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Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Nonsense posted:

the department of energy seal is funny because i thought trump/perry redesigned it or something but nope its always looked like that

decapitated eagle head, the sun (what has more energy than that?!), nuclear atom thingy, harry potter lightning, oil thingy, wind! (which is very bad for donny's golf courses), and the chronosphere from red alert 1

it's a good seal.

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DogonCrook
Apr 24, 2016

I think my 20 years as hurricane chaser might be a little relevant ive been through more hurricanws than moat shiitty newscasters

Lastgirl posted:

remember the big scandal during the early days of the primary was the fact that Jeb! was hem-hawing on purpose so he could rake in more millions of dollars through kickbacks(PACS) before officializing his run

And now the person who ran those pac's is under investigation for skimming money from a charity that he runs with father who is donald trumps lawyer.

Bananasaurus Rex
Mar 19, 2009

So how bout that energy week, huh guys?

Uh........guys?

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



disjoe posted:

tsundere


Inspector Hound posted:

It drives me loving crazy, when people use commas like this.

The comma in this sentence, is not loving necessary.

It's "really" annoying
b, baka

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012


Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

i; it's not like I want you to edit my emails :o:

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011



lol that we're all casually accepting that "yes, we need a new FBI director after our babby predisent threw a tantrum and illegally fired the last one"

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

sexpig by night posted:

how cool would it be if we destroyed korea with war to distract from trump being a sexist mongloid

McMasters and James "woof woof" Mattis working on it now

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Nichael posted:

decapitated eagle head, the sun (what has more energy than that?!), nuclear atom thingy, harry potter lightning, oil thingy, wind! (which is very bad for donny's golf courses), and the chronosphere from red alert 1

it's a good seal.

obama's weather control device punished red states

Typo
Aug 19, 2009

Chernigov Military Aviation Lyceum
The Fighting Slowpokes

fits my needs posted:

it's the same "outrage" as the grab her by the pussy tape. it'll dissipate in a few days or when the next crisis happens

lol at least pussygate hurt trump's polling for a week or so this won't even do that

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


Bananasaurus Rex posted:

So how bout that energy week, huh guys?

Uh........guys?

it's been great!

some of the best tweets of the year happened during Energy Week

703
May 11, 2007

Contains Carbon Monoxide

Chokes McGee posted:

is the guy nominated actually a decent pick or is he a complete chucklefuck like the rest of the cabinet so far

I need to know whether or not to get irrationally angry

from june 6th

https://www.washingtonpost.com/worl...m=.db91548f7a44

President Trump announced Wednesday that he would nominate Christopher A. Wray — a white-collar criminal defense attorney who led the Justice Department’s criminal division during the George W. Bush administration — to serve as the next FBI director.

More recently, he has served as attorney for New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie (R), a Trump ally.

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Lastgirl posted:

too much credit for D in Meat guy to come up with the symbol of an atom

the dude couldn't use energy to cook meat properly in his home state alone :sad:

every time my wife expresses doubts in her hirability or job related self worth i remind her that former texas governor and current us secretary of energy got a d in meats

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Nonsense posted:

obama's weather control device punished red states
Obama the day after the election:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCCq0jIJXNU

Webbeh
Dec 13, 2003

IF THIS IS A 'LOST' THREAD I'M PROBABLY WHINING ABOUT
STABBEY THE MEANY
wheres my press briefing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9uUWYw78Ek

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

703 posted:

from june 6th

https://www.washingtonpost.com/worl...m=.db91548f7a44

President Trump announced Wednesday that he would nominate Christopher A. Wray — a white-collar criminal defense attorney who led the Justice Department’s criminal division during the George W. Bush administration — to serve as the next FBI director.

More recently, he has served as attorney for New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie (R), a Trump ally.

I'm... not 100% sure this answers my question

I mean yeah it's cronyism but he seems like he could actually do his job

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Addamere posted:

every time my wife expresses doubts in her hirability or job related self worth i remind her that former texas governor and current us secretary of energy got a d in meats

the host of the celebrity apprentice is the predisent lol

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015


Nichael posted:

"one of his most vitriolic insults"

do they rank that up there with calling all mexicans rapists? or saying the central park five should be murdered (for no reason)? or that muslims should be banned? or that his political opponent should be killed (twice)? or that he was going to "spill the beans" on heidi cruz???

check out piss tape (and past)

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
no such thing as underqualified anymore baby!

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
anything is possible as long as you're a rich white dude!

Webbeh
Dec 13, 2003

IF THIS IS A 'LOST' THREAD I'M PROBABLY WHINING ABOUT
STABBEY THE MEANY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9uUWYw78Ek

stream live

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015


Weeping Wound posted:

I got to see some Infowars supplements in person and was legitimately confused on what the hell they contained

first time since I was a teenager where I was scratching my head and wondering if they're dosing themselves with grave dust or ground-up moon rocks

thank Orin Hatch for "supplements" being an entirely unregulated bullshit snakeoil industry!

https://www.nytimes.com/2015/02/06/opinion/the-politics-of-fraudulent-dietary-supplements.html

disjoe
Feb 18, 2011


*tuba plays theme of Sarah Huckabee Sanders*

thrawn527
Mar 27, 2004

Thrawn/Pellaeon
Studying the art of terrorists
To keep you safe

She seemed really depressed to say, "And as always I will be back after to take your questions."

Webbeh
Dec 13, 2003

IF THIS IS A 'LOST' THREAD I'M PROBABLY WHINING ABOUT
STABBEY THE MEANY

disjoe posted:

*tuba plays theme of Sarah Huckabee Sanders*

Her face when the curtain moves aside...

Beautiful. :love:

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
Huckashe isn't as fun as Spicey

I miss him

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

i want to grift washington politicians and grow a dirty metal beard

Drastic Actions
Apr 7, 2009

FUCK YOU!
GET PUMPED!
Nap Ghost
I've been at work and wow!



:eyepop:

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

unnecessary, commas, are, the, original, handclap

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
https://mobile.twitter.com/yovabundra/status/880272014094868480

quote:

Dylann Roof and his appointed attorney have no plans to file charges against the inmate accused of raping and beating him Thursday morning as the accused church shooter went to the showers.

According to Charleston County Sheriff Al Cannon, the assault happened shortly before 8 a.m. as Roof was being escorted to the showers in Housing Unit 1B. Cannon says the two detention center guards had moved away from Roof, one to take a break and another to hand toilet paper to another inmate.

The attack was broken up by one of the detention deputies assigned to the housing unit.

Stafford hit Roof in the face and back, leaving him with bruises on his face and back after he was raped for 5 minutes the report adds. Roof was checked out by jail medical staff and received 15 stitches to his rectum and returned to his cell.

fifteen stitches drat

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

skaboomizzy posted:

Huckashe isn't as fun as Spicey

I miss him

RIP Spicey, he got too fat and had to be put down :(

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012



that's not Rick Perry >: (

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007


thrawn527
Mar 27, 2004

Thrawn/Pellaeon
Studying the art of terrorists
To keep you safe

This guy looks like a vampire. But, like, the vampire the other vampires bully.

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015


Bananasaurus Rex posted:

So how bout that energy week, huh guys?

Uh........guys?

a real low energy week I'll tell you what

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012



:vince:

lmao that owns

An Apple A Gay
Oct 21, 2008

actually, cheerios, aren't the best cereal because theres no marshmallows

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Typo posted:

pussygate

they're all like that am i right fellas

deadgoon
Dec 4, 2014

by FactsAreUseless
what if the president does everything wrong at once to distract people from standing against any specific thing he is doing at any given moment

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brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015


Chokes McGee posted:

I'm... not 100% sure this answers my question

I mean yeah it's cronyism but he seems like he could actually do his job

I think that was generally the feeling when he was appointed. He's run in Republican circles, but he doesn't have a history of being a political hack and is qualified.

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