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Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

I liked this one:

quote:

Tell me it is a troll. Sierra 1985 Adventures NPCS were behemoths of complexity compared to this.

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his nibs
Feb 27, 2016

:kayak:Welcome to the:kayak:
Dream Factory
:kayak:
Grimey Drawer
Let's not forget that they also built an entire company from the ground up, created a new pipeline, and have worked to essentially create their own engine. It's not as though they got to working on the game right after the Kickstarter ended. There was and is a lot more work to be done

:same:

Bofast
Feb 21, 2011

Grimey Drawer

Mu77ley posted:

I think that's ventilation for a sub amp, or maybe even a ButtKicker (maybe even both)

That would be a reasonable guess.

DapperDon posted:

He said there was a 12v transformer under the chair and that it got real toasty under the seat. I am sure that fan will fix everything.

Wait, what?!? I'm not sure what to think about that.

History Comes Inside! posted:

Habit, there's a guy dressed in black and she's infront of a camera.

:boom:

DarkRefreshment
May 5, 2015

Nothing is funnier than a dog in a formal outfit. Look it up on the internets.

The_Groove posted:

CiG will use subsumption to reinvent the wheel

Except this wheel is a square. Additional refactoring will occur to layer on the fidelity in 6.0 Buddha patch. Then it will be a hexagon.

Theotus
Nov 8, 2014

What's a subsumption?

Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

cat

Meridian posted:

What's a subsumption?

Like consumption, you know

One of those old-timey terminal diseases

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Meridian posted:

What's a subsumption?

It's like AI only it doesn't exist.

Theotus
Nov 8, 2014

big nipples big life posted:

It's like AI only it doesn't exist.

Star Citizen continues to go great lengths for the sake of realism.

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

Subsumption junction, what's your function?
Hooking up dumb poo poo and creating a game.

TheAgent
Feb 16, 2002

The call is coming from inside Dr. House
Grimey Drawer

Chilled Cactus posted:

are you honestly asking why no one but you voluntarily read this flow chart and compiled a list of questions about the flow chart, or is this more rhetorical
yes

DarkRefreshment
May 5, 2015

Nothing is funnier than a dog in a formal outfit. Look it up on the internets.
So in games that actually exist news; the Humble Bundle for this month just released. It might be one of the best ones ever. $12 for this whole list. And if you already have some you can gift dupe keys out to a friend. Assuming you have some.

https://www.humblebundle.com/monthl...tent=hero_image

I already had Stellaris and Ashes, but Plague inc is awesome and that Brigador game has some good reviews.

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

DarkRefreshment posted:

that Brigador game has some good reviews.
:killdozer:, the game.

thatguy
Feb 5, 2003
Where's the option to get Miles Eckhart (Mission Giver) to have rough unprotected sex with me in the bar washroom?

kilus aof
Mar 24, 2001

TheAgent posted:

jesus christ what a loving mess

http://imgur.com/Sks8VZE

like just reading this means they have to put in a new reputation system into 3.0. how do you get rep? how do you lose rep? who the gently caress do you get positive and negative rep with? how does the game know if you're a good or bad guy, as showed in that questflow?

so many loving questions. why aren't people asking these loving questions.

It's the same mission flowchart from Freelancer. Down to idling at a barstool to get missions.

thatguy
Feb 5, 2003

thatguy posted:

Where's the option to get Miles Eckhart (Mission Giver) to have rough unprotected sex with me in the bar washroom?
I would be a hot girl with giant knockers in this situation obviously.

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

thatguy posted:

Where's the option to get Miles Eckhart (Mission Giver) to have rough unprotected sex with me in the bar washroom?

Christ, have you even read the flowchart? It's all in there.

Tippis
Mar 21, 2008

It's yet another day in the wasteland.

thatguy posted:

Where's the option to get Miles Eckhart (Mission Giver) to have rough unprotected sex with me in the bar washroom?

Well… last I heard, the game and its patcher demanded administrator access to your computer, so that part is already in the game.

The Kins
Oct 2, 2004
Hay guys, what went on in the last 36,387 posts? Kinda got distracted for a little while...

thatguy
Feb 5, 2003
*roll for rear end in a top hat elasticity*

The Kins
Oct 2, 2004
Oh yeah, speaking of failed MMOs that used way too many polygons, a documentary about one that ended up making good is coming out this month.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyzM6ZAe6JE

Tippis
Mar 21, 2008

It's yet another day in the wasteland.

thatguy posted:

*roll for rear end in a top hat elasticity*

I agree. SC really should adopt FATAL as its underlying game system.

Bofast
Feb 21, 2011

Grimey Drawer

Foo Diddley posted:

Like consumption, you know

One of those old-timey terminal diseases

Is Croberts cribbing from CK2 now?

DarkRefreshment posted:

So in games that actually exist news; the Humble Bundle for this month just released. It might be one of the best ones ever. $12 for this whole list. And if you already have some you can gift dupe keys out to a friend. Assuming you have some.

https://www.humblebundle.com/monthl...tent=hero_image

I already had Stellaris and Ashes, but Plague inc is awesome and that Brigador game has some good reviews.

That is a good bundle.

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

Waiting for the Hubris Bundle with SC and SQ42.

The Kins
Oct 2, 2004

Colostomy Bag posted:

Waiting for the Hubris Bundle with SC and SQ42.
Star Citizen, Squadron 42, Daikatana, Duke Nukem Forever and Half-Life 3. :haw:

Baxta
Feb 18, 2004

Needs More Pirate
They should copy the leisure suit larry quest lines. Clipped through wall? TOO BAD, AIDS.

One in the Bum
Apr 25, 2014

Hair Elf

Tijuana Bibliophile posted:

Wasn't items 2.0 like one month away this time last year

weeks, not months

DarkRefreshment
May 5, 2015

Nothing is funnier than a dog in a formal outfit. Look it up on the internets.

Baxta posted:

They should copy the leisure suit larry quest lines. Clipped through wall? TOO BAD, AIDS.

I miss getting AIDS in LSL. It was the first real "porn" game I ever played. It will pale in comparison to the wicked awesome space STDs Star Citizen will offer.

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo

thatguy posted:

Where's the option to get Miles Eckhart (Mission Giver) to have rough unprotected sex with me in the bar washroom?

Don't you worry friend, it's not an option

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo

The Kins posted:

Star Citizen, Squadron 42, Daikatana, Duke Nukem Forever and Half-Life 3. :haw:

wonder if Half-life 3 or star citizen is closer to being completed?

Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

cat

Kosumo posted:

SelenicMartian posted:

Sandi's neck does some weird poo poo



Why does she do "taking off your panties"?

Hey I figured it out

DarkRefreshment posted:

I miss getting AIDS in LSL. It was the first real "porn" game I ever played. It will pale in comparison to the wicked awesome space STDs Star Citizen will offer.

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

DarkRefreshment posted:

I miss getting AIDS in LSL. It was the first real "porn" game I ever played. It will pale in comparison to the wicked awesome space STDs Star Citizen will offer.

Nice game mechanic. I can go cheap on UEC credits and share space needles. Or have rampant unprotected space sex. Either way, my character will show the results as I stumble through space as a bald AIDS ridden victim.

DarkRefreshment
May 5, 2015

Nothing is funnier than a dog in a formal outfit. Look it up on the internets.

Foo Diddley posted:

Why does she do "taking off your panties"?

quote:

Hey I figured it out

And there goes lunch...

e: Speaking of lunch; Ben with normal his normal lunch. Also as a fat space cat taxxe

DarkRefreshment fucked around with this message at 19:35 on Jun 2, 2017

Baxta
Feb 18, 2004

Needs More Pirate

DarkRefreshment posted:

I miss getting AIDS in LSL. It was the first real "porn" game I ever played. It will pale in comparison to the wicked awesome space STDs Star Citizen will offer.

x1 space aids cure, $20USD

x10 space aids cure, $220USD

Sandi marketing.

DarkRefreshment
May 5, 2015

Nothing is funnier than a dog in a formal outfit. Look it up on the internets.

Baxta posted:

x1 space aids cure, $20USD

x10 space aids cure, $220USD

Sandi marketing.

Maybe I'll get that later. I got 3 months LTI on my space junk

Nothing but unprotected fully detailed mocapped space sex for me

DarkRefreshment fucked around with this message at 19:38 on Jun 2, 2017

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

DarkRefreshment posted:

Maybe I'll get that later. I got 3 months LTI on my space junk

Nothing but unprotected fully detailed mocapped space sex for me

That's cool. Going to sodomize a Big Benny vending machine before you reach space hospice?

MilesK
Nov 5, 2015

My reaction to next SC visions

Zzr
Oct 6, 2016

AID can be used as an anti-rape when pirates raid your submarine and enslave you. Always think about the emergent gameplay.

DarkRefreshment
May 5, 2015

Nothing is funnier than a dog in a formal outfit. Look it up on the internets.

Colostomy Bag posted:

That's cool. Going to sodomize a Big Benny vending machine before you reach space hospice?

Only if it involves an ambidextrous required, excruciating emotional mini-game to get to completion :flaccid:

DarkRefreshment fucked around with this message at 19:55 on Jun 2, 2017

DarkRefreshment
May 5, 2015

Nothing is funnier than a dog in a formal outfit. Look it up on the internets.

MilesK posted:

My reaction to next SC visions



:vince:

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JugbandDude
Jul 19, 2016

Remember when you were young, you shone like the sun

Shine on you crazy diamond!
STDs in Star Citizen will have an unprecedented level of fidelity. The player will be forced to undergo periodic medical exams and take the right medicines in the right order, or risk becoming ill and dying. It will not be just find a healer or shop and buy the cure.

Creating medicines will be a mini game that requires skill, being easy to learn but difficult to master. Skilled players will be able to mix and match ingredients and create stronger medicine with a higher chance of success. These rarer medicines can be turned around and sold for a profit, or stolen by pirates as part of inevitable consequences of piracy.

Medicine crafting will tie in to the farming module, where certain rare herbs will be farmed by skilled farmers who can in turn sell them to doctors for a profit.

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