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I know we keep saying it but every time you think they're going to go quietly, CIG and friends finds a new way to burst into screaming flames. I wonder what the ground floor grunts working on art and spaghetti code think about all this. Hopefully "Glad I got my resume in order"lazorexplosion posted:Oh god I can't fap hard enough for all this. I can and did (posting from hospital).
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# ? Jun 25, 2017 03:27 |
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# ? May 29, 2024 04:37 |
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XK posted:Yes, that would be one way to make payouts to people. And we have NO idea what they set their salaries at. And there are no limits to that, or bonuses, are there? Not to mention the fact that the "company" could also be paying for their cars/health insurance/etc/etc.
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# ? Jun 25, 2017 03:29 |
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# ? Jun 25, 2017 03:31 |
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'Banks don't lend to failing businesses' is perhaps the dumbest argument I've ever read. It takes you two seconds to think of a million counter examples. That it is taken at face value and upvoted is further evidence of extreme white knighting within the community.
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# ? Jun 25, 2017 03:32 |
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Tokamak posted:'Banks don't lend to failing businesses' is perhaps the dumbest argument I've ever read. It takes you two seconds to think of a million counter examples. That it is taken at face value and upvoted is further evidence of extreme white knighting within the community. Do they loan to flailing businesses though? It would be hard to keep the paperwork in order with Chris Roberts' arms just tornadoing around.
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# ? Jun 25, 2017 03:33 |
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Chris Roberts better build a nice nest egg because I don't think anyone will be able to legally exploit the mentally disabled to this extent ever again. He basically struck gold and monetized autism, and an entire industry and regulation is going to be coming in his wake. This is also obviously the peak of his career and the last time he will have any credibility, so if I were him i'd be stacking cash and assets however i could. Tens of millions to afford his lavish lifestyle for another 20-30 years without having to work.
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# ? Jun 25, 2017 03:33 |
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spacetoaster posted:So I'm reading through all those documents and I notice that in 2014 all the shares for foundry 42 were owned by Erin Roberts and two other people (who had a smaller amount of shares). Out of the other two people that had the rest of the shares, one of them wouldn't happen to be Ortwin would it?
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# ? Jun 25, 2017 03:36 |
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Space Crabs posted:Chris Roberts better build a nice nest egg because I don't think anyone will be able to legally exploit the mentally disabled to this extent ever again. He basically struck gold and monetized autism, and an entire industry and regulation is going to be coming in his wake. It'd be pretty funny if mr. porn empire lawyer ortwin freyersmouth took all the money and ran.
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# ? Jun 25, 2017 03:36 |
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Tokamak posted:'Banks don't lend to failing businesses' is perhaps the dumbest argument I've ever read. It takes you two seconds to think of a million counter examples. That it is taken at face value and upvoted is further evidence of extreme white knighting within the community. Well since you didn't provide any of these millions of counter examples, exhaustively documented, sourced, and confirmed, then I'm just going to assume you're lying like usual, and therefore Star Citizen is actually in great shape
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# ? Jun 25, 2017 03:36 |
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Foo Diddley posted:Well since you didn't provide any of these millions of counter examples, exhaustively documented, sourced, and confirmed, then I'm just going to assume you're lying like usual, and therefore Star Citizen is actually in great shape checkmate goonie
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# ? Jun 25, 2017 03:37 |
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starkebn posted:I think the MoMA account will be mothballed while they scale back staff for the ELE Nah, it'll just be the new Coutts bank clerk MOMA.
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# ? Jun 25, 2017 03:39 |
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Foo Diddley posted:Well since you didn't provide any of these millions of counter examples, exhaustively documented, sourced, and confirmed, then I'm just going to assume you're lying like usual, and therefore Star Citizen is actually in great shape If a bank makes a bad investment they'll just get bailed out.
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# ? Jun 25, 2017 03:40 |
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A thought... Back in 2012, Chris Roberts set out to "Save PC Gaming". Since then there have been many high-profile, over-promised and under-delivered gaming disasters, yet many of them made bank in pre-orders. It's fair to say that CIG were one of the first with the new "open development" thing: spam your customers with video after video after announcement after newsletter, all of work you're doing at the moment, and promises of future work you can't keep. Star Citizen has shown that if your premise is impressive, and your target audience naive, then pre-orders will flood in anyway. Even if/when the Star Citizen dream collapses, Chris Roberts can be happy that he saved the entire gaming industry, by showing it how to get $millions in pre-orders for total bollocks.
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# ? Jun 25, 2017 03:41 |
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Space Crabs posted:Chris Roberts better build a nice nest egg because I don't think anyone will be able to legally exploit the mentally disabled to this extent ever again. He basically struck gold and monetized autism, and an entire industry and regulation is going to be coming in his wake. This is when we find out that the bank loan is to buy up big on bitcoin mining rigs and he's betting the company on crypto-currency to ensure his lavish lifestyle well into the future.
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# ? Jun 25, 2017 03:41 |
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Hey guys, remember this ahahahahahahaha
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# ? Jun 25, 2017 03:45 |
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Tokamak posted:'Banks don't lend to failing businesses' is perhaps the dumbest argument I've ever read. It takes you two seconds to think of a million counter examples. That it is taken at face value and upvoted is further evidence of extreme white knighting within the community. There are entities that make loans to boarderline businesses for the specific intent of them defaulting so their stuff can get sold off. Mitt Romney's Bain Capitol basically functioned like this. They'd come into a struggling business, like a steel mill, lend them money to keep functioning, then legalese them into a forced bankruptcy and reap profits from selling everything off. I don't think the bank involved in this has a hard on like that for forcing bankruptcies, but if they are confident they can make a profit off whatever collateral CIG does have, and they can be sure it is secure, they'd lend money to CIG no matter their financial situation. You could be a hard core crackhead alcoholic degenerate gambler, you've blown every dollar you've ever had, but you're going to get straight this time. You just need $60,000 to get your life together. If your grandma left you a $100,000 painting in her will, and it's secured in a deposit box the bank has control over, they'll give you that loan with the painting as collateral.
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# ? Jun 25, 2017 03:46 |
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spacetoaster posted:And we have NO idea what they set their salaries at. We saw Erin's salary from the filings last year and he game himself a 20% raise for having produced bupkiss. Assume Chris and Sandi are in the high 6 figures each for every year they've been in production.
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# ? Jun 25, 2017 03:47 |
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spacetoaster posted:Hey guys, remember this ahahahahahahaha Or this? http://www.gamesindustry.biz/articles/2013-04-22-chris-roberts-how-incredible-community-transforms-development
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# ? Jun 25, 2017 03:48 |
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Sarsapariller posted:Or this? HA HA. "More than a year away." in 2013
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# ? Jun 25, 2017 03:51 |
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XK posted:There are entities that make loans to boarderline businesses for the specific intent of them defaulting so their stuff can get sold off. Mitt Romney's Bain Capitol basically functioned like this. They'd come into a struggling business, like a steel mill, lend them money to keep functioning, then legalese them into a forced bankruptcy and reap profits from selling everything off. But what do they have as viable assets? The IP is new and untested, the game assets are just broken fragments of data, the employees are more a liability than an asset. They only have the overpriced furniture which will have a hard time being sold for even half of the original sale price.
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# ? Jun 25, 2017 03:54 |
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spacetoaster posted:HA HA. "More than a year away." in 2013 That's also the article where he vastly overestimates his market. That's what they're counting on with this recent bank loan. They still think that they've only tapped a fraction of their final sales. Chris- your game is not going to make a billion dollars. It's just not going to happen! That's what makes this loan so hilarious to me. They basically ran the world's burliest whale-milking operation and took all of the money they were ever going to get, used it to build about a quarter of a game due to gross incompetence, and then took out a loan on the studio under the assumption that they'd easily pay it back once all of these additional sales turned up! He could have walked away from this with a functioning studio and no game, even if he hosed everything up- but he's such a colossally bad businessman that he has gambled all of that on this being literally the most successful game ever made. A loving Idiot posted:Roberts continued, "My gut sense is that 5 to 10 percent of your audience is going to back you early, and I think that number is variable based on the quality. When you do something really good, it's a lower percentage; if you do something that isn't so good maybe it's 20 percent or 30 percent. I'm assuming if I deliver the game I think I'm going to deliver, if it holds up to the level of Wing Commander or Freelancer or Privateer, I think 10x would be a pretty conservative number. I think that would be right in there with what I did in the '90s. What crowdfunding has proven is that those people are still out there." Sarsapariller fucked around with this message at 04:00 on Jun 25, 2017 |
# ? Jun 25, 2017 03:57 |
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I refuse to buy into the panic about this fake news until I read what the respected industry insiders at pixelemonade.com have to say.
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Amazing Zimmo posted:But what do they have as viable assets? The IP is new and untested, the game assets are just broken fragments of data, the employees are more a liability than an asset. They only have the overpriced furniture which will have a hard time being sold for even half of the original sale price. This is why I'm super curious how much the loan was actually for. When the amount eventually comes out, it will be a good ballpark figure for the value, by an entity that was given access to all the financials, and had experts look at everything. It could be shockingly low. But, as was stated by Latin Phoenix: Latin Pheonix posted:The thing is no matter which way it lands, it's bad for F42/CIG. It's bad either way. Either they got a pittance and their corporate valuation is poo poo. Or, they got a lot, and why did they need a lot? This isn't like a company that bought up a bunch of expensive titanium for some product, and needs liquidity for the gap before their product is ready. They aren't sitting on a warehouse with 5 million units of circuitboards they need to cover before release. This is a company that gets handed free money to write software for a video game. There is no good reason for them to be taking any kind of substantial loans. Putting every single asset on the line is certainly a substantial loan. I agree with Xaerael. This is a bailout loan.
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# ? Jun 25, 2017 04:10 |
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Aw, looks like they'll get to outlive my prediction by a little while. Let's see how long CIG takes to become as delinquent on their loans as they are on their game.
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# ? Jun 25, 2017 04:11 |
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skaboomizzy posted:I refuse to buy into the panic about this fake news until I read what the respected industry insiders at pixelemonade.com have to say. I almost forgot about them. Still not updated since January 21.
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Amazing Zimmo posted:But what do they have as viable assets? The IP is new and untested, the game assets are just broken fragments of data, the employees are more a liability than an asset. They only have the overpriced furniture which will have a hard time being sold for even half of the original sale price. The IP has some value, but whether they can sell it for that value is a different matter. Look at 38 Studios for example. The IP was thought to be valued at around $20 million, but at auction they didn't get a high enough offer so it was never sold. I wouldn't be surprised if the bank looked at the money coming in and valued the IP at something like $30 million. The bank went to the trouble of taking ownership of the IP and licensing it back. It is pretty clear that the IP is a large component of the collateral. I can't imagine banks are very good at valuing video game IP. Occasionally banks will gently caress up and offer an arrangement which comes back to bite them in the rear end. This might be one of those cases.
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If Chris was the type to plan ahead and build himself a nest egg why was he selling used cars after years of heading a film production company? Again, patsy.
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Amazing Zimmo posted:But what do they have as viable assets? The IP is new and untested, the game assets are just broken fragments of data, the employees are more a liability than an asset. They only have the overpriced furniture which will have a hard time being sold for even half of the original sale price. Best case scenario is that the loan is for a piddling amount, the bank looked over the IP and the work they had left and offered them 2-3 months of funding to get them through to gamescom and citcon. 6-7 million for everything right down to the last paper clip in the event they default. Bester case scenario is CIG cooked the books, overstated their earnings and the state of the game including the hours of unusable mocap, and essentially defrauded a major bank just to keep the game rolling for a few months more. And in a year after CIG finally defaults, the bank goes over their books with a fine tooth comb, finds the fraud, and brings up charges against the walking thumb and his co-conspirators. And then Ortwin flips on everyone and cuts a deal.
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# ? Jun 25, 2017 04:20 |
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Chin posted:If Chris was the type to plan ahead and build himself a nest egg why was he selling used cars after years of heading a film production company? He seems to be the type of person with holes in his pockets. He'll blow whatever he gets. If I were in his position right now, and void of any morals or conscience, I'd be rocking everything I could into Vanguard index funds, and finding the world's best financial advisor and telling him to plan out how to trickle this money out to me over the rest of my life. Chris will probably be couch surfing again a year or two after this project fails. He'll be divorced again as well. Sandi isn't going to stick with a loser.
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Tokamak posted:The IP has some value, but whether they can sell it for that value is a different matter. Look at 38 Studios for example. The IP was thought to be valued at around $20 million, but at auction they didn't get a high enough offer so it was never sold. I wouldn't be surprised if the bank looked at the money coming in and valued the IP at something like $30 million. The bank went to the trouble of taking ownership of the IP and licensing it back. It is pretty clear that the IP is a large component of the collateral. I can't imagine banks are very good at valuing video game IP. Occasionally banks will gently caress up and offer an arrangement which comes back to bite them in the rear end. This might be one of those cases. If CIG defaults on the loan there is a greater chance that the IP will be more poison than perfume, the backers will have a hard time trusting some random publisher who picked up the rights from the liquidation which means that the future revenue stream is already non-existent. So in short, I agree that banks can make mistakes. Oh and PGabz's findings on Coutts & Co's being the bank of choice for money laundering is something to think about as well.
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# ? Jun 25, 2017 04:30 |
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This is whole thing is just art. Thanks Crobberts to make this beauty of Trainwreck. I regret getting a refund for 45$ as this is the most fun experience I had in my whole gaming life.
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# ? Jun 25, 2017 04:33 |
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RattiRatto posted:This is whole thing is just art. Thanks Crobberts to make this beauty of Trainwreck. You've obviously never played E.T. on the atari 2600 then. edit: Can a goon help a brother out with the catte tax please?
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# ? Jun 25, 2017 04:36 |
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Amazing Zimmo posted:If CIG defaults on the loan there is a greater chance that the IP will be more poison than perfume, the backers will have a hard time trusting some random publisher who picked up the rights from the liquidation which means that the future revenue stream is already non-existent. So in short, I agree that banks can make mistakes. Oh and PGabz's findings on Coutts & Co's being the bank of choice for money laundering is something to think about as well. Why would anyone want this IP anyhow? It's essentially lifting parts of other more profitable IPs wholesale. Nobody will pay millions for this IP when they can just steal from Star Wars or Star Trek or the 5th Element themselves. supplementary cat tax Strangler 42 fucked around with this message at 04:40 on Jun 25, 2017 |
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hot balls man no homo posted:Why would anyone want this IP anyhow? It's essentially lifting parts of other more profitable IPs wholesale. Nobody will pay millions for this IP when they can just steal from Star Wars or Star Trek or the 5th Element themselves. SC is basically a generic space mmo and nothing more. And thanks for the loan to pay for the tax, you now have all the rights to my IP.
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# ? Jun 25, 2017 04:43 |
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i think what makes this funnier than anything that's happened in a long time is that it's so clear cut there is no way to spin it, but there backers are flailing their arms and legs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHy6AT-yVjQ The entirety of Star Citizen, Squadron 42 and all assets and companies have been put up as collateral for a loan, three years past the release date. *spluttering* What even is a loan? What is money anyway? This is good for Star Citizen because it challenges the very idea of currency at it's core unlike anything else in history since humanity discovered polished metals and began trading them.
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# ? Jun 25, 2017 04:49 |
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hot balls man no homo posted:Why would anyone want this IP anyhow? It's essentially lifting parts of other more profitable IPs wholesale. Nobody will pay millions for this IP when they can just steal from Star Wars or Star Trek or the 5th Element themselves. It is highly likely the bank misvalued the ip. The ip is essentially valueless if it passes outside of crobblers control. Crobbler is the ip value. All else that's left is the stupid physical items they bought, and some artistic media they may be able to sell off to stock A/V companies. I can't really imagine what content they could sell for anything, outside of some audio tracks and textures packs, for a pittance, to outfits that sell asset licenses in bulk. The riveted desks and fancy lamps are probably worth more on the secondary market than any of the ip.
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Space Crabs posted:i think what makes this funnier than anything that's happened in a long time is that it's so clear cut there is no way to spin it, but there backers are flailing their arms and legs "It's just 4D chess gaming the currency market!" "It's just to increase their liquidity!"
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XK posted:they may be able to sell off to stock A/V companies
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# ? Jun 25, 2017 05:03 |
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Somebody just told me this loan is a good thing and totally normal. "Game companies always get big loans right before they release their games." - not ironic
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I don't know about you guys but I'm def gonna bid on Full Burn when everything's up for auction
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