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loquacius posted:Maybe it's a Christianity thing; I went to temple a lot as a kid and I never heard a rabbi spend any of his sermon time talking poo poo about other religions Yeah, but AFAIK, Judaism doesn't have a whole thing about how you need to spread the word to all corners of the earth so they can hear the Good Word.
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# ? May 25, 2024 13:08 |
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Jews don't want any jerk-offs joining their club, man If you want to join, you gotta jump through some hoops And then they give you the CHOP
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# ? Mar 28, 2017 20:56 |
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Judaism does not proselytize, which I actually really like about it The canon Jewish response to someone wanting to convert is "why would you WANT this"
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# ? Mar 28, 2017 20:58 |
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We're all gonna feel real stupid when we die and some crazy religion from like 20k BC turns out to be correct and we all get banished to the land of predators and cold because we weren't buried with our seashell talisman and an ostrich femur.
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# ? Mar 28, 2017 21:18 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:We're all gonna feel real stupid when we die and some crazy religion from like 20k BC turns out to be correct and we all get banished to the land of predators and cold because we weren't buried with our seashell talisman and an ostrich femur. You wrong, ostrich femur talisman and a seashell, you wrong way round. Unbeliever I Kill you!
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# ? Mar 28, 2017 21:30 |
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If something like that happens I don't think I could even be mad, I'd just have to acknowledge they played a good game at appearing to be a bunch of batshit nonsense that nobody in their right mind would believe, and accept my eternal punishment.
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# ? Mar 28, 2017 21:33 |
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yeah I eat rear end posted:If something like that happens I don't think I could even be mad, I'd just have to acknowledge they played a good game at appearing to be a bunch of batshit nonsense that nobody in their right mind would believe, and accept my eternal punishment. Even if you did worship the right god, that god might very well be like, "Well, you had an awful lot of power trips fantasizing about killing me," *squints at notes* "final fantasy, nietzsche, more final fantasy. Not cool. Not cool at all. Hell might be a better fit for you"
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# ? Mar 28, 2017 22:02 |
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quote:I'm a homicide detective in a red state with a stand your ground law. I loving hate the fact that some junkie rummaging through your tool shed is gonna end up dead just for being on the property and there's basically nothing I can do about it due to how the laws in this shithole state are written. This one kind of got lost under all the whiny teenage GOD IS DEAD bullshit, but you seem like a cool person.
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# ? Mar 29, 2017 00:00 |
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yeah I eat rear end posted:If something like that happens I don't think I could even be mad, I'd just have to acknowledge they played a good game at appearing to be a bunch of batshit nonsense that nobody in their right mind would believe, and accept my eternal punishment. It could be that the people who go through life not believing will be rewarded because they had it harder than those who had the comfort of faith.
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# ? Mar 29, 2017 13:06 |
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quote:One time I saw WWE wrestler Seth Rollins at the grocery store. WWE was in town that night so I assumed he was grabbing some food or something. So I go up to him to get a picture or maybe just say hi. And then he pinched my nipple. quote:I have a hard time communicating and showing emotions and it's a huge sticking point with my fiance. I fully admit it is my biggest flaw and I'm slowly working to change it.
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# ? Mar 29, 2017 13:25 |
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I too cry for monsters but if they turn human I give 0 fucks
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# ? Mar 29, 2017 13:27 |
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3 year engagement pushed it over the edge.
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# ? Mar 29, 2017 13:28 |
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So is that guy Roy from The Office?
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# ? Mar 29, 2017 13:31 |
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Ahahaha. I love this one. "Y'know what makes me cry? A literal slideshow of MOTHRA (Summer 2019), ROHDAN (Spring 2021), KING GHIDORA (Summer 2022)" Oh that was good.
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# ? Mar 29, 2017 13:57 |
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Arkanomen posted:You wrong, ostrich femur talisman and a seashell, you wrong way round. Unbeliever I Kill you! Dammit Arkanomen, you know there are *three* seashells, a cockatoo, AND a femur talisman. Stop playing meanspirited pranks on these people's souls or Asherah the Hungerer will put you in the 'maybe eat later' pile.
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# ? Mar 29, 2017 14:24 |
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that 37 year old virgin goon with the bad childhood should hire a hooker or one of those therapists that gently caress you and pretend they're not a hooker that was in some earlier confession thread. sexual surrogacy i think
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# ? Mar 29, 2017 14:29 |
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Jose posted:that 37 year old virgin goon with the bad childhood should hire a hooker I'm not sure whether sexual surrogates are a myth or a real thing, but if they are real it could actually be a pretty useful thing to a lot of emotionally damaged people. I don't mean a hooker that is payed by your insurance, I mean someone that genuinely guides them through sex in a therapeutic way.
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Metrofreak posted:Ahahaha. I love this one.
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The Management posted:I'm not sure whether sexual surrogates are a myth or a real thing, but if they are real it could actually be a pretty useful thing to a lot of emotionally damaged people. I don't mean a hooker that is payed by your insurance, I mean someone that genuinely guides them through sex in a therapeutic way. a decent hooker will do that if you're upfront about it i imagine
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The Management posted:I'm not sure whether sexual surrogates are a myth or a real thing, but if they are real it could actually be a pretty useful thing to a lot of emotionally damaged people. I don't mean a hooker that is payed by your insurance, I mean someone that genuinely guides them through sex in a therapeutic way. I'm sure there are therapists like that. The real question is how they would go about getting licensed for it. Like, would they have to show their proficiency at a myriad of sexual acts/positions in front of a board or something?
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Solice Kirsk posted:I'm sure there are therapists like that. The real question is how they would go about getting licensed for it. Like, would they have to show their proficiency at a myriad of sexual acts/positions in front of a board or something? Thinking about it, there's no way a medical board would authorize sexual contact between a therapist and a patient, at least in the US. There would have to be a third party sexual surrogate that is under the direction of a licensed therapist.
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# ? Mar 29, 2017 15:22 |
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if you feel bad about your body maybe get a dominatrix
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# ? Mar 29, 2017 15:23 |
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Jose posted:if you feel bad about your body maybe get a dominatrix Yeah from the ones I've seen just looking at one will likely make you feel much better about yourself.
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# ? Mar 29, 2017 16:03 |
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quote:I've started getting really into GILF porn online. quote:I took a week's vacation last week as I'm going through a bad divorce and needed some time to clear my mind. I spent it at my parents' house in order to give my ex-wife a week to clear out her stuff from the apartment. I am not in a good spot mentally, which may be clouding my judgment on the following events. I would appreciate 3rd party judgment and advice.
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# ? Mar 29, 2017 23:08 |
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My robot is also named bort
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# ? Mar 29, 2017 23:15 |
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Then I noticed Rehtaf uses his "Tselom" ray on the hero every issue, guys my story is so deep don't you think??????
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# ? Mar 29, 2017 23:22 |
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My father, who murdered my friend Bort, is also named Bort
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# ? Mar 29, 2017 23:29 |
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55+ is the new 18. Whatevs.
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# ? Mar 29, 2017 23:30 |
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Like I'm sorry your post disappeared from the first page of r/nosleep after a couple of hours because nobody upvoted it, but maybe gently caress off and think of something better next time
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# ? Mar 29, 2017 23:32 |
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And get this, my father was never home! (Between 9am and 5pm) And in the comic I drew when I was 7, Rehtaf had a pet dog named Dad. That's Dad spelled backwards!
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# ? Mar 30, 2017 00:05 |
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One time my father didn't let me have KFC for dinner and made me clean my room then in one issue Rehtaf was eating chicken! And his room was immaculate!
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# ? Mar 30, 2017 00:09 |
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ElGroucho posted:Jews don't want any jerk-offs joining their club, man As someone who was in the orthodox conversion program for 2.5 years, they make you jump through more than a few hoops. More if you're in a relationship at the time.
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# ? Mar 30, 2017 00:12 |
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Dude, that's like when you found out the bad guy was the dad in the Lego Movie!
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# ? Mar 30, 2017 01:13 |
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quote:I went out partying with some buddies and, long story short, we ended up seeing my grandma at Buffalo Wild Wings. She joined us and even had a few drinks. The problem is now I believe my friends think my grandma is cooler and more fun than me. quote:I am the middle child of 3 sisters. My youngest sister is 19. She's lived a bit of a sheltered life and, compared to myself and our older sister, hasn't had as much life experience. Especially with relationships - she's just recently started dating a guy and it's her first boyfriend. I am worried she is overlooking some major issues, but also worried I might just be an overly protective sister.
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# ? Mar 30, 2017 03:13 |
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lol those are gold
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# ? Mar 30, 2017 03:16 |
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The truth is that everybody's Grandma is way cooler than them
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# ? Mar 30, 2017 03:18 |
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Teenagers are idiots and most teenage guys appear to be scumbags because they don't know any better
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# ? Mar 30, 2017 03:18 |
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Wanna go drinking with that grandma
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# ? Mar 30, 2017 03:20 |
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Buffalo Wild Wings grandma totally would have gotten the threesome clue
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# ? Mar 30, 2017 03:24 |
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The Management posted:Teenagers are idiots and most teenage guys appear to be scumbags because they don't know any better There's a pretty big stretch between "idiot teenage boy" and this creeperino
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