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As much I'd like HBO to finish Dunk and Egg for him, a small-scale, episodic series probably wouldn't get enough eyeballs.
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Lycus posted:As much I'd like HBO to finish Dunk and Egg for him, a small-scale, episodic series probably wouldn't get enough eyeballs. Yeah sure but aren't they really going forward with Wild Cards?
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Jul 30, 2017 09:09
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Jul 30, 2017 09:32
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Catberry posted:ASoIaF: "Hodor" Said Hodor. ASoIaF: "Do I look like a loving doorstop?" Said Hodor.
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Jul 30, 2017 09:37
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TOOT BOOT posted:None of the potential spinoffs are about Dunk & Egg because he still plans to write the rest of them someday and doesn't want his second most famous series taken away from him too. Really. Won't let them finish Dunk and Egg because he wants to finish them. Lets them finish ASOIAF 
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Jul 30, 2017 15:07
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syscall girl posted:Yeah sure but aren't they really going forward with Wild Cards? This seems bad on the face of it, but on the bright side it'll stop him from writing anymore Wild Cards 
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Jul 30, 2017 18:12
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Today's episode of the popular Game of Thrones TV spinoff of the early 1990s direct-to-VHS fantasy series "A Song of Ice and Fire" reminded me that these books are terrible.
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Jul 31, 2017 03:25
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Cersei's S&M dungeon hour
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Jul 31, 2017 03:26
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hmmm let's have nothing happen for two seasons so we just have armies teleport around for a couple episodes to make things even for stupid rear end reasons.
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Jul 31, 2017 03:46
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Or maybe there were 2 months between the last episodes! Just think though when GRRM releases the books we'll have all these things happen and half a book detailing what food is being served at every inn along the way!
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Jul 31, 2017 03:51
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I'm fine with the story hurrying up, but I wish they'd give some, any, indication of time passing. When talking about a battle that was won/lost have someone mention how many days/weeks ago it was at the least. Everything about that scene just screams that Bronn's actor knew these girls were terrible and he was constantly afraid of hurting them during the shooting (and they were afraid of getting hurt) Smiling Jack posted:The show continuously underplays how dangerous the knights should be. The professionals like Jorah, Jamie, Loras and so on are literally trained from birth to be war machines and outfitted with top of the line armor. And he only takes the injury because he catches a sword blade mid-swing. And now he has a magic(?) fire arm thanks to that red priest he rescued. If the books were ever going to get written I'd almost wonder if he lives long enough to fight the Others, and if said hand would have the same effect on them as fire or obsidian.
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Jul 31, 2017 04:06
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Arcsquad12 posted:Cersei's S&M dungeon hour that's like so last season I mean, "that's so Cersei" hehe, we have original ideas swear
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Jul 31, 2017 04:30
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I like the really obvious double they used for the one scene of Cersei getting out of bed naked.
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Jul 31, 2017 04:35
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It was about the time that Bran was telling Sansa how pretty she looked before he watched her get raped that I got the feeling that the ending to the series these guys write will not be satisfying at all. This actually won’t provide any more closure than if we wrote the ending ourselves. …..Please finish the books before you die George.
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Jul 31, 2017 05:21
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Jul 31, 2017 05:26
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..like, dude, it's hard to explain, but like, I met max von sydow in a tree, and he was the raven, but then I raped hodor's brain in the past, so I became the raven... and then uncle benjen was a zombie, and then I saw you have sex with Ramsay... you're really hot when you're getting raped sis... dude, Theon lost his dick...
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Jul 31, 2017 05:28
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some guy on the bus posted:It was about the time that Bran was telling Sansa how pretty she looked before he watched her get raped that I got the feeling that the ending to the series these guys write will not be satisfying at all. I don't mean to be rude or a stereotype itt (oh yeah I am) but George Martin dgaf about finishing the series. We have the show. Hopefully he wrote some outlines for D&D that he plans on one day writing the exact opposite of just to be ya know, a dirty dick (I appreciate that aspect of him.) This will occur just about when he gets his 72 virgins and his own planet.
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Jul 31, 2017 06:12
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When is Bran going to, like, matter?
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Jul 31, 2017 07:29
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TequilaJesus posted:When is Bran going to, like, matter? I think the only thing he has going is the trees he's like the living embodiment of time-travel so he can do backstory about the AWFUL AWFUL AWFUL tower of joy scene and such sorry to say if ned and cat ever got it on in the weirwood's at winterfell (and let's face some awful facts they did) he was watching
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Jul 31, 2017 07:45
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Bran is the original main character of the series back when it was like 1 chapter long so he'll do some poo poo by the end.
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Jul 31, 2017 07:49
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i'm gonna quote myself like a jerksyscall girl posted:Bran's belly was distended and taut, like boiled leather molded around an iron kettle. His bowels hadn't moved for days and although he could feel no pain below the waist he could hear his blood rushing through his ears the way it used to during a long climb through the parapets of Winterfell and his breath was short and wheezy. That morning, they ate another meal of Hodor's burnt squirrel and what Meera swore were herbs, although Bran thought they tasted more like dirty straw. And after, Bran in his basket, swinging with Hodor's gait fell into a fitful sleep. It was like the wolf dreams but different somehow, darker.
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Jul 31, 2017 08:01
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I wonder if Bran's gonna tell Arya she was cute when her dad's head got cut off
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Jul 31, 2017 08:16
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Show: We need to cut out cool direwolves because CGI is pricey. Also Show: Let's film a hypothetical siege that doesn't actually happen.
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Jul 31, 2017 08:41
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Josuke Higashikata posted:I wonder if Bran's gonna tell Arya she was cute when her dad's head got cut off At this point, probably?
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syscall girl posted:i'm gonna quote myself like a jerk Great job. Can you write a new one where Bran is watching his sister get raped from his tree place and he's pleasuring himself?
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Jul 31, 2017 08:50
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"I apologize for bringing up these traumatic memories sis it just gets me really hard."
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Jul 31, 2017 08:52
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How many episodes until Kelly C fucks her undead nephew?
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Jul 31, 2017 09:19
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some guy on the bus posted:Great job. Can you write a new one where Bran is watching his sister get raped from his tree place and he's pleasuring himself? uhm one of my besties is a real life paraplegic and i felt pretty bad just writing that and sharing it with him he can take a blue pill and pleasure a woman but he has issues feeling pleasure himself but yeah, which sister? I'm gonna say sophia turner as sansa i have some real dirty stuff on her edit: he isn't full paraplegic actually he doesn't walk with a cane anymore can bike to work, etc but he took a hard hit up in the half pipe and the helicopter medics hit him with steroids so some of his c5 or w/e vertebrae healed, sorta syscall girl fucked around with this message at 09:25 on Jul 31, 2017 |
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Jul 31, 2017 09:21
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Lol my paraplegic friend who bikes to work.
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esperterra posted:How many episodes until Kelly C fucks her undead nephew? You gotta set that up properly. Hope you like a full season of Emilia Clarke and Kit Harrington trying to act at each other.
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Jul 31, 2017 09:42
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I guess Davos forgot about Tyrion burning his son alive with fantasy napalm. Then again I'm sure nobody watching or writing this show remembers that Davos had a son.
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Jul 31, 2017 11:35
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HoAssHo posted:I got into ASOIAF because I was already a fan of his when AGOT came out. I'm pretty sure you are 100% people in this thread who would say that. or admit to it. or something. having read, and liked, wildcards in highschool is my personal badge of shame.
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Jul 31, 2017 12:46
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some guy on the bus posted:Great job. Can you write a new one where Bran is watching his sister get raped from his tree place and he's pleasuring himself? Josuke Higashikata posted:I wonder if Bran's gonna tell Arya she was cute when her dad's head got cut off emanresu tnuocca posted:"I apologize for bringing up these traumatic memories sis it just gets me really hard." syscall girl posted:"I don't know if you ate these in Winterfell but they call them..." his voice slowed as his eyes took in the scene "raisins, Bran." Season 7 has breathed some new life into the thred for sure. well the last one is a classic, but you know. cracked me up reading it again. syscall girl posted:Yeah sure but aren't they really going forward with Wild Cards? that isn't HBO, maybe syfi or something. Didn't he also say Dunk and Egg was definitely not one of the ones? Some sort of legal tangle with ownership that would make it complicated. Jeb! Repetition posted:This seems bad on the face of it, but on the bright side it'll stop him from writing anymore Wild Cards he hasn't written wildcards in decades. he just shits his name on em, and shills for em afterwards.
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syscall girl posted:but yeah, which sister? I'm gonna say sophia turner as sansa You didn't see the episode? Not only did Bran tell Sansa he watched her be raped, he let her know how pretty the night was and how she looked, which made it sound like it was enjoyable viewing to him. Sansa got creeped out and left him there. This was their first meeting together. (Sure to win D & D another writing emmy) Oh that's right, Bran probably wouldn't be able to pleasure himself. Write it so that he just leaks out I guess.
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Zenithe posted:Show: We need to cut out cool direwolves because CGI is pricey. Not one but two actual castle sieges are offscreen! But the poorly shot fighting that they do show on film? Purely hypothetical
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Jul 31, 2017 13:38
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Ive said it once but I have to say it again: I still cant believe that after all this time raising dragons and building up a huge rear end army to take Westeros, Dany finally arrives there and refuses to use either because this dumb show has to drag on for another 2 seasons
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Jul 31, 2017 13:42
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i81icu812 posted:Not one but two actual castle sieges are offscreen! Am I missing something? The attack on Casterly Rock actually happened. They just had Tyrion narrating it for some reason.
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Meatsicle posted:Am I missing something? The attack on Casterly Rock actually happened. They just had Tyrion narrating it for some reason. The first four shots with him narrating are all hypotheticals for what would happen if they didn't use the sewer tunnel he designed.
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