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Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Babysitter Super Sleuth posted:

so if I understand the rules of election properly, Corbyn essentially pulled a "I'm not locked up in here with you, you're locked up in here with me" on the entire conservative party?

basically, and even the rich have said gently caress it, we’re better off letting the Marxist take the reigns because Boris is a loving nightmare

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Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

Jo Jo in blow to bro Bo Jo’s majo as Bo Jo’s bro Jo Jo goes

page 2: ScarJo, ho?

ScarJo's Dylan Farrow faux pas

Captain Fargle
Feb 16, 2011

DAD LOST MY IPOD posted:

when did mensch become pro Brexit, her whole shtick is appealing to centrist scum libs who hate trump and reflexively oppose every thing he likes (which is a good thing to do, but generally means they are anti Brexit)

her feed is pretty pro Brexit though

does she just hate corbyn that much (the answer is yes)

Mensch's whole purpose for living is fellating Rupert Murdoch in the hopes that one day he'll actually pay her for it.

Relevant Tangent
Nov 18, 2016

Tangentially Relevant

oliwan posted:

Why is it so difficult for americans to understand the ceremonial role of the monarchy

Ceremonial in America does not mean "has powers that if exercised would surely be revoked, has screwed with multiple other nation's governance in living memory, is required for the legal formation of a bunch of other nation's governments, owns all the swans, and is literally the sovereign" it means "has no power despite having a title" you can see how the subtle nuances might trip us up.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
the revolutionary war proved once and for all that the british monarchy is incredibly lame and sucks rear end

silvergoose
Mar 18, 2006

IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS




Bacon Taco posted:

"until" , lol!

yeah yeah you know what I meant

actually started fighting against them for a brief period

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
lmao I just remembered Bonar Law

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Mike Pence accused of humiliating hosts in Ireland: 'He shat on the carpet'

Ague Proof
Jun 5, 2014

they told me
I was everything
My sources say the death penalty, for drunk and disorderly conduct, being considered for Dominic Cummings. I am pro-Brexit and take no pleasure in reporting this.

Ron Paul Atreides
Apr 19, 2012

Uyghurs situation in Xinjiang? Just a police action, do not fret. Not ongoing genocide like in EVIL Canada.

I am definitely not a tankie.
So it's election time? What the gently caress is happening now?

spaceblancmange
Apr 19, 2018

#essereFerrari

brexit

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
Hey I've been busy did I miss anything important

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
Oh dear

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


Raskolnikov38 posted:

the revolutionary war proved once and for all that the british monarchy is incredibly lame and sucks rear end

But Princess Diana brought it back again, and everything's okay now! :sparkles:

Ramrod Hotshot
May 30, 2003

oliwan posted:

Why is it so difficult for americans to understand the ceremonial role of the monarchy

yeah your $100 million family of inbred idiots acting as hereditary heads of state over your dead gay country as well as 15 others makes total sense and warrants no further explanation

Norton the First
Dec 4, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

Raskolnikov38 posted:

the revolutionary war proved once and for all that the british monarchy is incredibly lame and sucks rear end

Actually it proved that Parliament is lame and sucks rear end.

Hexyflexy
Sep 2, 2011

asymptotically approaching one

Taintrunner posted:

basically, and even the rich have said gently caress it, we’re better off letting the Marxist take the reigns because Boris is a loving nightmare

The longer he stews in his own poo poo, the better the election results will be for the left. I'd leave it like 2 weeks.

Der Meister
May 12, 2001


lol

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Notorious b.s.d.
Jan 25, 2003

by Reene

Pryor on Fire posted:

no no nononononono

quote:

1987 UK top 20 posted:

01 Rick Astley Never Gonna Give You Up
02 Starship Nothing's Gonna Stop Us Now
03 T'Pau China In Your Hand
04 Whitney Houston I Wanna Dance With Somebody (Who Loves Me)
05 The Bee Gees You Win Again
06 Mel & Kim Respectable
07 MARRS Pump Up The Volume / Anitina (The First Time I See She Dance)
08 Judy Boucher Can't Be With You Tonight
09 Pet Shop Boys It's A Sin
10 Madonna La Isla Bonita
11 Bruce Willis Under The Boardwalk
12 Ben E King Stand By Me
13 Jackie Wilson Reet Petite
14 George Harrison Got My Mind Set On You
15 The Firm Star Trekkin'
16 George Michael & Aretha Franklin I Knew You Were Waiting (For Me)
17 Los Lobos La Bamba
18 Steve 'Silk' Hurley Jack Your Body
19 Madonna Who's That Girl
20 Boy George Everything I Own

loving MAKE IT STOP

face it this was a high point for the uk

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG


Norton the First posted:

Actually it proved that Parliament is lame and sucks rear end.

um
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjKFCYzqq-A

Anyway goin to ol blighty tomorrow hopefully it still exists and will recognize one of my passports.

Please crash the pound more TIA

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
mods?

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

Bilirubin posted:

um
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjKFCYzqq-A

Anyway goin to ol blighty tomorrow hopefully it still exists and will recognize one of my passports.

Please crash the pound more TIA

Boris threatens to prorogue, tear the roof off Parliament if they continue to refuse to give up the funk(by funk I mean brexit).

I would blow Dane Cook has issued a correction as of 05:28 on Sep 6, 2019

hakimashou
Jul 15, 2002
Upset Trowel

Bilirubin posted:

um
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjKFCYzqq-A

Anyway goin to ol blighty tomorrow hopefully it still exists and will recognize one of my passports.

Please crash the pound more TIA

the pound at its 5 week high since they think brexit is getting delayed again

Man Musk
Jan 13, 2010

surely the brexit referendum will be Britain's last attempt at direct democracy

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG


hakimashou posted:

the pound at its 5 week high since they think brexit is getting delayed again

Play the money markets by figuring out where I am going and bet against me

eta: I am such a good rogue they call me pro

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

BrutalistMcDonalds posted:

Hey I've been busy did I miss anything important

Princess Diana died. :(

Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?

Pryor on Fire posted:

hahah did you guys know there used to be an MP who was called:

The Baroness Boothroyd

I swear to god I am not making that up she was a real person here is what she looked like




UK politics is loving real poo poo bro

Most people know her from when she was an MP before she got made a peer.

Betty Boothroyd used to be the speaker of the Commons and she loving owned.

Delthalaz
Mar 5, 2003






Slippery Tilde

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

lmao I just remembered Bonar Law

Whatever happened to the name Bonar

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

gently caress you gove

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

Captain Splendid posted:

Most people know her from when she was an MP before she got made a peer.

Betty Boothroyd used to be the speaker of the Commons and she loving owned.

all nobles deserve death op

Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?

i say swears online posted:

all nobles deserve death op

She was born a commoner, is nearly 90 and has no kids. She gets a pass.

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?
so how did the first week of putting a caricature of an aristocrat front and center in your government go

https://twitter.com/ProducerOllie/status/1169652589241278466

https://twitter.com/djnicholl/status/1169726185452036099

https://twitter.com/nazirafzal/status/1169734654930444288

huh who woulda thunk it

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Pryor on Fire posted:

I'm sure this joke has been made a hundred times but I really hope this John Bercow guy just takes over and decides on brexit. He seems to be the only one who knows what the gently caress is happening.

And yeah it's extra double illegal for the time lords to take over and cross the Honourable Deputies or whatever but come on it would be so awesome.

he should beat boris to death on the floor of the commons with the ceremonial mace

Martout
Aug 8, 2007

None so deprived

*claps hands goveishly*

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

it's all coming up gove

El Mero Mero
Oct 13, 2001


Bruce Willis lives in my hometown and he bought a bar on main Street so he could book himself there.

TBH I think it's clear that this was the only path to him getting music gigs so it's reasonable.

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
wait really. does Bruce Willis still do music gigs there to this day

I kinda wanna go just for the spectacle

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

probably way better than russell crowe

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poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?
brexit

https://twitter.com/chunkymark/status/1169676333028466688

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