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Viruswithshoes
Mar 26, 2007

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Vlonald Prump
Aug 28, 2011

Here in America, you grab them by pussy. In old country, pussy grab you!!
Buglord

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Those rings around his eyes where his face isn't orange...

what is the mechanics of that? like I've heard people make reference to some weird bronzer cream or something but maybe he's got a presidential tanning bed installed under the oval office? or maybe his skin is permanently dyed in some sort of procedure? Whatever it is the real puzzler is WHY he does it, it looks loving bizarre and he is universally derided as an orange clown lol

Side effect of hair loss treatment attempt #46

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

:five:

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP


Lol

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Except ivanka

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
Bountiful harvest of lols tonight. Good show

Lol

Regrettable
Jan 5, 2010



Play posted:

Those rings around his eyes where his face isn't orange...

what is the mechanics of that? like I've heard people make reference to some weird bronzer cream or something but maybe he's got a presidential tanning bed installed under the oval office? or maybe his skin is permanently dyed in some sort of procedure? Whatever it is the real puzzler is WHY he does it, it looks loving bizarre and he is universally derided as an orange clown lol

He has rosacea and is embarrassed about it so he wears makeup to cover it up. I assume it's still visible with most other colors and that's why he chooses orange.

Plavski
Feb 1, 2006

I could be a revolutionary
Put on a fanfare and you can get Trump to change his mind on absolutely anything

https://twitter.com/NYMag/status/885585224872099841

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
Lol all macron has to do is go "whose my boy whose my boy whose my boy?!?" And tickle his tummy

Plavski
Feb 1, 2006

I could be a revolutionary
https://twitter.com/BreitbartNews/status/883783967559831552

oh

https://twitter.com/WSJ/status/885768904861241344

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

meanwhile, in the good timeline, president fat dog is bringing back integrity to government and restoring america's reputation abroad

r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001

Mayor Duke is unfortunately 9 years old now, and as the best drat politician in all of USA there should be a country-wide day of mourning when he passes in the future :(

Mental Hospitality
Jan 5, 2011

E: ^^^ Yeah ^^^

Raspberry Jam It In Me posted:

meanwhile, in the good timeline, president fat dog is bringing back integrity to government and restoring america's reputation abroad



A good dog. The best dog. :3:

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
This is all just a bad 80s movie and president dog is upon us

it dont matter
Aug 29, 2008

quote:

Aside from questions about the credibility of White House statements, the disclosure of the emails potentially has raised new questions about Kushner’s security clearance. He initially filed his SF-86 on Jan. 18, leaving out any mention of meetings with foreign government officials during the transition and the campaign. His lawyers have said this was inadvertent and that a member of his staff had prematurely hit the “send” button for the firm before it was completed.

https://twitter.com/Susan_Hennessey/status/885807509289803777

Plavski
Feb 1, 2006

I could be a revolutionary

that's a lol

the level of lies and incompetence in this administration wouldn't be acceptable even in north korea. kushner would've been blown apart by anti-aircraft fire by now

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

Plavski posted:

that's a lol

the level of lies and incompetence in this administration wouldn't be acceptable even in north korea. kushner would've been blown apart by anti-aircraft fire by now

Well amend legislation so that becomes an option in the USA. Problem solved.

it dont matter
Aug 29, 2008

Replies are saying it can be sent digitally, but then why was a staffer allowed to digitally sign such an important document, and do so without checking with the guy who was supposed to be filling it out that it was complete. And it took them half a day or so to notice and amend it.

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

alphabettitouretti posted:

Replies are saying it can be sent digitally, but then why was a staffer allowed to digitally sign such an important document, and do so without checking with the guy who was supposed to be filling it out that it was complete. And it took them half a day or so to notice and amend it.

Never ever underestimate the ability of otherwise intelligent people to be utter loving retarded when it comes to basic administration skills.

Romes128
Dec 28, 2008


Fun Shoe
Lol if anything thinks jkush knows what he's doing

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

The lush kush knows exactly what he's doing and that's giving handies to Russian oligarchs to delay that billion dollar repayment

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
He asked Qatar for a loan And now they are giving them the silent treatment after they said no

Kush wants to rob Parviz to pay Petros

Beelerzebub
May 28, 2016

I came here to laugh at you.

Jel Shaker posted:

The lush kush knows exactly what he's doing and that's giving handies to Russian oligarchs to delay that billion dollar repayment

Jared: Hey, Don, I'm giving this guy a handy under the table. Are you jealous?

Putin: He's mashing it.

Donald Trump: He does that.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

https://twitter.com/TODAYshow/status/885817525442932736

Raged
Jul 21, 2003

A revolution of beats

Beelerzebub posted:

Jared: Hey, Don, I'm giving this guy a handy under the table. Are you jealous?

Putin: He's mashing it.

Donald Trump: He does that.

lol

Stink Billyums
Jul 7, 2006

MAGNUM
It's fun seeing Krauthammer completely fed up with the administration. You know it's a lost cause when a piece of poo poo like that can't take it anymore.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
explain why Krauthammer sucks again

I've forgotten more about neocons than milleniums ever new

mcvey
Aug 31, 2006

go caps haha

*Washington Capitals #1 Fan On DeviantArt*
That piss tape is on the fuckin way pronto

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



mcvey posted:

That piss tape is on the fuckin way pronto

Inshalla'orb

tao of lmao
Oct 9, 2005

The piss tapes. Tapes. Lol.

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



Pisstape
Pisstapes
Pisstape3
Pisstape Ressurection
Pisstape Vs Predator
Pisstape Covenant

Mental Hospitality
Jan 5, 2011

Pac-Manioc Root posted:

Pisstape
Pisstapes
Pisstape3
Pisstape Ressurection
Pisstape Vs Predator
Pisstape Covenant

Piss Tape: The Liquid Picture
Piss Tape 2: The Wrath of Ivanka
Piss Tape 3: The Search for Piss
Piss Tape 4: The Vagina Hole
Piss Tape 5: The Fluid Frontier
Piss Tape 6: The Undiscovered Piss

:smugdon::ughh:

Mental Hospitality fucked around with this message at 13:31 on Jul 14, 2017

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod


loving lol at how pathetically Reps are trying to blame everything on Obama.

"Trump wouldn't have had to hire prostitutes to pee on the bed if Obungo wasn't such a bad president :mad:"

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Episode I: The Pissing Menace
Episode II: Attack of the Call Girls
Episode III: Revenge of the Piss
Episode IV: A Urinal Hope
Episode V: The Trumpire Pisses Back
Episode VI: Return of the Pissed-in Eye
Episode VII: The Piss Awakens
Episode VIII: The Last Pisser

Orange One: A Piss Tape Story

Beelerzebub
May 28, 2016

I came here to laugh at you.

Pac-Manioc Root posted:

Pisstape
Pisstapes
Pisstape3
Pisstape Ressurection
Pisstape Vs Predator
Pisstape Covenant

You forgot Pissmetheus

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


I know where you pissed last summer.

lilljonas
May 6, 2007

We got crabs? We got crabs!
Things to do in DC when you're dumb.

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes

Beelerzebub posted:

You forgot Pissmetheus

Pissmepeeus

Plavski
Feb 1, 2006

I could be a revolutionary

Zil posted:

I know where you pissed last summer.

All the President's Piss

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mcvey
Aug 31, 2006

go caps haha

*Washington Capitals #1 Fan On DeviantArt*
That comforter really tied the hotel room together



And these girls peed on it

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