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One Eye Open
Sep 19, 2006
Am I awake?

Groda posted:

Burn ward?

:golfclap:

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Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

All on Black posted:

I think that one might be Sailor Moon's fault. I assumed Artemis was a masculine name for years because of that show.

I did the opposite and assumed the cat was a girl. For years. Despite all evidence to the contrary.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Istari posted:

I did the opposite and assumed the cat was a girl. For years. Despite all evidence to the contrary.

Before I got the internet at my house (so I couldn't look anything up online that wasn't educational because our local librarians were BITCHES), I assumed they translated wrong from Japanese and that Artemis was a girl in the original show and it was because OMG STUPID SAILOR SENSHI SCOUTS DUB!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!! NO 1 CNA SPEAK GLORIOSU* NIPPON LANGUAGE GOOD!

*This was a legit typo, but it fits too well to change.

pookel
Oct 27, 2011

Ultra Carp
Artemis Fowl, of the young adult urban fantasy/adventure/whatever series of the same name, is a boy. At least there it's explained that he got a female name. I can't remember the explanation, though.

genetic_knockout
May 8, 2007

Who's a good boy
I'm going to a conference this week and one of the presenters is named Certina Ho.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Are you sure?

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

pookel posted:

Artemis Fowl, of the young adult urban fantasy/adventure/whatever series of the same name, is a boy. At least there it's explained that he got a female name. I can't remember the explanation, though.

I think the explanation was that the name has no gender in Greek ?

Elohssa Gib
Aug 30, 2006

Easily Amused
I just learned today that a member of Blizzard's legal team is Kevin Crook

Imperialist Dog
Oct 21, 2008

"I think you could better spend your time on finishing your editing before the deadline today."
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:backtowork:

genetic_knockout posted:

I'm going to a conference this week and one of the presenters is named Certina Ho.

Ho 何 is the Cantonese pronunciation of a common Chinese surname (and in Korean and Vietnamese too).

Funnily enough, it literally means "What".

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-BAUG97gZo

Imperialist Dog
Oct 21, 2008

"I think you could better spend your time on finishing your editing before the deadline today."
\
:backtowork:

Brilliant.

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

The story about the woman found pushing her long-dead child in a swing now names names: Romechia and Ji'Aire.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

This quiz is probably relevant to this thread: http://jezebel.com/quiz-what-should-you-name-your-weird-baby-1707214490

VorpalBunny
May 1, 2009

Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog

flakeloaf posted:

The story about the woman found pushing her long-dead child in a swing now names names: Romechia and Ji'Aire.

Ji'Aire --> Jerry?

P.S. That is such a heartbreaking and creepy story, terrible names aside.

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

VorpalBunny posted:

Ji'Aire --> Jerry?

P.S. That is such a heartbreaking and creepy story, terrible names aside.

The name Jair is often pronounced jai-air (where 'jai' basically rhymes with pie); that's how my brain read it.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

VorpalBunny posted:

Ji'Aire --> Jerry?

P.S. That is such a heartbreaking and creepy story, terrible names aside.

When I was a Jaffa lieutenant my name was Ji'Aire C'unts-unts-unts-unts (pronounced like techno overheard from a passing Toyota Corolla with the tinted windows rolled up).

hyperhazard
Dec 4, 2011

I am the one lascivious
With magic potion niveous
Wired came out with an article about black market coupons on the deep web. The guy in charge of the scheme is Beauregard Wattigney.

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

With a name like that, your career choices are pretty limited. If you weren't born into money already, it's either porn or white-collar crime.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Astrofig
Oct 26, 2009
Apparently I work with a Colden.

coronatae
Oct 14, 2012

While driving yesterday I saw a billboard with a Missing Child poster on it. Little girl named A'Million. Hope they find her.

Vanderdeath
Oct 1, 2005

I will confess,
I love this cultured hell that tests my youth.




Where'd you find this?

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Internet?

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Reminds me.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Yes, but they'd never let a name like that on TV.

fullroundaction
Apr 20, 2007

Drink beer every day

Vanderdeath posted:

Where'd you find this?

I get the reference.

Male Tiers
Dec 27, 2012

Why don't you just lay down your weapons now?
Has anyone said Sepp Blatter yet?

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

There was another one like this, unfortunately they were both confirmed as being fake afterwards :(

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



This one from earlier will always be my thread favorite:



Lunchbag Rodriguez

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

Phlegmish posted:

This one from earlier will always be my thread favorite:



Lunchbag Rodriguez

Pals around with Cabinet Sanchez

Sudden Guts Pill
Aug 7, 2009
Temping at an office and one of my coworkers is named Ax. I mean, it hardly counts because it's technically short for Alexander. I doubt the guy named Omega has a similar excuse.

I also found someone with the surname Armburst on the newsletter mailing list. :black101:

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

Sudden Guts Pill posted:

I also found someone with the surname Armburst on the newsletter mailing list. :black101:

That's what happens after you're Armstrong.

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

A little boy named Maksym was hit by a car and killed in Buffalo.

Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

each post manufactured to the highest specifications


Sudden Guts Pill posted:

Temping at an office and one of my coworkers is named Ax. I mean, it hardly counts because it's technically short for Alexander. I doubt the guy named Omega has a similar excuse.

I also found someone with the surname Armburst on the newsletter mailing list. :black101:

My husband's ex-stepdad goes by Ax. It's short for Axel (he's very German).

Acid Reflux
Oct 18, 2004

coronatae posted:

While driving yesterday I saw a billboard with a Missing Child poster on it. Little girl named A'Million. Hope they find her.

There's really not much of a chance.

All on Black
Dec 14, 2007

She's not "that Mexican", Mom, she's MY Mexican. And she's...Colombian or something.

rodbeard posted:

A little boy named Maksym was hit by a car and killed in Buffalo.

This is a very normal Russian and Ukrainian name. It's just a transliteration of Максим.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Should be spelled Maxim.

Anyway...

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fullroundaction
Apr 20, 2007

Drink beer every day
One of our customer's kids is named Ja'Mazin. The j is silent apparently.

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