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cool dance moves
Aug 27, 2018


Peanut President posted:

I always heard that story as japan dropping it on aussies saying the americans were loving their wieves

Also the Germans dropping them on Brits about how the Yankees were loving their wives

Cuckoldry is truly the universal language

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H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

ay caramba

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004


:yeshaha:

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

GoutPatrol posted:

This is what the Nazis dropped on the Americans, except the person loving the wife was Jewish

It's also what the Japanese dropped on Australia, except the person loving the wife was American.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
and it was true in every case, because it turns out that people like to gently caress.

Wheeee
Mar 11, 2001

When a tree grows, it is soft and pliable. But when it's dry and hard, it dies.

Hardness and strength are death's companions. Flexibility and softness are the embodiment of life.

That which has become hard shall not triumph.

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

steinrokkan posted:

It's also what the Japanese dropped on Australia, except the person loving the wife was American.

Yeah if you guys haven't heard the Dollop about this, you need to

http://thedollop.libsyn.com/118-the-battle-of-brisbane-live

When US troops showed up in Australia during WW2, Australian women were so amazed at the sight of men who had shaved and bathed in the past 48 hours, they all stopped loving Australian men and started loving Americans

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
https://twitter.com/Newsweek/status/1144495669190656001?s=20

Dreylad
Jun 19, 2001

Gripweed posted:

Yeah if you guys haven't heard the Dollop about this, you need to

http://thedollop.libsyn.com/118-the-battle-of-brisbane-live

When US troops showed up in Australia during WW2, Australian women were so amazed at the sight of men who had shaved and bathed in the past 48 hours, they all stopped loving Australian men and started loving Americans

that was featured in the HBO series "The Pacific"

Ferdinand Bardamu
Apr 30, 2013
lmao

https://twitter.com/Justice4Alex93/status/1144717137908568065

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Gripweed posted:

Yeah if you guys haven't heard the Dollop about this, you need to

http://thedollop.libsyn.com/118-the-battle-of-brisbane-live

When US troops showed up in Australia during WW2, Australian women were so amazed at the sight of men who had shaved and bathed in the past 48 hours, they all stopped loving Australian men and started loving Americans









And for the last one, a thicc Yank doughboy & massive amounts of racism

steinrokkan has issued a correction as of 01:02 on Jun 29, 2019

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
https://twitter.com/JohnDeDomenici/status/1144708610284576770?s=19

Modest Mao
Feb 11, 2011

by Cyrano4747

GoutPatrol posted:

This is what the Nazis dropped on the Americans, except the person loving the wife was Jewish

Nazis, nothing if not consistent

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.
https://twitter.com/Vanessa_ABee/status/1144608160742805504

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

:thunk::mason::brainworms::tinfoil::thunkher:

could the female dalai llama have sex with her previous incarnations while in the avatar state?

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Dr. Killjoy posted:

could the female dalai llama have sex with her previous incarnations while in the avatar state?

No, because there can only be one airbender.

Homocow
Apr 24, 2007

Extremely bad poster!
DO NOT QUOTE!


Pillbug
tibetan buddhism is full of really stupid beliefs tbh

dzogchen or go home

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

I think most guys would hope that if they became a woman they would be a hot woman

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
IMO Tibetan Buddhism makes a lot of sense
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xtE1HnIU6q8

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/Karmir_Kovkas/status/1121822352088518657?s=19

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
I drink instant with water from an electric kettle but I'm an upside down barbarian

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.

Ghost Leviathan posted:

I drink instant with water from an electric kettle but I'm an upside down barbarian

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

https://twitter.com/AeneasSagar/status/1144674889820966912

Shalebridge Cradle
Apr 23, 2008



I got 18/20 but they picked some pretty famous MGS quotes tbf

Finicums Wake
Mar 13, 2017
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!
https://twitter.com/chaosprime/status/1144704616845721600?s=21

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

Modest Mao
Feb 11, 2011

by Cyrano4747

I came

Wheeee
Mar 11, 2001

When a tree grows, it is soft and pliable. But when it's dry and hard, it dies.

Hardness and strength are death's companions. Flexibility and softness are the embodiment of life.

That which has become hard shall not triumph.

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.
https://twitter.com/deannaothman/status/1144645233935884288

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4Yb8AWXgLI

Delthalaz
Mar 5, 2003






Slippery Tilde

TheDon01
Mar 8, 2009



I used to be an Anarchist, but my wife bought me a liberal for my birthday and it's pretty great.

Wheeee
Mar 11, 2001

When a tree grows, it is soft and pliable. But when it's dry and hard, it dies.

Hardness and strength are death's companions. Flexibility and softness are the embodiment of life.

That which has become hard shall not triumph.

KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD
Jul 7, 2012

ilhan is turning out to be what the internet thinks aoc is

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR

rubber dinghy rapids, bro

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Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



riz ahmed is awesome

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