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uranium grass: Jan 15, 2005

I feel bad for this guy. He's weirdly peanut-shaped.

# ? Mar 13, 2016 21:01

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# ? May 25, 2024 14:31

I Am Crake: Mar 31, 2010; There is so much beautiful in the world if you look around. You are only looking at the dirt under your feet, Jimmy. It's not good for you.

subpar anachronism posted:

I feel bad for this guy. He's weirdly peanut-shaped.

Nope, just fat. Would be a decent looking guy if he worked out and got rid of that facial hair.

# ? Mar 13, 2016 21:27

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

Verisimilidude posted:

These are people who base their entire existence on their appearance, almost assuredly have body dysmorphia, and are probably immense assholes IRL.

"Salma Hayek, 3/10" is probably one of the stupider things I've seen, unless you were grading her on like... height or something.

# ? Mar 13, 2016 21:55

Professor Wayne: Aug 27, 2008; So, Harvey, what became of the giant penny?

They actually let him keep it.

Verisimilidude posted:

Googling Francis led me to the true AUG that is the bodybuilding.com forum

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=165755581

These are people who base their entire existence on their appearance, almost assuredly have body dysmorphia, and are probably immense assholes IRL.

I can't believe there's a thread on a message board that mocks people based on their appearance.

# ? Mar 13, 2016 23:06

Hihohe: Oct 4, 2008; Fuck you and the sun you live under

Professor Wayne posted:

I can't believe there's a thread on a message board that mocks people based on their appearance.

dont get snippy

# ? Mar 14, 2016 00:16

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

cash crab posted:

"Salma Hayek, 3/10" is probably one of the stupider things I've seen, unless you were grading her on like... height or something.

She's a 10 for a 49 y old woman. Goddamn amazing.

# ? Mar 14, 2016 00:29

Your Gay Uncle: Feb 16, 2012; by Fluffdaddy

Verisimilidude posted:

Googling Francis led me to the true AUG that is the bodybuilding.com forum

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=165755581

These are people who base their entire existence on their appearance, almost assuredly have body dysmorphia, and are probably immense assholes IRL.

Years of supplement abuse has left their brains withered and incapable of math

http://gawker.com/bodybuilders-try-fail-to-calculate-number-of-days-in-1677545788

# ? Mar 14, 2016 00:47

twistedmentat: Nov 21, 2003; Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

Hihohe posted:

dont get snippy

While he's more like Trevor's Juggalo minion.

LingcodKilla posted:

She's a 10 for a 49 y old woman. Goddamn amazing.

Probably the same people who call Jennifer Lawrence fat.

# ? Mar 14, 2016 01:13

the future is WOW: Sep 9, 2005; I QUIT!

Your Gay Uncle posted:

Years of supplement abuse has left their brains withered and incapable of math

http://gawker.com/bodybuilders-try-fail-to-calculate-number-of-days-in-1677545788

This never fails to make me laugh, Josh is just so goddamn sure there's 8 days in a week.

# ? Mar 14, 2016 01:34

coolskull: Nov 11, 2007

i always wonder how much people get paid to "write" articles like that.

# ? Mar 14, 2016 01:41

boar guy: Jan 25, 2007

525 words for Gawker? Like maybe $8?

# ? Mar 14, 2016 01:45

Gridlocked: Aug 2, 2014; MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

cash crab posted:

I am trying to reload a previous save of my life where I didn't see this yet but it's not working.

OH GOD I NEED BRAIN BLEACH

# ? Mar 14, 2016 02:07

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

twistedmentat posted:

While he's more like Trevor's Juggalo minion.

Probably the same people who call Jennifer Lawrence fat.

If Lawrence is fat then I'm a chubby chaser.

# ? Mar 14, 2016 02:09

bring back old gbs: Feb 28, 2007; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

LingcodKilla posted:

She's a 10 for a 49 y old woman. Goddamn amazing.

poo poo the nanny surprised me p good the other day:

# ? Mar 14, 2016 02:10

wildemere: Nov 19, 2013

What a torso.

Also triple chin & double gunt.

# ? Mar 14, 2016 02:30

Zelder: Jan 4, 2012

LingcodKilla posted:

If Lawrence is fat then I'm a chubby chaser.

if jennifer lawrence is fat, then i'm really fat. like, monstrously fat. actually you know what i might just be hilariously fat.

# ? Mar 14, 2016 02:32

Dreddout: Oct 1, 2015; You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Efexeye posted:

525 words for Gawker? Like maybe $8?

That is far to much money for 500 words!

Just get a sweatshop worker in China to do it on his lunchbreak.

# ? Mar 14, 2016 03:54

nerdz: Oct 12, 2004; Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.; Grimey Drawer

I'm pretty sure this is another pic of the "squarts" guy:

# ? Mar 14, 2016 04:24

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

LingcodKilla posted:

If Lawrence is fat then I'm a chubby chaser.

I'm 8000% sure that people who call Jennifer Lawrence fat or who are like " :byodood:

MEGAN FOX IS A TROLL" are trying trying to exercise some power over their surroundings. Both of those women are objectively good looking. Whether or not you personally are like, "Hell yeah" is a different story, but like... they're both pretty. Scientifically.

nerdz posted:

I'm pretty sure this is another pic of the "squarts" guy:

It's so weird how glowy he is.

# ? Mar 14, 2016 04:44

LegalPad: Oct 23, 2013

Even the blood vessels in his face are trying to escape the creepiness.

This guy sleeves me out.

# ? Mar 14, 2016 04:49

The Relentless: Sep 27, 2002; ANTI KITTY-PORN TASK-FORCE - "It's Hell-Bag eatin' time! Rowwwwrrrr!!!"

bubblebee posted:

So there's a waifu subreddit, of course.

http://i.imgur.com/elLON4M.png

No. No they didn't. They made fun of YOU. More than once. Deservedly so.

# ? Mar 14, 2016 04:51

Bast Relief: Feb 21, 2006; by exmarx

LegalPad posted:

Even the blood vessels in his face are trying to escape the creepiness.

This guy sleeves me out.

He's the sort of guy that you know is going to commit sexual assault on you. And I'm not just saying that as a woman. I'm saying that as a living or non living organism existing in this universe.

# ? Mar 14, 2016 04:55

nerdz: Oct 12, 2004; Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.; Grimey Drawer

he can eat a lot of oatmeal on that pectus excavatum though

# ? Mar 14, 2016 05:07

Scathach: Apr 4, 2011; You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.

Amazon is always good for awkward:

# ? Mar 14, 2016 05:52

Wheat Loaf: Feb 13, 2012; by FactsAreUseless

Scathach posted:

Amazon is always good for awkward:

Notorious album covers in general, really:

I'm fascinated to know the stories behind these things.

# ? Mar 14, 2016 16:13

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Wheat Loaf posted:

Notorious album covers in general, really:

I'm fascinated to know the stories behind these things.

She looks like a Joyce. Joyce from accounting to specific.

# ? Mar 14, 2016 17:20

Scarf: Jun 24, 2005; On sight

Scathach posted:

Amazon is always good for awkward:

As big of a goober as he looks... wayne toups is a great musician

# ? Mar 14, 2016 19:16

Perhaps a penguin: Dec 12, 2009

bubblebee posted:

So there's a waifu subreddit, of course.

http://i.imgur.com/K4eg5XU.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/elLON4M.png

http://i.imgur.com/UqCgcTe.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/FM7laBQ.png
The last one is more upsetting than funny.

M'niece? Seriously?

# ? Mar 14, 2016 19:55

CowboyKid: May 29, 2008

Wheat Loaf posted:

Notorious album covers in general, really:

I'm fascinated to know the stories behind these things.

"Yes, can I get Dustin Hoffman's hairdo from Tootsie?"

# ? Mar 14, 2016 20:56

Free Market Mambo: Jul 26, 2010; by Lowtax

Scathach posted:

Amazon is always good for awkward:

He looks like a younger, more presentable SquartMan.

# ? Mar 14, 2016 21:07

Darth Windu: Mar 17, 2009; by Smythe

Scarf posted:

As big of a goober as he looks... wayne toups is a great musician

Yeah Wayne toups owns, he's from my hometown and I've seen him play a million times. It's always fun and I always get to dance with tons of spry Cajun ladies

# ? Mar 14, 2016 22:40

trickybiscuits: Jan 13, 2008; yospos

The Relentless posted:

No. No they didn't. They made fun of YOU. More than once. Deservedly so.

I think the "somebody" refers to one person who made fun of their waifu once and then got on with their life and never thought about it again. Everyone besides that one person has made fun of him and his waifu many times.

# ? Mar 14, 2016 23:56

change my name: Aug 27, 2007; Legends die but anime is forever.

RIP The Lost Otakus.

Linked for not really nsfw anime tiddy:

http://i.imgur.com/SN7WukZ.jpg

(this is real, by the way)

# ? Mar 15, 2016 01:19

Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

change my name posted:

Linked for not really nsfw anime tiddy:

http://i.imgur.com/SN7WukZ.jpg

(this is real, by the way)

Reminds me of the shirt that scientist bloke was wearing for the asteroid probe event. Only poo poo.

# ? Mar 15, 2016 01:24

value-brand cereal: May 2, 2008

change my name posted:

Linked for not really nsfw anime tiddy:

http://i.imgur.com/SN7WukZ.jpg

(this is real, by the way)

And

for anime vagina/pubis. I'm glad the internet was not around when I was a child. Though I was not the socially inept moron who would wear cartoon oval office tit shirts.

# ? Mar 15, 2016 01:25

Axeman Jim: Nov 21, 2010; The Canadians replied that they would rather ride a moose.

nerdz posted:

I'm pretty sure this is another pic of the "squarts" guy:

"I AM SUPER MUTANT!! I AM THE FUTURE!!"

# ? Mar 15, 2016 01:52

twistedmentat: Nov 21, 2003; Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

nerdz posted:

I'm pretty sure this is another pic of the "squarts" guy:

Did you ever want to know what it would be like to be some guys penis? Now you know.

You can't post Joyce without the source

http://zonicweb.net/badalbmcvrs/index.htm

Oh hey some more AUG from D&D

twistedmentat has a new favorite as of 03:01 on Mar 15, 2016

# ? Mar 15, 2016 02:56

T-man: Aug 22, 2010; Talk shit, get bzzzt.

change my name posted:

Linked for not really nsfw anime tiddy:

http://i.imgur.com/SN7WukZ.jpg

(this is real, by the way)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DfwJA0f0UTg

# ? Mar 15, 2016 02:59

Leave: Feb 7, 2012; Taking the term "Koopaling" to a whole new level since 2016.

Paul Squart: Squart Cop

# ? Mar 15, 2016 03:15

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# ? May 25, 2024 14:31

bossy lady: Jul 9, 1983

T-man posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DfwJA0f0UTg

Maybe I'm just getting old but man this was stupid. I got that hot embarrassed feeling watching it.

# ? Mar 15, 2016 03:20

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