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Pissflaps posted:a lot of old people go to the doctors because they have nothing better to do flyuo goes to the doctor so they can give him medicine so he doesnt rape goons after sending them beer
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Jota posted:if you didn't like the lord of the rings movies why would you watch the hobbit ffs its just on the telly while im posting if i was bothered about watching it i wouldnt be posting
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Jul 18, 2014 23:41
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Chris de Sperg posted:i hope there arent any thunderstorms tomorrow Will you flail around and bark????
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pissflaps give me some tips for spicing up my marriage
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fat greasy puto posted:pissflaps give me some tips for spicing up my marriage you could wear sexy underwear and do a dance
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[real whiny borderline meltdown] i dont wanna post about the hobbit 2
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fat greasy puto posted:pissflaps give me some tips for spicing up my marriage pissflaps is a big fan of coriander
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Pissflaps posted:you could wear sexy underwear and do a dance i was thinking something to put her in the mood, as a 300lb man its hard to find "sexy" underwear and i tire quickly dancing
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fat greasy puto posted:i was thinking something to put her in the mood, as a 300lb man its hard to find "sexy" underwear and i tire quickly dancing you could let her go out and have sex with other men then come home and tell you about it while you rub your parts
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Jul 18, 2014 23:45
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Mr. Mambold posted:pissflaps is a big fan of coriander its delicious OP
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Bape Culture posted:Will you flail around and bark????
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Pissflaps posted:you could let her go out and have sex with other men then come home and tell you about it while you rub your parts i guess im going to shower and leave to go visit a good friend then go home for a while this should be fun
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Jul 18, 2014 23:46
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Pissflaps posted:you could let her go out and have sex with other men then come home and tell you about it while you rub your parts she doesnt want to have sex w/anyone
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Jul 18, 2014 23:46
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Pissflaps posted:its delicious OP coriander? he barely knew her
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http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3615544&pagenumber=87&perpage=40#post431916475 lol
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fat greasy puto posted:she doesnt want to have sex w/anyone Are you sure?
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Pissflaps posted:its delicious OP having a bit now from the garden as we post, along with tomatoes, okra, arugula.
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and im not a cuckold.........yet
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fat greasy puto posted:she doesnt want to have sex w/anyone maybe she's depressed
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i love the online dating thread especially all that sad brained stripper from ask/tells posts that show how mentally broken she is also there is a guy from portland in it who has the same gimmick as tom
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Its just started raining here. Quote this post to find out my favourite thing about thunderstorms.
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maybe she's asexual. tumblr can help you understand.
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serious gaylord posted:Are you sure? yes she has self esteem issues
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Jota posted:i love the online dating thread especially all that sad brained stripper from ask/tells posts that show how mentally broken she is That's also tom.
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fat greasy puto posted:yes she has self esteem issues does she need more coal?
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fat greasy puto posted:and im not a cuckold.........yet post your wife
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Earlier this year I dated someone for about a month. She rented out her apartment to some visitors for SXSW and was going to crash at my place for a night before going out of town to stay with some friends for the weekend. We watched a movie then went to bed but she kept trying to make out with me. Normally this would be nice but she kept randomly pulling away and saying "sorry sorry sorry" over and over again. By 2am I was getting kind of tired and she'd made it clear she didn't want to have sex so I said we should just go to sleep. For whatever reason this freaked her out and she jumped out of bed while chanting "I shouldn't be doing this". She then went into my bathroom, pulled out a baggie full of multicolored pills, ate a couple of them then threw on her clothes, ran out and drove away. I was too bewildered to go to sleep so I drank all my roommate's beer and watched Cabin in the Woods. In the morning she sent me a text saying "sorry was comin down off a lot of meds nd it mkes my brain funny
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serious gaylord posted:Its just started raining here. Quote this post to find out my favourite thing about thunderstorms.
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serious gaylord posted:That's also tom. no this ones a jew
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fat greasy puto posted:yes she has self esteem issues give her an antihistamine
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Jota posted:no this ones a jew thats also tom
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Mr. Mambold posted:give her an antihistamine are you enjoying the scottish thread
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Pissflaps posted:are you enjoying the scottish thread is that idiot another coohoolin he seems like it
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Pissflaps posted:are you enjoying the scottish thread I've not read it, I only have seen you lot posting about it, so *waves hand* a bit yeah
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serious gaylord posted:is that idiot another coohoolin he seems like it nobody is another coohoolin and tbh i suspect the majority of that thread think he's a joke it just serves their purpose to play along
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Jota posted:no this ones a jew arent we all, in a way, spurs fans?
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