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armchairyoda: Sep 17, 2008; Melman

Moola posted:

one day soon he's just going to walk onto the golf course with no pants on

Statistically more likely.

# ? Jul 8, 2017 13:46

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old beast lunatic: Nov 3, 2004; by Hand Knit

DancingShade posted:

A bad movie that claimed to be Robocop 2. As everyone knows there were no sequels to Robocop.

If you go into robocop 2 with the same mindset you use to enjoy internet gifs it's pretty good.

# ? Jul 8, 2017 14:00

Inept: Jul 8, 2003

lol

# ? Jul 8, 2017 14:24

Groovelord Neato: Dec 6, 2014

it does own hard that the guy who vowed to drain the swamp is the most corrupt president possible lmao

# ? Jul 8, 2017 14:25

my new dog: May 7, 2007; by Nyc_Tattoo

Inept posted:

lol

goddamn

# ? Jul 8, 2017 14:26

Smirr: Jun 28, 2012

Lol

# ? Jul 8, 2017 14:30

GABA ghoul: Oct 29, 2011

lmao, some unknown C tier celebrity with a lovely handbag fashion label and zero experience or qualifications is representing the US because Donald is too exhausted from working a single day. what a disgrace, lmao

# ? Jul 8, 2017 14:33

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Lmao

# ? Jul 8, 2017 14:33

Bert Roberge: Nov 28, 2003

Inept posted:

lol

# ? Jul 8, 2017 14:38

GABA ghoul: Oct 29, 2011

I still remember Roosevelt sending his loving janitor to Yalta cause he wanted to watch daytime TV all day. What a time to be alive :allears:

# ? Jul 8, 2017 14:38

Owlbear Camus: Jan 3, 2013; Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?

At least one wall for sure got built
https://m.imgur.com/gallery/ggrMf

# ? Jul 8, 2017 14:40

paul_soccer10: Mar 28, 2016; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Inept posted:

lol

lol

# ? Jul 8, 2017 14:40

paul_soccer10: Mar 28, 2016; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

do you think donny is sleeping in

# ? Jul 8, 2017 14:41

my new dog: May 7, 2007; by Nyc_Tattoo

I want my children to be successful and powerful except for tiffany she's ugly

# ? Jul 8, 2017 14:42

paul_soccer10: Mar 28, 2016; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

# ? Jul 8, 2017 14:44

Jose: Jul 24, 2007; Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Do you think trump has an internal monologue?

# ? Jul 8, 2017 14:45

GABA ghoul: Oct 29, 2011

# ? Jul 8, 2017 14:45

Groovelord Neato: Dec 6, 2014

Jose posted:

Do you think trump has an internal monologue?

There is an idea of a Donald Trump some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me, only an entity, something illusory, and though I can hide my cold gaze and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours as I yank your arm to the point you nearly fall into me and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable but obviously they aren't as I was born into extreme wealth, never worked for anything I've ever had, and failed upward until I became the most powerful person on Earth: I simply am not there.

# ? Jul 8, 2017 14:50

Multilake: Dec 11, 2016; If you're in a jam, a crayon scrunched under your nose makes a good pretend moustache.

paul_soccer10 posted:

SAD

# ? Jul 8, 2017 14:50

my new dog: May 7, 2007; by Nyc_Tattoo

bigly nepotist

# ? Jul 8, 2017 14:53

flashy_mcflash: Feb 7, 2011

Groovelord Neato posted:

There is an idea of a Donald Trump some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me, only an entity, something illusory, and though I can hide my cold gaze and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours as I yank your arm to the point you nearly fall into me and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable but obviously they aren't as I was born into extreme wealth, never worked for anything I've ever had, and failed upward until I became the most powerful person on Earth: I simply am not there.

I'll never stop loling that the person Patrick Bateman most idolises in that book is president of the united states

# ? Jul 8, 2017 14:55

Kwanzaa Quickie: Nov 4, 2009

I wonder if they have Ivanka fill in for him when he's having a "bad" day and is yelling about the pigeons or putting his clothes on inside out because his brain is pudding.

# ? Jul 8, 2017 14:55

my new dog: May 7, 2007; by Nyc_Tattoo

how long did she sit in for?? did she say anything about the juicero??

# ? Jul 8, 2017 14:55

GABA ghoul: Oct 29, 2011

my new dog posted:

how long did she sit in for?? did she say anything about the juicero??

"The juicero has been treated very unfairly by left-wing media!"

Ma'am, this is a security conference

# ? Jul 8, 2017 15:00

Aleth: Aug 2, 2008; Pillbug

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-40534572

quote:

A Western diplomat said his team had decided there were three groups of people President Trump listens to. There is his inner circle of White House advisers containing people like Jared Kushner, the president's son-in-law; the former investment banker Gary Cohn; and Mr Trump's right-wing svengali Steve Bannon. The second group is his cabinet, and their influence varies widely from person to person, reflected in the time they each get with him inside the Oval Office. The third group is his pre-presidency contacts from New York, and the property and media industries. So foreign diplomats try to talk to as many people in this group of interlocking circles as they can, in the hope that if these people see the merit in their case, they will convey it to the president. And if the president hears that view enough times, he will believe it.

However, after laying out this elaborate strategy, the Western diplomat confessed, "but then there are those who say the most important thing is to be the last person to talk to him before he makes a decision".

quote:

The guilty secret of every ambassador in DC is that the first thing they do in the morning is check the president's Twitter feed. That is now the best, perhaps it's the only, way to work out what is going on with US foreign policy.
And while the White House press corps have derided Mr Trump's Twitter diplomacy, some of his allies have a grudging respect for it.
"An awful lot of politicians around the world are watching this and thinking, 'Can I learn from it?' because it's been astonishingly successful," one diplomat told me.

lol, your president's idiocy is infecting other politicians.

# ? Jul 8, 2017 15:01

mike12345: Jul 14, 2008; "Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."

Aleth posted:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-40534572

quote:
The guilty secret of every ambassador in DC is that the first thing they do in the morning is check the president's Twitter feed. That is now the best, perhaps it's the only, way to work out what is going on with US foreign policy.
And while the White House press corps have derided Mr Trump's Twitter diplomacy, some of his allies have a grudging respect for it.
"An awful lot of politicians around the world are watching this and thinking, 'Can I learn from it?' because it's been astonishingly successful," one diplomat told me.

lol, your president's idiocy is infecting other politicians.

Successful at what? Making him look like an impulsive idiot?

# ? Jul 8, 2017 15:15