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He intentionally cut himself and needed 34 stitches??? This is stupider than the loving Navy Seabees and I see some loving winners on the reg in my retard range
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You can buy blood at the grocer.
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He apparently cleared CIF.
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lmbo when I have to final out I'm gonna do a blood ritual with beef hearts if I have to.
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mlmp08 posted:You can buy blood at the grocer. Kaliber posted:He apparently cleared CIF.
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"Soldier shows initiative, creative problem solving and dedication to mission objectives. Recommend for promotion. " All he had to do was be good at PT and he'd have fit right in.
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So before the guy was released I told his baby sitter that the Soldier had to clean his entire locker out before he could go home. We had a mouse infestation a few months back and lockers were covered in rat poo poo. Today we figured out where it was from. Dude had two to-go plates and what looked like a half eaten MRE in his locker. His old uniforms and civilians were covered in mouse poo poo/piss. Feel super bad that he had to spend his part of his 4 day weekend escorting a retard around. I gave him Tuesday off as comp. Better than nothing right?
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As an impartial outsider who never server I'm kinda understanding why people hate the military and leave asap
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kaliber you're institutionalized man
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Proud Christian Mom posted:As an impartial outsider who never server I'm kinda understanding why people hate the military and leave asap Kaliber this is what an impartial observer feels after reading your posts
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So was this joker an asvab waiver or what?
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Picked up my dd214 today. SMDFTB
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Kaliber posted:He apparently cleared CIF. Suntan Boy posted:Picked up my dd214 today. 
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I want it to be true so goddamn bad.
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Oh. Oh no. I should really have caught up first.
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Don't catch up too quick you might tear them stitches
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OH SNAP
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lmao, this Kaliber soldier saga is hilarious because while dude is a dumbass piece of poo poo, he got to be really fuckin' effective at being a dumbass by being given a bunch of free time and not being checked on by ncos. Health and welfares so you can bitch about "barracks sop" are dumb but health and welfares to find literal vermin make sense and help you find PFC Filth.
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Kaliber posted:Feel super bad that he had to spend his part of his 4 day weekend escorting a retard around. I gave him Tuesday off as comp. Better than nothing right? Don't feel bad; you told babysitter he had to clear out his locker and babysitter decides not to check on that until dude was gone. lol.
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mlmp08 posted:lmao, this Kaliber soldier saga is hilarious because while dude is a dumbass piece of poo poo, he got to be really fuckin' effective at being a dumbass by being given a bunch of free time and not being checked on by ncos. Health and welfares so you can bitch about "barracks sop" are dumb but health and welfares to find literal vermin make sense and help you find PFC Filth. The NCO didn't clean it out, we made the kid do it. Another retarded thing, his old leadership made him move to goddamn main post to the WTU barracks since he was getting out of the army to make room for all the new tankers and poo poo coming into the unit. So he's 5 miles away from our compound, has no car, or a license, without anyone to give him a ride to work..... But the problem is, our entire BDE is transitioning to mech from light. So they PCS'ed about 90% of all the NCO all at once, while bringing in tanker privates in, with the 11B privates PCS'ing 6 months later. Then they moved all the 11B NCOs over to the infantry company, before realizing that they were 200% overstrength and there was no way to move the rest of the privates over. Which led to my situation, the 1 or two NCOs leaving at the end of year in each company got to stay, with their 40+ privates. The last 3 month all I been doing is attempting to get accountability (It's to the point where I have 4 formations a day to make sure those idiots are clearing and not in their rooms), writing awards for Soldiers I never worked with because their prior leadership was garbage, dealing with chapters, the ETS'er and PCS'er, while trying to clear myself and getting tasked with every red cycle detail. It's a loving headache all around and gently caress HRC for getting rid of the NCOs before the goddamn lower enlisted. The only thing that makes this somewhat tolerable is the fact that I was suppose to take over as 1SG of one of the other companies that lost all their SNCOs. Lucky an armored E7 and E8 came right as I was going to take over. I probabaly would have blew my brains out by now if I did. EDIT: Kid is still not gone. He was suppose to ETS yesterday. But still has to turn in the commander's signature for ACAP, clear the unit and installation. Kaliber fucked around with this message at 00:32 on Sep 3, 2017 |
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I keep telling my command that almost all of our problems would be solved if we just got rid of all of the soldiers. They seem to think I'm joking.
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A Bad Poster posted:I keep telling my command that almost all of our problems would be solved if we just got rid of all of the soldiers. They seem to think I'm joking. Just so long as you aren't muttering it to yourself while fumbling with a gat
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not caring here posted:Don't catch up too quick you might tear them stitches Ahahaha gently caress!
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Pesticide20 posted:Just so long as you aren't muttering it to yourself while fumbling with a gat there's a reason guys are falling all over themselves to get to SFAB. it's a BCT with no one under E6
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psydude posted:Alternatively, just don't be in the military anymore. some guys have six kids with their obese wives, two mortgages and three car payments, and no skills or education in addition to semi-functional alcoholism and various personality issues. we call them career ncos
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Fat Twitter Man posted:some guys have six kids with their obese wives, two mortgages and three car payments, and no skills or education in addition to semi-functional alcoholism and various personality issues. we call them career ncos You're doing an excellent job balancing your train wreck of a personal life, with just the right amount of not quite reportable offenses at work. We call that leadership potential around here!
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Mustang posted:This bus ride to NTC seemed to be going by quick since I just sleep between each stop. Not even out of Oregon yet. gently caress when we went to jrtc we were watching jersey shore on the bus. thanks that's my story.
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Got out, have my own place that isn't a barracks, and started a comfy federal job where I'll do 10% of the work I did as the same position in the army. Holy gently caress how did I make it through the last six years.
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Ptolemaeus posted:Got out, have my own place that isn't a barracks, and started a comfy federal job where I do 10% of the work I did as the same position in the army. Holy gently caress how did I make it through the last six years. Man. I'd take a federal job if I 1) wasn't loving crazy and 2) could smoke pot.
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Soulex posted:Man. I'd take a federal job if I 1) wasn't loving crazy and 2) could smoke pot. Pretty much the main reason I'm not pulling down 90k with my buddies doing IT support on the test site. It's bullshit really.
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Federal IT workers don't really make very much. The contractors end up pulling in most of the money.
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psydude posted:Federal IT workers don't really make very much. The contractors end up pulling in most of the money. ...Which is amusing, since federal IT is almost universally hot garbage.
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psydude posted:Federal IT workers don't really make very much. The contractors end up pulling in most of the money. And they still require drug tested and I don't give a poo poo.
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MrYenko posted:...Which is amusing, since federal IT is almost universally hot garbage. Because most government contractors want to hire warm bodies off the street that they can bill against. E4 who touched exchange once during a rotation at NTC? Congrats, you're now a network engineer handling a massive multi-homed BGP deployment.
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/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ This guy gets it. "E4 that tailed contractors around on service jobs in a hungover haze, you know deep level unix networking and CCNP/CCIE level cisco poo poo, right? No? You just spent your whole time deployed and haven't touched anything worse than excel for 3+ years? But you have a clearance and will lie about your skillset and experience right? Here's a $200k+/year contract. Oh you're crazy too... Hmm well can you just stop smoking pot until after the piss test and tell the psych people everything is ok?" - My literal experience. psydude posted:Federal IT workers don't really make very much. The contractors end up pulling in most of the money. Federal IT at least within the intel community IS contractors, friend. Add that clearance and a deployed job site and we would have spit in your face at $90k. I had just started a family, gone crazy and started smoking pot when I got out though so that didn't work out for me but I'm just saying that as military IT people, we exclusively were hired out as contractors after ETS'ing. I received offers from CACI/Genesis and some other rando's when I got out for example. Years after my clearance has expired and I still get recruiters (contracting, not military obviously) contacting me occasionally. Bruce Boxlicker fucked around with this message at 16:24 on Sep 4, 2017 |
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