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Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

Ghost of Reagan Past posted:

Ectogenesis is technically possible...

I mean we don't have the technology and it's probably far off but it's in principle possible

I have a feeling that wasn't what he was thinking of, though.:laugh:

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Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Aeryk posted:

dad jailed, so what

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

Aeryk posted:

hit them with mùy rico laws

:golfclap:

Chelb
Oct 24, 2010

I'm gonna show SA-kun my shitposting!

comes along bort posted:

have you ever used water black beans were soaking in as your base liquid?

it makes the finished product purple

good to know




not!!!

Ghost of Reagan Past
Oct 7, 2003

rock and roll fun

Majorian posted:

I have a feeling that wasn't what he was thinking of, though.:laugh:

Viability outside the womb is a bad criterion anyway.

The survival rates of very early births are staggeringly low and fraught with serious danger

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

Ghost of Reagan Past posted:

Viability outside the womb is a bad criterion anyway.

The survival rates of very early births are staggeringly low and fraught with serious danger

Oh yeah, I just wanted to show him that even by his own criteria his argument was poo poo. He remained unconvinced, which wasn't unexpected.

Ghost of Reagan Past
Oct 7, 2003

rock and roll fun

Majorian posted:

Oh yeah, I just wanted to show him that even by his own criteria his argument was poo poo. He remained unconvinced, which wasn't unexpected.
I'm just bracing myself for student papers on abortion

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

Ghost of Reagan Past posted:

I'm just bracing myself for student papers on abortion

Hoo boy, is that something you're going to get to grade?

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

Rollofthedice posted:

good to know




not!!!

well fine then, see if i offer any neat tips in the future :mad:

Berke Negri
Feb 15, 2012

Les Ricains tuent et moi je mue
Mao Mao
Les fous sont rois et moi je bois
Mao Mao
Les bombes tonnent et moi je sonne
Mao Mao
Les bebes fuient et moi je fuis
Mao Mao


Badger of Basra posted:

tbf i did go to both places

is fair trade still lesbian run

i never go anymore

Ghost of Reagan Past
Oct 7, 2003

rock and roll fun

Majorian posted:

Hoo boy, is that something you're going to get to grade?
Medical ethics!!!

Aeryk
Aug 31, 2006

Ah. It must have been when I was younger.
Fun Shoe
would a gay run hot dog place be too much?

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

Ghost of Reagan Past posted:

Medical ethics!!!

Post summaries of the best ones, and by best I mean worst.

Berke Negri
Feb 15, 2012

Les Ricains tuent et moi je mue
Mao Mao
Les fous sont rois et moi je bois
Mao Mao
Les bombes tonnent et moi je sonne
Mao Mao
Les bebes fuient et moi je fuis
Mao Mao


guys it is not a gay hamburger cartel

they've got a pizza restaurant as well

Disinterested
Jun 29, 2011

You look like you're still raking it in. Still killing 'em?
in a rare move

an article for majorian

http://warontherocks.com/2016/02/beyond-iron-and-blood-the-complex-history-of-realpolitik/

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

I love my dead gay hamburger cartel

Chelb
Oct 24, 2010

I'm gonna show SA-kun my shitposting!
I'm gonna uproot an old rose garden that hasn't been used in my backyard and get the soil all prepared for tomatoes tomorrow. The soil's somewhat clay, but I'm hoping that some cow manure, peat moss, a little sand, and extra potting soil from other failed plants I have lying around will fix it up.

Chelb
Oct 24, 2010

I'm gonna show SA-kun my shitposting!

Berke Negri posted:

guys it is not a gay hamburger cartel

they've got a pizza restaurant as well

that's just a front for their more illicit hamburger dealings

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

Berke Negri posted:

is fair trade still lesbian run

i never go anymore

i dunno but the cookie they gave me was enormous

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

That really does look like a good book, thanks!

Berke Negri
Feb 15, 2012

Les Ricains tuent et moi je mue
Mao Mao
Les fous sont rois et moi je bois
Mao Mao
Les bombes tonnent et moi je sonne
Mao Mao
Les bebes fuient et moi je fuis
Mao Mao


Badger of Basra posted:

i dunno but the cookie they gave me was enormous

sounds like you're having a magical time

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

Berke Negri posted:

sounds like you're having a magical time

phoenix is truly a city of wonders

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
this entire hardy boys-esque saga badge is suddenly embroiled in is adding just the top note of surreality my day needed

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
jeepers, joe, looks like dad was right about staying away from the old gay hamburger mill

PupsOfWar
Dec 6, 2013

quote:

When Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia died 12 days ago at a West Texas ranch, he was among high-ranking members of an exclusive fraternity for hunters called the International Order of St. Hubertus, an Austrian society that dates back to the 1600s.

After Scalia’s death Feb. 13, the names of the 35 other guests at the remote resort, along with details about Scalia’s connection to the hunters, have remained largely unknown. A review of public records shows that some of the men who were with Scalia at the ranch are connected through the International Order of St. Hubertus, whose members gathered at least once before at the same ranch for a celebratory weekend.

Members of the worldwide, male-only society wear dark-green robes emblazoned with a large cross and the motto “Deum Diligite Animalia Diligentes,” which means “Honoring God by honoring His creatures,” according to the group’s website. Some hold titles, such as Grand Master, Prior and Knight Grand Officer. The Order’s name is in honor of Hubert, the patron saint of hunters and fishermen.

was the justice killed in self-defense by a terrified Filipino sailor

Disinterested
Jun 29, 2011

You look like you're still raking it in. Still killing 'em?

Badger of Basra posted:

phoenix is truly a city of wonders

badg confirmed kidnapped

Berke Negri
Feb 15, 2012

Les Ricains tuent et moi je mue
Mao Mao
Les fous sont rois et moi je bois
Mao Mao
Les bombes tonnent et moi je sonne
Mao Mao
Les bebes fuient et moi je fuis
Mao Mao


paranoid randroid posted:

jeepers, joe, looks like dad was right about staying away from the old gay hamburger mill

and pizza!

Gin and Juche
Apr 3, 2008

The Highest Judge of Paradise
Shiki Eiki
YAMAXANADU

PupsOfWar posted:

was the justice killed in self-defense by a terrified Filipino sailor

If we are lucky that's how we all should go

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

Badger of Basra posted:

phoenix is truly a city of wonders

Have you been kidnapped by the ghost of Huell Howser? Say "California's Gold" if you have been.

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill
i went to pheonix once

once

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Rollofthedice posted:



eyy they call me johnny bun-bed

i sleep in a big burger with my wife

Chelb
Oct 24, 2010

I'm gonna show SA-kun my shitposting!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etvdoRcuCzc

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

Popular Thug Drink posted:

i sleep in a big burger with my wife

i read that as

"i sleep in a big burger that is my wife"

and was very confused for a moment

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx
He used a German term, backpfeifengesicht, literally "a face in need of a good punch," to describe Cruz. This may be overstating things a little. Cruz certainly has an odd face – it looks like someone sewed pieces of a waterlogged Reagan mask together at gunpoint

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

do you watch the new whose line???

Chelb
Oct 24, 2010

I'm gonna show SA-kun my shitposting!

nutranurse posted:

do you watch the new whose line???

yeah

it's pretty good

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

Rollofthedice posted:

yeah

it's pretty good

yeah

it is

Chelb
Oct 24, 2010

I'm gonna show SA-kun my shitposting!
aisha tyler's not the funniest person in the world but she's a v. good tv host and a drat sight more personable than drew carey

Aeryk
Aug 31, 2006

Ah. It must have been when I was younger.
Fun Shoe
Race cars, lasers, airplanes
Its a
Wife-burg

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Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

nutranurse posted:

i read that as

"i sleep in a big burger that is my wife"

and was very confused for a moment

His meaty waifu~

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