ)_/¯ yeah sure whatever"
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Malachite_Dragon posted:It's been scientifically proven, they've had whole labs in on it, that rhino horn and pangolin scale and the like have absolutely zero beneficial properties to humans. But they don't stop What about human horn?
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I bet the Asians who started eating rhino horns and bear bile just wanted to look tough and thought normies who eat herb roots and drink flower tea looked like sissies.
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"What to do until Tyrannus comes" Well they're honest.
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Man, even Aunt May doesn't give a poo poo about where Peter is
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Zeeman posted:Man, even Aunt May doesn't give a poo poo about where Peter is 
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Holy poo poo MJ, you're famous, why is your phone such a brick.
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She's got the best phone in the NSM universe. Of course it's a brick.
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For a lady older than the Dutch settlement on Manhattan Aunt May is remarkably hardy. I've seen elderly people break bones falling 2 feet off the ground. She's surviving dives onto asphalt during seismic shocks.
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Yeah, let's just appreciate she's not holding a flip phone. Or a rotary.
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Don't do it Spidey. You have such a guilt complex to live for!
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RandallODim posted:Holy poo poo MJ, you're famous, why is your phone such a brick. Man, modern smartphones keep making their screens bigger as they take over home computer duties and somehow "fits into a pocket" doesn't become a concern. She's probably got the iPhone 9.
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It's the Newspaper-verse. Steve Jobs is probably still re-releasing the iPhone 1 for the 12th time.
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At this point I'm legit interested to find out if "Why the loving hell does Tyrannus care if Mole Man is living out the rest of his life in exile" is an actual plot point that'll be important later or just the contrived reason for why they're gonna go underground to fight Tyrannus.
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Low Desert Punk posted:I really hope that isn't the last we see of Lenny. I'm hoping that, at the climactic moment, when all hope seems lost, a piece of flesh bounces off a confused Tyrannus's head from above...
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I really want to believe that Tyrannus doesn't even exist, and Mole Man is going to easily lure all of his victims to subterranea on the pretense of needing help.
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I sincerely hope all of you are reading the Comic Strip Megathread.Haifisch posted:2001 Spiderman
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Not many people know that the real reason Magneto wears the helmet is to protect himself against bricks.
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I'm sassy Magneto slamming Spider-man into the ground.
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But wouldn't this also bring increased weaknesses to bricks and anteater-like creatures? Actually I kinda wish he went through with it only to learn that being a complete dumbass is also part of Peter's powerset.
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SilverSupernova posted:But wouldn't this also bring increased weaknesses to bricks and anteater-like creatures? Magneto's trying to steal Spider-man's powers by putting him in a tumble dryer, it's obvious that whatever Pete has it's highly contagious.
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That story was gold just because it ends with Spider-Man deciding Magneto's way over his pay grade and agreeing to a draw.
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Why exactly did Magneto agree to this? Did Newspaper logic hit that hard or did the situation change somewhere from "I have Spider-Man completely at my mercy and am about to take his powers to create super mutants!" before he agreed to a draw?
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Lurdiak posted:Magneto's trying to steal Spider-man's powers by putting him in a tumble dryer, it's obvious that whatever Pete has it's highly contagious.       
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An army of newspaper spider men is probably the worst plan for world conquest I've heard of
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So Spider-Man tried to kill Magneto?
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drat, Saviuk used to draw the Sunday strips? A real deal Spider-Man artist from back in the day.
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Lobok posted:drat, Saviuk used to draw the Sunday strips? A real deal Spider-Man artist from back in the day. He still does, check the Mole Man strip near the top of the page.
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