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Streak
May 16, 2004

by Nyc_Tattoo

KrunkMcGrunk posted:

I love the "but her emails!" defense Trumpers are doubling down on. It's like those morons don't understand that crimes don't cancel each other out.

If Hillary committed treason, throw her in jail too. Maybe she and donnie can share a cell and the FBI can charge $5 for people to see them.

i smell a sitcom!

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Viruswithshoes
Mar 26, 2007

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



Jose posted:

how long before trump gets rid of the CBO

Not part of the executive branch so he actually can't. It's one of a very small number of groups that are part of the legislative branch (the Library of Congress is another, so your posts are going straight to congress!).

I would not be shocked if congressional republicans tried to get rid of it since "firing jerks who don't tell you exactly what you want to here" plays well to their base. But Trump? He can't do poo poo about the CBO.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
someone post this yet?
http://thehill.com/homenews/house/341677-house-dem-files-article-of-impeachment-against-trump
LOL

Synthwave Crusader
Feb 13, 2011

http://www.latimes.com/politics/essential/la-pol-ca-essential-politics-updates-rep-brad-sherman-just-introduced-1499883664-htmlstory.html

Here we go boys :getin:

E: gently caress ^^^^^^

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



lol trump's not getting impeached unless the dems pick up a crazy number of seats.

so trump's not getting impeached.

Warm und Fuzzy
Jun 20, 2006


What do you suppose the record is for most articles of impeachment filed against a single president? Then, what's the over/under for this president?

Teikanmi
Dec 16, 2006

by R. Guyovich
Yeah outside of some kind of treason or super serious crime it's real unlikely

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



Only children of the Trump administration will be old enough to remember this lol:

https://twitter.com/hunterw/status/885233667722940420


I kinda wish they didn't do this. There's two ways this plays out: boring grandstanding (it's going to be this one) or Republicans have a sudden attack of sanity and actually follow through with it. If republicans do that, then they get out from under Trump's shadow and given how deep congressional republicans (particularly in the house) and Pence are in this whole thing, and that Pence isn't going to undo any of Trump's insanity, I want the Trump train to keep running them over.

But hey, maybe one or two republicans will cross the aisle to back this and then we'll get some real lols out of it.

Knight
Dec 23, 2000

SPACE-A-HOLIC
Taco Defender
Articles of impeachment filed in the first 5 months of office. What will be left for future presidents?

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Yet another example of trump accomplishing more, faster than any previous president

Valt
May 14, 2006

Oh HELL yeah.
Ultra Carp
Hey guys seems like everything is..... *train horn sounds in the distance* going pretty well. Seems kind of funny that Don Trump is our...... *train horn sounds much closer* president. I heard that kid rock is running for senate... *gets obliterated by a train*

Quidam Viator
Jan 24, 2001

ask me about how voting Donald Trump was worth 400k and counting dead.

Blue Train posted:

Yet another example of trump accomplishing more, faster than any previous president

:hmbol: the accelerationism is coming from inside the White House

Toilet Shoes
Aug 22, 2016

by Lowtax

Blue Train posted:

Yet another example of trump accomplishing more, faster than any previous president

Fulfilling yet another campaign promise. I'm never getting sick of WINNING! MAGA!


I'll let you decide the "tone" of that.

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

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Valt posted:

Hey guys seems like everything is..... *train horn sounds in the distance* going pretty well. Seems kind of funny that Don Trump is our...... *train horn sounds much closer* president. I heard that kid rock is running for senate... *gets obliterated by a train*

*At Superbowl* please stand for the singing of our national anthem, Bawitdaba

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:

*At Superbowl* please stand for the singing of our national anthem, Bawitdaba

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-UjB94LyYY

ambient robot
Apr 23, 2014

by Lowtax

Random Stranger posted:

Only children of the Trump administration will be old enough to remember this lol:

https://twitter.com/hunterw/status/885233667722940420

hell yes we got an orb in the white house all hail

my new dog
May 7, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
Haha but srsly stop talking about the orb. It's mine

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
i love orb

WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009
Wanna lick that orb

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

I thought Maxine waters or some other wack filed this already.

Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
I'm not thinking of anything!

Random Stranger posted:


I kinda wish they didn't do this. There's two ways this plays out: boring grandstanding (it's going to be this one) or Republicans have a sudden attack of sanity and actually follow through with it. If republicans do that, then they get out from under Trump's shadow and given how deep congressional republicans (particularly in the house) and Pence are in this whole thing, and that Pence isn't going to undo any of Trump's insanity, I want the Trump train to keep running them over.

But hey, maybe one or two republicans will cross the aisle to back this and then we'll get some real lols out of it.

i mean we're at day 174 and we've already seen Trump fire the FBI director because he wouldn't step off the Russia thing (which got Mueller appointed) and his own son has admitted that he met with somebody in Russia to get dirt on Hillary. Last Friday we were all relatively "certain" that this was all a bunch of bullshit and nothing would ever happen

lets stop being so cynical and start to believe that we may potentially see some historically big lols as Trump goes down hard. and also, it's not like Trump is sitting back smoking expensive cigars and having a good time, he's obviously pretty stressed out - there are cracks in the veneer that are showing and it's amazing,

buck up people, poo poo may very well go down and this could get a WHOLE lot messier. Republicans stuck with Nixon until the end as well.

Tumble fucked around with this message at 22:48 on Jul 12, 2017

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
want to place orb gently into goatse's butthole. glorious orb pedestal.

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012




welp, guess im gonna watch this and dredd over the next couple days

i bet idiocracy is gonna bum me out now though

hitchensgoespop
Oct 22, 2008
Tumble got this bang to rights, were all guests on donny Ts wild ride and so far it's been loving glorious.

And here's the coolest thing to go along with that, it's not over, this is just the start, there's WAY more to come.

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
trump "i never met those people"

Exclusive: Video shows Trump with associates tied to email controversy

http://www.cnn.com/2017/07/12/politics/video-trump-relationships-russian-associates/index.html

trump "i "never" ""met"" those, people.

stealie72
Jan 10, 2007

Lime Tonics posted:

trump "i never met those people"

Exclusive: Video shows Trump with associates tied to email controversy

http://www.cnn.com/2017/07/12/politics/video-trump-relationships-russian-associates/index.html

trump "i "never" ""met"" those, people.

Is it a lie if you have dementia and can't remember meeting them?

turn off the TV
Aug 4, 2010

moderately annoying

https://twitter.com/PoliticsPoorly/status/884783959501975552
https://twitter.com/McFaul/status/885146485049835522
https://twitter.com/ktumulty/status/864965657158459392
https://twitter.com/businessinsider/status/885227035706236928

quote:

Trump Jr., the president's eldest son, on Tuesday tweeted an email chain from June 2016 in which he entertained accepting damaging information from a "Russian government attorney" about Hillary Clinton as part of the Kremlin's support for his father's campaign.

That attorney, Natalia Veselnitskaya, represents the family of Pyotr Katsyv, the former vice governor of the Moscow region, whose son, Denis, owns the real-estate company Prevezon. The DOJ had been investigating whether Prevezon laundered millions of dollars through New York City real estate when the case was unexpectedly settled two days before going to trial in May.

:thunk:

turn off the TV fucked around with this message at 23:28 on Jul 12, 2017

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
The fact that Kushner had the email chain available to him seemed to contradict an earlier statement from Trump Jr., who said over the weekend that Kushner and Manafort were told "nothing of the substance" of the meeting when he asked them to attend.

"Mr. Kushner’s decision to take this meeting raises significant questions about his judgment and his respect for the very principles that our democracy was founded on — that our elections should be sacred and free of interference from a foreign adversary," Rep. Elijah Cummings, the ranking member of the House Oversight Committee, told Business Insider in an email.

"His reported failure to disclose this meeting — and numerous others with Russians — when he submitted his security clearance application compounds the problem and is deeply concerning."

http://www.businessinsider.com/jared-kushner-donald-trump-jr-meeting-russian-lawyer-2017-7

gee, if I didn't know any better, i would think something fishy was going on. It's a nothingburger right? coke please,

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright

Lime Tonics posted:

trump "i never met those people"

Exclusive: Video shows Trump with associates tied to email controversy

http://www.cnn.com/2017/07/12/politics/video-trump-relationships-russian-associates/index.html

trump "i "never" ""met"" those, people.

Is it a lie if you later regret being filmed meeting them and want it to go away?

oh wait

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vn_PSJsl0LQ

tao of lmao
Oct 9, 2005

Chinatown posted:

thats just a corpse put into a sitting pose right

Actually that's the POTUS lol

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
please satan let jeff sessions eat poo poo.

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

KoRMaK posted:

welp, guess im gonna watch this and dredd over the next couple days

i bet idiocracy is gonna bum me out now though

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGUNPMPrxvA

Idiocracy is still a very funny movie, but yeah, when you watch what was going on at the Trump rallies, we are pretty much 60% already there.

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.

Tumble posted:

i mean we're at day 174 and we've already seen Trump fire the FBI director because he wouldn't step off the Russia thing (which got Mueller appointed) and his own son has admitted that he met with somebody in Russia to get dirt on Hillary. Last Friday we were all relatively "certain" that this was all a bunch of bullshit and nothing would ever happen

lets stop being so cynical and start to believe that we may potentially see some historically big lols as Trump goes down hard. and also, it's not like Trump is sitting back smoking expensive cigars and having a good time, he's obviously pretty stressed out - there are cracks in the veneer that are showing and it's amazing,

buck up people, poo poo may very well go down and this could get a WHOLE lot messier. Republicans stuck with Nixon until the end as well.

Muller has basically unlimited power right now, we know that the Trump Org was run in part by two dumbfucks who have no issue with engaging in criminal activity and have ties to a lot of sketchy, sketchy people. Short term Trump resigns if Mueller starts tugging at strings attached to bodies Trump never thought anyone would find or even start looking for.

It's not that difficult to imagine a situation where Mueller starts getting at documents that could take down the Trump Org and Trump seeing his dismal approval rating and the fact that he is about to lose his clubs, his reputation, his ego, his legacy in a very public dumpster fire he decides to retreat to Trump Tower away from the public eye before the poo poo hits the fan.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

tao of lmao posted:

Actually that's the POTUS lol

haha :D

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

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Lime Tonics posted:

The fact that Kushner had the email chain available to him seemed to contradict an earlier statement from Trump Jr., who said over the weekend that Kushner and Manafort were told "nothing of the substance" of the meeting when he asked them to attend.

"Mr. Kushner’s decision to take this meeting raises significant questions about his judgment and his respect for the very principles that our democracy was founded on — that our elections should be sacred and free of interference from a foreign adversary," Rep. Elijah Cummings, the ranking member of the House Oversight Committee, told Business Insider in an email.

"His reported failure to disclose this meeting — and numerous others with Russians — when he submitted his security clearance application compounds the problem and is deeply concerning."

http://www.businessinsider.com/jared-kushner-donald-trump-jr-meeting-russian-lawyer-2017-7

gee, if I didn't know any better, i would think something fishy was going on. It's a nothingburger right? coke please,

Sir, this is a

canpakes
Jul 26, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

At first I thought Kell was surfing on a huge green grape and I was like what the heck? Obviously it's supposed to be a pickle because that is more associated with hamburgers.

a very large fish
Oct 18, 2012

in a different reality they are all getting RICOed but here in the joke dimension everyone just scratches their head and wonders if criminal conspiracy is a real crime as the country is sold to Russian oligarchs lol

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tao of lmao
Oct 9, 2005

I'm getting sick of winning and hungry for nothingburgers.

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