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LifeLynx posted:I'd use it forever and have everyone who ever beat me in a match sign it from that day forward. best take
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TheChirurgeon posted:The biggest tell this idiot is a scrub is that they wrote about how they got mana screwed both games, like they want us to know that the loss wasn't legitimate. But also humblebragged that they've won a half dozen other game day mats just none were their favourite character Nicol Bolas.
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# ? Jun 26, 2018 20:23 |
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LifeLynx posted:I'd use it forever and have everyone who ever beat me in a match sign it from that day forward. Yeah I'd 100% keep the mat and use it. Unless you're at the pro tour level let your ego die and don't get tilted about children's wizard trading cards. Even at that level, I suspect it helps. I honestly want to hit up one of my starving artist friends and commission this: Redone as a four-panel comic and print it on a playmat, only he's talking about magic and playing a green stompy deck. Owlbear Camus fucked around with this message at 20:27 on Jun 26, 2018 |
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Owlbear Camus posted:Yeah I'd 100% keep the mat and use it. Magic.loss?
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# ? Jun 26, 2018 20:25 |
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Owlbear Camus posted:Yeah I'd 100% keep the mat and use it. I'd buy one.
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# ? Jun 26, 2018 20:33 |
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Owlbear Camus posted:Yeah I'd 100% keep the mat and use it. Drop the 4th panel out and replace it with the 5th and boy u got yourself a loss.
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# ? Jun 26, 2018 20:33 |
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Elyv posted:it does not play Goblin Chainwhirler or Teferi, Hero of Dominaria, so I suspect it's not good I fear I cannot play those, I have known the touch of woman. But my thinking was that either the 1/1s can be made bigger or I can punish Chainwhirler with Slimefoot.
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# ? Jun 26, 2018 20:36 |
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And here I was wondering whether or not I'm the only person who thought that was funny. Turns out reddit is full of babies. Who'd have thought? Bonus if you don't wanna read the thread: OP is actually trying to clean off the sharpie so he can use the mat, claims it's on its fourth wash right now. Katana Gomai fucked around with this message at 20:40 on Jun 26, 2018 |
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BizarroAzrael posted:I fear I cannot play those, I have known the touch of woman. You'll probably find in practice that they just answer the lord or the 'foot with an Abrade and then drop the 'whirler.
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# ? Jun 26, 2018 20:39 |
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Katana Gomai posted:
lol the reddit post comments are all saying it's a dick move, proving once again that reddit posters are awful, especially the OP At least they could write "Number One" above it so it becomes "Number One Runner Up Store CHAMPION"
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# ? Jun 26, 2018 20:41 |
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I mean, it is a dick move, but it's also hilarious. It also suggests that the OP was not taking the loss graciously, because I doubt the dude would have put him on blast out of the blue like that without reason.
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# ? Jun 26, 2018 20:44 |
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I'm not immune from getting salty, and I was disappointed that I didn't get the play mat but lol if you think I'm gonna throw and internet bitchfit over someone giving me the play mat marker on it or not.
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# ? Jun 26, 2018 20:53 |
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It's probably not the most sportsmanlike way to handle things as it does kind of come across as bragging, but for god's sake, it was a drat joke. People on reddit are wimps.
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# ? Jun 26, 2018 20:53 |
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I mean its not like the guy wrote "ur a f*g" and drew a giant penis on it or anything
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# ? Jun 26, 2018 20:54 |
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In a perfect world the winner’s side of the story would be how he was going to give the mat to the guy as he already won a mat but the loser was being a total rear end in a top hat during the match, lost to variance, and threw a tantrum so he decided to give him a lesson in humility or something. Edit - have the stolen goon valor dude create a parody post of the above and put it in the same subreddit.
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# ? Jun 26, 2018 20:55 |
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Really cool move of the guy to let him have the playmat, and major dick move to refuse to use it.
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# ? Jun 26, 2018 20:56 |
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Winner should have cut the mat in half and made a Thanos joke imho
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# ? Jun 26, 2018 20:57 |
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BizarroAzrael posted:I fear I cannot play those, I have known the touch of woman. I mean I don't actually play Standard, this is just my intuition. I could definitely be wrong, although the fact that no one seems to be playing Saprolings at GPs/PT makes me think I'm not.
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# ? Jun 26, 2018 21:02 |
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Matsuri posted:It's probably not the most sportsmanlike way to handle things as it does kind of come across as bragging, but for god's sake, it was a drat joke. People on reddit are wimps. something similar happened at my store, some guy was showing off the playmat and everyone starting jokingly pointing out that he didn't actually win. then we all, including the playmat owner, had a good laugh because we're not two years old
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# ? Jun 26, 2018 21:04 |
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Hot take: people IRL aren't always like people on the internet. You don't have to assume as quickly that someone is being malicious or douchey in person. (It's easier to assume that people mean well but are just really awkward.) Same goes for the playmat giver. He probably meant well and thought it'd be a funny show of good will, acknowledging that he had a really easy win and it must have felt bad for the player who got mana-screwed. He had already won at another store, so to give his mat to the runner-up seems like a nice thing to do, even with a joke tied in. The receiver, on the other hand, is just pathetic.
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# ? Jun 26, 2018 21:07 |
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little munchkin posted:something similar happened at my store, some guy was showing off the playmat and everyone starting jokingly pointing out that he didn't actually win. then we all, including the playmat owner, had a good laugh because we're not two years old
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# ? Jun 26, 2018 21:16 |
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After a streak of good events (3-1 like four times in a row now), I finally had a lovely one today. Went 0-3 with Hollow One at the LGS Modern event today, and then had a bye for the last game. Had to happen at some point. Also, gently caress everything about bogles.
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# ? Jun 26, 2018 21:19 |
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LifeLynx posted:I'd use it forever and have everyone who ever beat me in a match sign it from that day forward. The people on Reddit are insanely offended by the winner. I think that's amazing. I would proudly play that loving mat.
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# ? Jun 26, 2018 21:45 |
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Depends how it was delivered. If the guy was joking then yeah, take it in stride and proudly use that poo poo. If the guy rocked up to the store and said "here you go you loving loser" then call the guy a oval office. Then use that poo poo because it's hilarious.
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# ? Jun 26, 2018 21:47 |
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Errant Gin Monks posted:The people on Reddit are insanely offended by the winner. I think that's amazing. I would proudly play that loving mat. i want that mat real bad as well
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# ? Jun 26, 2018 21:53 |
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AnEdgelord posted:I mean its not like the guy wrote "ur a f*g" and drew a giant penis on it or anything Now I want my playmat to say that loving hell
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# ? Jun 26, 2018 22:05 |
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Best playmat I've seen so far has all the spots marked for poo poo on it. As an example the discard section says "Dead Stuff" and other euphemisms.
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# ? Jun 26, 2018 22:07 |
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Rojo_Sombrero posted:Best playmat I've seen so far has all the spots marked for poo poo on it. As an example the discard section says "Dead Stuff" and other euphemisms. Yeah, LoadingReadyRun sells that one, although it's been sold out for a little while now.
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# ? Jun 26, 2018 22:23 |
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There shouldnt be a fighty place imo
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# ? Jun 26, 2018 22:25 |
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Baldrash posted:Yeah, LoadingReadyRun sells that one, although it's been sold out for a little while now. I'd want a mirrored one because I keep my poo poo on the left.
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# ? Jun 26, 2018 22:28 |
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I agree with (I think) suicidesteve who said that there should be a standard laid out in the rules. I don't even remember if I rolled left or right, but it's the kind of thing that would help cut down on cheating and make a cleaner game with little to no additional uphead
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# ? Jun 26, 2018 22:32 |
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Shadow225 posted:I agree with (I think) suicidesteve who said that there should be a standard laid out in the rules. I don't even remember if I rolled left or right, but it's the kind of thing that would help cut down on cheating and make a cleaner game with little to no additional uphead You got a problem with this board state???
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# ? Jun 26, 2018 22:37 |
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Matsuri posted:I'd want a mirrored one because I keep my poo poo on the left. a smart man
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# ? Jun 26, 2018 22:43 |
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Tainen posted:You got a problem with this board state??? I can never see your attachments while makes for a fun reading experience during spoiler season, so I guess I don't since it doesn't exist in this mortal plane
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# ? Jun 26, 2018 22:48 |
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Katana Gomai posted:And here I was wondering whether or not I'm the only person who thought that was funny. Turns out reddit is full of babies. Who'd have thought? He should throw his whole deck in the wash with it.
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# ? Jun 26, 2018 22:50 |
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Tainen posted:You got a problem with this board state??? bless this mess
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# ? Jun 26, 2018 23:03 |
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Baldrash posted:Yeah, LoadingReadyRun sells that one, although it's been sold out for a little while now. drat and now I really want one
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# ? Jun 26, 2018 23:05 |
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maybe magic, or any game involving socialization for that matter, is not the game for you
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# ? Jun 26, 2018 23:18 |
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It's not really, the irritation; it's the crying about getting a gift on the Internet that makes him a baby.
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# ? Jun 26, 2018 23:31 |
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Matsuri posted:I'd want a mirrored one because I keep my poo poo on the left. Yeah, this is pure lunacy. Shadow225 posted:I agree with (I think) suicidesteve who said that there should be a standard laid out in the rules. I don't even remember if I rolled left or right, but it's the kind of thing that would help cut down on cheating and make a cleaner game with little to no additional uphead I don't know that I said that (maybe I did, idk) but I do agree. Deck on one side, graveyard above it, RFG below.
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