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rudatron
May 31, 2011

by Fluffdaddy
My posts are as long as they need to be, and I'm using precise wording. Its not possible to make them shorter without losing meaning.

In comparison to even the average tgrs post, which tend to be word salads, they're quite short.

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Control Volume
Dec 31, 2008

Translation: I can't shorten my posts without losing meaning. In comparison to average TGRS posts, which are long, mine are short.

Goon Danton
May 24, 2012

Don't forget to show my shitposts to the people. They're well worth seeing.

rudatron posted:

My posts are as long as they need to be, and I'm using precise wording. Its not possible to make them shorter without losing meaning.

Dr. Peterson, is that you?

rudatron
May 31, 2011

by Fluffdaddy
Point in case: the post you pulled that quote from, has about 20 more words (and 30 more characters), than the post of mine he's referring to. Count them yourself if you don't believe me.

Futuresight
Oct 11, 2012

IT'S ALL TURNED TO SHIT!
* The Internet dies as billions of people rush to count the words in those posts, severely overloading key nodes in the network *

fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'


quote:

Rudatron is my favorite because he thinks he's so intellectual and philosophical and goes out of his way to use the most intelligent sounding words while lacking the self awareness to realize that it makes people laugh at him instead of taking him more seriously. 

this take is far too reasonable for this thread

some plague rats
Jun 5, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
I can't get over the sprint from "you like jokes? Yeah I bet you think it's a funny joke to CALL BEN CARSON THE N-WORD!" it's like a Stewart Lee bit

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
rudatrons best posts recently were going all in on how MMT can't work and then using greece as his example

anyway

https://twitter.com/afneil/status/1001158920663109632

caused by reading an article in a very right wing magazine. Here is the NYT article and its grim reading

https://twitter.com/KatyTurNBC/status/1001271367608733696

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

GreyjoyBastard posted:

I will unironically assert that Silicon Valley is a moral improvement from Wall Street.

:toot:

But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug

Maverick

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010




too bad that it was goose that died and not kissinger

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost

Shear Modulus posted:

too bad that it was goose that died and not kissinger

at least can we get fuckin mccain in the ground already, jesus

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

ScrubLeague posted:

at least can we get fuckin mccain in the ground already, jesus

He's not going to announce his retirement until after it's too close to the election to hold a special election, so that his successor is appointed.

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost
i don't care about his seat that is a lost cause anyway, i just want him to be dead so the libs can get their loving dogshit lionization out of the way

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Jose posted:

caused by reading an article in a very right wing magazine. Here is the NYT article and its grim reading

https://twitter.com/KatyTurNBC/status/1001271367608733696

"looking...more like the United States"

Words to loving frighten anyone.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Wraith of J.O.I. posted:

too few 18 year olds these days die maimed and bullet ridden on foreign beaches, this is a problem
Trying to compensate by having them die at 18 or younger in domestic classrooms, but the numbers aren't quite there yet.

The Aardvark
Aug 19, 2013


Cheating, blah blah blah

https://twitter.com/charliekirk11/status/1001121889924861952

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

Lmao

https://twitter.com/JackPosobiec/status/1001524392214585344

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

Literally me in 6th grade just post-GWI when everyone was high as gently caress on victory.

Ardent Communist
Oct 17, 2010

ALLAH! MU'AMMAR! LIBYA WA BAS!

I know this is the hottest takes thread and we're just making fun of these people, but Cuba probably has the best examples of sending their own people to help others. They sent their army to Angola and played a huge role in fighting against apartheid South Africa, build dams and such, and asked for pretty much nothing in return. Not to mention sending nurses, doctors and teachers to other countries to actually help people, winning UN awards.
Can you imagine if the United States with its vast wealth, helping like that?

Trabisnikof
Dec 24, 2005


and the master says to the student

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal
More Bill:

https://twitter.com/SopanDeb/status/1001528326387830784?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fforums.somethingawful.com%2F

Asbury
Mar 23, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 6 years!
Hair Elf
her self-own has to be in thr top three of the thread, easy

so hot it burnt her comeback, her career, and probably all of her life now

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

the only time right-wingers are capable of seeing nuance is if it's flag related

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth

Ardent Communist posted:

Can you imagine if the United States with its vast wealth, helping like that?

It actually does do that, but always for selfish reasons, to more efficiently extract mineral wealth, or prop-up pro-US factions. Of course the other more forceful "help" vastly overshadows and humanitarian aid.

Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

https://twitter.com/JacobAWohl/status/1001550901406978048

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
CHUDS not understanding that people hate Bill Maher is awesome.

Byolante
Mar 23, 2008

by Cyrano4747

ate poo poo on live tv posted:

It actually does do that, but always for selfish reasons, to more efficiently extract mineral wealth, or prop-up pro-US factions. Of course the other more forceful "help" vastly overshadows and humanitarian aid.

The problem with US humanitarian aid is they sneak in CIA operatives to the programs and then cause massacres of aid workers when the country they are in find out some of the nurses are spying on them.

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

I know posting Bill Mitchell is basically cheating buuuut

https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/1001527719681757185

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
do it you coward

https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/1001620698467577856

Zoran
Aug 19, 2008

I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!
Trump should LOCK HER UP to prove that he has more courage than the previous eight presidents combined

nah
Mar 16, 2009

Trump should lock her up and lock down the Bernie Bro vote in 2020

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
Locked UP
Trickle DOWN

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth

GalacticAcid posted:

Locked UP
Trickle DOWN

Locked Up
Patted Down

Mr Interweb
Aug 25, 2004

https://twitter.com/RationalDis/status/1001661733512138753

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

nah
Mar 16, 2009

a lot of people think you have to literally say "I hate black people because of their skin color" to be considered racist. any other comment is just a joke

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

Same ol' Bitchell.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Byolante posted:

The problem with US humanitarian aid is they sneak in CIA operatives to the programs and then cause massacres of aid workers when the country they are in find out some of the nurses are spying on them.

Or vaccinating them with water instead of medicine and a whole lot of kids die.

Then everyone in the region stops trusting foreign aid workers and even more people die.

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Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

(and can't post for 20 days!)


Bill Mitchell is right yet again

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