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mostlygray
Nov 1, 2012

BURY ME AS I LIVED, A FREE MAN ON THE CLUTCH

ACES CURE PLANES posted:

I don't know if I'm just weird or what, but I love the smell and taste of cilantro, but it also has a weird soapy tinge to it that I also kind of enjoy. I put it in my rice all the time whenever I make it and the taste and smell just permeate through the whole dish and goddamn it's great.

I think I might be damaged :ohdear:

I'm the same way. I love cilantro and didn't understand people telling me that it was soapy. Suddenly, about 2 years ago, it started tasting soapy to me. It still does.

I still put a poo poo-load in everything Mexican and Thai, but now I understand why some people can't stand it.

p.s. I kinda like how Soap tastes.

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ACES CURE PLANES
Oct 21, 2010



blunt for century posted:

Being liquored up would definitely help me try land bugs. I've honestly heard good things about some land bugs, like fried grasshoppers and scorpions are supposed to be really tasty

I tried some Scorpion in New Mexico once (because they serve goddamn everything there) from a place I'm still told to this day is the best, and it tasted rank as hell. Apparently my experience differs from everyone else's so maybe I just got a bad one or something I dunno.

Rattlesnake on the other hand is goddamn delicious and I want to go full-on Snake Eater and try out various kinds just to see what they taste like.

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

-=SEND HELP=-


Pillbug

blunt for century posted:

Being liquored up would definitely help me try land bugs. I've honestly heard good things about some land bugs, like fried grasshoppers and scorpions are supposed to be really tasty

I've had fried grasshoppers and chocolate-covered ants and yes they are legit delicious. However I don't know how they compare to sea bugs because I'm allergic to literally everything seafood and don't eat it. Land bugs, though...they can be real drat good.

Your Gay Uncle
Feb 16, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Code Jockey posted:

I really god drat want pho right now, thanks thread

e. Nice big pile of tripe in it too, aww yiss



I'm really glad I had honeyed tripe and tripe Pho before I found out what tripe was. So good when done right, but hard to wrap your tongue around stomach lining.

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Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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That's a strange way to eat it regardless. What are you, a starfish?

AnonSpore
Jan 19, 2012

"I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"

Your Gay Uncle posted:

I'm really glad I had honeyed tripe and tripe Pho before I found out what tripe was. So good when done right, but hard to wrap your tongue around stomach lining.

I know right, I much prefer a nice slab of cow muscles and maybe some tree babies as a snack

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

ACES CURE PLANES posted:

I tried some Scorpion in New Mexico once (because they serve goddamn everything there) from a place I'm still told to this day is the best, and it tasted rank as hell. Apparently my experience differs from everyone else's so maybe I just got a bad one or something I dunno.

Rattlesnake on the other hand is goddamn delicious and I want to go full-on Snake Eater and try out various kinds just to see what they taste like.

When I lived in Fort Collins I used to get rattlesnake/rabbit sausage from a butcher/deli and it owned.

im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006


I've decided I'm willing to eat anything except poop and people.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

I tried some worm mezcal the other day, and I had to take several shots of gold tequila to get the taste out of my mouth. I do not like the taste of worm. Not that I have eaten them, but I used to work in a pet store where we had live worms as reptile food, and the taste is what they smell like so it was super nasty to me.

I have unfortunately accidentally eaten flour beetles when I lived in an apartment building infested with them, and those fuckers taste like the Devils flaming rear end in a top hat.

So I just prefer to not eat arthropods of any kind now.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!



The author's roommate shares my response.

AnonSpore
Jan 19, 2012

"I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"
That dude has done the impossible and made a blog entirely devoted to eating insects about as entertaining and engaging as watching paint dry.

cyberia
Jun 24, 2011

Do not call me that!
Snuffles was my slave name.
You shall now call me Snowball; because my fur is pretty and white.

EZipperelli posted:

Fried grasshoppers are stupid good. The only scorpion I've ever eaten was out of this...



Jesus that was a loving mistake.

What was it like?

UwUnabomber
Sep 9, 2012

Pubes dreaded out so hoes call me Chris Barnes. I don't wear a condom at the pig farm.

cyberia posted:

What was it like?

It stings a bit on the way down.



Those are deep fried Big Macs. We both left work sick the next day.

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

I had chapulines in Oaxaca, Mexico. It wasn't very good, tasted kind of off.

They were made into a dip for corn chips, and I didn't notice I was eating grasshopper paste before someone pointed out the legs sticking out of the dip.

Minarchist
Mar 5, 2009

by WE B Bourgeois

Dylanthulhu posted:

It stings a bit on the way down.

:downsrim:

Dylanthulhu posted:



Those are deep fried Big Macs. We both left work sick the next day.

I'm down for this, pass me the ranch dressing and some Cholula

Fo3
Feb 14, 2004

RAAAAARGH!!!! GIFT CARDS ARE FUCKING RETARDED!!!!

(I need a hug)
Why would you deep fry lovely plain bread?
e: or lettuce, or a big mac come to think of it.
I don't deep fry anything, but if I did, there's a lot better things to deep fry than a big mac.

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GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

Fo3 posted:

there's a lot better things to deep fry than a big mac.

The first time I tried one I ordered it because I was shitfaced and it was the only thing my drunken mind could remember McDonald's served. I took two bites and threw it in a dumpster. When your fast food is so unappetizing that a drunk person can't enjoy it, there's problems, son.

Desperado Bones
Aug 29, 2009

Cute, adorable, and creepy at the same time!


axolotl farmer posted:

I had chapulines in Oaxaca, Mexico. It wasn't very good, tasted kind of off.

They were made into a dip for corn chips, and I didn't notice I was eating grasshopper paste before someone pointed out the legs sticking out of the dip.

That sounds icky. I like them better just whole and roasted(?) on a tortilla with a bit of salt and lemon. For the curious goon, they taste quite good like that, nearly as shrimps,.


im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006


Fo3 posted:

Why would you deep fry lovely plain bread?
e: or lettuce, or a big mac come to think of it.
I don't deep fry anything, but if I did, there's a lot better things to deep fry than a big mac.

I don't know if you've had a monte cristo and it may be unfair to compare it to a Big Mac because the monte cristo is arguably the best sandwich in existence, but you should try a monte cristo if you haven't tried a monte cristo.

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

cyberia posted:

What was it like?

It obviously took on the "flavor" of vodka, but the texture totally threw my mind for a loop. It was like, meaty but also really chewy. gently caress. I get shivers just remembering that night.

Also, it's just like the tequila worm. It WILL gently caress you up.

Fo3
Feb 14, 2004

RAAAAARGH!!!! GIFT CARDS ARE FUCKING RETARDED!!!!

(I need a hug)
I've had grilled or fried sandwiches, but not deep fried, and I never will.
Deep fry vegetables (chips/fries, onions, fritters), deep fry curried vegetables (pakora, bhaji), deep fried filled pastry dough (spring rolls, dim sims, samosas), deep fry legume patties (falafels etc), deep fry meat (chicken, pork, fish, calamari, prawns). But I'll never deep fry a sandwich or big mac.

Greatbacon
Apr 9, 2012

by Pragmatica

Bobby Digital posted:

When I lived in Fort Collins I used to get rattlesnake/rabbit sausage from a butcher/deli and it owned.

Do you remember the name of the place?

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





EZipperelli posted:

It obviously took on the "flavor" of vodka, but the texture totally threw my mind for a loop. It was like, meaty but also really chewy. gently caress. I get shivers just remembering that night.

Also, it's just like the tequila worm. It WILL gently caress you up.

I'd like to imagine you got to the bottom of the bottle and were struggling whether or not to eat it, when suddenly you heard GET OVER HERE!

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

Greatbacon posted:

Do you remember the name of the place?

Choice City! I still go every time I'm back visiting friends.

This was in 2009, so I'm not sure if they still make it, but they usually have a pretty cool selection of meats so it's worth checking out.

UwUnabomber
Sep 9, 2012

Pubes dreaded out so hoes call me Chris Barnes. I don't wear a condom at the pig farm.

Fo3 posted:

Why would you deep fry lovely plain bread?
e: or lettuce, or a big mac come to think of it.
I don't deep fry anything, but if I did, there's a lot better things to deep fry than a big mac.

We battered it first. And put cheddar and garlic in the batter. It was delicious.

Dienes
Nov 4, 2009

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College Slice
From the funny pictures thread:

Meatwave posted:

I have recently discovered something called "lovely food porn" and these ganache cupcakes definitely qualify:


Ignimbrite
Jan 5, 2010

BALLS BALLS BALLS
Dinosaur Gum
Those have to be intentional.

blunt for century
Jul 4, 2008

I've got a bone to pick.

ACES CURE PLANES posted:


Rattlesnake on the other hand is goddamn delicious and I want to go full-on Snake Eater and try out various kinds just to see what they taste like.

Rattlesnake is indeed goddamn delicious. There's a bunch of animals most people don't immediately think of eating that are really really good. Rattlesnake, alligator, kangaroo, ostrich, rabbit, and turtle are all really loving good. I've also heard some good things about iguana, but I've never tried it.

Jmcrofts
Jan 7, 2008

just chillin' in the club
Lipstick Apathy
I had Ostrich once and expected it to taste like chicken, but really it's closer to beef. Good stuff.

Something like Iguana I can't imagine being worth the effort, how much meat can really be on there?

Dienes
Nov 4, 2009

dee
doot doot dee
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dee doot doot
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dee doot doot


College Slice

blunt for century posted:

Rattlesnake is indeed goddamn delicious. There's a bunch of animals most people don't immediately think of eating that are really really good. Rattlesnake, alligator, kangaroo, ostrich, rabbit, and turtle are all really loving good. I've also heard some good things about iguana, but I've never tried it.

Squirrel is pretty good, but I wouldn't recommend python. Dry, tough, bland.

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007

Jmcrofts posted:

I had Ostrich once and expected it to taste like chicken, but really it's closer to beef. Good stuff.

Something like Iguana I can't imagine being worth the effort, how much meat can really be on there?

Iguanas actually get up to like 8 feet long. They're just size responsive to their environment so caged ones never do. I'd link a pic but I'm phone posting.

It may also be a species thing, but I've definitely seen 4-5 foot iguanas in Florida before.

blunt for century
Jul 4, 2008

I've got a bone to pick.

Dienes posted:

Squirrel is pretty good, but I wouldn't recommend python. Dry, tough, bland.

Squirrel wasn't bad the one time I had it. A friend of mine shot a few squirrels and had me turn them into jerky for him. It was alright, but nothing special. Kinda like rabbit, but tougher and less flavor.

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
I once accidentally shot a squirrel with a bow I had as a child. It was down on the range and I didn't realize it. Watching that thing slowly die has removed my ability to ever see them as food, and it's sad because I've heard it's pretty decent. I just can't get over 9 year old me watching that poor thing bleed out with a broken spine. :smith:

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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That must have been a hell of a shot, to accidentally nail a squirrel with 9-year-old draw power.

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

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~no twilight galaxy~
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Captain Monkey posted:

I once accidentally shot a squirrel with a bow I had as a child. It was down on the range and I didn't realize it. Watching that thing slowly die has removed my ability to ever see them as food, and it's sad because I've heard it's pretty decent. I just can't get over 9 year old me watching that poor thing bleed out with a broken spine. :smith:

Holy poo poo I had no idea you were a goon! I loved you in Cutthroat Island!!!

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
Did that happen in that movie too? Crazy. I was in Arkansas visiting my grandfather when it happened.

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice
The female lead in the film is Geena Davis, who is also an olympic-grade archer. The joke is that if you tagged a squirrel from that far away nevermind

Iguana is pretty good and there's a surprising amount of meat on a decent-sized one. It has a taste and texture reminiscent of thigh meat from a chicken.

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007

GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

The female lead in the film is Geena Davis, who is also an olympic-grade archer. The joke is that if you tagged a squirrel from that far away nevermind

Iguana is pretty good and there's a surprising amount of meat on a decent-sized one. It has a taste and texture reminiscent of thigh meat from a chicken.

I wasn't aiming for the squirrel. hth.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Whatever helps you sleep at night.

Jmcrofts posted:

I had Ostrich once and expected it to taste like chicken, but really it's closer to beef. Good stuff.

Ostrich meat is good, it's somewhere between beef and lamb.

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Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

The female lead in the film is Geena Davis, who is also an olympic-grade archer. The joke is that if you tagged a squirrel from that far away nevermind

Iguana is pretty good and there's a surprising amount of meat on a decent-sized one. It has a taste and texture reminiscent of thigh meat from a chicken.

I remember Anthony Bourdain being forced to eat iguana a couple of times and saying it was awful, although I think one of those was like some poor pet of a resort or something

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