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mrnoun posted:THE MADDNESSEST TRADE Confirmed!
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Super-League XX, Dynamo League Championship Series: Sindhi Sheikhs vs. RCMP : I'm not going to lie to you, Yoshida, there is nothing I want on this Earth than to do this series. : So, is that why we're doing it this way? : Hey, this is the second attempt! You should see the first attempt! And this one isn't my fault! I actually looked it up, and the first time that I did the Sheikhs against the RCMP in the DLCS, and that series had the exact same loving outcome as this one, the result was terrible! It involved pretending that DannoMack was plucky, and had heart. Canadians don't have hearts, Yoshida, they have a series of pumps in their chests that distributes ichor through their organs. : Wow, really? : It's true. Their body temperature is actually only 76 degrees too, which they try and cover up by using the metric system to distract people from the truth. You'll hear a lot of about converting to metric, but it's a smokescreen, Yoshida. : But DannoMack seemed like a real person. Not a great person, or even a good person, but he seemed real. : Yoshida, do I have to show you the ketchup chips again? I don't want to have to traumatize you again like that, but DannoMack sent me a bag, and that wasn't a gift, that was a threat. : So, how does that even work, though? How can you put ketchup on a chip? : Ketchup is just a mildly tomato-like sauce, and it's not like it would take a huge feat of food engineering to find a powder that tasted similar and then put that powder on the chip. Anyway, let's get this started. Introducing first, they are the reigning Tag Team Champions, and the reigning and defending Super-League and Omni-Title Champions. What more needs to be said about them, the Sindhi Sheikhs! And their opponents, they are from a magical land known as Canada where anything, besides Stanley Cups, can happen! The RCMP! Game 1: Sindhi Sheikhs @ RCMP (Series Tied 0-0) : Sheikhs up 3-1 in the bottom of the eighth, and everything looks under control. Dennis Eckersley on the mound, and he was a pretty good reliever, Yoshida. : Wasn't his most iconic moment giving up that home run to Kirk Gibson? : Yes, but, in fairness, he was on a lot of ill-fated playoff teams. Let's see, he was on the 1984 Cubs team that crapped out, on the A's Dynasty that won the series one year and lost every other year. Like, I mean, they lost to the 1990 Reds in the World Series! : That can't be blamed on Eck, it was a sweep! : The loss in the series? Maybe not, but it being a sweep? Eck did blow Game 2. Anyway, Speaker in to lead off the inning, and he hits a home run! It's 3-2 Sheikhs. : That's not good. : Riggs up, and he doubles! Ruth is next, and it's a weak grounder to the pitcher, but Eck throws it away! Riggs runs home to tie the game, Ruth to second! : I'm starting to think this game might not have a happy ending. : Boggs singles, and the RCMP have a 4-3 lead! Lou Gehrig doubles, and there are runners at second and third with no outs. And Sewell hits a hot shot to first, but it's a line out, and the runners will have to hold. That brings up Banks, and the Sheikhs are going to intentionally walk him. : That's an interesting strategy. It loads the bases and sets up a double play anywhere, but, on the other hand, as it brings up the pitcher's spot, it lets DannoMack bring in a pinch-hitter, in this case, Larry Walker. : Walker hits a hard grounder to second, but the only play is going to be at first base, another run scores. Hamilton comes to the plate, and he hits a single past Joe Morgan, another run scores, it's 6-3, and Tris Speaker comes up for the second time this inning, but he'll strike out. : So, the Sheikhs will need a comeback in the ninth, and that's going to be a problem. A lot of their best hitters are left-handed power hitters, and DannoMack has another Billy Wagner set to pitch this inning. Of course, the Sheikhs will start the inning with the bottom part of their order. : Earle Combs up first, and he'll fly out. Johnny Bench to the plate, a lot of discussion about him in the thread recently. : People have taken the position that he should have better plate discipline in the Super-League. Of course, the reality is that, even by the standard of his era, he didn't draw a ton of walks, he only was in the top ten of walks drawn in the National League twice in his career, and, outside of a few years in the middle of his career, he was only good for sixty walks a year or less. A lot of his value is tied up in hitting for power. : And he'll strike out on three straight pitches to bring the Sheikhs to the brink of destruction. The pitcher's spot is due up, the Sheikhs will need to bring in a pinch-hitter. They have, on the bench, Rafael Palmeiro, a left-hander, and Mike Schmidt, a right-hander, and the pitcher on the mound is Billy Wagner, a left-hander. : I think you have to go with Schmidt here. Palmeiro would be helpless against Wagner. : Palmeiro will be the pinch-hitter. And he strikes out on four pitches to end the game. : Not a good game for the Sheikhs. : I think that the Sheikhs simply can't afford to lose a lead late, because they are just not going to be able to come back against Wagner with the lineup they have. Too many left-handers willing to swing and miss, it's a problem. : Yeah, I know, I mean, we've been here before. Last time, it ended in a sweep. Game 2: Sindhi Sheikhs @ RCMP (RCMP Leads 1-0) : It's the eleventh inning, the Sheikhs blew another late lead, and it's 4-4 headed into the bottom of the eleventh. : The Sheikhs are definitely not a team that has really relied on their bullpen to do much of anything, and that's why they're putting Joe Sambito in a high-leverage spot like this one, it seems. : Tris Speaker starts things off with a single, and that brings up Babe Ruth, who will take a full count before drawing the walk. That brings up Riggs. : This has the potential to go very, very badly. Riggs isn't going to strike out, Tris Speaker is a very fast runner, and Riggs probably isn't going to hit it in the air either, so Sambito is going to have to be very careful, especially with no outs. : Riggs singles, Speaker around third, Tim Raines doesn't have a great arm, Speaker slides, easily safe, and the RCMP win another one late, and they have a 2-0 lead. : They say the series hasn't really started until someone wins a road game, but, for the Sheikhs, even if they hold serve on the road, they'll lose if they can't get it done in Toronto. : At this point, what do you do if you're the Sheikhs? : There's not a lot to be done. Their bullpen is what it is, and, other than that, the Sheikhs are outplaying the RCMP for the majority of these games, it's just that, when it gets to the later innings, things have fallen apart. Game 3: RCMP @ Sindhi Sheikhs (RCMP Leads 2-0) : Eighth inning, and, for the third time in three games, the Sheikhs have a lead headed into this inning. The first two times, they blew it, but they'll hope a 2-1 lead can get them through. : Hopefully, Eck won't blow it again. : Easy pop up from Hamilton, easy pop up from Ledesma, and Eckersley just has to deal with Killebrew to get out of the inning. Throws a challenge fastball, but Killebrew gets it, hits it into the outfield, and now Eckersley will have to face Tris Speaker. : That did not go great for him in Game One. : He'll give Speaker a walk, not quite an intentional one, but Eckersley doesn't walk guys on four pitches without some intent. That brings up Ruth. : I guess Eckersley's thinking is that Ruth is more likely to make an out, especially if Eckersley doesn't give up the walk. : Eckersley gets to 0-2, throws another fastball, but it's too far over the plate, and Ruth turns, swings, connects, and it's a three-run home run, the RCMP are up 4-2. : If the Sheikhs don't make a comeback, this is going to be a loss almost entirely created by their bullpen. : Riggs fouls out, and that's something. We'll head to the bottom of the eighth, and Raines leads things off with a single. That brings up Buck Leonard. : Your problem here is that the Sheikhs are bringing up a lot of left-handed power against Billy Wagner, it's not a match. : Buck Leonard grounds out, but advances the runner. MACHINE tries to get a hold of a fastball, but pops out, and that brings up Babe Ruth, still with a chance to tie the game with a home run of his own. But Wagner is not going to give him that chance, he'll walk Ruth to get to Joe Morgan. The Sheikhs don't like that matchup, and in comes Brian Downing as the pinch-hitter. And that, in turn, means that Wagner will walk Downing, and pitch to Frankie Frisch, and the Sheikhs will take out Frankie Frisch and bring in Paul Molitor who will weakly fly out. : That seemed excessive. : Top of the ninth, the Sheikhs are going to keep going with Eckersley. Joe Sewell leads things off, and hits a home run! It's 5-2 RCMP. : Oof. : But he'll work through the rest of the inning without trouble, and we'll head to the bottom of the ninth with the score 5-2. Once again, it will be the bottom of the order up against Wagner. : That means the pitcher's spot is due up, and let's hope we learned something since last time. : Combs up, and flies out. That brings up Johnny Bench, who gets fooled on a slider for the strikeout. Two gone, pitcher's spot due up. : Okay. So we know that Rafael Palmeiro can't hit power lefties well, and Mike Schmidt is on the bench, so we don't have to make another mistake! : Palmeiro will be the pinch-hitter. : Oh, come on! : And he'll strike out to end the game. : Can the Sheikhs come back? : I don't think so. : Oh, okay then. Game 4: RCMP @ Sindhi Sheikhs (RCMP Leads 3-0) : Hey, at least they didn't blow another late lead. : Just not good. : If you're the Sheikhs, what do you take away from this series? : I don't think there's a lot to take away. They've been swept by the RCMP before, back in Super-League XVII, and it was really just a minor setback. By the way, when you wrote that series, what did you do for it? : It was as bad as this, except quite a bit longer. Sweeps aren't that interesting to write about. Even in this series, where three of four games had late-inning drama, it was the same story over and over, the Sheikhs couldn't hold a lead, and then couldn't hit Billy Wagner. I don't know that it would have been that interesting to read about. It did remind me, though, that one year ago, I at least had more energy to try things. : If you're the RCMP, I think you take the Omni-Titles, and you pray that the Doom beat the Panderers, because this team struggled against the starting pitching of the Sheikhs, and I don't know that they'd really do a lot better against the Panderers, and at least the Doom are somewhat analagous to the Sheikhs. : And the Panderers would have home-field, so if the RCMP draws them, they're either going to need to dig up more offense, and Ledesma certainly isn't the answer, or something else, because they're not going to win another series this postseason due to the other team blowing three games in a row to open the series. But, then again, we'll see. : Is that it? : Huh? Yeah, that's the end of the update. : We're running way short. : Really? Then we'll have to go with Plan McLean! : Isn't that going a bit far? : Nonsense! We have no choice! Plan McLean, activate! Plan McLean posted:
: Smasher, I think you just broke the Super-League. : I know, Yoshida. God help me, I know. DannoMack Get me your DH lineups.
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# ? Nov 16, 2016 18:23 |
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Well that was completely the opposite of what I thought was gonna happen.
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# ? Nov 16, 2016 18:38 |
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Fantastic update despite the sweep. I dont know what it is that allows you to create such things, but you certainly got it.
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Smasher Dynamo posted:: Can the Sheikhs come back? Yoshida! Where is your boundless optimism? Where is your never-say-die-so-Smasher-can-be-gleeful-at-the-resulting-death attitude? I found this surprisingly saddening. (I found the fact that I just typed that to be even more saddening but that's neither here nor there) E: and now I'm mad! Fuckin' Canadians broke Yoshida! DivineCoffeeBinge fucked around with this message at 18:42 on Nov 16, 2016 |
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Oh no, my tag team partner! Yay, my countryman!
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# ? Nov 16, 2016 18:47 |
Bullpens Matter: The Series. The Mounties win three out of four through reliever trouble, and the Sheikhs were unable to score a single run off a Mounties reliever. That's impressive.
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# ? Nov 16, 2016 18:47 |
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It's just so beautiful. 😭 For those of you who want to sing along a few times, like I did, use this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGCVp73RjxQ
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# ? Nov 16, 2016 19:48 |
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Neat series. Always nice to see consequences for extreme deadballers needing the bullpen to save the day. Love the song lyrics Smasher! Now just make sure the Panderers won so we can watch me pummel DannoMack in the finals again. It's been too long.
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# ? Nov 16, 2016 21:02 |
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You won't have Dan Brouthers to hit his first ever fly ball longer than 100ft this time! But the people want a Gordie Howe Bridge series, Pander. The people want the Doom.
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# ? Nov 16, 2016 21:33 |
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DannoMack posted:You won't have Dan Brouthers to hit his first ever fly ball longer than 100ft this time! But the people want a Gordie Howe Bridge series, Pander. The people want the Doom. And if the Doom had pitchers, maybe the people would get the doom. But they don't. They have guys who throw the ball, and I have guys who will hit those balls until the heavens fall from the sky.
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# ? Nov 17, 2016 01:46 |
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The heavens will only fall when you knock them down and the only way to do that is with some MONSTER DINGSHOTS
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# ? Nov 17, 2016 01:55 |
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Yaya posted:The heavens will only fall when you knock them down and the only way to do that is with some MONSTER DINGSHOTS I'm pretty sure this was the plan in Xenogears. Then again, disc 2 kinda was a weird blur.
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# ? Nov 17, 2016 02:03 |
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EC Pick 'em: The Gauntlet, Round 4 Pick TWO! Berners and Atomic Bears
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# ? Nov 17, 2016 19:18 |
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FairGame posted:I'm pretty sure this was the plan in Xenogears. Citan Uzuki would be a really good center fielder I bet
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# ? Nov 17, 2016 19:21 |
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That song is so long. I remember a friend of mine was sick while doing some college radio so I told him to just play that song to kill time so he didn't have to talk anytime soon.
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# ? Nov 17, 2016 22:35 |
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Why are there so loving many of you. Maybe I really should cut down on the league size. But wait, then I would have to do more of these posts. gently caress! Team Statistics Like I said, your pitching had to get better from what they were doing at the start of the season. The Berners won 9 out of 10 against you to start this round, and that was that. And thus another team passes from this earth, mourned, maybe, by someone who could have been paying attention, or not. Post-dick Matt Harvey might still be pretty useful. EC Pick 'em: The Gauntlet, Round 5 Pick TWO! Burlington Berners Cuyahoga Flames State College Supernovas Zheleznogorsk Atomic Bears Ice To Meet You fucked around with this message at 14:24 on Nov 18, 2016 |
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Ice To Meet You posted:EC Pick 'em: The Gauntlet, Round 5 Berners Wagner
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# ? Nov 18, 2016 05:34 |
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So.umm the flames and bonus Wagner got flipped from the gaunlet rounds post mcfreeze made https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3499603&perpage=40&pagenumber=1263#post466066391
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# ? Nov 18, 2016 05:39 |
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shepard.shouldgo posted:So.umm the flames and bonus Wagner got flipped from the gaunlet rounds post mcfreeze made That appears to be true. I blame my blinding rage.
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# ? Nov 18, 2016 05:40 |
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e: disregard this post. I will make my pick me for next round when I'm more coherent.
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# ? Nov 18, 2016 05:42 |
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Berners Flames
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Ice To Meet You posted:That appears to be true. I blame my blinding rage. Your edited post has now removed the State College Supernovas. Please control your rage, everybody is dying.
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# ? Nov 18, 2016 06:50 |
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Yaya posted:Your edited post has now removed the State College Supernovas. Please control your rage, everybody is dying. im going to assume that State College Supernovas are Penn State related and just throw out a "Wow, tough life"
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# ? Nov 18, 2016 06:59 |
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Well, this round bodes well for my team's survival, I guess. Is there a settled number of rounds the Gauntlet is lasting?
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# ? Nov 18, 2016 08:18 |
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EC Pick 'em: The Gauntlet, Round 5 Pick TWO! Burlington Berners Cuyahoga Flames Zheleznogorsk Atomic Bears
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Team Name: State College Supernovas Completely neutral stadium Lineups vs RHP 1.. Dan Brouthers, 1B 2. Jesse Burkett, RF 3. Jake Stenzel, CF 4. George Brett, 3B 5. Rod Carew, 2B 6. Al Simmons, LF 7. Lance Berkman, DH 8. Buddy Myer, SS 9. Gabby Hartnett, C Lineups vs. LHP 1.. Dan Brouthers, 1B 2. Jesse Burkett, RF 3. Jake Stenzel, CF 4. George Brett, 3B 5. Bill Madlock, 2B 6. Kiki Cuyler, LF 7. Lance Berkman, DH 8. Luke Appling, SS 9. Gabby Hartnett, C Pitching Rotation: SP1: Cy Young SP2: Jack Powell SP3: Tom Seaver SP4: Juan Marichal SP5: Dutch Leonard Bullpen CL: Seung-Hwan Oh SU: Kevin Siegrist SR: Sparky Lyle SR: Jeff Nelson MR: Byrn Smith LR: Mike Gonzalez Bench: Johnny Bench Riggs Stephenson Platoon Partners Minors Seth Maness Yadier Molina Thornton Lee Pete Rose Goose Goslin Nig Cuppy Jonathan Broxton burkeje01,1899,,,,Jesse,Burkett stenzja01,1899,,,,Jake,Stenzel youngcy01,1899,,,,Cy,Young powelja01,1899,,,,Jack,Powell cuppyni01,1899,,,,Nig,Cuppy stephri,1932,,,,Riggs,Stephenson benchjo01,1974,,,,Johnny,Bench berkmla01,2010,,,,Lance,Berkman leeth01,1941,,,,Thornton,Lee rosepe01,1974,,,,Pete,Rose broutda01,1890,,,,Dan,Brouthers myerbu01,1927,,,,Buddy,Myer maricju01,1971,,,,Juan,Marichal gosligo01,1938,,,,Goose,Goslin applilu01,1941,,,,Luke,Appling leonadu02,1938,,,,Dutch,Leonard simmoal01,1938,,,,Al,Simmons seaveto01,1977,,,,Tom,Seaver madlobi01,1983,,,,Bill,Madlock brettge01,1986,,,,George,Brett ohse01,2016,,,,Seung Hwan,Oh siegrke01,2016,,,,Kevin,Siegrist manesse01,2016,,,,Seth,Maness broxtjo01,2016,,,,Jonathan,Broxton smithbr01,1983,,,,Bryn,Smith lylesp01,1977,,,,Sparky,Lyle molinya01,2016,,,,Yadier,Molina carewro01,1975,,,,Rod,Carew smoltjo01, 2002,,,,John,Smoltz hartnga01,1932,,,,Gabby,Hartnett nelsoje01,1998,,,,Jeff,Nelson cuyleki01,1932,,,, Kiki,Cuyler gonzami02, 2003,,,,Mike,Gonzalez Sliders 0s all around [/quote]
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# ? Nov 18, 2016 14:55 |
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Pours out a 40 for my departed tag team partner.
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# ? Nov 18, 2016 14:59 |
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Super-League XX, Smasher League Championship Series: Khartoum Doom vs. Portland Panderers The following contest, scheduled for the best four of seven games, is for the Smasher League Championship. The winner will face the RCMP in the Super-League XX Finals. Introducing first, the former two-time Tag Team Champions, the reigning six-time Mark Bellhorn Division Champions, and the reigning and defending Interim European Champions, they are the home of Slug Lyfe, the most dominant faction in all of the Super-League. Ladies and gentlemen, the Khartoum Doom! And their opponents, they are the two-time Senor Goodtimes Division Champions, and the holder of the best record in Super-League XX. From Portland, Oregon, which Pander would like you to know is much better than all of your home towns, except for kensei, for happens to also live in the area, these are the Portland Panderers Pander posted:
Box Scores Pander! -Get me your no-DH lineups. -Juan Marichal is healthy. Pick 'em: Finals Pick the Winner, Number of Games (Best of Seven), and Score of Final Game Note: The Panderers have home-field advantage RCMP vs. Portland Panderers
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Pick 'em: Finals Pick the Winner, Number of Games (Best of Seven), and Score of Final Game Note: The Panderers have home-field advantage RCMP vs. Portland Panderers - 6 games, 9-6 EDIT: This update's reading has taught me that Pander is the Ayn Rand of the Super-League. DivineCoffeeBinge fucked around with this message at 15:19 on Nov 18, 2016 |
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How is my rotation, rest wise?
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# ? Nov 18, 2016 15:19 |
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Since both teams ended their series quickly, neither the RCMP nor Panderers have any tired pitchers. They can each use whatever rotations they like.
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# ? Nov 18, 2016 15:33 |
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how come my themes are always 90s era craprock?
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# ? Nov 18, 2016 15:34 |
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Good lord, smugPander self-help is rapidly approaching my favorite of all the recurring Super League recap themes. Also I guess the Nationals weren't missing much in 2012 and 2016 with Strasburg off the roster. That went really badly Gauntlet Round 5 Pick 'Em: Flames and Supernovas Super League Finals Pick 'Em: Panderers in 5, 7-3 drat You Yet Again, DivineCoffeeBinge Pick 'Em: You are literally beating me by 1 point so even though I think the series is going to go 6 games, I have to do something different. Oh, and some other people are also in the running in the unlikely event they get the final score right. Might as well try!
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Finished the writeup while waiting for the base to open. Poor mentholheap Love the writeup. Shame the series was such a low-drama affair, the final scoring differential was 39-11, wow. Lineup vs Both - No DH edition 2B Collins RF Waner LF Burkett SS Cronin 1B Mauer C Bubbles 3B Traynor CF Roush <PITCHER> Rotation G1 Kershaw G2 Fernandez G3 Hamels G4 Marichal Mopup: Randy Same relievers as before.
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# ? Nov 18, 2016 16:04 |
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I think I have a decent process, but I'd be willing to bet everyone does. I'm not entirely satisfied with my pitcher evaluation, but it seems like there's not a lot of room to find a diamond in the rough deadball pitcher at this point since that formula appears solved. There's a theoretical hidden value but I'm not sure any actual existing pitchers followed it. Reliever evaluation feels almost totally arbitrary for my team and stadium other than "as few walks and as high a ground ball percent as possible." I wonder if a sinker baller would secretly be a good converted reliever for me. Also I might be wanting to move on from Edgar Martinez and Goose Goslin, depending on what I can do to improve the left side of my infield defense and out field defense. Also prime Nap is available, have some guys like prime Larry Walker, Ellis Burks, good aged Yaz all sitting around and a Zack Wheat sitting around to fulfill your stupid speed and contact dreams. Also there's the subject of Old Stan, but I sort of want to see that play out. But I'm always open to negotiation. I'd like to get a Yount or Waner, but there are a couple guys I think are interesting and there may be people I don't know about? Mostly looking for SS/3B defense and some outfield defense, ground ball relievers. Maybe package some better stuff together for an elite starting pitcher? Pretty much anyone on my team is conditionally available for a reasonable price other than Ruth or Whitaker.
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Pick the Winner, Number of Games (Best of Seven), and Score of Final Game Note: The Panderers have home-field advantage RCMP vs. Portland Panderer Panderers in 5, 9-4
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FairGame posted:drat You Yet Again, DivineCoffeeBinge Pick 'Em: You are literally beating me by 1 point so even though I think the series is going to go 6 games, I have to do something different. Oh, and some other people are also in the running in the unlikely event they get the final score right. Might as well try! Well, you don't have to; you can still beat me with better Gauntlet picks even if we make the exact same guesses for the SL championships.
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# ? Nov 18, 2016 16:39 |
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Pander posted:how come my themes are always 90s era craprock? The Panderers are a soul-crushing team in a pretty literal sense, they must be presaged by music that also crushes the soul.
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Ha ha, Pander lost a game to a .500 team, what a failure.
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