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Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.

stickyfngrdboy posted:

what did they get for desesrts

Chocolate terrine

Come say hi sometime, our terrace is a lovely place for a pint in the sun

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fat greasy puto
Dec 30, 2001

Anime Lover David Beckham
did you have sex with them

Weaponized Cum
Aug 31, 2004


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The Big Taff Man posted:

Weaponized Cum is having sex and posting at the same time

im weaing this to show girls I'm game

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

Butterfly Valley posted:

Chocolate terrine

Come say hi sometime, our terrace is a lovely place for a pint in the sun

Imagine the sun being a novelty

Raffles
Dec 7, 2004

The Big Taff Man posted:

you'll be telling me next that chaz is going to have sex with 2 women when he's supposed to be waiting tables

he's quite the ladies man apparently

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.

fat greasy puto posted:

i want a wep cum vs chaz tall sex tale competition

Wep cum would win no question I was an ugly oval office with an awful ponytail and terrible face fuzz and three extra stone for my late teens and early twenties

I'm making up for lost time now

Weaponized Cum
Aug 31, 2004


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must be cool to go sunbathe and then look like a monster from event horizon for 2 weeks because your skin is all pale and gross and british

T Bowl
Feb 6, 2006

Shut up DUMMY

nah

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Brony Car posted:

I just bought a looper pedal. Bad music making will commence!

loop it around your neck

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

African AIDS cum posted:

Imagine the sun being a novelty

it never rains in the pacific north west

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Aug 31, 2004


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Butterfly Valley posted:

Wep cum would win no question I was an ugly oval office with an awful ponytail and terrible face fuzz and three extra stone for my late teens and early twenties

I'm making up for lost time now

late teens/early 20's owned, sorry m8

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.

Weaponized Cum posted:

must be cool to go sunbathe and then look like a monster from event horizon for 2 weeks because your skin is all pale and gross and british

I sunbathed yesterday in my tiny pants I wanna get my pasty rear end legs brown

The rest of me is pretty good though

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.
ive got full on cyclist tan and its lol as poo poo.

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

Pissflaps posted:

it never rains in the pacific north west

Its lovely from may to october mmm crisp 90 degree days with no humidity

T Bowl
Feb 6, 2006

Shut up DUMMY

Weaponized Cum posted:

must be cool to go sunbathe and then look like a monster from event horizon for 2 weeks because your skin is all pale and gross and british

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.

Weaponized Cum posted:

late teens/early 20's owned, sorry m8

I'm coming to your country and I fully intend to sleep with a girl in every state

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.
130 new posts in the scots thread *rubs hands*

mmmm yas

stickyfngrdboy
Oct 21, 2010

Butterfly Valley posted:

Chocolate terrine

Come say hi sometime, our terrace is a lovely place for a pint in the sun

bitch i might

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.
*that I visit, gently caress the midwest

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Aug 31, 2004


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Butterfly Valley posted:

I'm coming to your country and I fully intend to sleep with a girl in every state

shouldn't be a problem. be confident, talk about Kant and Voltaire, play cool tunes, smoke em out. You got this.

T Bowl
Feb 6, 2006

Shut up DUMMY

serious gaylord posted:

130 new posts in the scots thread *rubs hands*

mmmm yas

they aren't real, who cares

Brony Car
May 22, 2014

by Cyrano4747

Shrapnig posted:

loop it around your neck

I'd need more patch cables for that.

Weaponized Cum
Aug 31, 2004


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I've got a sicl tan, because, get this: I live in paradise

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Aug 31, 2004


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Brony Car posted:

I'd need more patch cables for that.



how much did that fleshlight cost?

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.
I just reported a post by one of the people I despise the most in all of SA. Felt good.

Brony Car
May 22, 2014

by Cyrano4747
Chaz will impregnate every woman in America and leave a larger genetic trail than Genghis Khan.

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack
The hospital i went to yesterday now follows me on twitter lol what how does this happen

T Bowl
Feb 6, 2006

Shut up DUMMY

African AIDS cum posted:

The hospital i went to yesterday now follows me on twitter lol what how does this happen

marketing dude

Brony Car
May 22, 2014

by Cyrano4747

serious gaylord posted:

I just reported a post by one of the people I despise the most in all of SA. Felt good.

What did you report me for?

Weaponized Cum posted:

how much did that fleshlight cost?

More than the price of a night with your mom.

stickyfngrdboy
Oct 21, 2010

serious gaylord posted:

I just reported a post by one of the people I despise the most in all of SA. Felt good.

who was it

T Bowl
Feb 6, 2006

Shut up DUMMY
two days off after 24 days straight of no days off, about to leave, feels good man

The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


Official Manchester United Posting Partner 2015/16
Fan of Britches

African AIDS cum posted:

That toilet wasnt the only thing full of poo poo

Chaz lied.
No evidence

agreed, i dont believe anything about him tbh

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.

The Big Taff Man posted:

agreed, i dont believe anything about him tbh

I thought some of the earlier tales were true, and I feel bad that I was hoodwinked.

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

The Big Taff Man posted:

agreed, i dont believe anything about him tbh

Same, he is a big fibber imo.

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

African AIDS cum posted:

The hospital i went to yesterday now follows me on twitter lol what how does this happen

this is doubly funny because of your twitter handle imo

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

chaz is having sex while posting

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

Bogan Krkic posted:

this is doubly funny because of your twitter handle imo

Its my other twitter i just use to follow cyclists and i don't even tweet with it nor have a real name on there... Bizarre

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

chaz dont need a food pedal to work from home, he writes his MLM recruitment posts with his big dick

The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


Official Manchester United Posting Partner 2015/16
Fan of Britches

serious gaylord posted:

I thought some of the earlier tales were true, and I feel bad that I was hoodwinked.

Are we even sure he lived with those girls? ugh, I havent felt this betrayed since I found out kwagga wasnt even indian

also i hope you enjoyed my tweet bhyo ive been chuckling about it a few times today

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Aug 31, 2004


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