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Pac-Manioc Root posted:wouldn't this be more of a tri-fold pamphlet? I was thinking more along the lines of a drunken scrawl on a beer coaster.
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e: lol, nm
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Kumo posted:Typically, they are not paying you, they lie to you so you cannot adequately represent them; these are both cited as reasons they had so much trouble finding any calibre of representation in the first place
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warez posted:I don't know if Luther Vandross is our best option here. https://youtu.be/aUc-4nX7YGg
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Kid Rock becoming Senator won't be very funny when he fucks over all the black people, Latinos, and other minorities living in Detroit, Flint, Saginaw, etc who hate his racist rear end. But I guess this is the lol thread, so lol wouldn't the rock star funny dude becoming Senator be hilarious and good and cool?  I still think Stabenow will smoke him though!
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Why lie to your lawyers? It's not like they really give a gently caress they just need to know they best way to defend you.
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Pac-Manioc Root posted:these are both cited as reasons they had so much trouble finding any calibre of representation in the first place that was trump, kush probably has gently caress boy money stashed away went back & reread the article & it states Gorelick is staying on in some capacity & Lowell is taking over litigation not the drastic change i first thought fox news is going wtf: https://twitter.com/LeanneNaramore/status/885948819875262465
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:Kid Rock becoming Senator won't be very funny when he fucks over all the black people, Latinos, and other minorities living in Detroit, Flint, It's not gonna be cool or good, but it kinda makes sense in this hell reality we live in. Just like Trump being president. The worst and dumbest things are going to keep happening, you can either have a laugh about it or despair.
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Cthulu Carl posted:His wife (or maybe just his girlfriend, I dunno) had huge old lady knockers.  
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COMRADES posted:Why lie to your lawyers? Lots of reasons; they don't trust them, it means admitting some bad acts, maybe they really believe their version of events. Then there are the occasional sociopaths... Also, a lot of lawyers do give a gently caress. It's your job & they want to do it well.
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bloom posted:It's not gonna be cool or good, but it kinda makes sense in this hell reality we live in. Just like Trump being president. The worst and dumbest things are going to keep happening, you can either have a laugh about it or despair. I grew up in the Detroit area and I still have family/friends who live there. It's much easier to laugh about Trump's stupidity because his dumbass antics are much further away from people who I care about than Kid Rock as Senator in Michigan.
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I mean like they're not really going to give a gently caress about what you did wrong so while I recognize that people don't like to admit bad things the lawyers aren't going to blow their entire career and probably end up in prison in order to out you. Just idk it's like when people lie to their doctor. They're not going to call the police because you tell them you did a drug. They only want to know so they can treat you the best way possible.
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some doctors write that you do drugs in your file and then will never script you anything abusable regardless of need because you have a history of drug abuse in your medical records, hth
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Lying to your lawyer is sheer insanity, they're like the devil but you're supposed to confess to them so they can do their voodoo Be more honest with your lawyer than your wife
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Blue Train posted:some doctors write that you do drugs in your file and then will never script you anything abusable regardless of need because you have a history of drug abuse in your medical records, hth I mean... not if you're white lol. But yeah alright I suppose but probably not for weed which I bet is probably the thing people going to the doctor lie most about.
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I'm great doc. Definitely not trying to drink myself to death or anything like that.
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COMRADES posted:Why lie to your lawyers? In Trump's case, remember that he was asked a few months back if there's anything he's done that he thinks was wrong or that he regrets, ever. He answered no. You think he's going to tell a lawyer that he screwed up and did something illegal rather than tell him them that some stupid poor loser guy is getting in his face and he needs to make him go away?
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Blue Train posted:some doctors write that you do drugs in your file and then will never script you anything abusable regardless of need because you have a history of drug abuse in your medical records, hth this doesn't negate this: quote:They only want to know so they can treat you the best way possible. Because otherwise you get people that have been doctor-shopping for opiates for 20 years and/or do IV heroin, like my cousin. Yay.
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COMRADES posted:Just idk it's like when people lie to their doctor. They're not going to call the police because you tell them you did a drug. They only want to know so they can treat you the best way possible. They write that poo poo down in your medical notes, which can later be subpoenaed. I've used these records in court before to impeach a party in a custody hearing. Soooooooooooooiooooooo
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Raspberry Jam It In Me posted:ahahaha, 43%, after everything that happened, he still polls above 5%? how is this real? 
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COMRADES posted:I mean like they're not really going to give a gently caress about what you did wrong so while I recognize that people don't like to admit bad things the lawyers aren't going to blow their entire career and probably end up in prison in order to out you. Some attorneys only handle certain types of cases. Some will not handle cases of sexual assault, homicide or other similarly serious crimes. Sometimes, cases get too big or unwieldy, or too difficult and an attorney & their firm cannot effectively represent their client. So sometimes they do give a gently caress about what you did wrong; and charges can change over time as a case develops. Also, sometimes you do have to "out you" in order to protect themselves. Attorneys cannot assist a client in the furtherance of a crime for example, and there are some instances where you are required to report your client to the authorities- though usually there's an imminence necessary. 1redflag posted:They write that poo poo down in your medical notes, which can later be subpoenaed. I've used these records in court before to impeach a party in a custody hearing. Soooooooooooooiooooooo How'd you get around confidentiality & hearsay? Kumo fucked around with this message at 23:06 on Jul 14, 2017 |
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Catastrophe posted:In Trump's case, remember that he was asked a few months back if there's anything he's done that he thinks was wrong or that he regrets, ever. He answered no. You think he's going to tell a lawyer that he screwed up and did something illegal rather than tell him them that some stupid poor loser guy is getting in his face and he needs to make him go away? It is always worth bringing up that Trump's former lawyers always met with him in pairs because he lied so much. I don't think he lies to his lawyers for any particular reason, he is just a habitual liar.
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1redflag posted:They write that poo poo down in your medical notes, which can later be subpoenaed. I've used these records in court before to impeach a party in a custody hearing. Soooooooooooooiooooooo Just another reason to not ever get married or have kids then because if I'm ODing on some drugs one day I'm definitely telling my doctor exactly what I took and how much.
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The Protagonist posted:is this a real profile I expect it got touched up a little bit like practically any high end photo will be but I'm pretty sure that is not significantly altered, that is what the man actually looks like.
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I like this photo because it's a glimpse into how his hair works. It's like he combs it forward and then folds it back on itself to give the impression he has a full head of hair.
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The Protagonist posted:is this a real profile Its like retard Hitchcock or something
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It rocks how in 2024 Americans are going to be able to vote for either the rock, kid rockerberg or markid zuckerberg for pres.
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Minimalist Program posted:It rocks how in 2024 Americans are going to be able to vote for either the rock, kid rockerberg or markid zuckerberg for pres. me in 2024: 
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Bareback Werewolf posted:I like this photo because it's a glimpse into how his hair works. It's like he combs it forward and then folds it back on itself to give the impression he has a full head of hair. I like how long and unkempt and ratty it is, my hair is like that in the back because I'm a huge slob and broke as gently caress and cant afford a regular haircut but he's the fuckin President of the United States lol what a fuckin maggot with legs
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:I grew up in the Detroit area and I still have family/friends who live there. It's much easier to laugh about Trump's stupidity because his dumbass antics are much further away from people who I care about than Kid Rock as Senator in Michigan. Well, he's running for US Senate not the state senate so if he wins he's voting on stuff that affects the entire country. Besides, anything that makes the republican party look completely ridiculous probably benefits us all in the long run. r u ready to WALK posted:Say what you will about Donald Trump, the man has a good singing voice I enjoyed this. bloom posted:what's wrong with your everything? lol
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70yo, fat Brock Samson is president.
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COMRADES posted:I mean like they're not really going to give a gently caress about what you did wrong so while I recognize that people don't like to admit bad things the lawyers aren't going to blow their entire career and probably end up in prison in order to out you. well also, if your lawyer KNOWS you did something insanely loving illegal they could potentially craft their defense with some of that knowledge which could implicate your guilt even if your lawyer is fighting that accusation. it may not even be a written-down, conscious strategy, it could just sort of end up that way. also, while a lawyer won't rat you out for lying, they're not really supposed to craft a defense around your lie because that could come back to bite them in the rear end. so lawyers will sometimes tell their clients to shut the gently caress up before that happens. trump is so well known to be a complete lying moron that his lawyers will pretty much never be given the benefit of the doubt when it comes to not knowing about his crimes, which is why he's such a terrible client.
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