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ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

What did you say the strategy was?

Arcsquad12 posted:

Imagine rural USA with more pronounced accents, rampant alcoholism and suicide, and moose.

Hey that only applies to the reservations, all of the Atlantic provinces, northern Ontario, western Ontario and Saskatchewan.

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TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.

Slime posted:

you changed your avatar back but i'm still going to ask

what's the deal with you commissioning puppet hentai

i mean i'm not even judging you over wanking it to puppets, i'm just wondering how the gently caress puppet porn happens

I have no earthly idea either. Unless I’ve been commissioning it in my sleep? :shrug:

BioEnchanted
Aug 9, 2011

He plays for the dreamers that forgot how to dream, and the lovers that forgot how to love.

TinTower posted:

I have no earthly idea either. Unless I’ve been commissioning it in my sleep? :shrug:

Allow me to enlighten you with a movie clip: (nsfw, scene from Team America) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7tXpBrpecA

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?

ilmucche posted:

Hey that only applies to the reservations, all of the Atlantic provinces, northern Ontario, western Ontario and Saskatchewan.

I suppose so. Once you get to Alberta everyone thinks they're cowboys all of a sudden and them gosh darn Ontario elitists are stealing all their oil.

Hate Fibration
Apr 8, 2013

FLÄSHYN!

Somfin posted:

It's certainly made me look back on all my sexual encounters with some fresh and wary eyes.

If you are not a 34 year old going after college students you probably have nothing to worry about.

RoboRodent
Sep 19, 2012

Hate Fibration posted:

If you are not a 34 year old going after college students you probably have nothing to worry about.

This is kind of the key point of the story, here. It's not "fat awkward guys are gross lol." It's "thirty-four year old guys who target college students fourteen years their junior are gross and this is the story of a college girl who gets targeted by one." This sort of guy wants a power imbalance between him and his partner, and is trying to get it by being older and more experienced. God, the sex scene which is basically him acting out porn cliches, because he's not interested in her as a person. He's not interested in what she enjoys. He's interested in her as a prop for his fantasy, and that's what make him creepy, not his looks. Her being sexually experienced drives a stake into his fantasy of being the experienced older man, and because he is a creep, he blames her for his disappointment.

It's a great story. Kind of skin-crawling in its realness.

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?

RoboRodent posted:

This is kind of the key point of the story, here. It's not "fat awkward guys are gross lol." It's "thirty-four year old guys who target college students fourteen years their junior are gross and this is the story of a college girl who gets targeted by one." This sort of guy wants a power imbalance between him and his partner, and is trying to get it by being older and more experienced. God, the sex scene which is basically him acting out porn cliches, because he's not interested in her as a person. He's not interested in what she enjoys. He's interested in her as a prop for his fantasy, and that's what make him creepy, not his looks. Her being sexually experienced drives a stake into his fantasy of being the experienced older man, and because he is a creep, he blames her for his disappointment.

It's a great story. Kind of skin-crawling in its realness.

Read the interview alongside the story. There is more to it than just the age and power imbalance. Definitely a part of it but the author did intend to have the reader somewhat sympathize with Robert, until the end where he cements his rear end in a top hat self.

there wolf
Jan 11, 2015

by Fluffdaddy

Hate Fibration posted:

If you are not a 34 year old going after college students you probably have nothing to worry about.

If you're not a self-absorbed rear end in a top hat who projects your insecurities with all the force of a navigational beacon, and then reads the reflection as your partner's flaws coming to surface. Be a fifty year-old banging willing college kids every night, but don't be that.

trickybiscuits
Jan 13, 2008

yospos

RoboRodent posted:

This is kind of the key point of the story, here. It's not "fat awkward guys are gross lol." It's "thirty-four year old guys who target college students fourteen years their junior are gross and this is the story of a college girl who gets targeted by one." This sort of guy wants a power imbalance between him and his partner, and is trying to get it by being older and more experienced. God, the sex scene which is basically him acting out porn cliches, because he's not interested in her as a person. He's not interested in what she enjoys. He's interested in her as a prop for his fantasy, and that's what make him creepy, not his looks. Her being sexually experienced drives a stake into his fantasy of being the experienced older man, and because he is a creep, he blames her for his disappointment.

It's a great story. Kind of skin-crawling in its realness.
I saved this to my computer so I can read it again and again.

grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012

Is this what they call a hot take?

http://www.nationalreview.com/artic...m=NR5PM+Actives

felch me daddy jr.
Oct 30, 2009

quote:

Robert is your seventh sexual partner. You’re 20 years old. Margot, I don’t know what the right number is for you, but seven is too many.

Please don’t mistake my concern for “slut-shaming.”

:allears:

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



National review? Haha I'm not reading that

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


Holy poo poo the title :stare:

Warmachine
Jan 30, 2012





Bacon is some dude I've been arguing with about how effective saving money is to "get rich" as a working or middle class American.

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord


Christopher Holland posted:


I have often been told by women that is their body. I agree - so take better care of it, make better management decisions before you start complaining that men treat it like a used car. I wouldn't let anybody I had never known drive my car, so why do you let a complete stranger use your body?

:stare:

Warmachine
Jan 30, 2012




Why does it always go back to equating women to objects like cars or businesses?

Don't answer that I already know the answer.

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009


that's what you call evidence

SilkyP
Jul 21, 2004

The Boo-Box

My question is, wouldn't she have been able to tell the dude was fat and gross before he took his clothes off

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020

I wish I hadn't read that, it made me so mad

"I'm not trying to slut-shame you, Margot! It's just that Robert being a creep was all your fault."

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

https://twitter.com/ProudCanadian06/status/941116200741879808

Antioch
Apr 18, 2003

My theory is that anyone with "proud" as part of their core identity is probably a Dingus. It's an untested theory but I think it'll hold up to scientific rigor.

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts

Warmachine posted:



Bacon is some dude I've been arguing with about how effective saving money is to "get rich" as a working or middle class American.

I... I don't even know how to start explaining how wrong Bacon is.

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 4 days!
There was also something off about the guy in that story, and I can't put my finger on it- in some parts he almost seemed like he was taking cues from some MRA handbook; he'd feign interest then withdraw, compliment her then insult her. Some things he was very specific about (taste in movies) while others he was pretty vague :spergin: "I live in a house."

What I found the most depressing about the story was that it seemed like the most excitement the younger woman got from the whole thing was the fantasy of being desired. It was constantly contrasted with how revolting she found the guy. For the guys that got all defensive about the story, I really gotta wonder if they were in her shoes and were talking with a woman they didn't really find all that physically attractive, but liked that she made them feel smart, would they have sex with her? would they put aside the flaws in her physical appearance and mannerisms and sort of just immerse themselves in the fantasy of how they hoped the date played out?

trickybiscuits
Jan 13, 2008

yospos

quote:

Another popular Internet response has been, “It’s unfortunate that society makes it so that Margot felt she couldn’t call it off at the last minute.” But that’s missing the point too, because things had gone badly astray long before that. When you first got in Robert’s car, you wondered if he was going to rape and murder you.

Margot, I can’t believe I need to tell you this: If you’re in a car with a guy and you’re not sure if he wants to murder you, the date has already gone bad.

By that standard, something like 80% of dates have gone bad before they've even started. drat. The amount of "missing the point" around this story is really something.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Panfilo posted:

For the guys that got all defensive about the story, I really gotta wonder if they were in her shoes and were talking with a woman they didn't really find all that physically attractive, but liked that she made them feel smart, would they have sex with her? would they put aside the flaws in her physical appearance and mannerisms and sort of just immerse themselves in the fantasy of how they hoped the date played out?

Yeah, I've been there. Ended up having a thing with someone I wasn't attracted to because she was the only one giving me any attention shortly after a breakup.

It ended after 6 days.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


SilkyP posted:

My question is, wouldn't she have been able to tell the dude was fat and gross before he took his clothes off
I don't know about you, but I try to choose clothes that make me look less fat and gross than I actually am.

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

no meds = f4

"i am spartacus" but instead "i am robert" as everyone from the bad internet forums stands up, shouting defiantly

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Tiggum posted:

I don't know about you, but I try to choose clothes that make me look less fat and gross than I actually am.

And that's another way that the story inverts certain tropes in gender representation. How many hack stand-up comics have bits about women "lying" with clothes, makeup, hairstyles &c&c?

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



Dave Grool
Oct 21, 2008



Grimey Drawer
jesus christ

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

no meds = f4

holy guacamole thats a repugnant pic :monocle:

really one for the record books

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 4 days!

How do the men that agree with this parse the idea of themselves getting raped by other men?

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

Panfilo posted:

How do the men that agree with this parse the idea of themselves getting raped by other men?

I know you're not really looking for an answer, but basically it's because

Your Computer
Oct 3, 2008




Grimey Drawer
I could've gone the entirety of 2017 without seeing that image, gently caress.

Cakefarts Carol posted:

I know you're not really looking for an answer, but basically it's because

Yeah you just know it's gonna be "but it's different".

there wolf
Jan 11, 2015

by Fluffdaddy

Congratulations IoSM, you've finally found the one thing that makes me think someone should get raped.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

This is why I drink.

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

I'd like to see someone 'merely insert an object' into whoever made that

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

no meds = f4

Away all Goats posted:

I'd like to see someone 'merely insert an object' into whoever made that

same, but in a different way. im going to "merely insert" my huge epic flaming viking sword into his body, utter power word "Nak'tek, Vakul, Inzorektem!" and im going to start getting buffer. my arms bulge out and my shirt explodes into tattered rags. my thighs beef up and my jeans vaporize. a big rainbow engulfs my body and in a flash im wearing a big studded cod piece and a glowing chrome breastplate. together, me and the sword begin to grow. steam shoots out of my ears and a cool as gently caress medieval knight style closed helm appears on my face. Post This, Dirtbag! echoes through the rock quarry that we're standing in now and with a ear splitting whine the sword begins emitting a powerful laser beam from its tip, shooting through the top of his skull. light leaks out of his eyes, nose, and mouth, like strapping a skull to a fog machine but neon pink laser light. he starts to smoke and them a moment later kablooey he blows up in a shower of gibs like when the dudes head explodes in scanners.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Picnic Princess posted:

This is why I drink.

Same, but for the last 1,354 pages.

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LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

Picnic Princess posted:

This is why I drink.

same op.

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