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SlothBear
Jan 25, 2009

Pook Good Mook posted:

So you're saying Nancy Grace is...good?

No one has ever said this.

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Gleri
Mar 10, 2009
I never comment publicly on my cases. It's simply not down around here at all despite the fact that I technically have authority to speak for the government to the press. I leave it to the cops to comment if there's a public safety concern or about the fact of arrests and charges. But it does seem from American TV at least that DAs will hold press conferences and such. I guess where they're elected officials that makes some sense? It seems like a cultural difference.

ulmont
Sep 15, 2010

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Pook Good Mook posted:

So you're saying Nancy Grace is...good?

She had a history of bar complaints but no actual discipline on the public record (not to be confused with being dissed by the Supreme Court and the 11th Circuit).

Pook Good Mook
Aug 6, 2013


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Gleri posted:

I never comment publicly on my cases. It's simply not down around here at all despite the fact that I technically have authority to speak for the government to the press. I leave it to the cops to comment if there's a public safety concern or about the fact of arrests and charges. But it does seem from American TV at least that DAs will hold press conferences and such. I guess where they're elected officials that makes some sense? It seems like a cultural difference.

You're allowed to hold a press conference to give objective details. You aren't allowed to go on TV and talk about how the defendant is a literal demon who would rape and murder the viewer's grandmother if they had the chance and by golly, isn't it just amazing how we caught this guy just in time.

Nice piece of fish
Jan 29, 2008

Ultra Carp

Pook Good Mook posted:

http://www.americanbar.org/groups/professional_responsibility/publications/model_rules_of_professional_conduct/rule_3_6_trial_publicity.html


Local Prosecutors violate section a) all the time, especially in small jurisdictions.

I'm also partial to 3.8, "Special Responsibilities of a Prosecutor."



Gleri posted:

I never comment publicly on my cases. It's simply not down around here at all despite the fact that I technically have authority to speak for the government to the press. I leave it to the cops to comment if there's a public safety concern or about the fact of arrests and charges. But it does seem from American TV at least that DAs will hold press conferences and such. I guess where they're elected officials that makes some sense? It seems like a cultural difference.

Umm, why is rules of professional conduct (for attourneys) a thing for prosecutors? Do they not have their own code of ethics to follow under review of Internal Affairs or the prosecutor branch? Also, right with there with Gleri, that's really the only sensible approach given the role of the prosecution.

Pook Good Mook posted:

You're allowed to hold a press conference to give objective details. You aren't allowed to go on TV and talk about how the defendant is a literal demon who would rape and murder the viewer's grandmother if they had the chance and by golly, isn't it just amazing how we caught this guy just in time.

This is insane, by the way. This would be in direct violation of the principle of presumptive innocence, not to mention the ECHR:

Article 6 of the European Convention on Human Rights posted:

2. Everyone charged with a criminal offence shall be presumed innocent until proved guilty according to law.

And yes, the Court has ruled against prosecutors willing to a: name the defendant and b:give a public statement to the effect of concluding implicitly or explicitly that they are guilty before trial is complete. Why even do this? Why sully the validity of the process for political or personal gain? It's a pathetic surrender of due process.

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin
are you really this naive or is it an internet persona thing

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer
I think he's a foreigner.

nutri_void
Apr 18, 2015

I shall devour your soul.
Grimey Drawer

mastershakeman posted:

are you really this naive or is it an internet persona thing

In Europe, some areas of international law are an actual thing that exists. Human rights law is one of these areas.

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin

Alexeythegreat posted:

In Europe, some areas of international law are an actual thing that exists. Human rights law is one of these areas.

sounds made up

I ran into an old colleague from the foreclosure world who told me how other colleagues can't ever see their babies due to court coverage + commuting, and that's with just a normal 40 hour workweek

it's pretty sad doc review is the best work life balance after government work

Phil Moscowitz
Feb 19, 2007

If blood be the price of admiralty,
Lord God, we ha' paid in full!
It's a very interesting difference in philosophy in Europe concerning accused persons. Almost as if they actually believe in the rights they pay lip service to.


Can you imagine the blue balls American police, prosecutors, and news media would get if they weren't allowed to frog walk, mug shot, and rake through the mud every person they charged? What with the local 6 o'clock news even talk about?

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin

Phil Moscowitz posted:

It's a very interesting difference in philosophy in Europe concerning accused persons. Almost as if they actually believe in the rights they pay lip service to.


Can you imagine the blue balls American police, prosecutors, and news media would get if they weren't allowed to frog walk, mug shot, and rake through the mud every person they charged? What with the local 6 o'clock news even talk about?

just imagine if 90% of accused were right rather than black and hey, presto, it's Europe

G-Mawwwwwww
Jan 31, 2003

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Biscuit Hider

mastershakeman posted:

just imagine if 90% of accused were right rather than black and hey, presto, it's Europe

drat now there's a slip

Abugadu
Jul 12, 2004

1st Sgt. Matthews and the men have Procured for me a cummerbund from a traveling gypsy, who screeched Victory shall come at a Terrible price. i am Honored.

Phil Moscowitz posted:

It's a very interesting difference in philosophy in Europe concerning accused persons. Almost as if they actually believe in the rights they pay lip service to.


Can you imagine the blue balls American police, prosecutors, and news media would get if they weren't allowed to frog walk, mug shot, and rake through the mud every person they charged? What with the local 6 o'clock news even talk about?

I dunno man I watched that netflix special on Knox, and it made backwater Mississippi look incredibly progressive by comparison.

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin

CaptainScraps posted:

drat now there's a slip

yeah no kidding lol

Phil Moscowitz
Feb 19, 2007

If blood be the price of admiralty,
Lord God, we ha' paid in full!

Abugadu posted:

I dunno man I watched that netflix special on Knox, and it made backwater Mississippi look incredibly progressive by comparison.

You're right, lots of countries in Europe doing things differently. And even in some countries where you don't have to do the perp walk, you can be incarcerated without charge or cause for days.

Hot Dog Day #91
Jun 19, 2003

Phil Moscowitz posted:

You're right, lots of countries in Europe doing things differently. And even in some countries where you don't have to do the perp walk, you can be incarcerated without charge or cause for days.

Hmm, wait a minute....

Nice piece of fish
Jan 29, 2008

Ultra Carp

mastershakeman posted:

are you really this naive or is it an internet persona thing

blarzgh posted:

I think he's a foreigner.

To me, you are the foreigners. Did you ever think of that, man? :biotruths:


Alexeythegreat posted:

In Europe, some areas of international law are an actual thing that exists. Human rights law is one of these areas.

And in a big way. Human Rights, or specifically the ECHR, are usually incorporated into national law, oftentimes even written into the constitution itself or at least given weight whenever conflicting with national law. This has a bunch of important effects, not the least of which procedural. For example, this means that in general in Europe you have the right to be considered "charged" with a criminal offence once you are detained, which unlocks a bunch of rights that are vital to your defence, not the least of which the immediate right to an attourney. ECHR also homogenizes a (very strict) principle of double jeopardy as another for instance, and even imposes a positive obligation to act on states under art. 2 and 3 where the member nation is required to promptly and efficiently investigate, prosectute and punish murder and torture. You wouldn't think that last one would be much of a right, but Turkey (that shining beacon on a hill when it comes to human rights :rolleyes: ) has been convicted several times for that.

It is some very real poo poo, because it also extends to property rights (property is human rights, who knew?).

Phil Moscowitz posted:

You're right, lots of countries in Europe doing things differently. And even in some countries where you don't have to do the perp walk, you can be incarcerated without charge or cause for days.

Yeah, I was gonna say this doesn't happen that much and then I remember I had a case last year where this basically happened to a client of mine. I mean, for certain definitions of "without charge or cause". If you are detained you are automatically "charged" and are entitled to a prompt (like, within a few hours I believe) and written explanation of the charge against you in a language you understand, and then a lawyer. That is, of course, if they follow that rule and let you know you have that right if you don't already know...

This is the same ruleset that is so strict and so strictly interpreted, that the norwegian mass murderer/terrorist wannabe Breivik actually got what I believe is a municipal court judge to agree to pass verdict on human rights abuse because

quote:

Brevik had argued during a four-day hearing at the Skien prison 80 miles (130km) from Oslo, where he is serving his sentence, that solitary confinement, as well as frequent strip searches and the fact that he was often handcuffed while moving between cells, violated his human rights.

Breivik, who made a Nazi salute on the opening day of the proceedings but later said he had renounced violence and compared himself to Nelson Mandela, also said isolation was having a negative impact on his health, and complained about the quality of the prison food – including microwaved meals that he described as “worse than water-boarding” – and having to eat with plastic cutlery.


I mean for gently caress's sake. I think it was later overruled though, but it goes to show just what kind of bleeding-heart liberals you're dealing with here.

algebra testes
Mar 5, 2011


Lipstick Apathy
I don't speak to the media in just give their reporters the evil eye when I see them in court invariably loving things up and getting them wrong.

Redrum and Coke
Feb 25, 2006

wAstIng 10 bUcks ON an aVaTar iS StUpid
Like everywhere else, European counties have also passed strict anti terrorism laws that allow the detention of anybody without charges, incomunicado, for days.

Nice piece of fish
Jan 29, 2008

Ultra Carp

Non Serviam posted:

Like everywhere else, European counties have also passed strict anti terrorism laws that allow the detention of anybody without charges, incomunicado, for days.

Oh hell yeah. Europeans aren't on average smarter than americans in any real sense, we allow big government to gently caress us over just as much as the next continent. Some even have a secret hearing system for wiretaps and computer intrusion, where the police technically need a court order and you're entitled to an attourney for the proceedings, but the attourney can't tell the client or contact them in any way because duh. Surveillance. So you get a case tried in absentia and you won't even hear about it until after they pick you up, at which point you get introduced to the lawyer that's been representing you for months. It's hilarious.

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

This does not make sense when, again, aggregate indicia also indicate improvements. The belief that things are worse is false. It remains false.
.

Discendo Vox fucked around with this message at 03:37 on Jul 13, 2021

terrorist ambulance
Nov 5, 2009
Rights discourses really are the worst

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin

algebra testes posted:

I don't speak to the media in just give their reporters the evil eye when I see them in court invariably loving things up and getting them wrong.

I was bored yesterday and read some recent articles about an area I know well and the garbage the reporter was spewing out was completely unreal. the most pathetic part was her using a 15 year old quasi study to list numbers of average cases in a room a day, time per case etc, rather than just going to court and taking notes.

Toona the Cat
Jun 9, 2004

The Greatest
A former state representative here just had his law license suspended for taking about 100K from his IOLTA account and going to the OTB and casino over a span of 3 months. This same guy created fake online personas to both boost himself and attack his critics.

http://www.wtae.com/article/former-legislator-accused-of-misappropriating-client-funds/9137194

nutri_void
Apr 18, 2015

I shall devour your soul.
Grimey Drawer

Nice piece of fish posted:

And in a big way. Human Rights, or specifically the ECHR, are usually incorporated into national law, oftentimes even written into the constitution itself or at least given weight whenever conflicting with national law. This has a bunch of important effects, not the least of which procedural. For example, this means that in general in Europe you have the right to be considered "charged" with a criminal offence once you are detained, which unlocks a bunch of rights that are vital to your defence, not the least of which the immediate right to an attourney. ECHR also homogenizes a (very strict) principle of double jeopardy as another for instance, and even imposes a positive obligation to act on states under art. 2 and 3 where the member nation is required to promptly and efficiently investigate, prosectute and punish murder and torture. You wouldn't think that last one would be much of a right, but Turkey (that shining beacon on a hill when it comes to human rights :rolleyes: ) has been convicted several times for that.

It is some very real poo poo, because it also extends to property rights (property is human rights, who knew?).

Here in Russia, there are lawyers whose primary practice is doing ECHR cases where Russia violated [insert literally any provision of the ECHR]
Also, international law lawyers are the only people here with something resembling legal writing skills :v:

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Aug 6, 2013


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Alexeythegreat posted:

Here in Russia, there are lawyers whose primary practice is doing ECHR cases where Russia violated [insert literally any provision of the ECHR]
Also, international law lawyers are the only people here with something resembling legal writing skills :v:

Doesn't every sentence start with "Therefore" and "Whereas" in ECHR briefs.

I feel like half the learning curve is figuring out how to structure that nonsense.

Redrum and Coke
Feb 25, 2006

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Alexeythegreat posted:

Here in Russia, there are lawyers whose primary practice is doing ECHR cases where Russia violated [insert literally any provision of the ECHR]
Also, international law lawyers are the only people here with something resembling legal writing skills :v:

Russia is parry to the echr? I thought it was a Community legislation.

ulmont
Sep 15, 2010

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Non Serviam posted:

Russia is parry to the echr? I thought it was a Community legislation.

No, Council of Europe.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/European_Court_of_Human_Rights

Redrum and Coke
Feb 25, 2006

wAstIng 10 bUcks ON an aVaTar iS StUpid
4.5 hour meeting to discuss a single licensing agreement.

We didn't even finish it.

G-Mawwwwwww
Jan 31, 2003

My LPth are Hot Garbage
Biscuit Hider
A lawyer refers me a case where the social study is horrific: basically, it says that there are loving rats in this guy's house and he has an anger management problem. They have a hearing and the judge places the kids with dad and smacks him on visitation.

I tell the dude he needs to enroll in counseling and move out of that shithole. Trial is tomorrow, three months after I tell him to do that.

"Did you move?"

"No."

"Did you take the anger management classes I told you to?"

"No. What can I do to get my girls back?"

Redrum and Coke
Feb 25, 2006

wAstIng 10 bUcks ON an aVaTar iS StUpid

CaptainScraps posted:

A lawyer refers me a case where the social study is horrific: basically, it says that there are loving rats in this guy's house and he has an anger management problem. They have a hearing and the judge places the kids with dad and smacks him on visitation.

I tell the dude he needs to enroll in counseling and move out of that shithole. Trial is tomorrow, three months after I tell him to do that.

"Did you move?"

"No."

"Did you take the anger management classes I told you to?"

"No. What can I do to get my girls back?"

You can become ghost dad.

ulmont
Sep 15, 2010

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Non Serviam posted:

4.5 hour meeting to discuss a single licensing agreement.

We didn't even finish it.

That sounds about right for pharma.

nm
Jan 28, 2008

"I saw Minos the Space Judge holding a golden sceptre and passing sentence upon the Martians. There he presided, and around him the noble Space Prosecutors sought the firm justice of space law."

CaptainScraps posted:

A lawyer refers me a case where the social study is horrific: basically, it says that there are loving rats in this guy's house and he has an anger management problem. They have a hearing and the judge places the kids with dad and smacks him on visitation.

I tell the dude he needs to enroll in counseling and move out of that shithole. Trial is tomorrow, three months after I tell him to do that.

"Did you move?"

"No."

"Did you take the anger management classes I told you to?"

"No. What can I do to get my girls back?"

But, but, but father's rights!

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

Discendo Vox posted:

These SCOTUS arguments are cringe-inducing. Fishmech would be better on the bench.

What happened?

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

Vox Nihili posted:

What happened?

Even loving Alito is dumbfounded by Gorsuch.

echopapa
Jun 2, 2005

El Presidente smiles upon this thread.
The print shops in Saipan don’t employ any proofreaders.

We just got a big pile of business cards for our Chief Persecutor.

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

Mr. Nice! posted:

Even loving Alito is dumbfounded by Gorsuch.

Is there a particular case, transcript, or link I can look to for this?

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

Vox Nihili posted:

Is there a particular case, transcript, or link I can look to for this?

http://www.npr.org/2017/04/17/524393113/justice-gorsuch-jumps-right-into-questioning-in-supreme-court-debut

I don't know where we might find a full transcript, but here's a choice interaction where Alito tells him he's stupid and Sotomayor not-so-subtly tells Roberts that she isn't writing any opinion along the line of Gorsuch's reasoning:

quote:

Gorsuch repeatedly suggested it would be "a lot simpler" or "a lot easier if we just follow the text of the statute." But as the lawyers on both sides and other justices pointed out, the statute has multiple provisions that are interdependent, and nothing about them is simple or easy.

"This is unbelievably complicated," lamented Alito. "The one thing about this case that seems perfectly clear to me is that nobody who's not a lawyer — and no ordinary lawyer — could read these statutes and figure out what they are supposed to do."

"Who wrote this statute?" he asked plaintively. "Somebody who takes pleasure out of pulling the wings off flies?"

"If we go down your route, and I'm writing the opinion — which I hope I'm not," Sotomayor said while glancing in the direction of Chief Justice Roberts, who generally assigns the opinions.

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

Mr. Nice! posted:

http://www.npr.org/2017/04/17/524393113/justice-gorsuch-jumps-right-into-questioning-in-supreme-court-debut

I don't know where we might find a full transcript, but here's a choice interaction where Alito tells him he's stupid and Sotomayor not-so-subtly tells Roberts that she isn't writing any opinion along the line of Gorsuch's reasoning:

I like this part:

quote:

At this point, Gorsuch again suggested the simple solution is to just read the words in the statute, but Gorsuch had a relatively novel idea of what a statute means when it says to apply one provision "subject to" another provision of the law.

Justice Elena Kagan noted that the court has had a contrary interpretation for decades. To adopt a new interpretation, she said, would be "a kind of revolution ... to the extent you can have a revolution in this kind of case."

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Aug 6, 2013


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echopapa posted:

The print shops in Saipan don’t employ any proofreaders.

We just got a big pile of business cards for our Chief Persecutor.

Still correct

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