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Knifegrab
Jul 30, 2014

Gadzooks! I'm terrified of this little child who is going to stab me with a knife. I must wrest the knife away from his control and therefore gain the upperhand.
There was a really old old game, like maybe late 90's though honestly its hard to remember, but it was like a pseudo phsyics game, 2d and you had like springs and balls and ramps and you could like shoot a guy around. There was no real objective. I realize how vague this is but does anyone know?

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leper khan
Dec 28, 2010
Honest to god thinks Half Life 2 is a bad game. But at least he likes Monster Hunter.

Knifegrab posted:

There was a really old old game, like maybe late 90's though honestly its hard to remember, but it was like a pseudo phsyics game, 2d and you had like springs and balls and ramps and you could like shoot a guy around. There was no real objective. I realize how vague this is but does anyone know?

The incredible machine

Knifegrab
Jul 30, 2014

Gadzooks! I'm terrified of this little child who is going to stab me with a knife. I must wrest the knife away from his control and therefore gain the upperhand.

leper khan posted:

The incredible machine

This was my original thought too but no, that game had objectives, this one didn't really have a goal so to speak.

Ulio
Feb 17, 2011


This game is probably in the ps2/xbox or xbox360/ps3 not sure which though I think it was on the ps2 though not sure 100%.

I rented it and forgot on what console. Only thing I remember is you play as a human maybe its a third person shooter. Only memorable thing it had was that you had two wolves you could use to fight with you.
Completely forgot the name of this game. I rented it but never got to finish it even though it was fun.

Two Owls
Sep 17, 2016

Yeah, count me in

Knifegrab posted:

There was a really old old game, like maybe late 90's though honestly its hard to remember, but it was like a pseudo phsyics game, 2d and you had like springs and balls and ramps and you could like shoot a guy around. There was no real objective. I realize how vague this is but does anyone know?

Bill's Tomato game? And thanks for making me feel old as balls

spider wisdom
Nov 4, 2011

og data bandit

That's more medieval and less fantasy — the one I'm thinking of was somewhere between Skyrim and Dark Souls, stylistically, though a bit more over the top.

e: ahh, Hellraid by Techland.

spider wisdom fucked around with this message at 18:47 on Sep 16, 2017

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

Ulio posted:

This game is probably in the ps2/xbox or xbox360/ps3 not sure which though I think it was on the ps2 though not sure 100%.

I rented it and forgot on what console. Only thing I remember is you play as a human maybe its a third person shooter. Only memorable thing it had was that you had two wolves you could use to fight with you.
Completely forgot the name of this game. I rented it but never got to finish it even though it was fun.

The Dead to Rights games had a wolf-like dog companion

Knifegrab
Jul 30, 2014

Gadzooks! I'm terrified of this little child who is going to stab me with a knife. I must wrest the knife away from his control and therefore gain the upperhand.

Two Owls posted:

Bill's Tomato game? And thanks for making me feel old as balls

Nope, still not it. This will drive me insane.

Ulio
Feb 17, 2011


Pablo Gigante posted:

The Dead to Rights games had a wolf-like dog companion

Thats it. Right when I read the name I remembered lol. I knew it was dead something. Namco made this game and its a series wow. I have never heard people talk about this series ever.

Do you remember if it was any good? I remember playing the ps2 version only played the first few levels though.

al-azad
May 28, 2009



Ulio posted:

Thats it. Right when I read the name I remembered lol. I knew it was dead something. Namco made this game and its a series wow. I have never heard people talk about this series ever.

Do you remember if it was any good? I remember playing the ps2 version only played the first few levels though.

The original still holds up as an arcade-y shooter with some bad early 2000s era minigames. There's a PC version that actually plays nice on modern systems. Kind of reminded me of Capcom's The Punisher arcade game done the way of Sega's Die Hard game if any of that makes any sense.

Played a demo of the second and remember it being bloodless T rating and humorless so it defeats half the point. The third game is a good-not-great 7/10 action game.

Ulio
Feb 17, 2011


al-azad posted:

The original still holds up as an arcade-y shooter with some bad early 2000s era minigames. There's a PC version that actually plays nice on modern systems. Kind of reminded me of Capcom's The Punisher arcade game done the way of Sega's Die Hard game if any of that makes any sense.

Played a demo of the second and remember it being bloodless T rating and humorless so it defeats half the point. The third game is a good-not-great 7/10 action game.

Third person arcadey shooters are fun though even though they tend to be generic. Have you ever played John Woo's Stranglehold? That game is a total 7 but it is still easy fun.

E:Yes its not on steam so I guess I'll have to fin another wya to play it.

al-azad
May 28, 2009



Ulio posted:

Third person arcadey shooters are fun though even though they tend to be generic. Have you ever played John Woo's Stranglehold? That game is a total 7 but it is still easy fun.

It's in the same vein, actually. One minute you're chasing down dudes in a construction yard, then you're dancing in a strip joint as some lady that goes on far too long, but then you're doing a prison break adventure game getting into jail fights and then you're fighting someone in the back of a plane 10,000 feet up in the air and then you fight killer clowns and

Wet is also good. And that Jet Li game I can't remember.

Ulio
Feb 17, 2011


al-azad posted:

It's in the same vein, actually. One minute you're chasing down dudes in a construction yard, then you're dancing in a strip joint as some lady that goes on far too long, but then you're doing a prison break adventure game getting into jail fights and then you're fighting someone in the back of a plane 10,000 feet up in the air and then you fight killer clowns and

Wet is also good. And that Jet Li game I can't remember.

That actually sounds awesome. Which one do you recommend? The First one?

Wet I actually wanted to play it forever but I don't really have any console set up right now.

Jet Li game is called Rise to Honor, never played it but it looks like another ps2 brawler Matrix Path of Neo.
Too bad we don't get more medium budget games in the current age.

al-azad
May 28, 2009



I played Dead to Rights a few years ago and still enjoyed it so yeah, see if you can find the PC version floating around or emulate it or something.

Rookersh
Aug 19, 2010
I might just be going crazy here.

I played a ton of RTS games as a kid, and by as a kid I mean the era of Age of Empires 2, Age of Mythology, Empire Earth, Rome Total War, etc etc.

I never had a chance to play Age of Empires 1, I know that.

I've been playing a whole bunch of Rome 2 Total War recently, and it's making me remember a RTS game from that period? that was focused? on the Greek States/Greek infighting/Greek history? ( or maybe it just had the first/easiest bit be the Greek chapter? ). It might not have been an RTS, but I can't think of anything else it could be. I remember knowing way too much about the Greeks because of this game, though considering I know very little about the various leagues/wars with Persia it obviously wasn't great at teaching much history.

I know it wasn't Age of Empires 1 because I never played that. I know it wasn't Age of Mythology. I know it wasn't Empire Earth, because that was more of a tribal thing for the Greeks. What the hell am I thinking of?

al-azad
May 28, 2009



Rookersh posted:

I might just be going crazy here.

I played a ton of RTS games as a kid, and by as a kid I mean the era of Age of Empires 2, Age of Mythology, Empire Earth, Rome Total War, etc etc.

I never had a chance to play Age of Empires 1, I know that.

I've been playing a whole bunch of Rome 2 Total War recently, and it's making me remember a RTS game from that period? that was focused? on the Greek States/Greek infighting/Greek history? ( or maybe it just had the first/easiest bit be the Greek chapter? ). It might not have been an RTS, but I can't think of anything else it could be. I remember knowing way too much about the Greeks because of this game, though considering I know very little about the various leagues/wars with Persia it obviously wasn't great at teaching much history.

I know it wasn't Age of Empires 1 because I never played that. I know it wasn't Age of Mythology. I know it wasn't Empire Earth, because that was more of a tribal thing for the Greeks. What the hell am I thinking of?

Maybe Rise of Nations but yeah, "RTS set in antiquity" is like "first person shooter in a modern setting."

Discount Viscount
Jul 9, 2010

FIND THE FISH!

Rookersh posted:

I might just be going crazy here.

I played a ton of RTS games as a kid, and by as a kid I mean the era of Age of Empires 2, Age of Mythology, Empire Earth, Rome Total War, etc etc.

I never had a chance to play Age of Empires 1, I know that.

I've been playing a whole bunch of Rome 2 Total War recently, and it's making me remember a RTS game from that period? that was focused? on the Greek States/Greek infighting/Greek history? ( or maybe it just had the first/easiest bit be the Greek chapter? ). It might not have been an RTS, but I can't think of anything else it could be. I remember knowing way too much about the Greeks because of this game, though considering I know very little about the various leagues/wars with Persia it obviously wasn't great at teaching much history.

I know it wasn't Age of Empires 1 because I never played that. I know it wasn't Age of Mythology. I know it wasn't Empire Earth, because that was more of a tribal thing for the Greeks. What the hell am I thinking of?

Could be Zeus.

Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

Rookersh posted:

I might just be going crazy here.

I played a ton of RTS games as a kid, and by as a kid I mean the era of Age of Empires 2, Age of Mythology, Empire Earth, Rome Total War, etc etc.

I never had a chance to play Age of Empires 1, I know that.

I've been playing a whole bunch of Rome 2 Total War recently, and it's making me remember a RTS game from that period? that was focused? on the Greek States/Greek infighting/Greek history? ( or maybe it just had the first/easiest bit be the Greek chapter? ). It might not have been an RTS, but I can't think of anything else it could be. I remember knowing way too much about the Greeks because of this game, though considering I know very little about the various leagues/wars with Persia it obviously wasn't great at teaching much history.

I know it wasn't Age of Empires 1 because I never played that. I know it wasn't Age of Mythology. I know it wasn't Empire Earth, because that was more of a tribal thing for the Greeks. What the hell am I thinking of?

There's a poo poo ton of games about Rome but Greek States.... I don't know. If you say you know a lot about the greeks, that may not even be an RTS so much as like some kinda Sid Meier type game or something? The only RTS I can think of with much detail in the Greeks would be Age of Empires 1.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Video_games_set_in_Greece

Monolith.
Jan 28, 2011

To save the world from the expanding Zone.

100% Thanks.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Seven Kingdoms I & II have Greeks as a playable civilization, but they're not historical games. I don't know. That's a tough one.

Pneub
Mar 12, 2007

I'M THE DEVIL, AND I WILL WASH OVER THE EARTH AND THE SEAS WILL RUN RED WITH THE BLOOD OF ALL THE SINNERS

I AM REBORN

Knifegrab posted:

There was a really old old game, like maybe late 90's though honestly its hard to remember, but it was like a pseudo phsyics game, 2d and you had like springs and balls and ramps and you could like shoot a guy around. There was no real objective. I realize how vague this is but does anyone know?

Was it a flash game?

Gromit
Aug 15, 2000

I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!

...! posted:

I'm standing by that as a poor description.

Gromit posted:

I think it was an arcade game. You're this fat guy with, I think, some sort of liver disease. You can't stop eating, and I think there was a Ghostbusters tie-in.

Gromit posted:

It was also top-down, and I think the guy was hopelessly lost or something.

Pacman.

Trainee PornStar
Jul 20, 2006

I'm just an inbetweener

Captain Kevbo posted:

Commodore 64 game where you controlled a spaceship and blew up bases (or maybe they were other much larger spaceships?). Top down and you could fly kind of like Raid on Bungeling Bay except you could also shoot in all (four, maybe eight?) directions. You had to destroy turrets and dodge obstacles when you entered the bases to get to their core which you destroyed. There was a gulf separating some of the bases that you had to cross that had enemy spaceships.

Uridium maybe?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ks5-Zq6XAN4

Captain Kevbo
Oct 14, 2000
No, but Uridium is a great game! The game I'm trying to remember was slower and scrolled in all directions.

al-azad
May 28, 2009



Captain Kevbo posted:

No, but Uridium is a great game! The game I'm trying to remember was slower and scrolled in all directions.

Is it not Parallax?

Captain Kevbo
Oct 14, 2000

al-azad posted:

Is it not Parallax?

Nope. You only stayed in your ship and it was definitely set in space. I think it even had some asteroids to dodge/destroy in the big gulf between some of the ships/bases. I think your ship was squarish, too, and didn't have any discernible front, sides, or back; it could thrust in any direction and shoot in any direction, too.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

I'm just going to throw Morpheus here despite never even having played it.

Captain Kevbo
Oct 14, 2000
I found it! It's Survivor. I even found a lengthy description/breakdown and a remake in Java that someone documented: http://www.schillmania.com/content/entries/2012/survivor-c64-html-remake/

Carbon dioxide
Oct 9, 2012

Back in the early 2000s I played a game that looked very simple even back then. I think it was an MS-DOS game.

It didn't have much text but the little text there was, was in a for-me incomprehensible language, I think Hungarian.

It looked rather simple, it had a black background and each player controlled a color, a moving "point" on the screen that would draw a line wherever it went. It played very similar to the Tron Light Cycles in that the point was to stay alive as long as possible, without hitting any lines. However, each player had only controls to turn left or turn right, and you could only turn so fast, so instead of sharp turns the turns looked circular.

But the most striking aspect of this game, and the reason I would like to find it again, was that you could play with 6 players on a single keyboard and mouse simultaneously. Like, player 1's controls were Q/W, player 2's were Y/U or something and so on. Player 6's controls were leftclick/rightclick on the mouse. It was as chaotic as you'd think.

If anyone has any idea where to find it, please tell me.

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

Carbon dioxide posted:

Back in the early 2000s I played a game that looked very simple even back then. I think it was an MS-DOS game.

It didn't have much text but the little text there was, was in a for-me incomprehensible language, I think Hungarian.

It looked rather simple, it had a black background and each player controlled a color, a moving "point" on the screen that would draw a line wherever it went. It played very similar to the Tron Light Cycles in that the point was to stay alive as long as possible, without hitting any lines. However, each player had only controls to turn left or turn right, and you could only turn so fast, so instead of sharp turns the turns looked circular.

But the most striking aspect of this game, and the reason I would like to find it again, was that you could play with 6 players on a single keyboard and mouse simultaneously. Like, player 1's controls were Q/W, player 2's were Y/U or something and so on. Player 6's controls were leftclick/rightclick on the mouse. It was as chaotic as you'd think.

If anyone has any idea where to find it, please tell me.

Červii? It's Czech

http://www.mobygames.com/game/ervii

Carbon dioxide
Oct 9, 2012


Yeah! I think I played a different version but it's definitely the same game. Thanks.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



That is a very DOS-looking game.

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
what's this game where a couple invites you over to dinner and their relationship is actually falling apart and you get to watch?

sinepost
Nov 16, 2004

four o'clock and all's well
Facade

Tinfoil Papercut
Jul 27, 2016

by Athanatos
There was this NES game where you had a little spaceship and fought your way to some sort of power plant. The next part of the game, you bounced around this powerplant place with a jetpack shooting baddies and finding some sort of orb like power core. They'd you'd destroy it and need to GTFO before the whole place exploded.

leper khan
Dec 28, 2010
Honest to god thinks Half Life 2 is a bad game. But at least he likes Monster Hunter.

Tinfoil Papercut posted:

There was this NES game where you had a little spaceship and fought your way to some sort of power plant. The next part of the game, you bounced around this powerplant place with a jetpack shooting baddies and finding some sort of orb like power core. They'd you'd destroy it and need to GTFO before the whole place exploded.

Air fortress?

al-azad
May 28, 2009



Two different games here.

One is a recent-ish indie space 4x game where you run a space empire and conquer the galaxy. It's known for being unwieldy and huge much in the same way Dwarf Fortress generates more detail than you'll ever explore. Has simplistic, menu based graphics and looks like a spreadsheet nightmare.

Second game is 1992, text and menu based adventure with monochrome images. Alternate future where you're MI6 or some other secret agent in a dystopian England kidnapping, torturing, and assassinating suspects.

Unreal_One
Aug 18, 2010

Now you know how I don't like to use the sit-down gun, but this morning we just don't have time for mucking about.

al-azad posted:

One is a recent-ish indie space 4x game where you run a space empire and conquer the galaxy. It's known for being unwieldy and huge much in the same way Dwarf Fortress generates more detail than you'll ever explore. Has simplistic, menu based graphics and looks like a spreadsheet nightmare.

The first one sounds like Aurora.

al-azad
May 28, 2009



Unreal_One posted:

The first one sounds like Aurora.

Yup. Now to remember the second one. I can't remember if it was Mac or DOS but the aesthetics were intentionally bleak and monochrome and you'd look over dossiers that would say stuff like "Subject was tortured, gave up valuable information, subject died during torture."

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4 inch cut no femmes
May 31, 2011
Floor 13 maybe

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