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It only took us five years but we finally saw the big green snake.
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H.P. Shivcraft posted:It only took us five years but we finally saw the big green snake. Sort of.
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Nov 24, 2014 15:04
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H.P. Shivcraft posted:It only took us five years but we finally saw the big green snake. 
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Nov 24, 2014 15:34
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who wants to make the kickstarter for Goatsestuck
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Nov 24, 2014 16:29
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That's only a minion.
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Nov 24, 2014 19:48
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Freak Futanari posted:who wants to make the kickstarter for Goatsestuck just ask koos
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Nov 24, 2014 20:11
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frozentreasure posted:Man, remember back when Vriska thought John and Tavros were dipshits for trying to talk to their denizens and not immediately fighting them? Are you implying that Vriska, of all trolls, isn't perfect?  Besides her morbid obesity. Holy poo poo.
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Nov 24, 2014 23:51
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Hremsfeld posted:Are you implying that Vriska, of all trolls, isn't perfect? Perfectly round, am i right?
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Nov 25, 2014 02:14
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Does this mean we should be using vriskas instead of cows when needing a sample object for physics equation practice?
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Nov 25, 2014 02:18
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AriadneThread posted:Does this mean we should be using vriskas instead of cows when needing a sample object for physics equation practice? There's not really a difference, so it doesn't matter.
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Nov 25, 2014 02:20
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frozentreasure posted:Man, remember back when Vriska thought John and Tavros were dipshits for trying to talk to their denizens and not immediately fighting them? Well, in her defense, they come from a culture where not being a backstabbing rear end in a top hat is considered a character flaw, so it was pretty reasonable for her to assume that their session was filled with murderous monsters, since they took aspects and traits from them.
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Nov 25, 2014 08:08
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They're playing a video game. The denizen is a giant horrible monster. Of course it's for killing! And when it was killed, it gave a huge treasure reward. Everyone knows the helpful all powerful beings in video games are slender women with rumble spheres barely concealed by diaphanous torso wraps, why would it be any different in Sgrub.
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Nov 25, 2014 08:12
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Vriska did nothing wrong, John's denizen straight-up killed him first time.
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Nov 25, 2014 08:22
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I'll have you know John had a lovely chat with Typheus before anything untoward happened.
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Nov 25, 2014 08:40
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Mystic Mongol posted:They're playing a video game. The denizen is a giant horrible monster. Of course it's for killing! And when it was killed, it gave a huge treasure reward. Yeah, but an extreme role-playing veteran, Vriska should have known that the correct course of action is to complete the denizen's quest, THEN kill it for its loot.
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Nov 25, 2014 12:11
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ikaragu posted:Yeah, but an extreme role-playing veteran, Vriska should have known that the correct course of action is to complete the denizen's quest, THEN kill it for its loot. The trolls' approach to RPGs was always to sequence break as much as possible. Tavros was the only one who wanted to do all the tedious sidequests and was mocked for it.
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Nov 25, 2014 13:07
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Moddington posted:I'll have you know John had a lovely chat with Typheus before anything untoward happened. Given that another alternate timeline John got killed after talking to his denizen, I'm wondering if he was killed because of whatever bargain the main John struck with Typheus.
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Nov 25, 2014 13:24
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Slime posted:Given that another alternate timeline John got killed after talking to his denizen, I'm wondering if he was killed because of whatever bargain the main John struck with Typheus. I thought as much was said by Jade
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Nov 25, 2014 15:36
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I'm wondering then if Johns' deal involves eliminating himself from all timelines to either: not be in any, thus having mastery over the retcon power, or simply as a sacrifice to set his friends on a non-doomed timeline.
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Nov 25, 2014 16:02
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Oxyclean posted:I'm wondering then if Johns' deal involves eliminating himself from all timelines to either: not be in any, thus having mastery over the retcon power, or simply as a sacrifice to set his friends on a non-doomed timeline. Or maybe... John is the only one destined to merge with all the multi-versions of one's self into a cosmic being to battle this threat. Rise... TITAN JOHN!
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Nov 25, 2014 16:21
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Blackheart posted:Or maybe... John is the only one destined to merge with all the multi-versions of one's self into a cosmic being to battle this threat. John: Fondly regard creation
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Nov 25, 2014 16:39
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Blackheart posted:Or maybe... John is the only one destined to merge with all the multi-versions of one's self into a cosmic being to battle this threat. Just so long as he gets an awesome powering up animation then I'm happy with this idea
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Nov 25, 2014 18:13
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Blackheart posted:Or maybe... John is the only one destined to merge with all the multi-versions of one's self into a cosmic being to battle this threat.
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Nov 25, 2014 19:06
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Blackheart posted:Or maybe... John is the only one destined to merge with all the multi-versions of one's self into a cosmic being to battle this threat. Who could forget such classic characters as Hipster John, Goth John, Drunk John, Science John, Girl John, rear end in a top hat John, Troll John, Ghost John, Dad John, Puppet John, Pimp John, Lips John, Sephiroth John, and the original, Blue Jake.
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Nov 25, 2014 20:00
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Blackheart posted:Or maybe... John is the only one destined to merge with all the multi-versions of one's self into a cosmic being to battle this threat. I can confirm this, as this leaked panel shows Titan John doing the windy thing. 
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Nov 25, 2014 20:25
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WAR FOOT posted:Vriska did nothing wrong, John's denizen straight-up killed him first time. That wasn't even Vriska who did it, Terezi is the one who told him to do it, and that was back when they still thought the Denizen was nothing more than a giant monster/final boss. Oxyclean posted:I'm wondering then if Johns' deal involves eliminating himself from all timelines to either: not be in any, thus having mastery over the retcon power, or simply as a sacrifice to set his friends on a non-doomed timeline. This is my take on it, yeah. This is a Doomed John, more or less told he can only control the power if all other Johns are killed, making HIM the "Alpha John" and preventing any other Johns from dooming timelines or breaking the rules of Paradox Space and having TWO Alpha Johns.
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Nov 25, 2014 20:43
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ikaragu posted:Yeah, but an extreme role-playing veteran, Vriska should have known that the correct course of action is to complete the denizen's quest, THEN kill it for its loot. Giant horrible monsters don't give quests. When the two hundred foot tall monster bellows in an ancient tongue that if you serve him, you'll get to rule half the world or something? You're not supposed to actually serve him. He's just giving the boss fight some flavor text.
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Nov 25, 2014 21:04
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It would be rad if you could though. There is still a distinct lack of games with metal gear solid levels of "oh wow, I can actually do that??" applied to major plot points rather than only to mundane stuff like being able to rub one out to an idol poster. Classtoise posted:This is my take on it, yeah. This is a Doomed John, more or less told he can only control the power if all other Johns are killed, making HIM the "Alpha John" and preventing any other Johns from dooming timelines or breaking the rules of Paradox Space and having TWO Alpha Johns. What if Jason Statham shows up to take him to prison planet? 
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Nov 25, 2014 22:42
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we already have more than one Designated Alpha characters though. Caliborn/Lord English(?) also designates the alpha timeline, so paradox space is already about to tie itself in knots and tear itself in two
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Nov 25, 2014 23:01
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Freak Futanari posted:I can confirm this, as this leaked panel shows Titan John doing the windy thing. god drat
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Nov 25, 2014 23:07
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Freak Futanari posted:I can confirm this, as this leaked panel shows Titan John doing the windy thing. This is a good post.
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Nov 26, 2014 00:13
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Thank you for reminding me that Archie comics are bad on more levels than I care to contemplate
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Nov 26, 2014 00:16
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Was that Ken Penders' fault.
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Nov 26, 2014 00:31
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RZApublican posted:Was that Ken Penders' fault. I don't think so, it doesn't involve stupid echidna OCs.
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Nov 26, 2014 01:41
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RZApublican posted:Was that Ken Penders' fault. That was the culmination of one of his decade long plot threads, yes.
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Nov 26, 2014 01:48
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Renaissance Robot posted:Thank you for reminding me that Archie comics are bad on more levels than I care to contemplate Were bad. Ever since Ian Flynn took over they've been pretty good.
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Nov 26, 2014 04:09
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Sonic the Hedgehog mothafuckin' rules.
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Nov 26, 2014 04:12
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Classtoise posted:That wasn't even Vriska who did it, Terezi is the one who told him to do it, and that was back when they still thought the Denizen was nothing more than a giant monster/final boss. I wasn't saying it was Vriska who did, just that she's justified in killing them because they're clearly murderous assholes. I mean, it looks like Typheus commited Johnicide on a massive scale bar one.
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Nov 26, 2014 04:55
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Freak Futanari posted:Sonic the Hedgehog mothafuckin' rules.
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Nov 26, 2014 05:42
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Freak Futanari posted:Sonic the Hedgehog mothafuckin' rules.
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