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BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

I always thought anyone whose Doodle was Dandy was a Yankee.

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Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018
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snergle
Aug 3, 2013

A kind little mouse!

The Bloop posted:

Mixed feelings, but general approval, thanks.


Maybe a :killdozer: named Sherman's March

sherman was a war crime machine against the south and even worse against the natives. gently caress him to. noone is good who was alive 200+ yrs ago except maybe licoln. thats why they shouldnt be worshiped for perceived good they did because they absolutely did stuff extremely bad .

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

snergle posted:

sherman was a war crime machine against the south and even worse against the natives. gently caress him to. noone is good who was alive 200+ yrs ago except maybe licoln. thats why they shouldnt be worshiped for perceived good they did because they absolutely did stuff extremely bad .

High fiving Sherman isnt so much "Sherman rules" as it is "the south sucks"

DontMockMySmock
Aug 9, 2008

I got this title for the dumbest fucking possible take on sea shanties. Specifically, I derailed the meme thread because sailors in the 18th century weren't woke enough for me, and you shouldn't sing sea shanties. In fact, don't have any fun ever.

snergle posted:

noone is good who was alive 200+ yrs ago except maybe licoln.

What's it like in the 2060s? Have we finally gone to Mars yet? How's global warming going?

PittTheElder
Feb 13, 2012

:geno: Yes, it's like a lava lamp.

snergle posted:

sherman was a war crime machine against the south

:lol: lost_cause.txt

cock hero flux
Apr 17, 2011



DontMockMySmock posted:

What's it like in the 2060s? Have we finally gone to Mars yet? How's global warming going?

abraham lincoln was alive 200 years ago

he was a child, but still, if you're going to be a huge pedant this kind of fact-checking should be standard for you

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Everything was a lovely war crime against the natives, that's true.


Regarding "the South" though, Sherman didn't go nearly far enough

snergle
Aug 3, 2013

A kind little mouse!
he didnt just burn down slave owners plantations which I have no problem with and would agree he didnt go far enough because he spared a bunch towards the end when they asked him nicely not to. He also stole food from literally everyone and his entire goal was to be a terrorist because he hated war and wanted people to understand how lovely it is. which again I agree with. I just dont agree with poor people unable to move out of the south being used as canon fodder by their rich slave owning neighbours having their food stolen or being conscripted / put in pow camps.

also in 2060 im the only person alive because everyone moved to some big rock orbiting your anus

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

snergle posted:

he didnt just burn down slave owners plantations which I have no problem with and would agree he didnt go far enough because he spared a bunch towards the end when they asked him nicely not to. He also stole food from literally everyone and his entire goal was to be a terrorist because he hated war and wanted people to understand how lovely it is. which again I agree with. I just dont agree with poor people unable to move out of the south being used as canon fodder by their rich slave owning neighbours having their food stolen or being conscripted / put in pow camps.

also in 2060 im the only person alive because everyone moved to some big rock orbiting your anus

That would be the planetoid Hemorrhoidus

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018
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snergle posted:

He also stole food from literally everyone

oh man, you're gonna lose your poo poo when you find out how war worked throughout the entire world until like maybe 100 years ago

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Along with a gallery of similar weirdness:
https://imgur.com/gallery/AfPVRwP

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
i appreciate the boldness of luke, but his dog looks embarrassed

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof
Nathan is over the top.

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
the lady that swipes that is my type of lady though

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/maureenjohnson/status/1105911095481520129

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

A contract signed by a minor is not binding!

jobson groeth posted:

I live in Australia, does this mean that almost the entire world is yanks?

seppos ffs

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

"Now point me t'wards one of them gotdang injun reservations, I wanna see if I can make them casinos glow like in New Vegas."

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

The Bloop posted:

Regarding "the South" though, Sherman didn't go nearly far enough

Indeed

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Nathan is over the top.


What's that poster over the shitter?

snergle
Aug 3, 2013

A kind little mouse!

Gripweed posted:

oh man, you're gonna lose your poo poo when you find out how war worked throughout the entire world until like maybe 100 years ago

yeah and thats why we made treaties limiting its effect on citizens and i know the civil war was before the genova pact but he was still a monster and shouldnt be celebrated.

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

That would be the planetoid Hemorrhoidus

Planetoidus Haemorrhoidus is my favorite Chili Peppers album

PittTheElder
Feb 13, 2012

:geno: Yes, it's like a lava lamp.

Sherman should have a national holiday, at least until the last statue of a Confederate leader is torn down.

Then that holiday should be renamed after Metacomet.

PittTheElder has a new favorite as of 03:12 on Mar 14, 2019

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018
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https://twitter.com/TheDweck/status/1105994238360203264

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018
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wrong thread but it's funny so I'm leaving it

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

snergle posted:

genova pact

I don't know what that is, but I hope it has something to do with salami.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

This but John Brown.

HAmbONE
May 11, 2004

I know where the XBox is!!
Smellrose

The Bloop posted:

Solice Kirsk posted:
Knight Rider kicked rear end!




Is this not Viper? Which I remember being filmed in my hometown

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Viper_(TV_series)

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
Country girls make do

Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
Nap Ghost

HAmbONE posted:

Is this not Viper? Which I remember being filmed in my hometown

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Viper_(TV_series)

Yep and at one point after the series ended the guy the bought some of the not-road-worthy and uninsurable production vehicles at auction changed the VINs and sold them as legit Dodge Vipers. The scheme was uncovered when the vehicles started breaking down and getting into accidents and the insurance agencies tracked the sales back.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

I love this so much. Just a little bit of magic on a bookshelf.

Hid the wires a bit better and maybe paint in some colours and it'd be perfect.

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

Atlanta really should give this to the Omaha airport.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

I remember Viper but not the details, is it just morphing between two different models of Viper? That would seem to be of limited use.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Knormal posted:

I remember Viper but not the details, is it just morphing between two different models of Viper? That would seem to be of limited use.

I think the white mode has weapons and stuff.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Megillah Gorilla posted:

I love this so much. Just a little bit of magic on a bookshelf.

Hid the wires a bit better and maybe paint in some colours and it'd be perfect.

The artist who makes them was apparently pretty surprised by how much they blew up on the internet. The only way to get them is to contact him via Twitter and apparently he has a LONG list of back orders he's working through.

They have an angled mirror set at the back so they seem to be twice as long as they actually are:


https://twitter.com/monde55212068


Edit: if someone started making Diagon Alley versions of this they'd make a fortune

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
I thought it was a one-off art thing.


I can only imagine what it would feel like to be a child walking along some bookshelves and finding one of those :allears:

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

The artist who makes them was apparently pretty surprised by how much they blew up on the internet. The only way to get them is to contact him via Twitter and apparently he has a LONG list of back orders he's working through.

They have an angled mirror set at the back so they seem to be twice as long as they actually are:


https://twitter.com/monde55212068


Edit: if someone started making Diagon Alley versions of this they'd make a fortune

If those are hand carved they must take a ton of work to make. How much would they have to be sold for to make it worthwhile?

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yaffle
Sep 15, 2002

Flapdoodle

PittTheElder posted:

:lol: lost_cause.txt

https://pando.com/2014/11/20/the-war-nerd-why-sherman-was-right-to-burn-atlanta/

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