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Schubalts posted:It's infinitely better than that other watermelon aspic monstrosity, and just look at how happy he is. Honestly, it's the smile that's pushing me away from it. An aspic fruit salad? Fine, that's just fruit and gelatin. But that man never stops smiling like he's just killed ten people for the first time in his life and I'm worried there's something in that watermelon that should not be  PurpleXVI posted:Pretty sure the watermelon guy didn't take the husks off those almonds first. Gross. He may be intending to poison us.  Rand, I want to let you know that you've singlehandedly turned me from a person who just likes their burgers sauceless to someone who panics any time there's any sort of moisture on or around a hamburger, and pictures like this are why.
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Randaconda posted:imagine overcooking a steak this loving much i think it's duck, and it looks good
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KataraniSword posted:Honestly, it's the smile that's pushing me away from it. An aspic fruit salad? Fine, that's just fruit and gelatin. I think he's going for this kind of vibe https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWM2joNb9NE
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Data Graham posted:I think he's going for this kind of vibe Well he's not hitting the mark. But at the same time I find myself intensely watching him smile like if I look away or let down my guard he's going to break into a more horrifying expression and rush the camera a la Pennywise...
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Oct 20, 2019 15:03
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I feel intensely annoyed just looking at the guy, and I just realized it's less because of the smile and more because of his vague resemblance to Ben Shapiro.
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empty sea posted:Well he's not hitting the mark. But at the same time I find myself intensely watching him smile like if I look away or let down my guard he's going to break into a more horrifying expression and rush the camera a la Pennywise... Douglas Adams posted:There was something very slightly odd about him, but it was difficult to say what it was. Perhaps it was that his eyes didn't blink often enough and when you talked to him for any length of time your eyes began involuntarily to water on his behalf. Perhaps it was that he smiled slightly too broadly and gave people the unnerving impression that he was about to go for their neck.
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Love me some Hypsilophodon burg. eta: 
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Let's bring back a blast from the past for all these shoe-based foods...
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X-post from the IOSM thread. Definitely click through and read the whole thing:
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Bogus Adventure posted:Let's bring back a blast from the past for all these shoe-based foods... Blast from like 2 pages ago? Also, stop posting that. Ugh.
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Reminds me of the time my mother-in-law gave me a kind of a flat cake with unpitted cherries baked into it. When I expressed concern with the unpitted cherries, she told me that's the way it's supposed to be so the cherries don't get mushy. Nevertheless, next week she presented me with the same kind of cake, but this time with pitted cherries. It was pretty good until I noticed there were little white dead worms in some of the cherries. I love cherries and I used to love climbing cherry trees as a kid to eat them, but I don't really eat them anymore. Anyway, I'm not sure what the gently caress happened in that picture, but I guess someone dunked a nasty apple into caramel.
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Captain Jesus posted:Reminds me of the time my mother-in-law gave me a kind of a flat cake with unpitted cherries baked into it. When I expressed concern with the unpitted cherries, she told me that's the way it's supposed to be so the cherries don't get mushy. Nevertheless, next week she presented me with the same kind of cake, but this time with pitted cherries. It was pretty good until I noticed there were little white dead worms in some of the cherries. I love cherries and I used to love climbing cherry trees as a kid to eat them, but I don't really eat them anymore. toffee apple that was ate up with larva fun fact: primates (other than humans) will preferentially select fruits that has worms  mmm, protein
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Yeah, I read this brand name wrong, too. \Possibly related: 
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Yeah it has a bad name nowadays but Squirt is a good soda.
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Croatoan posted:Yeah it has a bad name nowadays but Squirt is a good soda.
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Distorted Kiwi posted:Yeah, I read this brand name wrong, too. I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that including the Star of David and the Nazi SS symbol in your delicious custard and protective food is not a good idea...
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Distorted Kiwi posted:Yeah, I read this brand name wrong, too. What does it protect? If I cover my body in it, does it act like a suit of power armor? I have so many questions, and that is to say nothing of that symbol.
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It has iodine in it from the seaweed based thickener.
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Goiters is basically why half of old China was mentally incapable of doing anything. Goiters is a big deal and it was worth it to iodize the salt
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bob dobbs is dead posted:Goiters is basically why half of old China was mentally incapable of doing anything. Goiters is a big deal and it was worth it to iodize the salt Iodine deficiency historically was a huge loving problem for everybody not close enough to a coast to eat fish.
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Bogus Adventure posted:I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that including the Star of David and the Nazi SS symbol in your delicious custard and protective food is not a good idea... The packaging is apparently from New Zealand in the early 1930s, so they likely didn’t see the resemblances.
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AlbieQuirky posted:The packaging is apparently from New Zealand in the early 1930s, so they likely didn’t see the resemblances. Lol, I guess we know what Hitler's favorite international food was, then
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cool I never want to buy one of those caramel apples again
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Largest single incidence of increased intelligence in history, was iodization of salt
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i dunno if this actually belongs here, cause i'd eat the gently caress outta it.
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DiggityDoink posted:i dunno if this actually belongs here, cause i'd eat the gently caress outta it. yeah sliders are mostly (maybe all?) liver so that'd probably taste incredible. chooped/ground organs cooking with the stuffing in the turkey is so, so delicious
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boar guy posted:yeah sliders are mostly (maybe all?) liver ... ???
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snoo posted:... ??? is that just an urban myth? i read or heard somewhere that white castle sliders are mainly beef liver sorta like detroit coney chili is mostly beef hearts
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boar guy posted:yeah sliders are mostly (maybe all?) liver so that'd probably taste incredible. chooped/ground organs cooking with the stuffing in the turkey is so, so delicious uh, i dont think ive ever had a slider that had even a tiny bit of liver in it
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DiggityDoink posted:uh, i dont think ive ever had a slider that had even a tiny bit of liver in it specifically white castle sliders
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boar guy posted:specifically white castle sliders yeah i'm pretty sure white castle is just beef and no offal. they dont taste anything like liver or any other organ meat
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DiggityDoink posted:yeah i'm pretty sure white castle is just beef and no offal. beef liver is still beef
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boar guy posted:specifically white castle sliders They're not liver, but they do get cooked right on a bed of onions? Gives the patties a really distinct flavor.
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boar guy posted:beef liver is still beef well now you're just being a pedant and also not reading half of my post. after a google search, i found nothing talking about white castle sliders having liver in them so i don't even know where you got that from
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DiggityDoink posted:well now you're just being a pedant and also not reading half of my post. His uncle works at White Castle
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boar guy posted:yeah sliders are mostly (maybe all?) liver Excuse me, what? Do you also believe that Taco Bell uses Grade F meat and that there's horse meat in McDonalds burgers? Serious question: have you ever eaten a white castle slider? They taste absolutely nothing like liver whatsoever, in any form or fashion. I heartedly encourage you to try them if you never have. They're delicious.
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