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Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

I can't bring myself to watch this, so thank you for distilling it down to the two things I needed to see.


:wtc:

happyhippy posted:



And some sexy.

:kimchi:

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Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

Bogus Adventure posted:

I can't bring myself to watch this, so thank you for distilling it down to the two things I needed to see.
i tried to get a gif of riker wanking into the sink but i am on my phone

i am 100% sure the kid is going to be called lwaxana or imsadi :3:

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

Bobby Deluxe posted:

i tried to get a gif of riker wanking into the sink but i am on my phone

i am 100% sure the kid is going to be called lwaxana or imsadi :3:

Pretty sure the rugrat will be Jean-Luc

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?



Bogus Adventure posted:

Pretty sure the rugrat will be Jean-Luc
I rewatched the TNG episode where Riker has the kid named Jean-Luc and I thought that was a bit on the nose

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Two kids, John and Luke

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

Bogus Adventure posted:

Pretty sure the rugrat will be Jean-Luc

*Riker exits to see Jean-Luc standing with a dog*
Riker: Jean-Luc!
Son: Yes dad?
Picard: Number one!
*Dog growls and sits to atttention*
*Riker's eyebrow rises*

Scene end.

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

you named the dog riker???

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT
No Worf, no watch.

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?



Animal-Mother posted:

No Worf, no watch.
There is a chance he’s in it apparently.

atomicpile
Nov 7, 2009

Animal-Mother posted:

No Worf, no watch.

I’d expect just about all the tng folks and anyone else they can dig up to make an appearance. Nostalgia is the only thing this dumpster fire has going for it.

Raku
Nov 7, 2012

Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide
so they should have made a Star Trek: Riker, huh

maybe about him settling down with an amorous transporter clone?

HD DAD
Jan 13, 2010

Generic white guy.

Toilet Rascal
I would subscribe to any service that aired a show where Will Riker marries Thomas Riker and they just live together on a farm or something

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

HD DAD posted:

I would subscribe to any service that aired a show where Will Riker marries Thomas Riker and they just live together on a farm or something

serenading one another with their respective trombones

Danaru
Jun 5, 2012

何 ??

Pick posted:

serenading one another with their respective trombones

69 seems kinda banal for that far in the future

Gutcruncher
Apr 16, 2005

Go home and be a family man!
Isnt Tom Riker forever locked in a Cardassian murder prison while his double got married the love of his life?

Raku
Nov 7, 2012

Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide

Gutcruncher posted:

Isnt Tom Riker forever locked in a Cardassian murder prison while his double got married the love of his life?

never count out Transporter Tom

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?



Gutcruncher posted:

Isnt Tom Riker forever locked in a Cardassian murder prison while his double got married the love of his life?
Assuming he even survived the Dominion War

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

Gutcruncher posted:

Isnt Tom Riker forever locked in a Cardassian murder prison while his double got married the love of his life?

After Tom escapes he holds a bunch of Bynar holoprogrammers at phaserpoint until they code Minuet back into existence.

On Thursdays he attends a holo-addiction support group with Geordi and Barclay.

Xenocides
Jan 14, 2008

This world looks very scary....


I am just going to live with the dream that this will be good and not entertain the possibility it will not be as long as possible.

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl

Powered Descent posted:

After Tom escapes he holds a bunch of Bynar holoprogrammers at phaserpoint until they code Minuet back into existence.

On Thursdays he attends a holo-addiction support group with Geordi and Barclay.

Why would Tom do that? He didn't know Minuet. :confused:

Trast
Oct 20, 2010

Three games, thousands of playthroughs. 90% of the players don't know I exist. Still a redhead saving the galaxy with a [Right Hook].

:edi:
So Disco S3 is just going to be that old Gene pilot that Sorbo ran into the muck in syndication during the 90's?

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
poo poo, that one poster was right, "Chain of Command" is loving hilarious w/ the knowledge that being rude is how cardassians flirt.



Danaru
Jun 5, 2012

何 ??

Pick posted:

poo poo, that one poster was right, "Chain of Command" is loving hilarious w/ the knowledge that being rude is how cardassians flirt.





:hawaaaafap:

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Pick posted:

poo poo, that one poster was right, "Chain of Command" is loving hilarious w/ the knowledge that being rude is how cardassians flirt.





in another parallel universe O'Brien is happy and also banging that cardassian engineer chick.

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

wait are the cardassians just lizard irish?

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl

lmbo

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

Why would Tom do that? He didn't know Minuet. :confused:

To get back at Will.

Rent-A-Cop
Oct 15, 2004

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

Nefarious 2.0 posted:

wait are the cardassians just lizard irish?
This man is asking the right questions!

Hipster_Doofus
Dec 20, 2003

Lovin' every minute of it.

Animal-Mother posted:

Meaney was insidious in that scene. It's a shame he didn't get more opportunities to show off his range.

What is the actual scene?

EimiYoshikawa posted:

He didn't sign up for the war specifically, it was just bad timing that the war started not longer he signed up. He signed up to escape his father's plans for him to be a professional cellist and to see more than just Earth, something we learn several years after seeing him playing the cello a few times on the Enterprise.

Yes, I am saying that O'Brien is Space Yo-Yo Ma.

Are you funnin' us or do I not remember this?





HD DAD
Jan 13, 2010

Generic white guy.

Toilet Rascal
Of all the series they could have used Marvel’s awesome de-aging CGI, they didn’t use it on Data?

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

I will give them the benefit of the doubt that it's a work in progress, since CBS seems to have a tendency to throw up unfinished CGI for trailers.

Nazattack
Oct 21, 2008

HD DAD posted:

Of all the series they could have used Marvel’s awesome de-aging CGI, they didn’t use it on Data?

"Data got fat" needs an in universe explanation.

HD DAD
Jan 13, 2010

Generic white guy.

Toilet Rascal
“Captain, I have altered my positronic subroutines to become a Big Boy”

Nazattack
Oct 21, 2008

HD DAD posted:

“Captain, I have altered my positronic subroutines to become a Thicc Boy”

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

EvilTaytoMan posted:

You can try comparing it to this map, which while I'm not sure is more accurate, is certainly more detailed but it confirms that Bajor is far closer to Cardassia than Chintoka.

WTF?



Has space ISIS started to invade the UFP?

barbecue at the folks
Jul 20, 2007


happyhippy posted:



And some sexy.

Frakes looks so knowing about his own continuing hotness, he's like his own living Tim Kreider caricature :kimchi:

dudeness
Mar 5, 2010

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
Fallen Rib
He look like a garden gnome that grew all big.

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

Blistex posted:

WTF?



Has space ISIS started to invade the UFP?

It's a real star. In the constellation Virgo, hence the Latin possessive form "virginis". It isn't bright enough to merit a Greek-letter Bayer designation (like, say, Alpha Centauri is the brightest star in Centaurus), so it just gets a number.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/70_Virginis

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Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

how come no one is commenting on the obvious time travel plot. i thought we were all tired of time travel plots in star trek.

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