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another day working at the Birch Aquarium. everyone wants to gently caress the fish. buddy, they won't even let me gently caress it
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DC Murderverse posted:Woody Harrelson and James Franco are my current picks for the Best Actor oscars this year so far, although I'm really hoping The Shape of Water has a top tier Coffee And Pie posted:We went to the movies, and we thought it would be fun, you know, to see The Shape of Water. Everybody says you gotta check it out. And... it's a woman loving a fish. We get there and we think it's gonna be awesome and... it is not as cool as it sounds like it's gonna be. It's kinda gross. Oh man. I thought it was going to be more of an implied thing and not a straight up "She fucks that fish man." movie. I'm entirely too amused with this. banned from Starbucks posted:Why all the arthouse pretense when your movies about a girl loving a fish Are you sure that's not the prequel? I feel like the girl loving a fish is how we got the fish man in the first place.
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Coffee And Pie posted:We went to the movies, and we thought it would be fun, you know, to see The Shape of Water. Everybody says you gotta check it out. And... it's a woman loving a fish. We get there and we think it's gonna be awesome and... it is not as cool as it sounds like it's gonna be. It's kinda gross. You think "A woman loving a fish" and you get there and... it's a woman loving a fish. I had an inverse experience recently watching the movie Teeth when I was bored out of my mind. I went into it expecting a movie that's about a girl who has a mutation that acts basically like the vagina dentata myth of old, and was completely onboard with it just being an excuse to have terrible men losing their junk. Sure, it was that, but there's a surprising amount of depth in the film. You've got minor throughlines about living near nuclear power plants, dysfunctional families, fundamentalism vs secular teachings, how sex ed is taught (and how it's not taught), dealing with your developing sexuality in a vacuum and how within a religious context, and a bunch of other little things that I did not expect a netflix horror movie about vagina dentata to bother with.
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I was going to change the words to the chorus of Under the Sea to be about a lady loving a fish man but it already kinda sounds that way.quote:Under the sea
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I can't wait to see how many people leave the theater when sally Hawkins parties down on that fish dick
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fish dick was very funny and the audience reaction was lit. 9/10
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penismightier posted:I can't even believe I have to say this:
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I want to share a film with all of you. A couple years ago, my girlfriend and I dug through Netflix to see what kind of stuff was buried far from our recommendations. We briefly got into watching black Christian comedies full of marriage advice, of which there are many. One of these movies is The Marriage Chronicles. It's about three couples that are invited to a retreat where they learn to communicate and connect. There are some arguments, some adventures, and a lot of heartfelt talks. It used to be on Netflix but is now on Youtube. You can watch it right here. I invite everyone to do so right away. Don't skip ahead. You're going to wonder why I asked you watch this, but it's all worth it at the end. Enjoy!
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FactsAreUseless posted:I want to share a film with all of you. A couple years ago, my girlfriend and I dug through Netflix to see what kind of stuff was buried far from our recommendations. We briefly got into watching black Christian comedies full of marriage advice, of which there are many. oh god, we watched that a year or so ago, it's... it's something.
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Was hoping for The Shape of Water, but it's not playing nearby. Since it's my birthday and I get to force people to watch whatever I want, should I pick Lady Bird or The Disaster Artist?
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GonSmithe posted:There are literally folk tales and legends in every culture about loving mermaids, but oh no, can't have someone want to gently caress a merman In October Lifetime had a movie that was this - http://www.mylifetime.com/movies/sea-change
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Happy 101st birthday, Kirk Douglas.
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Detective No. 27 posted:Happy 101st birthday, Kirk Douglas. Fuckin a, he's STILL around? Good on ya Kirk.
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The remastered Spartacus blu-ray had a then-new interview (from 2014) and he was sharp as a tack, despite his post-stroke speech problem. Best part was him poo poo-talking Kubrick.
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Detective No. 27 posted:Happy 101st birthday, Kirk Douglas. drat, happy bday to the naked fight scene king
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The year Kirk Douglas was born the Ottoman empire was still around, the very last stagecoach robbery heralded the end of the Wild West, and sliced bread was still over a decade away. Dude is old.
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CelticPredator posted:What does he eat? Out, if he's anything like his son.
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Egbert Souse posted:. Best part was him poo poo-talking Kubrick. That Dick What'd he say?
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CelticPredator posted:What does he eat? 
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Losing it. unrelated edits: The Accountant is really far too tepid for a mockbuster rip-off of John Wick with elements of Forrest Gump. K. Waste fucked around with this message at 22:05 on Dec 10, 2017 |
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FreudianSlippers posted:The year Kirk Douglas was born the Ottoman empire was still around, the very last stagecoach robbery heralded the end of the Wild West, and sliced bread was still over a decade away. He's had to buy a lot of different musical formats.
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Steve Yun posted:Oh, what did he say? I thought he brought on Kubrick He and Kubrick fought over the direction of the picture. Kubrick was used to full creative control (since he produced his first four films), while Douglas was the producer this time. They solved their differences by going to therapy together.
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El Gallinero Gros posted:He's had to buy a lot of different musical formats. "Pffff...My Little Bimbo Down On A Bamboo Isle sounds so much better on magnetic wire than on gramophone. You kids wouldn't understand"
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Egbert Souse posted:He and Kubrick fought over the direction of the picture. Kubrick was used to full creative control (since he produced his first four films), while Douglas was the producer this time. They solved their differences by going to therapy together. LOL, I vaguely remember Douglas firing the director and bringing on Kubrick because he wanted a yes man. I don't recall reading about any friction between the two but I always wondered about it. Any specific things he said about Kubrick?
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Bought some cheapo led lights from Costco. They're decently bright and very portable since they're remote controlled and battery powered and you can mount them anywhere with double sided tape. Did some test shots with my cats on my low quality phone camera:   Wanna write a short entirely around using colored Mario Bava style lighting. FreudianSlippers fucked around with this message at 23:58 on Dec 10, 2017 |
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It's harder than you think. Unless you have money! I had trouble doing mine. The lights I had were kinda bright but not super bright enough,.
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These are five in a set. If I buy two more sets I can stick each set together as one light and have 3 semi-powerful lights for three point lighting. Maybe, possibly.
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It might work. I think my problem was, now that I think about it, was I didn't have enough lamps for the bulbs. So I could only move around 2 or 3 lights at a time, and the rest had to be fixed to a place.
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K. Waste posted:unrelated edits: The Accountant is really far too tepid for a mockbuster rip-off of John Wick with elements of Forrest Gump. When I say it's a bizarrely ill-conceived movie, that makes it sound like there's anything fun or remotely interesting about it, but it's really not the case. I mean, a movie about an autistic savant accountant who is also a vigilante murder machine who funnels his hidden wealth through a special needs school which houses his profoundly autistic friend who talks to him through a computer and provides him intel on his missions, who is being hunted by his mercenary brother AND ALSO there's a subplot about cops who are hunting him BUT REALLY aiding him in a conspiracy sounds like it should at least be fun, right? Right?
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Baron von Eevl posted:When I say it's a bizarrely ill-conceived movie, that makes it sound like there's anything fun or remotely interesting about it, but it's really not the case. I mean, a movie about an autistic savant accountant who is also a vigilante murder machine who funnels his hidden wealth through a special needs school which houses his profoundly autistic friend who talks to him through a computer and provides him intel on his missions, who is being hunted by his mercenary brother AND ALSO there's a subplot about cops who are hunting him BUT REALLY aiding him in a conspiracy sounds like it should at least be fun, right? Right? It made me realize how I've put off seeing that autistic Zen warrior movie Chocolate for way too long.
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I remember Chocolate being okay, nothing terribly special. Like it feels a little bit impressive in its cheapness, but it never really hits any high notes.
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LesterGroans posted:Was hoping for The Shape of Water, but it's not playing nearby. Apparently it's going wide on the 22nd. And hard. And slippery. Baron von Eevl posted:When I say it's a bizarrely ill-conceived movie, that makes it sound like there's anything fun or remotely interesting about it, but it's really not the case. I mean, a movie about an autistic savant accountant who is also a vigilante murder machine who funnels his hidden wealth through a special needs school which houses his profoundly autistic friend who talks to him through a computer and provides him intel on his missions, who is being hunted by his mercenary brother AND ALSO there's a subplot about cops who are hunting him BUT REALLY aiding him in a conspiracy sounds like it should at least be fun, right? Right? Hollywood needs to stop the whole "autism is a super power" thing they keep doing. 
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