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mrnoun
Jul 24, 2007

FairGame posted:

The Macy's Thanksgiving Day Pa-Trade!

Modern Love sends:
Pick 10
1993 Dave "MegaDan" Magadan
1983 Jeff Lahti
1995 Fernand Vina

Luna Landers send:
2003 Billy Wagner
1986 Roger Clemens


To correct the age, since we both got it wrong, it's 1993 Fernando Vina.

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mrnoun
Jul 24, 2007
LET THE TRADE BLOOD FLOW

Landers send:

Pick #10


Jobbers send:
1938 Joe DiMaggio
1946 Cecil Travis
1987 Tim Burke
1976 Burt Hooton
1956 Elston Howard
1940 Bob Elliott

Armitage
Aug 16, 2005

"Mathman's not here." "Oh? Where is he?" "He's in the Mathroom."

mrnoun posted:

LET THE TRADE BLOOD FLOW

Landers send:

Pick #10


Jobbers send:
1938 Joe DiMaggio
1946 Cecil Travis
1987 Tim Burke
1976 Burt Hooton
1956 Elston Howard
1940 Bob Elliott

Confirmed!

Andy Waltfeld
Dec 18, 2009
Christ, Armitage, he said "let the trade blood flow" not "let the trade blood gush all over the place like a fire hose"

DannoMack
Aug 1, 2003

i love it when you call me big poppa
Hooton & Burke are always together. They sound like a vaudeville act.

Armitage
Aug 16, 2005

"Mathman's not here." "Oh? Where is he?" "He's in the Mathroom."

Andy Waltfeld posted:

Christ, Armitage, he said "let the trade blood flow" not "let the trade blood gush all over the place like a fire hose"

That's the true meaning of Trade Madness!

Pander
Oct 9, 2007

Fear is the glue that holds society together. It's what makes people suppress their worst impulses. Fear is power.

And at the end of fear, oblivion.



Craig K posted:

scientists trading block

bernhbi01,1902,30,bill,bernhard
derripa01,1943,36,paul,derringer
perryga01,1973,34,gaylord,perry
bunniji01,1955,23,jim,bunning
sadecra01,1971,30,ray,sadecki
carrocl02,1970,28,clay,carroll
spahnwa01,1949,27,warren,spahn
reedad01,2013,24,addison,reed
hraboal01,1975,25,al,hrabosky
jacksmi02,1991,26,mike,jackson
anderla02,1990,36,larry,andersen
burgmto01,1975,31,tom,burgmeier
roberro01,1948,21,robin,roberts
rixeyep01,1913,21,eppa,rixey
aaronha01,1959,25,hank,aaron
biggicr01,1990,24,craig,biggio
kellge01,1952,29,george,kell
henderi01,1982,23,rickey,henderson
gracema01,1996,31,mark,grace
broutda01,1895,36,dan,brouthers
bishoma01,1929,29,max,bishop
larkiba01,1995,30,barry,larkin
dimagjo01,1936,21,joe,dimaggio

WANT:
picks, relievers, a catcher better than ted simmons, a better 3bman than george kell

Interested in Reed. Not sure what you'd want back.

Smasher Dynamo
Oct 16, 2008

Eternal Commissioner of the Super League. A new avatar. A new age, of the same old embittered Smasher that failed to escape the bonds of the SL, FM3, Johnny Hopp and Eri Yoshida "The Knuckle Princess". "The flames of Smasher's ire scorch the skies... Igniting St. Bellhorn's funeral pyre."
You get special happiness bonus points if you compile a list of all the entries for me.

Pash
Sep 10, 2009

The First of the Adorable Dead

Smasher Dynamo posted:

You get special happiness bonus points if you compile a list of all the entries for me.

Because I was apparently never able to bring myself to write/do anything for this, my Make Smasher Happy Entry: Will be that I will not complain about Big Oh! this next season. Thanks!

Pander
Oct 9, 2007

Fear is the glue that holds society together. It's what makes people suppress their worst impulses. Fear is power.

And at the end of fear, oblivion.



Smasher Dynamo posted:

You get special happiness bonus points if you compile a list of all the entries for me.

The only one worth mentioning was the one that gave you the relief knowing you wouldn't have to do an extra update after the season ended.

That and the arabian nights one mrnoun did.

mentholmoose
Nov 5, 2009

YKNOW THERES ONLY ONE DIRECTION I KNOW AND THATS DRIVIN STRAIGHT TO THE NET
Entries (in the order I found them):

Milt Thompson
FairGame
mrnoun
kw0134
mentholmoose
Poor Yaya
shepard.shouldgo
DannoMack
TheFlyingLlama
DIvineCoffeeBinge
Pash

I might have missed one, but that only means whoever I missed should have made their entry more visible.

Ginge
Sep 8, 2011

Well, Chippy is already my favourite character!
Sorry FairGame, I'd have taken that trade if you hadn't proposed it at 2am BST :(.

FairGame
Jul 24, 2001

Der Kommander

gingemidget posted:

Sorry FairGame, I'd have taken that trade if you hadn't proposed it at 2am BST :(.

Nothing to apologize for; not your fault we're in vastly different time zones.

I'd still like both players if there's something you can think of that gets that done!

FairGame
Jul 24, 2001

Der Kommander

Also making it official:

MODERN LOVE SENDS
Pick 82

MEXICO CITY MEXICUTIONERS SEND
1995 Ellis Burks
2004 Victor Martinez

Craig K
Nov 10, 2016

puck

Pander posted:

Interested in Reed. Not sure what you'd want back.


Relievers and apparently he's pretty good so I'd prefer to try him out for a few months (news to me, I wasn't impressed by his ratings)

rabidsquid
Oct 11, 2004

LOVES THE KOG


FairGame posted:

Also making it official:

MODERN LOVE SENDS
Pick 82

MEXICO CITY MEXICUTIONERS SEND
1995 Ellis Burks
2004 Victor Martinez

confirmed

tatankatonk
Nov 4, 2011

Pitching is the art of instilling fear.
I need to get in on this trade madness...

Craig K
Nov 10, 2016

puck

Craig K posted:

scientists trading block

bernhbi01,1902,30,bill,bernhard
derripa01,1943,36,paul,derringer
perryga01,1973,34,gaylord,perry
bunniji01,1955,23,jim,bunning
sadecra01,1971,30,ray,sadecki
carrocl02,1970,28,clay,carroll
spahnwa01,1949,27,warren,spahn
hraboal01,1975,25,al,hrabosky
jacksmi02,1991,26,mike,jackson
anderla02,1990,36,larry,andersen
burgmto01,1975,31,tom,burgmeier
roberro01,1948,21,robin,roberts
rixeyep01,1913,21,eppa,rixey
aaronha01,1959,25,hank,aaron
biggicr01,1990,24,craig,biggio
henderi01,1982,23,rickey,henderson
gracema01,1996,31,mark,grace
broutda01,1895,36,dan,brouthers
bishoma01,1929,29,max,bishop
larkiba01,1995,30,barry,larkin
dimagjo01,1936,21,joe,dimaggio

WANT:
picks, relievers
UPDATED

rabidsquid
Oct 11, 2004

LOVES THE KOG


if you could throw in a couple more players i'd trade my yaz for that aaron

Craig K
Nov 10, 2016

puck
I have more than enough outfielders :|

Ice To Meet You
Mar 5, 2007


Can I trade Ted Williams for all of these?

Craig K
Nov 10, 2016

puck
See above post McFreeze

FairGame
Jul 24, 2001

Der Kommander

Folks,

I have two picks remaining.

I want:
A second baseman (preferably Ryne Sandberg)
2 good bullpenners (ideally one with the endurance to be a MR. Like say John Smoltz.)

That's it.

I have a second and third round pick. I can move good-not-dominant bullpen pieces like Worrell and Nelson in a deal too possibly.

DannoMack
Aug 1, 2003

i love it when you call me big poppa

FairGame posted:

Folks,

I have two picks remaining.

I want:
A second baseman (preferably Ryne Sandberg)
2 good bullpenners (ideally one with the endurance to be a MR. Like say John Smoltz.)

That's it.

I have a second and third round pick. I can move good-not-dominant bullpen pieces like Worrell and Nelson in a deal too possibly.

Would you like 1992 Bryn Smith and/or the 1987 version of the best middle reliever of all time Mark Eichhorn?

Monathin
Sep 1, 2011

?????????
?

FairGame posted:

Folks,

I have two picks remaining.

I want:
A second baseman (preferably Ryne Sandberg)
2 good bullpenners (ideally one with the endurance to be a MR. Like say John Smoltz.)

That's it.

I have a second and third round pick. I can move good-not-dominant bullpen pieces like Worrell and Nelson in a deal too possibly.

I can offer Pedro Borbon and/or Dr. Mike Marshall, but I'd like to see a bullpen piece coming back.

Pander
Oct 9, 2007

Fear is the glue that holds society together. It's what makes people suppress their worst impulses. Fear is power.

And at the end of fear, oblivion.



Monathin posted:

I can offer Pedro Borbon and/or Dr. Mike Marshall, but I'd like to see a bullpen piece coming back.

quaker: Is 2016 arrieta moveable? I don't know what you'd want off my team, and I don't think I'd spend either of my two picks on him, but I do have interest.

tatankatonk
Nov 4, 2011

Pitching is the art of instilling fear.

Pander posted:

quaker: Is 2016 arrieta moveable? I don't know what you'd want off my team, and I don't think I'd spend either of my two picks on him, but I do have interest.

Check back with me a couple of weeks into next season: i want to see how he does in my new stadium, but if he craps out again sure you can have him for one of those fungible padres relievers you have or whatever

FairGame
Jul 24, 2001

Der Kommander

DannoMack posted:

Would you like 1992 Bryn Smith and/or the 1987 version of the best middle reliever of all time Mark Eichhorn?

No thanks. Eichhorn's fun, but as a groundball-heavy reliever he said better off with another team. I think Jeff Nelson is better for my current squad.


Monathin posted:

I can offer Pedro Borbon and/or Dr. Mike Marshall, but I'd like to see a bullpen piece coming back.

I love Dr. Mike Marshall, but he unfortunately didn't pitch effectively into the 80s. Damnable Inverted W and/or age and/or overuse.

Monathin
Sep 1, 2011

?????????
?

FairGame posted:

No thanks. Eichhorn's fun, but as a groundball-heavy reliever he said better off with another team. I think Jeff Nelson is better for my current squad.


I love Dr. Mike Marshall, but he unfortunately didn't pitch effectively into the 80s. Damnable Inverted W and/or age and/or overuse.

This would be 73 Marshall, unless you meant "didn't pitch well until the 80s"

Monathin
Sep 1, 2011

?????????
?

TRADE MADNESS

Houston Hol Horses send:
1st Round Super Draft Pick
1891 Charles Fredrick King
1935 Wally Berger

Royal Canadian Mountain Police send:
1915 Walter Johnson

DannoMack
Aug 1, 2003

i love it when you call me big poppa

Monathin posted:

TRADE MADNESS

Houston Hol Horses send:
1st Round Super Draft Pick
1891 Charles Fredrick King
1935 Wally Berger

Royal Canadian Mountain Police send:
1915 Walter Johnson

Deal.

Yaya
Nov 14, 2012

vancloober cablucks
Monathin acquires Silver King for what ended up being Walter Johnson, trades Silver King for Walter Johnson

DannoMack
Aug 1, 2003

i love it when you call me big poppa

Craig K posted:

scientists trading block

bernhbi01,1902,30,bill,bernhard
derripa01,1943,36,paul,derringer
perryga01,1973,34,gaylord,perry
bunniji01,1955,23,jim,bunning
sadecra01,1971,30,ray,sadecki
carrocl02,1970,28,clay,carroll
spahnwa01,1949,27,warren,spahn
reedad01,2013,24,addison,reed
hraboal01,1975,25,al,hrabosky
jacksmi02,1991,26,mike,jackson
anderla02,1990,36,larry,andersen
burgmto01,1975,31,tom,burgmeier
roberro01,1948,21,robin,roberts
rixeyep01,1913,21,eppa,rixey
biggicr01,1990,24,craig,biggio
henderi01,1982,23,rickey,henderson
gracema01,1996,31,mark,grace
broutda01,1895,36,dan,brouthers
bishoma01,1929,29,max,bishop
larkiba01,1995,30,barry,larkin

WANT:
picks,

do SD picks count?

Monathin
Sep 1, 2011

?????????
?

Yaya posted:

Monathin acquires Silver King for what ended up being Walter Johnson, trades Silver King for Walter Johnson

It all cycles back.

Yaya
Nov 14, 2012

vancloober cablucks
Wait what the hell that's my Wally Berger, too!

Danno!!!

Robert Deadford
Mar 1, 2008
Ultra Carp
Continuing in my attempts to Make Smasher Happy:

In which Marauder finds the Ruins not to his taste, flips out and kills a dude

Guest starring McFreeze, Monathin and Pander.

mentholmoose
Nov 5, 2009

YKNOW THERES ONLY ONE DIRECTION I KNOW AND THATS DRIVIN STRAIGHT TO THE NET
Can I get a first round Super-Draft Pick for my Walter Johnson? I won't even ask for anything else in return.

Robert Deadford
Mar 1, 2008
Ultra Carp
What year Walter Johnson? 1922 Walter Johnson, age 34? Hmmm....

Robert Deadford fucked around with this message at 16:29 on Nov 25, 2016

tadashi
Feb 20, 2006

Blues pick Pete Alexander '21

Armitage is up

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Armitage
Aug 16, 2005

"Mathman's not here." "Oh? Where is he?" "He's in the Mathroom."

tadashi posted:

Blues pick Pete Alexander '21

Armitage is up

Fine!

I'll pick Pete Alexander '22 then!

It's time for DivineCoffeeBinge's prize to be revealed. Then he picks again!

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