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zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Does no one hunt MILFs any more

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Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Chrpno posted:

God bless the bangbus. It's the last holdout against the hellscape of angry incst porn we get nowdays
Well this is the saddest fuckin thing I've seen in awhile

Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006

zoux posted:

Does no one hunt MILFs any more

Sorry to tell you...MILFs are hunting their stepsons :saddowns:

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Chrpno posted:

God bless the bangbus.

I mean like, probably not, hey.

It's like when an MMA fighter wins and the first thing they say in the interview is "first I want to thank my lord and saviour Jesus Christ". Brother, I think ol' JC actually had some stuff to say that might be relevant to your chosen profession of cage fighting.

Ariong
Jun 25, 2012

Get bashed, platonist!

Chrpno posted:

God bless the bangbus. It's the last holdout against the hellscape of angry incst porn we get nowdays

Hedwig and the Angry Incst

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/2AvSagas/status/1192505056966381568

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Chrpno posted:

God bless the bangbus

look, I'm not a prude, but I'm absolutely not ready to sprinkle holy water over the head of a studio of pornographers whose entire gimmick was grimy and rapey

you want something you can feel good about supporting? how about a BUTT SHOW, with BUTT DANCING

https://twitter.com/FOUNDmag/status/1192585597526986752



(PM me for butt tickits)

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013



fig. 1: a butt

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

What is that, a pair of small buns?

Trapick
Apr 17, 2006

Memento posted:

I mean like, probably not, hey.

It's like when an MMA fighter wins and the first thing they say in the interview is "first I want to thank my lord and saviour Jesus Christ". Brother, I think ol' JC actually had some stuff to say that might be relevant to your chosen profession of cage fighting.
I'd like to draw your attention to "Jesus didn't tap", the first Christian-based line of MMA clothing and fight gear. You see Jesus was a manly man who didn't give up, please ignore any of his teachings.

Your Gay Uncle
Feb 16, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Trapick posted:

I'd like to draw your attention to "Jesus didn't tap", the first Christian-based line of MMA clothing and fight gear. You see Jesus was a manly man who didn't give up, please ignore any of his teachings.

How was he suppose to tap his wrists were nailed to a hunk of wood

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Hence the expression, knock on wood

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Memento posted:

I mean like, probably not, hey.

It's like when an MMA fighter wins and the first thing they say in the interview is "first I want to thank my lord and saviour Jesus Christ". Brother, I think ol' JC actually had some stuff to say that might be relevant to your chosen profession of cage fighting.

"You do you, I guess, just make sure you save some of that angry for the fuckers using Me as an excuse to commit murder."

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/magpiekilljoy/status/1192458032757633030?s=19

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/turnageb/status/1191742836753997825

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/Nocontextirish/status/1191690676578242561

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/leslieleeiii/status/1191724714047217665?s=19

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
https://twitter.com/MaraWilson/status/1192692458397659138?s=19

morallyobjected
Nov 3, 2012

cubicle gangster posted:

NEVER use a debit card in the US, only for withdrawing cash from within your banks own atm. They don't have the same level of protection / insurance.

I dunno what goes on with your bank or whatever, but like the one time I've ever had a card number stolen, it was my debit card and my credit union stopped the charges and I lost absolutely nothing when some person tried using it to go to a restaurant and buy a plane ticket. card was cancelled immediately and I got a new one right away.

Eschenique
Jul 19, 2019

morallyobjected posted:

I dunno what goes on with your bank or whatever, but like the one time I've ever had a card number stolen, it was my debit card and my credit union stopped the charges and I lost absolutely nothing when some person tried using it to go to a restaurant and buy a plane ticket. card was cancelled immediately and I got a new one right away.

The point is that banks aren't required to cover money stolen from your debit card. They often do but you're basically putting your neck on the line for faith in capitalism.

In contrast a stolen credit card is basically someone taking a loan in your name through fraud so it's all on the bank.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin


This is funny to about seven of you.

EoinCannon
Aug 29, 2008

Grimey Drawer

Memento posted:



This is funny to about seven of you.

Hehehehe

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/mightbecursed/status/1187720087093907456?s=19

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Memento posted:



This is funny to about seven of you.

Maybe 8

Bogut played basketball for the Boomers

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/raxkingisdead/status/1192452620780216320?s=21

Taber
Nov 17, 2007

Malkin's worst nightmare

Who can relate? Whoooooo!

zoux
Apr 28, 2006


Timmy's down the well again

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/blankzy_/status/1192134305704742913?s=21

UnfurledSails
Sep 1, 2011

https://twitter.com/sarahspringg/status/1191867707051905024?s=20

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/TriciaLockwood/status/289148349003730947

Eschenique
Jul 19, 2019


According to a friend. The city smells like piss, any hotel below 5 stars means you probably have to wear shoes anywhere outside of bed and the food was pretty bad.

nerdz
Oct 12, 2004


Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.
Grimey Drawer

Eschenique posted:

According to a friend. The city smells like piss, any hotel below 5 stars means you probably have to wear shoes anywhere outside of bed and the food was pretty bad.

lol

this sounds like everyone who doesn't know how to research and falls to every tourist trap ever. Paris ruined food in other places for me for a long time. Desserts are still ruined

Eschenique
Jul 19, 2019

nerdz posted:

lol

this sounds like everyone who doesn't know how to research and falls to every tourist trap ever. Paris ruined food in other places for me for a long time. Desserts are still ruined

He and his wife are pretty poo poo at travel. They once took a vacation to some Mexican islands and the agency charged an extra $200 to ride the tourist bus from the dock to the tourist resort. They said gently caress that we'll take a cab.

Well the cruise ship dropped them off at a freight dock of some sort. The other passengers jumped on the tourist bus and drove off. Meanwhile my friend and his wife navigated around speeding forklifts and warehouses on foot trying to hail a cab in some backwater freight port.

nerdz
Oct 12, 2004


Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.
Grimey Drawer

Eschenique posted:

He and his wife are pretty poo poo at travel. They once took a vacation to some Mexican islands and the agency charged an extra $200 to ride the tourist bus from the dock to the tourist resort. They said gently caress that we'll take a cab.

Well the cruise ship dropped them off at a freight dock of some sort. The other passengers jumped on the tourist bus and drove off. Meanwhile my friend and his wife navigated around speeding forklifts and warehouses on foot trying to hail a cab in some backwater freight port.

haha that sounds like a few of my friends too.

any hotel below 5 stars means you probably have to wear shoes anywhere outside of bed = got the cheapest possible hotel with a 2.0 rating because the 8.0 rating one was 20 dollars more expensive

food is bad = went to the cheapest restaurants in the most tourist heavy areas of the city

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
When we were like 25, a bunch of friends and I went to Paris,they got there a couple days before me and when I got there they were talking about how boring it was. They'd gotten a cheap hotel in one of the outer arrondissements and hadn't bothered going into the proper downtown area, you know, where the bars and nightclubs and famous landmarks are. They hadn't even seen the outside of Notre Dame yet.

Eschenique
Jul 19, 2019

The food could have been anything. Said friend refuses to eat pasta and rice because they're so exotic that he ranks them up there with snails and sushi. Nor any spices more exotic than black pepper. He likes traditional food. Well processed pork served with potatoes.

Eschenique
Jul 19, 2019

Skwirl posted:

They hadn't even seen the outside of Notre Dame yet.

Bummer in retrospect.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Oh sorry, the tweet was a joke because the Paris Review isn't actually about reviewing the city of Paris. That's why it's funny because she's responding as though the magazine's title was literal, rather than the actual one. Sorry again for the confusion.

nerdz
Oct 12, 2004


Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.
Grimey Drawer
Terrible travelers could be a thread all by itself so I'll stop the derail

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zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/maxseddon/status/1192457262389956608?s=21

https://twitter.com/HgMorbi/status/1192843607432056833

zoux has a new favorite as of 22:02 on Nov 8, 2019

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