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johndis: Jun 23, 2009; by Ozmaugh

relative_q posted:

i havent used that thing in years bro, i just keep it around because no one will buy it from me and i might need a lovely mixer someday

have one of the same models in my office that just shits out noise if you actually connector a speaker/headphones to it

# ? Aug 10, 2010 21:38

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fork bomb: Apr 26, 2010

relative_q posted:

more catte

haircut :3

# ? Aug 10, 2010 21:54

Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

thanks, that's my mixer

also i ran mine through a power strip so the legendary glass power supply still works fine and i have no noise w/e

although the FX bit went braindead years ago, but i kind of NEVER EVER used it EVER

i used to have a mx2642a which was the one that ripped off mackie's VLZ strip, it sounded really really good, like you could slam the gain and it started sounding like a queen record or something

# ? Aug 10, 2010 22:06

graph: Nov 22, 2006; aaag peanuts

relative_q posted:

more catte

what if you need your bag :ohdear:

# ? Aug 10, 2010 22:20

hot dog meat burger: Nov 21, 2009; by mons al-madeen

set that dumb cat on fire

# ? Aug 10, 2010 22:20

TOOT BOOT: May 25, 2010

hot dog meat burger posted:

set that dumb cat on fire

set your dumb computer on fire

# ? Aug 10, 2010 22:23

graph: Nov 22, 2006; aaag peanuts

hot dog meat burger posted:

set that dumb cat on fire

set yourself on fire

# ? Aug 10, 2010 22:24

rotor: Jun 11, 2001; classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

set everything on fire, all the time, never stop setting things on fire, not ever

# ? Aug 10, 2010 22:51

Blotto Skorzany: Nov 7, 2008; He's a PSoC, loose and runnin'
came the whisper from each lip
And he's here to do some business with
the bad ADC on his chip
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rotor posted:

set everything on fire, all the time, never stop setting things on fire, not ever

click

# ? Aug 10, 2010 22:52

flyboi: Oct 13, 2005; agg stop posting; College Slice

poem fix your drat server someone keeps crashing it

# ? Aug 10, 2010 23:00

TOOT BOOT: May 25, 2010

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# ? Aug 11, 2010 00:17

rotor: Jun 11, 2001; classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

TOOT BOOT posted:

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armor up a cat

# ? Aug 11, 2010 00:21

Hantu: Jan 28, 2009

TOOT BOOT posted:

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Cats are not good "tanks". They are more assassin-type fighters. Heavy armor would only lower their stealth and deadly-strike bonuses. Also:

A Malay elder saving his cat and swan(?) from a flood (AFP picture). I'm a Malay and it's good to know that when poo poo hits the fan, we have our priorities right. Though I question him saving swans since (a)they can swim and (b)this particular type of swans are murderous muther fuckers. They used to chase me all around the kampung (village) when I was young.

# ? Aug 11, 2010 00:53

Migishu: Oct 22, 2005; I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful; Grimey Drawer

Poor kitty :ohdear:

# ? Aug 11, 2010 00:56

axolotl farmer: May 17, 2007; Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Hantu posted:

A Malay elder saving his cat and swan(?) from a flood (AFP picture). I'm a Malay and it's good to know that when poo poo hits the fan, we have our priorities right. Though I question him saving swans since (a)they can swim and (b)this particular type of swans are murderous muther fuckers. They used to chase me all around the kampung (village) when I was young.

looks like he's cheating by making the goose swim. he's only supposed to take one thing in the bucket at a time.

# ? Aug 11, 2010 00:59

clamiam: Mar 4, 2008; IF A ROBOT IS BUILT IN THE FORM OF HUMAN BEINGS IT IS HARAAM

Hantu posted:

Cats are not good "tanks". They are more assassin-type fighters. Heavy armor would only lower their stealth and deadly-strike bonuses. Also:

A Malay elder saving his cat and swan(?) from a flood (AFP picture). I'm a Malay and it's good to know that when poo poo hits the fan, we have our priorities right. Though I question him saving swans since (a)they can swim and (b)this particular type of swans are murderous muther fuckers. They used to chase me all around the kampung (village) when I was young.

im looking for a cat. it must be halus (thats malay for fluffy) and should be kecil (small) size

# ? Aug 11, 2010 01:12

HKR: Jan 13, 2006; there is no universe where duke nukem would not be a trans ally

Hantu posted:

Cats are not good "tanks". They are more assassin-type fighters. Heavy armor would only lower their stealth and deadly-strike bonuses. Also:

A Malay elder saving his cat and swan(?) from a flood (AFP picture). I'm a Malay and it's good to know that when poo poo hits the fan, we have our priorities right. Though I question him saving swans since (a)they can swim and (b)this particular type of swans are murderous muther fuckers. They used to chase me all around the kampung (village) when I was young.

obviously he's saving the swan so he and his kitty can feast later on.

# ? Aug 11, 2010 01:19

hot dog meat burger: Nov 21, 2009; by mons al-madeen

axolotl farmer posted:

looks like he's cheating by making the goose swim. he's only supposed to take one thing in the bucket at a time.

# ? Aug 11, 2010 01:31

Hantu: Jan 28, 2009

clamiam posted:

im looking for a cat. it must be halus (thats malay for fluffy) and should be kecil (small) size

The correct word for fluffy is "gebu" ("ge" pronounced as in, "gerbil" and "bu" as in "bull"). Halus is reserved for "fine" as in "seni halus" (fine arts) or "makhluk halus", lit. little people, i.e. elves. I don't have pictures of fluffy Malay cats. Malay cats are usually lithe creatures with triangular heads and short to medium-long fur. They are also frequently bob-tailed. Malay cats are intelligent, vocal and very affectionate. This however is NOT a Malay cat.

This is a Malay civet cat. Visitors to Malaysia frequently make this mistake and try to pet it. Do not pet this civet cat.

Hantu fucked around with this message at 02:02 on Aug 11, 2010

# ? Aug 11, 2010 01:54

rotor: Jun 11, 2001; classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

sorry but the yospos charter is very specific w.r.t which cats to pets

# ? Aug 11, 2010 02:09

mr_jim: Oct 30, 2006; OUT OF THE DARK

Hantu posted:

The correct word for fluffy is "gebu" ("ge" pronounced as in, "gerbil" and "bu" as in "bull"). Halus is reserved for "fine" as in "seni halus" (fine arts) or "makhluk halus", lit. little people, i.e. elves. I don't have pictures of fluffy Malay cats. Malay cats are usually lithe creatures with triangular heads and short to medium-long fur. They are also frequently bob-tailed. Malay cats are intelligent, vocal and very affectionate. This however is NOT a Malay cat.

This is a Malay civet cat. Visitors to Malaysia frequently make this mistake and try to pet it. Do not pet this civet cat.

those the ones that poo poo coffee?

# ? Aug 11, 2010 02:27

graph: Nov 22, 2006; aaag peanuts

Hantu posted:

This is a Malay civet cat. Visitors to Malaysia frequently make this mistake and try to pet it. Do not pet this civet cat.

# ? Aug 11, 2010 02:38

Armacham: Mar 3, 2007; Then brothers in war, to the skirmish must we hence! Shall we hence?

don't they feed civets coffee and then grind up the poo poo to make cat poo poo coffee

# ? Aug 11, 2010 02:42

Hantu: Jan 28, 2009

rotor posted:

sorry but the yospos charter is very specific w.r.t which cats to pets

United Nations catte delegates voting on the "Pet all cattes" charter proposed to allow all cats the universal rights of being petted. The resolution was passed 200 to 1 with the US abstaining out of habit.

mr_jim posted:

those the ones that poo poo coffee?

Don't think so. The ones you are looking for is here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asian_Palm_Civet. The Malay cat civets are known locally as "musang" , confusingly the same name for a fox. They occupy a similar niche to the fox and are notorious chicken thieves.

Hantu fucked around with this message at 02:50 on Aug 11, 2010

# ? Aug 11, 2010 02:44

axolotl farmer: May 17, 2007; Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Kopi Luwak is coffee made from beans that has passed through this cutie, the Asian Palm Civet Paradoxurus hermaphroditus

they like to eat the coffee berries, but only for the fleshy outside. the beans pass through unharmed, and are covered by a membrane. it's believed that the civets are picky and choose the best beans to eat.

the poop is collected and the coffee beans are picked out and then cleaned, cured and roasted.

e: beaton