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TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

Eau de MacGowan posted:

imagine getting paid barcelona wages to play fifa

:hmmyes:

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African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

Breath Ray posted:

tbf i think it must be very difficult to be a muslim footballer becuae you cant do the usual laddish stuff like drinking or betting. you can only do stuff explicitly allowed in the koran like playing fifa career mode with 45 minute halves and trafficking vulnerable young women from across the maghreb

Lol

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY
Gazza has been charged with sexually assaulting a woman on a train.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

blue footed boobie posted:

Gazza has been charged with sexually assaulting a woman on a train.

Messi: “Is the train ok?”

Sneaks McDevious
Jul 29, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

blue footed boobie posted:

Gazza has been charged with sexually assaulting a woman on a train.

:smith: Gazza....

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL

Shrapnig posted:

Messi: “Train... :downs:

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



https://twitter.com/NurseryInnFC/status/1066708021982765056?s=20

vivisectvnv
Aug 5, 2003

Breath Ray posted:

tbf i think it must be very difficult to be a muslim footballer becuae you cant do the usual laddish stuff like drinking or betting. you can only do stuff explicitly allowed in the koran like playing fifa career mode with 45 minute halves and trafficking vulnerable young women from across the maghreb

breath ray please post more, why so infrequent?

Healbot
Jul 7, 2006

very very very fucjable
very vywr very



:laffo:

funkybottoms
Oct 28, 2010

Funky Bottoms is a land man

that's amazing

Bacon Terrorist
May 7, 2010

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022
They seem to be a bantertastic club like Heybridge FC or whatever they're called.

Nucken Futz
Oct 30, 2010

by Reene
I am now an Official Supporter of the Nursery Inn FC, est 2016.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe

Nucken Futz posted:

I am now an Official Supporter of the Nursery Inn FC, est 2016.

Hell,

same

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

Nucken Futz posted:

I am now an Official Supporter of the Nursery Inn FC, est 2016.

You and Adam Johnson.

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL

Bobby Digital posted:

You and Adam Johnson.

Yowzers!

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


Bobby Digital posted:

You and Adam Johnson.

NinpoEspiritoSanto
Oct 22, 2013




Bobby Digital posted:

You and Adam Johnson.

mackintosh
Aug 18, 2007


Semper Fidelis Poloniae

Bobby Digital posted:

You and Adam Johnson.

:vince:

stab
Feb 12, 2003

To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Bobby Digital posted:

You and Adam Johnson.

Oooh that's a fine one this one is

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY

Bobby Digital posted:

You and Adam Johnson.

Phwoar

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Bobby Digital posted:

You and Adam Johnson.

:captainpop::chanpop:

EAT FASTER!!!!!!
Sep 21, 2002

Legendary.


:hampants::hampants::hampants:

Bobby Digital posted:

You and Adam Johnson.

Top banter, this.

jre
Sep 2, 2011

To the cloud ?



Bobby Digital posted:

You and Adam Johnson.

Welp

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005




She has a name

nutri_void
Apr 18, 2015

I shall devour your soul.
Grimey Drawer

Bobby Digital posted:

You and Adam Johnson.

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

Bobby Digital posted:

You and Adam Johnson.

That’s class

funkybottoms
Oct 28, 2010

Funky Bottoms is a land man

Bape Culture posted:

That’s class

lol

Breath Ray
Nov 19, 2010

vivisectvnv posted:

breath ray please post more, why so infrequent?

anything going on with the russian league? and what are you wearing today?

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

Bape Culture posted:

That’s class

Lol

Syncopated
Oct 21, 2010

Bape Culture posted:

That’s class

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.

Bape Culture posted:

That’s class

vivisectvnv
Aug 5, 2003

Breath Ray posted:

anything going on with the russian league? and what are you wearing today?
green and blue flannel, grey u-neck, black jeans all uniqlo
black(with white stripes and black laces) adidas neo-racers

zenit has hit a somewhat rough patch, but have leveled out a bit
krasnodar are playing some beautiful attacking football right now and could threaten zenit to win the league after the winter break, жидкий футбол some would say

Brony Car
May 22, 2014

by Cyrano4747
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2H7qqKjVVQ

When did the rape allegations happen again? Maybe they should be searching for an English kid.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
Ronaldo is finally going to plead guilty in his Spanish tax fraud case over image rights, and will get a 2 year suspended prison sentence.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Suspended how? Is this like a "well you have too much money to send to prison" thing? Would he see any of those 2 years?

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

Soulex posted:

Suspended how? Is this like a "well you have too much money to send to prison" thing? Would he see any of those 2 years?

A suspended sentence is like being on probation in America. As long as he doesn't commit any crimes during this time he's fine. I think in Spain most, it not all, civil sentences are suspended.

Shroud
May 11, 2009

Gigi Galli posted:

A suspended sentence is like being on probation in America. As long as he doesn't commit any crimes during this time he's fine. I think in Spain most, it not all, civil sentences are suspended.

I think I heard that if the sentence is 2 years or less, the court can make it a suspended sentence. Didn't the same thing (and judgement) happen to Messi?

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Shroud posted:

I think I heard that if the sentence is 2 years or less, the court can make it a suspended sentence. Didn't the same thing (and judgement) happen to Messi?

Messi and a dozen other players.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Shrapnig posted:

Messi and a dozen other players.

Mrs. Pique has also been charged with tax evasion. I wonder who she got her legal advice from...

https://www.theguardian.com/music/2018/dec/14/shakira-charged-with-tax-evasion-in-spain

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Bea Nanner
Oct 20, 2003

Je suis excité!
i thought shaqira played for liverpool

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