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Hezzy posted:I'm growing facial hair and it looks terrible. HTH Hezzy, are you Ricky Gervais' younger slimmer brother? Also we wouldn't be English if we were happy. Until this poo poo planet is torn apart by a singularity there is too much to grumble and complain about.
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# ? Oct 30, 2014 20:07 |
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Bernard McFacknutah posted:Hezzy, are you Ricky Gervais' younger slimmer brother? i wish people would stop saying this ffs
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# ? Oct 30, 2014 20:39 |
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Hezzy posted:i wish people would stop saying this ffs Well, at least you don't look like fat Ricky.
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# ? Oct 30, 2014 20:39 |
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Hezzy posted:i wish people would stop saying this ffs You need a tall gangly partner to fill the Stephen Merchant role.
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# ? Oct 30, 2014 20:50 |
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I already work with a cheeky yorkshire man who gets up to mischief, does that count?
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# ? Oct 30, 2014 20:51 |
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Hezzy posted:I'm growing facial hair and it looks terrible. HTH Give it time. And lots of substance abuse.
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# ? Oct 30, 2014 21:25 |
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Hezzy posted:I'm growing facial hair and it looks terrible. HTH GIS thinks you are a gay porn star.
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# ? Oct 30, 2014 21:30 |
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Mad Dragon posted:GiP thinks you are a gay porn star.
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# ? Oct 30, 2014 21:37 |
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Mad Dragon posted:GIS thinks you are a gay porn star. Why are you GIS'ing him you creepy wanker
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# ? Oct 30, 2014 22:07 |
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Bernard McFacknutah posted:Why are you GIS'ing him you creepy wanker To make sure he's not an IDR.
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# ? Oct 30, 2014 22:11 |
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Hezzy posted:I'm growing facial hair and it looks terrible. HTH you call those sad pubes on yor face a beard m8?
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# ? Oct 30, 2014 23:05 |
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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:you call those sad pubes on yor face a beard m8? nice
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# ? Oct 30, 2014 23:24 |
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Mad Dragon posted:GIS thinks you are a gay porn star. I'll take what I can get
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 00:25 |
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I'm cleared for duty and back on the streets tonight
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 00:40 |
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Whale Cancer posted:I'm cleared for duty and back on the streets tonight so you completed the sexual harrasment seminar?
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 01:10 |
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Haha there's nothing worth harassing at my department.
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 02:07 |
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HerAssMeant nothing. But it kept on going for dayzzz.
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 03:16 |
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beanieson posted:Just dropped $120 on a new screen for my phone & almost $400 on some clothes that aren't my usual t-poo poo/jeans. There's a detective job about to open up and I'm all over it. New house? New phone? Louisiana? Show me your receipts NOW! Slowly...very loving slowly you dirty coonass
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 05:59 |
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Reign Of Pain posted:New house? New phone? Louisiana? Wait, am I supposed to claim bribes as income now?
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 13:30 |
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what about protection money from local businesses? Is that tax free or do we have to claim it?
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 14:07 |
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You have to claim ALL forms of income
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 14:52 |
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Cocaine taken from the evidence room isn't income if it's for personal use though right?
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 14:57 |
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Reign Of Pain posted:You have to claim ALL forms of income How do I put a dollar value on all the freedom and liberties I've taken from people?
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 15:38 |
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Reign Of Pain posted:You have to claim ALL forms of income Your form 1040 is no match for my Glock 17. Didn't your mom ever tell you don't bring a knife to a gun fight? Probably not because your mom didn't love you enough as a child and that's why you work for the IRS.
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 16:16 |
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Pretty difficult to tell a child something when your mouth is full during work hours....
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 16:19 |
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Cmdr. Shepard posted:How do I put a dollar value on all the freedom and liberties I've taken from people? This is why you have to document your stops extremely well, because you have to take into consideration the 3/5ths compromise when oppressing minorities.
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 16:49 |
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I was called a goon today by someone I was arresting. She also tried to use big words and claimed the illuminati were behind it. She went bonkers on a bus.
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 23:15 |
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I would have asked if she had stairs in her house.
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# ? Nov 1, 2014 04:26 |
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November posting in October thread because I can't figure out how to close thread on the iOS Awful app
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