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Imagined posted:The day you find out that you're the kind of person whose immediate instinct is to save yourself, gently caress your child. I'm not judging! There was no decision involved here. Pure instinct. Sprinting away from danger like a startled deer snype 
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Such a concerned friend. Whatta guy.
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Aug 27, 2019 18:01
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Rad-daddio posted:Sprinting away from danger like a startled deer What’s goin on here? I’m shop illiterate
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Aug 27, 2019 18:39
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Burt Sexual posted:What’s goin on here? I’m shop illiterate He fought the lathe and the lathe won. He's lucky it didn't take a trophy.
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Aug 27, 2019 18:40
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Note: dump trucks are NOT amphibious https://i.imgur.com/yUfFmVW.gifv
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Aug 27, 2019 18:51
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A machinee like that makes enough torque to tear through your sorry carcass without even slowing down. Dude never had a chance, and is lucky it made an rear end of him instead of worse.
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Aug 27, 2019 18:51
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drat that's a lot of incredibly expensive equipment being ruined 
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I always thought the average shop's spinning tools are more dangerous than cutting tools. Yeah, I have a healthy amount of respect for a table or band saw. But I treat the router table and lathe like rattlesnakes.
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Aug 27, 2019 18:52
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Rotating machinery hungers for human flesh, it's true.
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Aug 27, 2019 18:59
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Why is leg up next to it? That seems 101 poo poo.
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Aug 27, 2019 19:02
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FuturePastNow posted:Note: dump trucks are NOT amphibious more like damp trucks am I right?
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Aug 27, 2019 19:05
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Whooping Crabs posted:more like damp trucks am I right? God drat it, Dad.
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Aug 27, 2019 19:15
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Burt Sexual posted:That seems 101 poo poo.
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Aug 27, 2019 19:16
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Imagined posted:Rotating machinery hungers for human flesh, it's true. case in point, helicopters.
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Aug 27, 2019 19:24
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Burt Sexual posted:Why is leg up next to it? That seems 101 poo poo. Because the dumbass is convinced he can hold back the lathe and has positioned his foot there for extra leverage.
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Aug 27, 2019 19:24
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I've worked two jobs with big fuckers like this and it was amazing how cavalier some of the long-timers were with the spinny bits. And you know drat well that OSHA didn't exist on the night shift, the only rule was get it done so we could make up for lack of production on the day shift when management was paying attention
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Aug 27, 2019 19:28
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What was he trying to accomplish with the lathe?
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Aug 27, 2019 19:29
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Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:What was he trying to accomplish with the lathe? "Bet you weak wimp that you can't hold the lathe with your noodle arms" "Hold my beer"
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Aug 27, 2019 19:30
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Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:What was he trying to accomplish with the lathe? Probably trying to open a stuck chuck. Edit: still a goddamn moron for not following LOTO.
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Aug 27, 2019 19:33
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therobit posted:Probably trying to open a stuck chuck. Did he think if it was receiving power that would act as extra leverage or something?
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Aug 27, 2019 19:34
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Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:What was he trying to accomplish with the lathe? Ikr that’s why I questioned what it was. I mean that’s not how you do it!
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Aug 27, 2019 19:35
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haveblue posted:Did he think if it was receiving power that would act as extra leverage or something? I can only speculate that he is either an idiot, or that he had a momentary lapse of sanity.
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Aug 27, 2019 19:40
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therobit posted:Probably trying to open a stuck chuck. Trying to unfuck a stuck chuck?
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Aug 27, 2019 19:41
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Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:Trying to unfuck a stuck chuck?
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Aug 27, 2019 19:43
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Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:Trying to unfuck a stuck chuck? A foolish chuckfuckler
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Aug 27, 2019 19:45
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I work beside a company with a recycling/sorting machine and it has several spinny bits. One of their workers got too close and his sleeve or something, never heard exactly what, caught on one and broke his arm in like 20 (probably an exaggeration) places. Got to keep the arm at least.
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Aug 27, 2019 19:46
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Burt Sexual posted:Ikr that’s why I questioned what it was. I mean that’s not how you do it! In shop class in high school I saw a guy get his shirt ripped off in the blink of an eye by a wood lathe. It legit scared the poo poo out of everyone in class. Our teacher nicknamed him "Mr. Bad Example".
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Aug 27, 2019 19:47
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Burt Sexual posted:What’s goin on here? I’m shop illiterate To prove his strength, he decided to pick a fight with a machine that carves steel like you would carve a cheese. He has his leg up to brace for more leverage. To his great fortune the lathe was not hungry for flesh that day and just suplexed him into the dirt instead of rolling him up and squeezing his soft stuff out like a tube of toothpaste.
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Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:Trying to unfuck a stuck chuck? How much chuck could a dumbfuck unstuck, if a dumbfuck could unstuck chucks.
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Kibayasu posted:I work beside a company with a recycling/sorting machine and it has several spinny bits. One of their workers got too close and his sleeve or something, never heard exactly what, caught on one and broke his arm in like 20 (probably an exaggeration) places. Got to keep the arm at least. it was probably not an exaggeration.
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:How much chuck could a dumbfuck unstuck, if a dumbfuck could unstuck stuck chucks.
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Aug 27, 2019 20:10
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Memento posted:The Dragon in the Sea by Frank Herbert (yes, that one) has a bit where the submarine goes much deeper than it was supposed to, so they increase the pressure inside to compensate for a limited period of time. I don't remember any messing around with the gas mixture but it might have been in there. Humans can withstand a surprisingly large amount of pressure. Deepest simulated dive is to something like 70 atmospheres? Even then the real problem is just finding a breathing gas that works at that pressure. If you could set up a liquid breathing system that works on adults you could probably go a lot deeper.
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Aug 27, 2019 20:15
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FuturePastNow posted:Note: dump trucks are NOT amphibious Oh cool, a catamaran.
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Aug 27, 2019 20:22
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Ornamental Dingbat posted:Oh cool, a catamaran. 
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Burt Sexual posted:What’s goin on here? I’m shop illiterate A lathe that size can easily make 1/4" deep cuts through steel in a single pass at ~1200RPM and that chucklefuck is trying to arm-wrestle it at minimum speed where it has 10x that much torque. They also have a foot operated deadman switch on the front that I guarantee you the cameraman is holding down the entire time it's trying to eat his bro.
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shame on an IGA posted:They also have a foot operated deadman switch on the front that I guarantee you the cameraman is holding down the entire time it's trying to eat his bro. but it'll make it good footage!
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I did fab work on and off for four years in a two man shop and I only hurt myself once, when I panicked at the very idea that our five inch chuck was about to grab ahold of any piece of me I jerked my hand back into a spade bit we had mounted on the other end of the track.
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Aug 27, 2019 23:50
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Gunshow Poophole posted:fab work two man shop,
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for real though that sucks, i'm sorry
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It's a feed and seed store now
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