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Taste the static warp bubble, not the fuel. Lincoln fucked around with this message at 14:04 on Sep 20, 2019 |
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:Hank Hill Riker: So, are you a changeling or a ghost? The original of this is one of my favourite moments.
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# ? Sep 20, 2019 14:01 |
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Sort of on the flipside of it: Data: "I accessed the computer's database of mid-to-late 20th century entertainers and something perplexes me. Picard: "Explain, Mr Data." Data: "There was a man by the name of Raymond J Johnson. His act involved another unnamed individual referring to him simply by his surname. At that point, Mr Johnson seems to become slightly agitated, and begins to list, in detail, the names he would prefer to be called. At the end, he states clearly that the only name he does not prefer is, simply, 'Johnson'. I do not understand the humour involved, as it seems to be a simple request for proper identification. It was because of this exchange that Mr Johnson was renowned throughout much of the United States at that time." LaForge: "Data... I can't explain it. I just can't."
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# ? Sep 20, 2019 15:18 |
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Warp Drive is, in my opinion, faster than impulse.
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# ? Sep 20, 2019 16:05 |
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There's soap in the Romulan Ale!
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# ? Sep 20, 2019 16:07 |
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Uh, ah, there there, Benny
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# ? Sep 20, 2019 16:34 |
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I don't love the Exterminator episode but it is my favorite Lisa Kudrow performance.
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# ? Sep 20, 2019 16:40 |
Dang ol' Starfleet, tell you whut, first contact out in the woods but headquarters in dang ol' San Francisco's a joke, man, gettin' dang ol' 20 dollar slice a' pizza before m' Kobyashi Maru, tell you whut... engage.
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# ? Sep 20, 2019 16:44 |
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BoldFrankensteinMir posted:Dang ol' Starfleet, tell you whut, first contact out in the woods but headquarters in dang ol' San Francisco's a joke, man, gettin' dang ol' 20 dollar slice a' pizza before m' Kobyashi Maru, tell you whut... engage. Ok, this made me legitimately laugh out loud. Well done
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# ? Sep 20, 2019 16:51 |
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Cotton hill, "jadzia, I found the albino, me Topsie and fatty (old Jonathan frakes) are goin after him. And we AINT comin home"
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# ? Sep 20, 2019 16:52 |
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:Sort of on the flipside of it: beautiful
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# ? Sep 20, 2019 18:27 |
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:Sort of on the flipside of it:
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# ? Sep 20, 2019 19:10 |
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flowers! is there a john luck "mad dog" here?
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# ? Sep 20, 2019 19:14 |
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"Gribble's Dead-Tribble"
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# ? Sep 20, 2019 19:33 |
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i have that disease where you wake up on strange planets drunk
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# ? Sep 20, 2019 19:49 |
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hawowanlawow posted:the Klingons would be intimidated by the sheer size of Peggy's bowel movements
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# ? Sep 20, 2019 20:38 |
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GolfHole posted:i have that disease where you wake up on strange planets drunk
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# ? Sep 20, 2019 21:54 |
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GolfHole posted:flowers!
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# ? Sep 20, 2019 22:19 |
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the first duty of every starfleet officer is to wipe from head to feet (you won't cause a leak)
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# ? Sep 20, 2019 22:37 |
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Everybody welcome to the GAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyYYYYYYY Anbo Jitsu tournament!!!! Deanna: Worf, you don't mind that your father's gay? Worf: Of course not! Commander Riker is gay and I have been friends with him for years!
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# ? Sep 20, 2019 22:39 |
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AlBorlantern Corps posted:Everybody welcome to the GAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyYYYYYYY Anbo Jitsu tournament!!!! lmao why does this work so well
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# ? Sep 20, 2019 22:40 |
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Sweaty IT Nerd posted:I don't love the Exterminator episode but it is my favorite Lisa Kudrow performance. oh. no hats at Starfleet
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# ? Sep 20, 2019 22:40 |
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Dale Bill and Hank took the saucer section for a joyride, crashed it into the atmosphere, and beamed out just before they hit a lake
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# ? Sep 20, 2019 22:47 |
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*headbutts klingon officer in ten forward* data: pardon me, captain, but i think you have mistakenly misappropriated my personal belongings. furthermore, as we have yet to be formally introduced, i feel it is necessary to call attention to the fact that your actions were undertaken at a time when we remained strangers.
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# ? Sep 20, 2019 22:54 |
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On Riker's suggestion, they all go into the holodeck, and begin to reconstruct the room. Starting with a table, they assemble a long, rectangular, inclined, and metal table; followed by a dark room with a bright light overhead. With things starting to come into place, they add a restraining arm to the table with a control panel, and a metal swing-arm at the head. Worf then adds a scissor-like device to the swing-arm, and Riker adds whispers to the room, but Kaminer switches them to clicks. With Riker increasing the volume, speed and number of the clicks in the room, La Forge horrifyingly concludes that he has been in this room, and Riker adds that they've all been in the room before.
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# ? Sep 20, 2019 22:59 |
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Boy I can't wait to catch up on the newest pages of the KOTH thread, I tell you hw -
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# ? Sep 20, 2019 23:23 |
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FBS posted:Boy I can't wait to catch up on the newest pages of the KOTH thread, I tell you hw - I hope this isn't a complaint because these past few pages have contained some of the best posts I've seen in a while.
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# ? Sep 21, 2019 00:01 |
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bones looks up from a fragged red shirt: he's dead, honey
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# ? Sep 21, 2019 00:24 |
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nog: that's my gold pressed latinum! i don't know you! *kicks sisko in the testicles*
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# ? Sep 21, 2019 00:28 |
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:I hope this isn't a complaint because these past few pages have contained some of the best posts I've seen in a while. I'm just happy that you're happy. I have no right to complain, as the man who started the King of the 40k derail a while back. Edit : God Emperor of the Hill
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# ? Sep 21, 2019 00:28 |
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"feels so good" by riker on the trombone
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# ? Sep 21, 2019 01:29 |
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GolfHole posted:"feels so good" by Picard on the Ressikan flute
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# ? Sep 21, 2019 01:39 |
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Defenestration posted:oh. no hats at Starfleet They never did fix baldness did they?
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# ? Sep 21, 2019 01:39 |
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It’s only at midlife that a Betazoid female becomes, well, fully sexual, if you know what I mean, shug.
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# ? Sep 21, 2019 01:41 |
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Sweaty IT Nerd posted:They never did fix baldness did they? they just decided it wasn't worth it where we're going, we don't need hair
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# ? Sep 21, 2019 01:49 |
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I haven't been keeping up but Reg Barclay would map to Dale.
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# ? Sep 21, 2019 02:06 |
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artsy fartsy posted:It’s only at midlife that a Betazoid female becomes, well, fully sexual, if you know what I mean, shug. What's the origin of this quote? Other than koth obviously
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# ? Sep 21, 2019 02:28 |
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Nemesis, but with Junichiro.
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# ? Sep 21, 2019 02:46 |
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dang old someone answer the dang old phone man
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