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naem
May 29, 2011

HELLBITCH posted:

As a manly masculine man, I am perfectly comfortable leaving Terran culture and politics to the wo man as I depart to mars to live my days out as a martian outlaw in the new frontier because laws on mars for the first like 10 years lmao

GREETINGS FELLOW FLESH HUMAN

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yo mamma a Horus
Apr 7, 2008

Nap Ghost
when are they gonna make therman and louis

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
Not all women are made of flesh, fleshists!

i like that
May 22, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
Of course The Dennis System would. And right on a schedule here cumz ArbitraryC as a supporting cast mate. Y'all I've seen this movie many times and it's boring imma change the channel on u hoes and just like that you're history 😂😂

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

i like that posted:

Of course The Dennis System would. And right on a schedule here cumz ArbitraryC as a supporting cast mate. Y'all I've seen this movie many times and it's boring imma change the channel on u hoes and just like that you're history 😂😂

father, i manifest myself, the gay one

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

i like that posted:

Damon has some skeletons in his closet. He is just taking too much for a seasoned actor with decades of being in the business and having PR training, you know?

From this article https://www.theguardian.com/film/2017/dec/16/minnie-driver-matt-damon-men-cannot-understand-abuse


:hehe:

I am a good and intelligent man and I think butt pats are equal to rape





they're not a big deal eyyyyyyyy

viral spiral
Sep 19, 2017

by R. Guyovich
Oceans 8 looks more forced than Ghostbusters 2016.

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Its oceans 8 so they can make a trilogy

esperterra
Mar 24, 2010

SHINee's back




viral spiral posted:

Oceans 8 looks more forced than Ghostbusters 2016.

idk, GB16 seems way more forced to me. Ocean's isn't a remake and hasn't had as aggressive a marketing plan as GB16 did, as far as I know.

Yvershek
Nov 15, 2000

and there are no
diamonds in the
mine
Also doubt a heist movie would use a script that's filled with ***IMPROV GOES HERE***

NoNotTheMindProbe
Aug 9, 2010
pony porn was here
I've never seen and Ocean movie. What's it about? A large shark?

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!
Heist/criminal/revenge scheme movies are also a bit more 'generic' for lack of a better term, than something like Ghostbusters. Without the Ocean's branding this movie could probably be popular enough on it's own with just the casting or as just a big heist movie.

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!
Ocean's V8: A new blend of fruits and vegetables that is so delicious that it ought to be criminal.

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

NoNotTheMindProbe posted:

I've never seen and Ocean movie. What's it about? A large shark?

I know 12 Oceans was the one with the virus and monkeys.

I think 11 Oceans is about going back in time to rob a bank.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
There are only five Oceans, plus the two inner earth Oceans, what is this nonsense

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

steinrokkan posted:

There are only five Oceans, plus the two inner earth Oceans, what is this nonsense

That's the whole point, dude.

The Eighth Ocean. C'mon. Like the Fifth Element? Eighth Wonder of the World? Like that.

TheMostFrench
Jul 12, 2009

Stop for me, it's the claw!



If they are Ocean's 8, does that make Danny Ocean the leader still? Are all of these women working under male supervision?

esperterra
Mar 24, 2010

SHINee's back




Sandra Bullock plays his sister and thus the titular Ocean.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012


Nice objectification

esperterra
Mar 24, 2010

SHINee's back




Blue Train posted:

Nice objectification

I love you.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Rutibex posted:

they have Matt Damon in their movie and didnt bother to put him on the poster? let's just throw money down the toilet! lol this movie is going to be the most insufferable woke nonsense ever

shut the gently caress up you incredible moron

amusinginquiry
Nov 8, 2009

College Slice
Oceans 8 but the 8 is stylized as breasts, they can hop in like the Pixar logo and crush 11

Father Wendigo
Sep 28, 2005
This is, sadly, more important to me than bettering myself.


Somebody's transporting a macguffin in an armed 18-wheeler convoy, and it's up to the gang (each in a unique car) to knock over the cargo without anyone noticing. A joke about women drivers is had at some point.

Yes, I think I might watch that.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Madcosby posted:

Its oceans 8 so they can make a trilogy

There will be no trilogy because 7 8 9

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Father Wendigo posted:

Somebody's transporting a macguffin in an armed 18-wheeler convoy, and it's up to the gang (each in a unique car) to knock over the cargo without anyone noticing. A joke about women drivers is had at some point.

Yes, I think I might watch that.

Also they're in the Australian desert and have ridiculous names like Rictus Erectus and stuff

GreatGreen
Jul 3, 2007
That's not what gaslighting means you hyperbolic dipshit.

Gatts posted:

Who is abusing Minnie Driver on a daily basis?

YOU DON'T loving KNOW ANYTHING, YOU MAN.


Seriously though, how is anybody getting upset by what Matt Damon said? He's right. Violence is also violence but just like sexual offenses, there is a difference in violent acts like half slapping/half pushing somebody's arm when you're playfully annoyed and acts like forcing someone to watch as you murder their family with a chainsaw.

Unless his comment was a trolling honeypot meant to draw out all the crazies who think all men should be castrated for just being attracted to women or something.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

Also they're in the Australian desert and have ridiculous names like Rictus Erectus and stuff

Violenca Dentata
Mammus Mortis
Castratia Awkwafina

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

GreatGreen posted:

YOU DON'T loving KNOW ANYTHING, YOU MAN.


Seriously though, how is anybody getting upset by what Matt Damon said? He's right. Violence is also violence but just like sexual offenses, there is a difference in violent acts like half slapping/half pushing somebody's arm when you're playfully annoyed and acts like forcing someone to watch as you murder their family with a chainsaw.

Unless his comment was a trolling honeypot meant to draw out all the crazies who think all men should be castrated for just being attracted to women or something.

You not allowed to criticize post modern word play. words don't have fixed definitions! you are just supposed to call people that disagree with you the worst most negative thing possible, regardless if it's accurate or not.

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

GreatGreen posted:

YOU DON'T loving KNOW ANYTHING, YOU MAN.


Seriously though, how is anybody getting upset by what Matt Damon said? He's right. Violence is also violence but just like sexual offenses, there is a difference in violent acts like half slapping/half pushing somebody's arm when you're playfully annoyed and acts like forcing someone to watch as you murder their family with a chainsaw.

Unless his comment was a trolling honeypot meant to draw out all the crazies who think all men should be castrated for just being attracted to women or something.

did you bother to read the words where the woman criticizing him laid out her criticism of what he said or did you just run with your first intuitive thought and mash out two paragraphs of indignant nonsense

her issue btw was with men barking up with their unoriginal knee jerk opinions instead of shutting the gently caress up and letting the victims of sexual assault do the talking so your response is extremely :ironicat:

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Women need the logical, emotionless judgement of a man to determine when to be offended

i like that
May 22, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
Did y'all know there is a difference bw a mutual hug and rape+murder. I'm a man so just saying in case y'all didn't. Praise me!

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

OMGVBFLOL posted:

did you bother to read the words where the woman criticizing him laid out her criticism of what he said or did you just run with your first intuitive thought and mash out two paragraphs of indignant nonsense

her issue btw was with men barking up with their unoriginal knee jerk opinions instead of shutting the gently caress up and letting the victims of sexual assault do the talking so your response is extremely :ironicat:

If you ideology involves telling people to shut up and not have an opinion it's a lovely ideology.

Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
ahhh yes, the holy words of *looks at cue card* matt damon

GORDON
Jan 1, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

esperterra posted:

Sandra Bullock plays his sister and thus the titular Ocean.

So she never married?

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Rutibex posted:

If you ideology involves telling people to shut up and not have an opinion it's a lovely ideology.

The world isn't getting richer with vacuous idiots drowning out actual discourse with their inane opinions.

"We could have discussed an issue, but instead let us listen to Matt Damon trying to string together a sentence that is so banal that it has no bearing on anything whatsoever"

Of course the problem keeps getting reproduced with people complaining about complaints made about the complaining speech by the original complainer, which is all just wasted air time, but the hope is that some people learn to listen instead when the next case comes up.

steinrokkan fucked around with this message at 17:19 on Dec 22, 2017

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

GORDON posted:

So she never married?

No! Down with the patriarchy!

i like that
May 22, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Rutibex posted:

If you ideology involves telling people to shut up and not have an opinion it's a lovely ideology.

Why are you having an opinion on things you don't know anything about? Why don't you listen to others instead of running yr mouth and being foolish you might learn something

Maya Fey
Jan 22, 2017


steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Yeah, this isn't the same thing, the problem is opposite, that of people basically getting bored in the middle of being directly educated, and interrupting the lesson with nonsense. I agree that the "I'm not here to educate you" mentality is incredibly lovely.

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Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Rutibex posted:

If you ideology involves telling people to shut up and not have an opinion it's a lovely ideology.

if your opinion is informed by zero personal experience and fifteen seconds of thought it’s a worthless opinion and you’re better off listening, asking questions, or deferring instead of taking up space piping up with your brilliant insight that’s actually the exact same dumbass thought as every other person who formed a knee-jerk opinion on the topic

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