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It's great that the show removed the need to read these books. And this thread removed the need to watch the show. I feel like I'm free and it's great.
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Can't wait for the awkward moment next year, when Jon learns he's been giving the Lord's Kiss to his aunt. Also bummed Sansa won't swing the sword. Would be so much more satisfying than Arya killing LF.
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They'll have a big long talk about Arya being "the sword" and Sansa being "the hand" or something equally stupid.
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esperterra posted:Can't wait for the awkward moment next year, when Jon learns he's been giving the Lord's Kiss to his aunt. It's fine though because it will come with the realization that he's a targ and that everyone's cool with them doing the incest.
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Jul 28, 2017 07:36
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I'm sure the show esp will swing that way, or just forget they're so closely related in the first place. Still, seems like something Jon wouldn't be chill with. e: then again he's a corpse mb he doesn't care any more and that will finally be the show giving him some kind of price he paid!!
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Jul 28, 2017 07:48
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Yeah if anything Dany is the one getting screwed over here, what with boning a zombie and all. And we've already seen that he's been opened up like a cadaver on an autopsy table, so, bleh.
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Jul 28, 2017 07:50
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Incestuous necrophilia. GoT is really upping the sex ante.
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Why does the show not like penis anymore. First season we got poisoner man penis and hodor junk, but now they're scared to show the gray worm.
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Jul 28, 2017 08:06
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Does Gray Worm still have his dick? I thought they took the whole kit and kaboodle like they did with Varys.
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Jul 28, 2017 08:30
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*youtube theorist voice* I believe they would leave Unsullied with the use of their dongs, to maintain most efficient peeing logistics while on campaign penectomy can produce urological problems
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That's a good point. You're probably right.
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Jul 28, 2017 08:38
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so neil degrasse tyson is making a game about wanting to gently caress your sister and eat pizza??
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A game of pepperones
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esperterra posted:Incestuous necrophilia. GoT is really upping the sex ante. You should read Meathouse Man.
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HoAssHo posted:Does Gray Worm still have his dick? I thought they took the whole kit and kaboodle like they did with Varys. pretty pretty pretty sure that's the deal for all unsullied
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Zenithe posted:You should read Meathouse Man. mods please either ban them for referring to this or change their user name to it
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syscall girl posted:pretty pretty pretty sure that's the deal for all unsullied Yeah. They only go to whores to cuddle.
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OperaMouse posted:Yeah. They only go to whores to cuddle. yeah that one fool in Meereen got caught pants down by sons of the harpy or w/e but i guess they can still do oral and ask for help with prostate issues?
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Jul 28, 2017 17:50
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remember how barristan got owned by 10 random peasants despite being the greatest living swordsman in westeros
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Josuke Higashikata posted:remember how barristan got owned by 10 random peasants despite being the greatest living swordsman in westeros well this thread can't let me forget it so yeah i do they weren't peasants though they were sons of wealthy slave owners who probably had a magical  JO session and decent weapons and armorspent some time down in the gladiator pits and picked up some of the moves and then drunkenly battled each other with practice swords on the weekends but no way should those rear end-clowns have taken selmy and unsullied
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go ahead and watch a garbage scene from a garbage show from a garbage writer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2StNUiYdilk it'll piss you right off absolute nonsense
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syscall girl posted:go ahead and watch a garbage scene from a garbage show from a garbage writer How it should have gone: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJO2UfG9KcI Boring, rote, everyday job.
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Josuke Higashikata posted:remember how barristan got owned by 10 random peasants despite being the greatest living swordsman in westeros Further proof that Dany is a bad leader: she chose as Captain of her Queensguard a dude who got wrecked by some goon with a letter opener. And Jon has a bunch of noble dandies who regularly get scolded by a 9 year old girl. Meanwhile Cersei has a 700 pound, 8 foot tall Zombie Hulk. (and Randyll Tarly's 20 good men)
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Jul 28, 2017 20:46
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the unsullied were supposed to be well, special child-murderers but they never had a choice in the matter selmy was supposed to be this great swordsman but he got taken down by some brosephs while rushing to the aid of the guys who shouldn't need any aid https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MYxtpGxGJI
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Jul 28, 2017 21:02
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It actually has more to do with the fight choreography in Game of Thrones being utter dogshit. The only good fight in the show was the Hound versus Brienne, and that was instead ruined by horrible editing.
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Arcsquad12 posted:It actually has more to do with the fight choreography in Game of Thrones being utter dogshit. The only good fight in the show was the Hound versus Brienne, and that was instead ruined by horrible editing. I thought Jaime vs. Brienne was okay because he'd been sitting in a wooden box or whatever and severely weakened. Then they were interrupted due to his stupidity. But it was a "clank clank" fight. Clegane vs. Brienne was epic for just ugly down in the dirt serious no loving around fighting. Been a while since seeing that. I'd guess she could have taken Jaime out at his full strength, but I'm a huge fan of her character.
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Arcsquad12 posted:It actually has more to do with the fight choreography in Game of Thrones being utter dogshit. The only good fight in the show was the Hound versus Brienne, and that was instead ruined by horrible editing. It's been ages, but I seem to recall Tyrion's trial by combat at the Eyrie being a good fight.
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RoboChrist 9000 posted:It's been ages, but I seem to recall Tyrion's trial by combat at the Eyrie being a good fight. Bronn was brutal in that. I re-watched it last night after talking with a friend about the good stuff in GoT
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Jul 29, 2017 00:23
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"You fight without honor." "He did."
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tbf Barristan took down like 7 or 8 of those however many guys (twenty goodmen?) before they finished mobbing him might've been a bad-looking fight scene, but I didn't take it as Barristan chumping out as a fighter so much as Barristan getting written into a dumb corner sacrificed on the blood-altar of plot expedience Arcsquad12 posted:It actually has more to do with the fight choreography in Game of Thrones being utter dogshit. The only good fight in the show was the Hound versus Brienne, and that was instead ruined by horrible editing. the oberyn vs gregor twirly wushu bullshit fight was rad and I'll fight anyone who says different
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PupsOfWar posted:tbf Barristan took down like 7 or 8 of those however many guys (twenty goodmen?) before they finished mobbing him oberyn had him dead to rights but his ego took him out of the game
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Jul 29, 2017 02:59
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Seasons 2-3 of Buffy had good fight choreography
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Jul 29, 2017 03:00
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ramsay vs. dogs was also a good fight
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PupsOfWar posted:tbf Barristan took down like 7 or 8 of those however many guys (twenty goodmen?) before they finished mobbing him Apparently the scene was rewritten to make him die like a chump instead of a hero because after the actor saw the initial script he wrote a letter to the producers about how important Barristan is to Danny's arc and if they would reconsider their decision.
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PupsOfWar posted:ramsay vs. dogs was also a good fight I'll watch anything where Gordon Ramsay is attacked by animals
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Solice Kirsk posted:They'll have a big long talk about Arya being "the sword" and Sansa being "the hand" or something equally stupid. Can't wait for the Arya I do everything I do because you're better than me and not because I like them scene this season. If you like salt check the internet after that episode is gonna be good.
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